Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #777: “Budokai 2k5: Round 2”
#777: “Budokai 2k5: Round 2”

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Topic is -= Good Fight, Good night! =-

[10:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heh, last time you dropped the Budokai on us like a bomb, this time we're ready.
[10:15] * GERMATOID HAS THE POPCORN, GOOBERS, AND DEFIBRILLATORS READY! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[10:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh, before this starts, I saw the most badass thing last night, a DBZ music video brought to us by Daizenshuu EX. It's called "Doomrider", and it manages to cover ALL of DBZ. It's like the best of the best in an action-packed bite-sized pill.
[10:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> --> http://db.schuby.org/daizex/viewtopic.php?t=1544
[10:20] <C'est_la_V> Someone needs to do that for Sailormoon...
[10:21] <// J_Daito //> Oh yeah how woulld that work, a montage of bank Henshin sequences and stock attacks plus images of the major baddies dying. That would take no time at all. :P
[10:22] <C'est_la_V> Go back to your meat locker. Jedite!!
[10:23] <// J_Daito //> Hah, you have no time to complain, Aino... your man is about to get force-humped by the Spore in this round of the Budokai! HAH
[10:23] * C'est_la_V looks over to X-chan
[10:23] <C'est_la_V> Are you betting against my husband.
[10:24] <// J_Daito //> Of COURSE I AM.
[10:24] <C'est_la_V> ...........
[10:26] * @Dr_Xadium does some stretches
[10:26] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. is droling
[10:26] <// J_Daito //> You do know if he wins everyone will think this is fixed.
[10:27] <GERMATOID> IT'S TOTALLY RANDOM AND TURNED BASED, EVEN MORE SO THAN THE LAST BUDOKAI.
[10:27] <C'est_la_V> Well X-chan wouldn't his me when I wanted to spar with him, but he DID have a good sparring match with a satellite senshi the other day.
[10:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bah Microsenshi.
[10:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> This is SPORTACUS we're talking about. She's shivering with delight at the prospect of humping X-'s leg.
[10:28] * @Dr_Xadium shudders
[10:29] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mohshshshs married manz are baettar.... ♡
[10:29] <C'est_la_V> ><
[10:29] <// J_Daito //> Hey who says she'll go for the leg, you know she likes to do that face-hugger hump
[10:29] <@Dr_Xadium> Can we... just get this started...
[10:30] * C'est_la_V grabs the mic
[10:30] * @spiritflame changes topic to `Round 2: Xadium vs. Chibiusa: Ends at 11:00 - HAJIME! `
[10:30] <@spiritflame> @spiritflame has started the battle mode
[10:31] /// Battle Mode: .`~SugaBB_2999~`. leeps 4 xedums fase! (BLOCKED!!)
[10:31] * @Dr_Xadium crosses his arms in front of him and blocks Chibiusa
[10:32] /// Battle Mode: @Dr_Xadium grabs Chibiusa by the legs and swings her into his TARDIS (BOTCHED! [-ATTACKER STUNNED: LOSE A TURN-])
[10:32] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi slipz ot of zedum's grazp and watches hiz ass bag hiz hed in2 da turdass
[10:33] <C'est_la_V> Ohh! Chibiusa-chan tried to go for the EArly hump and X-chan blocked, but then he got banged in the head anyway! The score is 0-0 with at three minutes in!
[10:33] /// Battle Mode: .`~SugaBB_2999~`. lanches harself on xedums lag! (BOTCHED! [-ATTACKER STUNNED: LOSE A TURN-])
[10:34] <C'est_la_V> But Chibiusa-chan botches her leg-hump too, and the odds are back to even!!
[10:34] /// Battle Mode: @Dr_Xadium Clears the cobwebs out of his head, and goes for a kick to Chibiusa's face (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[10:35] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak! *fliez akross da rom an smashaez into geydit*
[10:35] <C'est_la_V> X-chan lands TWO HITS to the face! That's my man! WAI!
[10:36] <// J_Daito //> Get off me, you diseased turnip!
[10:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL Jed
[10:36] /// Battle Mode: .`~SugaBB_2999~`. grabz geydit and HARULZ ham at zedum! (BOTCHED! [-ATTACKER STUNNED: LOSE A TURN-])
[10:37] * // J_Daito // kicks the SPore away from him
[10:37] <C'est_la_V> Whoah! Chibiusa-chan tried to throw Jedite at X-chan but Jedite threw up on her instead!
[10:38] * // J_Daito // wipes off his mouth and laughs
[10:38] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ><
[10:38] /// Battle Mode: @Dr_Xadium runs up to Chibiusa and goes for a upper knee to the face (A MISS!)
[10:39] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi wobabelz arund and avoidz da hat
[10:39] /// Battle Mode: @Dr_Xadium hits Chibiusa with a temporal accelerator ray! (A MISS!)
[10:40] <C'est_la_V> X-chan tried to use some fancy TIme Lord tricks but the joke was on him!
[10:40] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hhshshshshshshs
[10:41] /// Battle Mode: .`~SugaBB_2999~`. hitz zedum with a nood ray frum da slivar kistal (YOU LAID THE SMACKDOWN!!)
[10:41] <// J_Daito //> BLIND
[10:41] <@Dr_Xadium> ARRRGH
[10:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> O_O
[10:42] <C'est_la_V> OMG! Chibiusa-chan's treating everyone to a sight only I uusally get to see! X-chan's totally nude!!!
[10:42] <C'est_la_V> The score is 2-1!
[10:42] <GERMATOID> SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP
