Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #777: “Budokai 2k5: Round 2”
#777: “Budokai 2k5: Round 2”

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Topic is -= Good Fight, Good night! =-

[10:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heh, last time you dropped the Budokai on us like a bomb, this time we're ready.
[10:15] * GERMATOID HAS THE POPCORN, GOOBERS, AND DEFIBRILLATORS READY! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[10:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh, before this starts, I saw the most badass thing last night, a DBZ music video brought to us by Daizenshuu EX. It's called "Doomrider", and it manages to cover ALL of DBZ. It's like the best of the best in an action-packed bite-sized pill.
[10:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> --> http://db.schuby.org/daizex/viewtopic.php?t=1544
[10:20] <C'est_la_V> Someone needs to do that for Sailormoon...
[10:21] <// J_Daito //> Oh yeah how woulld that work, a montage of bank Henshin sequences and stock attacks plus images of the major baddies dying. That would take no time at all. :P
[10:22] <C'est_la_V> Go back to your meat locker. Jedite!!
[10:23] <// J_Daito //> Hah, you have no time to complain, Aino... your man is about to get force-humped by the Spore in this round of the Budokai! HAH
[10:23] * C'est_la_V looks over to X-chan
[10:23] <C'est_la_V> Are you betting against my husband.
[10:24] <// J_Daito //> Of COURSE I AM.
[10:24] <C'est_la_V> ...........
[10:26] * @Dr_Xadium does some stretches
[10:26] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. is droling
[10:26] <// J_Daito //> You do know if he wins everyone will think this is fixed.
[10:27] <GERMATOID> IT'S TOTALLY RANDOM AND TURNED BASED, EVEN MORE SO THAN THE LAST BUDOKAI.
[10:27] <C'est_la_V> Well X-chan wouldn't his me when I wanted to spar with him, but he DID have a good sparring match with a satellite senshi the other day.
[10:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bah Microsenshi.
[10:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> This is SPORTACUS we're talking about. She's shivering with delight at the prospect of humping X-'s leg.
[10:28] * @Dr_Xadium shudders
[10:29] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mohshshshs married manz are baettar.... ♡
[10:29] <C'est_la_V> ><
[10:29] <// J_Daito //> Hey who says she'll go for the leg, you know she likes to do that face-hugger hump
[10:29] <@Dr_Xadium> Can we... just get this started...
[10:30] * C'est_la_V grabs the mic
[10:30] * @spiritflame changes topic to `Round 2: Xadium vs. Chibiusa: Ends at 11:00 - HAJIME! `
[10:30] <@spiritflame> @spiritflame has started the battle mode
[10:31] /// Battle Mode: .`~SugaBB_2999~`. leeps 4 xedums fase! (BLOCKED!!)
[10:31] * @Dr_Xadium crosses his arms in front of him and blocks Chibiusa
[10:32] /// Battle Mode: @Dr_Xadium grabs Chibiusa by the legs and swings her into his TARDIS (BOTCHED! [-ATTACKER STUNNED: LOSE A TURN-])
[10:32] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi slipz ot of zedum's grazp and watches hiz ass bag hiz hed in2 da turdass
[10:33] <C'est_la_V> Ohh! Chibiusa-chan tried to go for the EArly hump and X-chan blocked, but then he got banged in the head anyway! The score is 0-0 with at three minutes in!
[10:33] /// Battle Mode: .`~SugaBB_2999~`. lanches harself on xedums lag! (BOTCHED! [-ATTACKER STUNNED: LOSE A TURN-])
[10:34] <C'est_la_V> But Chibiusa-chan botches her leg-hump too, and the odds are back to even!!
[10:34] /// Battle Mode: @Dr_Xadium Clears the cobwebs out of his head, and goes for a kick to Chibiusa's face (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[10:35] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak! *fliez akross da rom an smashaez into geydit*
[10:35] <C'est_la_V> X-chan lands TWO HITS to the face! That's my man! WAI!
[10:36] <// J_Daito //> Get off me, you diseased turnip!
