Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #765: “Fatal Distraction”
#765: “Fatal Distraction”

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[07:18] <FireFly_9> After that the lesions dispersed.
[07:18] <=^catablanca^=> But what about the pus?
[07:18] <FireFly_9> Eaten, I think.
[07:18] *** C'est_la_V [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[07:18] <@spiritflame> Irasshai C'est_la_V
[07:18] <C'est_la_V> Hi Hi!!
[07:19] <FireFly_9> Hello, sempai.
[07:19] <=^catablanca^=> Hi, Mina!
[07:19] * C'est_la_V waves
[07:20] <C'est_la_V> Artemis, can you do me a favour?? X-chan's been in the dumpster lately so I bought him some Bleach, can you give it to him for me, onegai??
[07:20] <FireFly_9> You bought him a *laundry product*? And it's "dumps", BTW.
[07:21] <=^catablanca^=> Mina... you aren't trying to poison him, are you?
[07:21] <C'est_la_V> _; ....baka. I mean the anime. "Bleach".
[07:21] <=^catablanca^=> OHHHHHHH!
[07:21] <FireFly_9> Thank god for that.
[07:21] * C'est_la_V sometimes wonders what you all think of her ><
[07:22] <=^catablanca^=> I'll make sure he gets it... but why can't you give it to him yourself?
[07:22] <C'est_la_V> I'm making myself sparse for a few days.
[07:22] <FireFly_9> "scarce."
[07:22] <=^catablanca^=> I think that'll depress him more... why are you doing that?
[07:23] * C'est_la_V sighs.
[07:23] <C'est_la_V> You guys are my closest friends here... I guess I can tell you. I can't tell X-chan because he'd do something stupid.
[07:23] * FireFly_9 listens.
[07:23] <=^catablanca^=> What's wrong?
[07:24] <C'est_la_V> I've been getting this phone calls, every night.
[07:24] <FireFly_9> A Stalker?
[07:24] <C'est_la_V> He calls me up, says he wants to hear my voice.
[07:24] <=^catablanca^=> God, not another deranged fan, is it?
[07:25] <C'est_la_V> If it was, that would be easy, I could just hunt him down and beat him up.
[07:25] <FireFly_9> Wait... do you know who it is?
[07:25] * C'est_la_V checks to see if Haruka-san is larking in channel.
[07:25] <FireFly_9> HARUKA-POPPA?!
[07:25] <C'est_la_V> Nononono not her...
[07:26] <C'est_la_V> but her friend
[07:26] <=^catablanca^=> Her freind...
[07:26] <FireFly_9> ...that drunken flasher who feels me up on the shinkansen?
[07:27] <C'est_la_V> O_o;
[07:27] <C'est_la_V>
[07:27] <=^catablanca^=> The sadistic ninja clown with the rabid rhesus monkey?
[07:27] <C'est_la_V> NO.
[07:28] <C'est_la_V> It's...
[07:28] * C'est_la_V feels so creeped out
[07:28] <C'est_la_V> Motoki-oniisan.
[07:28] <=^catablanca^=> MOTOKI is calling you!?
[07:29] <C'est_la_V> He tries to disguise his voice, but I know the sounds of the Game Center Crown like the back of my hat.
[07:29] <FireFly_9> "hand," and couldn't it be someone else calling from there?
[07:30] <C'est_la_V> Nope. I used to have a crush on him, so I know his voice really well ♡
[07:30] <=^catablanca^=> But why would he bel calling you and asking you to "talk for him"?
[07:31] <FireFly_9> Because she's Reika-san's cousin, and sounds almost exactly like her!
[07:31] * C'est_la_V sighs.
[07:31] <C'est_la_V> I feel bad for him, and I can't beat him up because he's my friend
[07:32] <=^catablanca^=> Mina... if it's not too... bad... can you... tell us... what...
[07:32] <C'est_la_V> What he wants me to say?
[07:32] <C'est_la_V> Sure
[07:33] <C'est_la_V> "Oh, your shell is so hard, let me help you crawl out of it."
[07:33] <FireFly_9> Good god.
[07:33] <=^catablanca^=> =^O_o;^=
[07:34] <C'est_la_V> Slow and steady... wins the race.
[07:34] <FireFly_9> ...
[07:34] <C'est_la_V> You're my lean, green love machine
[07:34] <=^catablanca^=> You don't say these things, do you?!
[07:35] * C'est_la_V is HAPPILY MARRIED, of course NOT.
[07:35] <C'est_la_V> And even if I wasn't I wouldn't!
[07:35] <FireFly_9> Papa should just make the boy a Turtle-Youma.
[07:36] <C'est_la_V> Anyway, I'm gonna go away for a few days, maybe he'll stop calling.
[07:36] <FireFly_9> I don't think running away will help, but have a safe trip.
[07:36] * C'est_la_V hugs you both
[07:36] * =^catablanca^= hugs back
[07:36] * FireFly_9 too
[07:37] *** C'est_la_V [] has quit IRC (How the mighty are bawling.)
[07:37] <FireFly_9> "Have fallen"... and she's gone.
[07:37] <=^catablanca^=> I should follow her.
[07:37] <FireFly_9> Will you be all right?
[07:38] <=^catablanca^=> I need something to take my mind of "Man-Eater" Luna. Make sure X gets the stuff, ok?
[07:38] <FireFly_9> Right.
[07:38] * FireFly_9 scratches Artemis behind the ears ^_^
[07:39] <=^catablanca^=> *purr* You're so kind =^_^=
[07:39] *** =^catablanca^= [] has quit IRC (Wait Mina!)
[07:39] <FireFly_9> Hmm.
[07:39] * FireFly_9 is away: Things to do.
[07:40] <@spiritflame> remember the episode 20 contest below!
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Just hoping no one else around here catches it Shaldra.

Kryten 2X4B 523P [e-mail] • 02/07/05 11:22pm

Not asking, not at all! ><

Shaldra Darkness [e-mail] • 02/07/05 09:09pm

Another case of human-animal interaction. I hope the "Chibiusa syndrome" isn't contagious.

BTW - I'm about 60% done with my submission to the contest as of now.

Kryten 2X4B 523P [e-mail] • 02/07/05 07:53pm

Are you ok there

Sailor Mars • 02/07/05 07:17pm

I'm saying this is because in this little world, you should *never* be sure if one match is true, no matter how it seems to be on the outside.

Of course, it probably is because nine times out of ten in real life, the couple is played by one person.

Chris J. • 02/07/05 07:13pm

I think Motoki's depression and insanity has a cause similar to my own depression and insanity's cause... Believe me, unrequited love can ruin someone's day pretty badly, let alone one's life. Thank god that's not in my case though... Probably not yet, but time will tell.

Chris J. • 02/07/05 05:42pm


Solarchos [e-mail] • 02/07/05 05:31pm

I soon as I stop procrastinating, so will I >_<

We all know Motoki is screwed up even worse than Artemis was a while ago, but I want to know WTF is up with the pus!

Sailor Mewtwo [e-mail] • 02/07/05 10:00am

Motoki = fucked up

And as soon as I get time I plan on doing something about that contest.

Haak [e-mail] • 02/07/05 07:49am