Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #741: “Vegas Wedding”</DIV>
#741: “Vegas Wedding”

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Topic is -= Friends don't let friends inhale catnip =-

[18:02] * // J_Daito // appears upside down on the ceiling
[18:03] * // J_Daito // silently walks on the ceiling.
[18:03] * // J_Daito // extracts an unbelievably large mallet from the ether
[18:03] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mohshshshshs moshshshsh
[18:04] * // J_Daito // is now over the spore.
[18:04] * // J_Daito // ... drops.
[18:05] * // J_Daito // CRASHES into the Spore
[18:05] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> FAAAAAAAK
[18:05] * // J_Daito // makes a well-timed grab and GRABS the Ginzuishou!
[18:05] * // J_Daito // teleports out like a MOFO
[18:05] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ! SIT!
[18:06] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> maderfacker gav mi da kistal u bich!!11
[18:06] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi....
[18:06] * // J_Daito // 's dark laughter echoes.... Darkly.
[18:06] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi nots har bast size is droping
[18:06] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mi az is sranking 2...
[18:07] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> o sit im becuming plane
[18:07] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. drasses harself
[18:07] <Chibiusa's Lumberjack Man> You're UGLY, Girl!
[18:07] * Chibiusa's Lumberjack Man goes off to the forest
[18:08] <Chibiusa's Lumberjack Man > I'm a Lumberjack and that's OK
[18:08] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> o sit new men wil want mi... mamo-chun wil h8 mi...
[18:09] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> endymion-sama... is MINE!
[18:10] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 was never here
[18:11] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi sits on venas sofa
[18:11] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> o wo iz mi... wo iz mi...
[18:12] * // J_Daito // is off trying to make the Ginzuishou do his bidding
[18:12] <// J_Daito //> What the hell ... By metallia what was she EATING when she swallowed this thing
[18:12] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi iz 2 deprassed neeth
[18:13] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i lok lik a lital kid, im almost a frat az u
[18:15] <// J_Daito //> hmm
[18:24] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. cries
[18:35] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i wuz onse a babe... onse a babe...
[18:36] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> onssse a babe
[18:37] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa: You're not Cobra Commander.
[18:37] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> I WUZ ONSSSE A BAAAABE
[18:39] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ONSE A BABE
[18:42] * FireFly_9 hates to do this but has no choice
[18:42] * FireFly_9 goes to the kitchen, grabs a beer and gives it to Chibiusa
[18:42] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> tansk horatru-chun
[18:42] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi dranks ti
[18:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Ahh... sweet elixir of inebriation.
[18:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> My life... woe be it...
[18:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> I was once a babe.
[18:44] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> A voluptuous object of manly desire.... now I am flatter than you, Hotaru.
[18:44] <FireFly_9> PARDON. ME.
[18:44] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Ugh, for without the Ginzuishou I am as nothing. Woe, Woe...
[18:45] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> For without the Wonderbra-like magical support of the Ginzuishou, I am a poor wretced thing.
[18:46] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> LIFE WITHOUT LUST IS DEATH
[18:47] * H3LLi05 smells his chance with Chibiusa to do the forbidden dance
[18:49] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa is filled with angsty depression at the moment.
[18:49] <FireFly_9> When she becomes drunk, she becomes lucid, but depressed.
[18:50] <FireFly_9> Plus, without the Ginzuishou to make her appealing to men, her reason for living has been removed.
[18:50] <FireFly_9> Not to mention the majotiy of those here want her dead at any given moment.
[18:50] <H3LLi05> Yo saturn, that's whack, I want her alive, not dead on a rack
[18:51] <FireFly_9> Elios, you KNOW what I mean.
[18:51] * // J_Daito // is trying to get the ginzuishou to work by swearing at it
[18:53] * The Rat Hunter is hunting rats
[18:54] <The Rat Hunter> Croikey kids! I smell catnip!
[18:54] * The Rat Hunter pads over to the christmas gifts
[18:55] <The Rat Hunter> Now pay careful attention, all. We;'re gonna VERY GENTLY touch this wild gift.
[18:56] <The Rat Hunter> We don't wanna scare it, so... I'm gonna grab it real gentle loike...
[18:56] * The Rat Hunter GRABS the box with his catnip and SHAKES IT
[18:56] <The Rat Hunter> LOOK AT THAT MATES!
[18:57] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. cuts some cheese
[18:57] <The Rat Hunter> Watch as I carefully, gently unwrap it....
[18:57] <The Rat Hunter> OH CRIEKY IT'S GONE MAD!
[18:57] * The Rat Hunter "fights" the package and rips it open
[18:58] <The Rat Hunter> Don't ever troy this at home, mates, I'm a trained professional.
[18:58] * The Rat Hunter sniffs the catnip
[18:58] <The Rat Hunter> =^@_@^=
[18:58] * The Rat Hunter is now known as =^catablanca^=
[18:59] <=^catablanca^=> l...luuuuna....