[10:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL Jed
[10:36] /// Battle Mode: .`~SugaBB_2999~`. grabz geydit and HARULZ ham at zedum! (BOTCHED! [-ATTACKER STUNNED: LOSE A TURN-])
[10:37] * // J_Daito // kicks the SPore away from him
[10:37] <C'est_la_V> Whoah! Chibiusa-chan tried to throw Jedite at X-chan but Jedite threw up on her instead!
[10:38] * // J_Daito // wipes off his mouth and laughs
[10:38] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ><
[10:38] /// Battle Mode: @Dr_Xadium runs up to Chibiusa and goes for a upper knee to the face (A MISS!)
[10:39] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi wobabelz arund and avoidz da hat
[10:39] /// Battle Mode: @Dr_Xadium hits Chibiusa with a temporal accelerator ray! (A MISS!)
[10:40] <C'est_la_V> X-chan tried to use some fancy TIme Lord tricks but the joke was on him!
[10:40] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hhshshshshshshs
[10:41] /// Battle Mode: .`~SugaBB_2999~`. hitz zedum with a nood ray frum da slivar kistal (YOU LAID THE SMACKDOWN!!)
[10:41] <// J_Daito //> BLIND
[10:41] <@Dr_Xadium> ARRRGH
[10:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> O_O
[10:42] <C'est_la_V> OMG! Chibiusa-chan's treating everyone to a sight only I uusally get to see! X-chan's totally nude!!!
[10:42] <C'est_la_V> The score is 2-1!
[10:42] <GERMATOID> SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP
[10:42] <@Dr_Xadium> How the hell do you think I feel!
[10:43] /// Battle Mode: @Dr_Xadium grabs a CHAIR and HURLS it at Chibiusa (YOU LAID THE SMACKDOWN!!)
[10:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi is KLOCKED bai da chaeirr1111
[10:44] <C'est_la_V> WHOA! Like the ancient berserkers, X-chan's gotten stronger with his nudity! 3-1!!
[10:44] * // J_Daito // tosses Xadium some damn PANTS
[10:45] /// Battle Mode: @Dr_Xadium Hops over to Chibiusa while donning the pants and SMACKS her in the face (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[10:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Holy s[BLEEP]t b[BLEEP]chSLAP
[10:46] * // J_Daito // catches a tooth and pockets ti for resale
[10:46] <C'est_la_V> The crack heard around the world! X-chan is up by two more! I always knew he was agressive when naked, but Whoa!
[10:46] <FireFly_9> TOO MUCH INFORMATION, SEMPAI!
[10:46] <@Dr_Xadium> INDEED!
[10:47] <C'est_la_V> Hey I'm proud of my man! The score is five to one!!
[10:47] /// Battle Mode: .`~SugaBB_2999~`. sees zedum zapping up hiz pantz and makez a wizh on da slivar kistal for a xapper malfancshun (YOU LAID THE SMACKDOWN!!)
[10:48] * @Dr_Xadium SCREAMS IN PAIN
[10:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ok that s[BLEEP]t hurt ME
[10:49] <C'est_la_V> WHAT THE HELL!!! Chibiusa-chan makes X-chan.... God, if my SEX LIFE SUFFERS!
[10:49] <FireFly_9> ><
[10:49] * @Dr_Xadium choses to LOSE A turn to correct the problem
[10:50] <C'est_la_V> X-chan is so considerate of me ♡ HE;s sacrificed a turn so our love life can continue... ♡
[10:50] <FireFly_9> Oh my god.
[10:50] /// Battle Mode: .`~SugaBB_2999~`. lanches in da air an gews 4 da face hamp! (A HIT!!)
[10:51] <C'est_la_V> EWW, CHibiusa's humping X-chan's face now! THe score's 3-5 and it looks like the tide is churning!
[10:51] <FireFly_9> "Turning"
[10:51] /// Battle Mode: @Dr_Xadium RAMS his face into the wall to try and hurt the spore (BOTCHED! [-ATTACKER STUNNED: LOSE A TURN-])
[10:52] <C'est_la_V> OH NO! X-chan tried to headbutt Chibiusa off and instead knocked himself silly!!
