Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #769: “Laundry List (guest stars: YOU GUYS!)”
#769: “Laundry List (guest stars: YOU GUYS!)”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
Topic is -= housekeeping =-

[22:08] <@spiritflame> The following discussion with site visitors occured earlier this morning in #Suburbansenshi2
[10:11] <FireFly_9> You don't know what I used to live with.
[10:12] <FireFly_9> First Papa and Kaori, then Haruka-poppa and Michiru-momma, then Sempai... gah.
[10:12] <FireFly_9> My life has never been one of peace.
[10:13] <Yaijinden> If it bothered yeh that much, you'd look into a place of your own. XD
[10:14] <FireFly_9> Yai-san: I DID LEAVE. I went to Sempai's... before I realized...
[10:15] * FireFly_9 goes over to the table and bangs her head on it.
[10:15] <Yaijinden> That things were just as bad over there?!
[10:15] * kevryn offers her place, but imagine's it's a bit far away
[10:15] * FireFly_9 finds the sensation pleasing. And continues.

[10:16] <FireFly_9> Well *bang* she was keeping it *bang* secret, so I didn't *bang* know.
[10:16] <Indigo> [10:15] * FireFly_9 finds the sensation pleasing.
[10:16] <Yaijinden> I would then suggest leaving again for sanity's sake.
[10:16] <Indigo> Out of context, that can be hilarioius.
[10:16] * @spiritflame changes topic to `♦ [10:15] * FireFly_9 finds the sensation pleasing. And continues. `
[10:16] <FireFly_9> rei.bot!!!!
[10:17] * @spiritflame does the creepy recorded predator laugh from "Predator"
[10:17] * FireFly_9 fumes
[10:17] * kevryn high-fives Rei.bot
[10:17] <Yaijinden> You should get a six-month lease at an apartment somewhere just to see if you can live without the squeaky bedsprings.
[10:17] <FireFly_9> Well, Yai-san... I've developed a tolerance.
[10:18] <FireFly_9> Do you know how sometimes if you sleep in a room with a loud droning fan it becomes hard to sleep if the fan has turned off?
[10:18] <Yaijinden> Yes, I do! You go to sleep to music for years and then it's hard not to.
[10:18] <FireFly_9> Well... now.... T_T
[10:19] <Yaijinden> Except this ain't mere music, baybee!
[10:20] <Euri> There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it. - Alfred Hitchc[BLEEP]k
[10:22] * C'est_la_V walks by with X-chan, a smile on their faces.
[10:23] <FireFly_9> SEMPAI! XADIUM! I HATE YOU BOTH!
[10:23] <C'est_la_V> ....
[10:23] <C'est_la_V> nigete. Imayo.
[10:23] * @Dr_Xadium nods. They run away from the livid Hotaru.
[22:10] <@spiritflame> In order to placate Hotaru, Xadium, Minako and I agreed to do the shopping for the house.
[22:11] <@spiritflame> And so, now it can be told.
[22:11] * @spiritflame changes topic to `Suburban Senshi: The Shopping List`

Haruka


Bleach and Just for men Hair coloring - because without it, her hair would be black and she would look just like Chiba Mamoru.
6 pack of Hanes underwear - because she never does laundry. Ever.
12 boxes of Bubbalicious Bubble Gum - to clean teeth between meals.
70 crates of Yebisu - To take the edge off the day. And the night. And dusk. Dawn too.

Jedite


60 steaks - A man's got to eat.
All the live lobsters in the seafood dept - Just so he can boil them alive.
90% Isopropyl Alcohol - to mix into Ten'ou's aftershave.
Two bags of sugar - To attract ants, which can then be burned or introduced into the female's shorts.

Hotaru


10-20 lightbulbs of various shapes and sizes - for her lamps
One new book from Barnes and Nobles - must have been copyrighted at least 70 years ago.
The Weekly World News - for the hidden truths within.
30 bottles of SPF120 sunblock - Tanning not allowed.

Professor Tomoe


A twister mat - He lives in a house with 5 unrelated women. One of them will want to play. Maybe more.
11 X10 spy cams - To get better glimpses of those 5 women.
10 bags of Starbuck's Coffee - so he can taint them with tart lemon juice and slip them into the stores to kill the competition
4 cases of eyeglass polish - to keep that shine going all week long.

Chibiusa


One crate of glow in the dark prophylactics - you don't want to know.
One set of starlights cosplay outfits - for the BDSM touch.
Playgirl Magazine - For the men.
Hooker Boots - so she can look you straight in the knee when she climbs up on the stepstool to kick your ass.

Minako


12 bottles of shampoo and conditioner - Those golden locks need to be kept clean and soft somehow.
1 red ribbon - They take a lot of use, you know.
1 new Bartlett's Quotations - because she keeps "correcting" the old ones.
1 new King Sized bed from IKEA - the old ones keep getting "Broken in".

Artemis


3 bags of Kitty Litter - because it's fun to smear it on Mina's bed and pretend it was used.
One case of high grade Salmon - because it's the only way Mina will get a new item.
Metamucil - Because it's the only way Mina will get a new item.
Sani-wipes - Because it's the only way Mina will *touch* that new item when it comes out.

Michiru


Blue Hair Dye - to retain her upper crust credentials.
Voice Spray - to keep her voice in perfect shape so her words can be clearly heard at all times.
34 boxes of Odour-eaters - To fortify the olfactory border with Haruka's room.
500 D batteries - for loss of consortium whenever Haruka acts like a fool.

rei.bot


WD-40 - because it tastes nice.
512 MB PC3200 SDRAM - ditto.
A new pair of boots - for putting up the [BLEEP]s of fools stupid enough to get in her way


[22:50] <@spiritflame> Additionally, the episode 20 contest continues. Tux_Rainbow's entry has been added to the episodes page.
[22:51] <@spiritflame> --> http://suburbansenshi.kasterborus.net/episodes/20b.html
[22:53] <@spiritflame> Xadium has also added an "etc" page (see the menu up top) which contains many of the "one off" sites or gags that don't warrant a link on the front page. There are some things there never before released to the general public. Enjoy
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Michiru uses hair dye?! XD

Solarchos [e-mail] • 02/13/05 04:34pm

Lovely stuff. Of course, Hotaru is avoiding the obvious solution... ^_~

Between_the_Lines [e-mail] • 02/13/05 04:18pm

One we'll have to catch Michiru and Haruka pre-dye. Blackmail heaven ^_^

Sailor Mewtwo [e-mail] • 02/13/05 10:51am

*snickers* How awesomely hilarious!!

Euri [e-mail] • 02/13/05 09:25am



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