[10:42] <@Dr_Xadium> How the hell do you think I feel!
[10:43] /// Battle Mode: @Dr_Xadium grabs a CHAIR and HURLS it at Chibiusa (YOU LAID THE SMACKDOWN!!)
[10:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi is KLOCKED bai da chaeirr1111
[10:44] <C'est_la_V> WHOA! Like the ancient berserkers, X-chan's gotten stronger with his nudity! 3-1!!
[10:44] * // J_Daito // tosses Xadium some damn PANTS
[10:45] /// Battle Mode: @Dr_Xadium Hops over to Chibiusa while donning the pants and SMACKS her in the face (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[10:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Holy s[BLEEP]t b[BLEEP]chSLAP
[10:46] * // J_Daito // catches a tooth and pockets ti for resale
[10:46] <C'est_la_V> The crack heard around the world! X-chan is up by two more! I always knew he was agressive when naked, but Whoa!
[10:46] <FireFly_9> TOO MUCH INFORMATION, SEMPAI!
[10:46] <@Dr_Xadium> INDEED!
[10:47] <C'est_la_V> Hey I'm proud of my man! The score is five to one!!
[10:47] /// Battle Mode: .`~SugaBB_2999~`. sees zedum zapping up hiz pantz and makez a wizh on da slivar kistal for a xapper malfancshun (YOU LAID THE SMACKDOWN!!)
[10:48] * @Dr_Xadium SCREAMS IN PAIN
[10:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ok that s[BLEEP]t hurt ME
[10:49] <C'est_la_V> WHAT THE HELL!!! Chibiusa-chan makes X-chan.... God, if my SEX LIFE SUFFERS!
[10:49] <FireFly_9> ><
[10:49] * @Dr_Xadium choses to LOSE A turn to correct the problem
[10:50] <C'est_la_V> X-chan is so considerate of me ♡ HE;s sacrificed a turn so our love life can continue... ♡
[10:50] <FireFly_9> Oh my god.
[10:50] /// Battle Mode: .`~SugaBB_2999~`. lanches in da air an gews 4 da face hamp! (A HIT!!)
[10:51] <C'est_la_V> EWW, CHibiusa's humping X-chan's face now! THe score's 3-5 and it looks like the tide is churning!
[10:51] <FireFly_9> "Turning"
[10:51] /// Battle Mode: @Dr_Xadium RAMS his face into the wall to try and hurt the spore (BOTCHED! [-ATTACKER STUNNED: LOSE A TURN-])
[10:52] <C'est_la_V> OH NO! X-chan tried to headbutt Chibiusa off and instead knocked himself silly!!
[10:52] /// Battle Mode: .`~SugaBB_2999~`. slaps dewn 2 zedums lags n trapz ham (YOU LAID THE SMACKDOWN!!)
[10:52] * @Dr_Xadium tumbles to the ground
[10:53] <C'est_la_V> X-chan's been tripped, and Chibiusa's still got one more turn? Will the score tie up?!
[10:53] /// Battle Mode: .`~SugaBB_2999~`. breakz zedums lag (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[10:54] * @Dr_Xadium SCREAMS OUT
[10:54] <C'est_la_V> WHAT THE!? CHIBIUSA-CHAN'S SNAPPED X-CHAN'S LEG!! YOU b[BLEEP]ch!!
[10:54] <C'est_la_V> Chibiusa-chan takes the lead 6-5!
[10:55] /// Battle Mode: @Dr_Xadium grabs the mic stand and BRAINS Chibiusa with it as best he can (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[10:55] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. gews flyang bak!!11
[10:56] * C'est_la_V pulls out the Venus Microphone
[10:56] <C'est_la_V> YATTA! X-chan gives as good as he gets as he always does!! ♡ Chibiusa-chan is knocked down! 7-6!!
[10:57] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> facker new u pey
[10:57] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. is now known as sailer chibimoan
[10:57] <C'est_la_V> What's This, Chibiusa-chan's transformed!!
[10:57] /// Battle Mode: sailer chibimoan pank sugar haaaaaaaaaaaaaaart attaku!11 (DENIED!)
[10:58] * @Dr_Xadium blocks the attack with his ARM it's so weak
[10:58] <C'est_la_V> Chibiusa-chan couldn't roast X-chan's nuts!
[10:58] /// Battle Mode: @Dr_Xadium charges the spore for a tackle (A MISS!)
[10:59] <sailer chibimoan> /mi dogaes EZ
[10:59] /// Battle Mode: sailer chibimoan pank sduage hart attaku!! 11 (KNOCKDOWN! Opponent down for a 10 count!)
[11:00] <C'est_la_V> HOLY CRAP! X-chan was less than a minute away from winning, and then Chibiusa-chan's attack hit him SMACK In the face for a 10 count... X-chan.... LOSES!!!
[11:00] <@spiritflame> @spiritflame has stopped the battle mode
[11:00] <sailer chibimoan> /mi leeps on zedums unkonshus face and hamps awey!!1
[11:00] <// J_Daito //> See! I KNEW IT!
[11:01] * C'est_la_V winces
[11:01] <C'est_la_V> Chibiusa-chan, get off of my husband's face...
[11:01] <sailer chibimoan> o shhshshshs o hhshshshsshsh O hshshshshs O ! ! !
[11:01] <C'est_la_V> NO DON'T GET OFF *ON* his.... >< oh... X-chan... :(
[11:02] * @Dr_Xadium is terribly, horribly, AWAKE for this
[11:02] <sailer chibimoan> /mi bounsaz pu and dewn
[11:02] <C'est_la_V> Oh Kami-sama... someone get the crowbar... and a towel....
[11:03] <sailer chibimoan> mohshshshshshshshhs......
[11:03] * @Dr_Xadium weeps
[11:03] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa-chan.... enough... .
[11:04] <sailer chibimoan> O! O! OOOOOOoooooooo~~~~~~!
[11:04] * @Dr_Xadium has thankfully slipped into a self-induced coma
[11:04] * C'est_la_V PUNCHES CHBIUSA OFF HER MAN!
[11:05] <// J_Daito //> He's gonna reek of spore for a while.
[11:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ....yeah.
[11:05] * C'est_la_V gently wipes off X-chan's face with a very disposable handkerchief
[11:06] <GERMATOID> WELL IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S YOU AN ME TOMORROW, EH JED?
[11:07] <// J_Daito //> This should be good, madman.
[11:07] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Michiru's birthday is coming up! wooHOo! lol