[10:52] /// Battle Mode: .`~SugaBB_2999~`. slaps dewn 2 zedums lags n trapz ham (YOU LAID THE SMACKDOWN!!)
[10:52] * @Dr_Xadium tumbles to the ground
[10:53] <C'est_la_V> X-chan's been tripped, and Chibiusa's still got one more turn? Will the score tie up?!
[10:53] /// Battle Mode: .`~SugaBB_2999~`. breakz zedums lag (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[10:54] * @Dr_Xadium SCREAMS OUT
[10:54] <C'est_la_V> WHAT THE!? CHIBIUSA-CHAN'S SNAPPED X-CHAN'S LEG!! YOU b[BLEEP]ch!!
[10:54] <C'est_la_V> Chibiusa-chan takes the lead 6-5!
[10:55] /// Battle Mode: @Dr_Xadium grabs the mic stand and BRAINS Chibiusa with it as best he can (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[10:55] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. gews flyang bak!!11
[10:56] * C'est_la_V pulls out the Venus Microphone
[10:56] <C'est_la_V> YATTA! X-chan gives as good as he gets as he always does!! ♡ Chibiusa-chan is knocked down! 7-6!!
[10:57] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> facker new u pey
[10:57] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. is now known as sailer chibimoan
[10:57] <C'est_la_V> What's This, Chibiusa-chan's transformed!!
[10:57] /// Battle Mode: sailer chibimoan pank sugar haaaaaaaaaaaaaaart attaku!11 (DENIED!)
[10:58] * @Dr_Xadium blocks the attack with his ARM it's so weak
[10:58] <C'est_la_V> Chibiusa-chan couldn't roast X-chan's nuts!
[10:58] /// Battle Mode: @Dr_Xadium charges the spore for a tackle (A MISS!)
[10:59] <sailer chibimoan> /mi dogaes EZ
[10:59] /// Battle Mode: sailer chibimoan pank sduage hart attaku!! 11 (KNOCKDOWN! Opponent down for a 10 count!)
[11:00] <C'est_la_V> HOLY CRAP! X-chan was less than a minute away from winning, and then Chibiusa-chan's attack hit him SMACK In the face for a 10 count... X-chan.... LOSES!!!
[11:00] <@spiritflame> @spiritflame has stopped the battle mode
[11:00] <sailer chibimoan> /mi leeps on zedums unkonshus face and hamps awey!!1
[11:00] <// J_Daito //> See! I KNEW IT!
[11:01] * C'est_la_V winces
[11:01] <C'est_la_V> Chibiusa-chan, get off of my husband's face...
[11:01] <sailer chibimoan> o shhshshshs o hhshshshsshsh O hshshshshs O ! ! !
[11:01] <C'est_la_V> NO DON'T GET OFF *ON* his.... >< oh... X-chan... :(
[11:02] * @Dr_Xadium is terribly, horribly, AWAKE for this
[11:02] <sailer chibimoan> /mi bounsaz pu and dewn
[11:02] <C'est_la_V> Oh Kami-sama... someone get the crowbar... and a towel....
[11:03] <sailer chibimoan> mohshshshshshshshhs......
[11:03] * @Dr_Xadium weeps
[11:03] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa-chan.... enough... .
[11:04] <sailer chibimoan> O! O! OOOOOOoooooooo~~~~~~!
[11:04] * @Dr_Xadium has thankfully slipped into a self-induced coma
[11:04] * C'est_la_V PUNCHES CHBIUSA OFF HER MAN!
[11:05] <// J_Daito //> He's gonna reek of spore for a while.
[11:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ....yeah.
[11:05] * C'est_la_V gently wipes off X-chan's face with a very disposable handkerchief
[11:06] <GERMATOID> WELL IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S YOU AN ME TOMORROW, EH JED?
[11:07] <// J_Daito //> This should be good, madman.
[11:07] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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