[18:59] <=^catablanca^=> no luna.... not teddy ruxpin... don't go....
[19:00] <=^catablanca^=> I'll be good luna...
[19:00] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Artemis...
[19:00] <=^catablanca^=> Chibiusa...
[19:00] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Come here, you poor noble animal
[19:00] <=^catablanca^=> Yes, my princess.
[19:01] * =^catablanca^= waves a paw sadly
[19:01] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. hugs Artemis PLATONICALLY
[19:02] * =^catablanca^= hugs her back
[19:02] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> I can't believe I once tried to set you on fire.
[19:02] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Or forcibly neuter you to prevent Diana's birth.
[19:03] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Or dipped you in scent of female dog during Dog mating season.
[19:04] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Artemis, will you be my new friend?
[19:04] <=^catablanca^=> I think I want to spite Luna, Chibiusa. And dating you would be spiteful indeed.
[19:05] <FireFly_9> ....
[19:05] <FireFly_9> The... This barrel truly has no bottom.
[19:05] * =^catablanca^= snuggles next to Chibiusa
[19:06] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. pets Artemis
[19:06] <FireFly_9> Artemis, don't you have standards.
[19:06] <FireFly_9> This isn't a job for me.
[19:06] * FireFly_9 grabs a shoe and hurls it at the TARDIS yelling "SEMPAI!"
[19:07] <C'est_la_V> ??
[19:07] <C'est_la_V> What's going on??
[19:07] <FireFly_9> Artemis wants to date Chibiusa.
[19:08] <C'est_la_V> HE WHAT?!
[19:09] <=^catablanca^=> Chibiusa... wanna go...steady?
[19:11] <C'est_la_V> ARTEMIS! I FORBID IT!!
[19:11] <=^catablanca^=> Hey I don't question your love decisions!!
[19:12] * C'est_la_V turns to Artemis, picking him up by the scruff of the neck
[19:12] <=^catablanca^=> Damn you, using my weak spot!
[19:13] <C'est_la_V> Artemis, look at Chibiusa's... condition.... she looks even trashier than before!!
[19:13] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. is particulary skank this evening, wiht a fine odour of repugnace to boot.
[19:13] <=^catablanca^=> I don't care! Luna will freak if I marry royalty!
[19:14] <=^catablanca^=> She'll BEG to have me back!
[19:14] <C'est_la_V> m-m-ma...marry?!
[19:14] * C'est_la_V is stunned, drops Artemis
[19:14] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Oh yes, yes, my love!
[19:15] <H3LLi05> coughs (ahem, horse with the force)
[19:15] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. is too regal for dogs
[19:15] <C'est_la_V> Because the DOGS won;t HAVE HER
[19:15] <=^catablanca^=> But I will! MArry me, My sweet!
[19:16] * Mdm_Maestro has HEARD this
[19:16] <Mdm_Maestro> ANOTHER PROPOSAL!?
[19:16] * =^catablanca^= and Chibiusa are all cuddly-wuddly
[19:17] <Mdm_Maestro> And that Haruka....
[19:17] <Mdm_Maestro> And Haruka STILL hasn't complied!
[19:17] <// J_Daito //> Hah, this is TOO precious.
[19:18] <// J_Daito //> I have to see this play out!
[19:18] <C'est_la_V> Jedite....
[19:18] * // J_Daito // starts to play "here comes the bride, all skankified"
[19:19] <FireFly_9> One's drink, the other's high on catnip, what is this, Vegas?
[19:19] <FireFly_9> ^ Drunk
[19:19] <=^catablanca^=> I need a Tux!
[19:19] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> My father... was an axceedingly attractive man. He had a variety of them.
[19:20] * @Dr_Xadium walks out of the TARDIS in his usual getup, which includes a long jacket not unlike a tux
[19:21] <=^catablanca^=> YOU! (leaps at XAdium, knocking him over and out)
[19:21] <C'est_la_V> X-chan!!
[19:21] <C'est_la_V> You kicked his ass and took his coat!!
[19:21] * =^catablanca^= is wearing XAdium's coat and fancy vest
[19:21] * @Dr_Xadium is out
[19:22] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> And now I need a high quality dress
[19:22] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. goes into a changing room and comes back wearing her underwear on the outside
[19:22] * C'est_la_V is in too much shock ATM
[19:22] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. strides up to her fiance
[19:23] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> WE need a priest, my love.
[19:23] * =^catablanca^= turns human, looking unkempt and unshaven and high as a kite
[19:23] <=^catablanca^=> nick Human Artemis
[19:24] * =^catablanca^= is now known as Human Artemis
[19:24] <H3LLi05> I ain;'t marrying my woman off to Artmis
[19:25] * // J_Daito // is now known as Father Jedite
[19:25] <Father Jedite > All right, my children, let's go.
[19:26] <Father Jedite > Do you, Spore?
[19:26] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> I do!
