Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #746: “Family Tree”</DIV>
#746: “Family Tree”

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Topic is -= The sunshine of your Smile... Mixx... Tokyopop =-

[10:31] <C'est_la_V> We have to take it one step at a time, Hotaru-chan
[10:32] <FireFly_9> I know, I know... all right, let's start from the beginning.
[10:32] <C'est_la_V> Haruka-san, Michiru-san and Setsuna-san adopted you. So you're like their child.
[10:32] <FireFly_9> Right.
[10:33] <C'est_la_V> Then Chibiusa-chan tricked Haruka-san into adopting her. So she's like thier child.
[10:33] <FireFly_9> Thus we are techncially siblings.
[10:34] <C'est_la_V> Now... I always called Artemis my "brother in law" because he always bugs me like one would.
[10:34] <FireFly_9> And he's married Chibiusa, albeit bigamously.
[10:35] <C'est_la_V> So technically he's your real brother-in law, and that would make you his sister-in-law, and I'm his sister-in law, so I'm your and Chibiusa's Sister-in law. And X-chan is your brother-in-law.
[10:36] <FireFly_9> Not to mention that Haruka-poppa is now Artemis' Father-in law...
[10:36] <C'est_la_V> This is so complicated...
[10:37] <FireFly_9> Setsuna-momma, therefore, is also now technically Chibiusa-chan's mother.
[10:38] <C'est_la_V> But she wants to have Chibiusa's poppa for herself. Which would still make her her mother... and Usagi-chan's sister.
[10:38] <FireFly_9> I don't know if Usagi-san being her sister would work, logically.
[10:39] <FireFly_9> So the family dynamic, twisted as it is, would remain unchanged.
[10:40] <C'est_la_V> But if Shingo-kun and Michiru-san marry, Shingo-kun would be Chibiusa's Dad as well as her uncle.
[10:40] <FireFly_9> Shingo-kun is a pimp. I very much doubt he wants to marry her.
[10:41] <C'est_la_V> But then he'd be your dad, and Artemis' father-in-law which would make him my Uncle-in-law or something.
[10:41] <FireFly_9> Shingo-kun as my father... ugh. He's younger than I am by a year or so.
[10:42] <C'est_la_V> Of course you have two fathers. Does that make them brothers??
[10:42] <FireFly_9> Hah, if Shingo got married to Michiru-momma then I'd have three, technically. One would be estranged, or something.
[10:43] <C'est_la_V> So Haruka-san would be Shingo's brother-in law...
[10:43] <FireFly_9> This is extraordinarily convoluted.
[10:44] <C'est_la_V> We have to get Michiru-san and Haruka-san b[BLEEP]ched.
[10:44] <FireFly_9> "Hitched"
[10:44] <C'est_la_V> That too...
[10:47] <FireFly_9> I try not to meddle in matters of love, as I barely dabble in the concept.
[10:48] <C'est_la_V> Ne... I think the problem here is people are confused about what love means...
[10:48] <FireFly_9> How so?
[10:48] <C'est_la_V> I mean Shingo-kun is seducing Michiru-san, but that's not love...
[10:49] <FireFly_9> Says the incarnation of the Babylonian "Love" Goddess...
[10:49] <C'est_la_V> ><
[10:49] <C'est_la_V> Hotaru-chan, there's *that* kind of love, and then there's just love...
[10:50] <C'est_la_V> I mean, there's the kind of love where Haruka-san and Michiru-san used to almost break the ceiling...
[10:50] * FireFly_9 says NOTHING about you and the rocking TARDIS.
[10:50] <C'est_la_V> XP
[10:50] <C'est_la_V> But if that's all that there is, there's no love...
[10:51] <C'est_la_V> That's just lust.
[10:51] <C'est_la_V> Love is when you can hug the person you care about close, look at them, and just smile. Because they make you smile. And you can stay there, smiling, and being happy, not doing anything ecchi. Just being glad to be alive, near the person you care about.
[10:52] <C'est_la_V> That's *love*, the rest is just spicing on the cake.
[10:52] <FireFly_9> Hmm.
[10:53] <FireFly_9> "Icing", and I think I follow.
[10:54] <C'est_la_V> That's why Chibiusa-chan is keeping Artemis stoned on catnip, because as soon as he snaps out of it, he'd run away.
[10:54] <FireFly_9> Whereas Haruka-poppa and Michiru-momma have.. or should have that bond. But then, why did she go with Shingo?
[10:55] <C'est_la_V> Maybe she feels sad about Haruka-san not giving her the ring she wants, and is using Shingo to try and forget about it.
[10:56] <Mdm_Maestro> Papa Shingo makes me EXPLODE with Ecstacy in a way you NEVER Could, Haruka!
[10:56] <C'est_la_V> Or she could just be using him to make Haruka-san jealous.
[10:57] <FireFly_9> ....Yes, I think that might be it.
[10:58] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is away: Elza Gray and I are gonna run some "track" together
[10:59] <C'est_la_V> OK that's just ridiculous.
[10:59] <FireFly_9> Ugh.
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We should get Weird Al here to do an accordian rendition of "I'm my own Grandpa"...

Bear • 01/05/05 11:36am

You win, smeghead :P

Sailor Mewtwo [e-mail] • 01/05/05 04:26am

And I thought it was messed up before.

Yay for the return of Elza! Bah, Haruka can do better though. *crosses her legs*

Moonstar • 01/04/05 07:57pm

Heh. Quite a family. Or would The Family be more appropriate?

Haak [e-mail] • 01/04/05 06:09pm

At least all of their relationships are through marriage and adoption. I'm me own father, me girlfriend is me mum, and I'm the mother of me two sons whose father is a female version of me in another dimension. Chew on that!

Lister of Smeg [e-mail] • 01/04/05 05:29pm


StrongBad's floating vector-graphics head • 01/04/05 04:53pm

Well... that was confusing, yet... I got it. O_o;;

Well, anyways. Great as always. And it actually makes a point. ^_^

Shaldra Darkness [e-mail] • 01/04/05 04:46pm

Y'know, I think I was there when Artemis got married with Chibi-Usa... My second day visiting this place too, but I think that was a week ago, if not more-than. Either that, or I'm still confused, which I doubt in this case.

Chris_J • 01/04/05 04:15pm

*blinks in confusion* Wow, that's even more confusing than deciphering Latin into French.....

Opera Ghost • 01/04/05 04:09pm


(Extra points for anyone who guesses the reference!)

Adam Kanal [e-mail] • 01/04/05 03:52pm

Just another unusual Suburban Family tree chat. Very Confusing, and strange in this manner.

Dark Knight • 01/04/05 01:40pm

I second that Sailor Mewtwo...

*Head explodes*

That was just weird.

Sheikm [e-mail] • 01/04/05 11:59am

*brain explodes* ;_;

WTF is going on?

Sailor Mewtwo [e-mail] • 01/04/05 11:40am