The Cup Of Coffee • 03/04/05 03:40am

OMGWTF??!! The Spore must PAY!!!

Solarchos [e-mail] • 03/02/05 06:17pm

Poor, poor bastard. Don't worry. I'm sure Usa will get what's coming to her.

Ikari Shinji • 03/02/05 05:43pm

Poor X! T_T

But FUNNY STUFF! XD

Shaldra Darkness [e-mail] • 03/02/05 04:49pm

Damn, that was....disturbing

Mango-chan [e-mail] • 03/02/05 03:20pm

XD Man, poor X-san. Thumbs up to ChibiUsagi-chan anyways. I can't wait for Jedite-san verses Tomoe-the-elder-san. Exciting~

Euri [e-mail] • 03/02/05 02:59pm

Poor Xadium... I hope Chibi-Usa gets 0wn3d in the next round (and not in the way she might like...)

Sailor Mewtwo [e-mail] • 03/02/05 02:49pm

Face huggers are one thing, but Chibiusa doing it is quite another... *shudders*

Haak [e-mail] • 03/02/05 12:23pm

No Xadium vs Minako match... T_T

Kryten 2X4B 523P [e-mail] • 03/02/05 12:04pm

The perils of totally random combat (and yeah, that was all random, nothing edited)

Dr. X • 03/02/05 11:37am

Bear congratulates Xadium on a VERY funny episode, and hopes he recovers soon.

(ear also considers slipping saltpeter into ChibiUsa's food and seeing what effect that has on her...)

Bear • 03/02/05 11:32am

Kousagi does not know whether to be happy Oneesan won, or terrified, or just teh upset with her tactics!

And Kousagi still hasn't gotten the Silver Crystal away from her...

T_T

Kousagi • 03/02/05 11:30am



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