[19:26] <Father Jedite > Do you, cat?
[19:27] <Human Artemis > I do!
[19:27] <Father Jedite > I now pronounce you woman and cat, man and wife, together for life!
[19:27] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. kisses Artemis
[19:27] * C'est_la_V facefaults
[19:28] * Father Jedite throws some rice
[19:28] <FireFly_9> You're a bigamist, as the divorce with Luna isn't final yet.
[19:29] <Human Artemis > !!.... WHAT>?!
[19:29] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Don't let such small matters detain us, my love.
[19:29] <FireFly_9> There's no way this is valid. They were stoned out of their minds, Jedite's no priest, and Artemis is still married!
[19:30] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. is away: honeymoan
[19:30] * Human Artemis is away: yeah! ♡
[19:30] * Father Jedite is now known as // J_Daito //
[19:30] <// J_Daito //> And my work is done.
[19:31] * C'est_la_V SLUGS Jedite
[19:31] * // J_Daito // takes his broken nose and vanishes etc wtc...
[19:32] <C'est_la_V> Artemis... Chibiusa...
[19:32] <@Dr_Xadium> Ugh... and he's got my coat and waistcoast on...
[19:32] <C'est_la_V> We'll burn them later.
[19:36] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is heard running around outside from a crazed Michiru
[19:36] <C'est_la_V> They were both drunk and nuts, and... ugh.
[19:36] <C'est_la_V> And now Michiru-san wants revenge on Haruka because someone ELSE got married before her
[19:37] * @spiritflame wonders at what point control was lost.
[19:39] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. is away: cat scratch fever ♡
[19:39] * Human Artemis is away: the princess bride ♡
[19:39] <FireFly_9> What will it be like when they wake up in the morning, sober.
[19:40] * @Dr_Xadium is on overload, can't handle it.
[19:41] * C'est_la_V sits X-chan down and puts a coal compress on his head.
[19:41] * C'est_la_V switches it for a cold one
[19:41] * @Dr_Xadium screams in unholy pain
[19:42] * @spiritflame sighs, never did learn any healer's spells, heh.
[19:45] * C'est_la_V nods and sobs
[19:45] <C'est_la_V> Now I'm related to Chibiusa...
[19:46] <FireFly_9> Look, when they wake up tomorrow sober, and see each other, they'll scream their eyes out and nmake like it never happened.
[19:46] <C'est_la_V> But what if Chibiusa won't let him go?! You remember her and Pegasus!!
[19:47] <H3LLi05> I'm right here, dammit.
[19:48] <FireFly_9> Can Artemis... get any lower than this.
[19:49] * C'est_la_V absently sits on X-chan's back
[19:49] * @Dr_Xadium is twitching in pain
[19:50] <C'est_la_V> Moh...
[19:50] * @Dr_Xadium is tapping out
[19:50] <C'est_la_V> I don't even want to think about their honeymoon right now
[19:51] * C'est_la_V imagines fur flying and chibiusa yelling and ugh
[19:52] <C'est_la_V> Eww.
[19:53] * Human Artemis is now known as Satisfied Customer
[19:53] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. is now known as Mrs. Artemis
[19:54] * C'est_la_V smashes her fist in what she thought was the sofa but is X-chan's side.
[19:54] * Satisfied Customer is asleep
[19:57] * // J_Daito // can't afford to let his fun end so he whisks the bride and groom away to someplace safe
[00:13] * Mrs. Artemis and artemis asre sleeping off their buzz
[00:14] * C'est_la_V is usally happy about weedings and honeymoons, but this... ><
[00:14] <@Dr_Xadium> Weedings?
[00:14] * C'est_la_V thwacks X-chan :P
[00:15] <C'est_la_V> Moh.
[00:25] * C'est_la_V chuckles. remembers an Xmas eve present she's due for
[00:25] * C'est_la_V giggles
[00:26] * C'est_la_V GRABS X-chan and pulls him into the TARDIS
[00:27] * the TARDIS begins to rock
[00:27] * FireFly_9 starts HUMMING A DIRGE
[00:34] * the TARDIS starts hopping a bit
[00:36] * Mrs. Artemis is still a bit drink, pulls her new husband over to her
[00:36] * the TARDIS just... stops.
[00:36] * C'est_la_V CURSES her powers sometimes.
[00:37] * =^catablanca^= is now known as Satisfied customer
[00:37] <FireFly_9> She's still drunk ><
[00:38] * Satisfied customer the TARDIS starts rocking slowly again
[00:38] <FireFly_9> he...?!
[00:38] * C'est_la_V comes out of the TARDIS very sloppily dressed and disheveled.
[00:39] * the TARDIS is still hopping.
[00:39] * C'est_la_V turns around, her eyes widening in horror.
[00:39] * @Dr_Xadium comes out of the TARDIS, similarly disheveled
[00:39] * the TARDIS is STILL hopping
[00:40] <C'est_la_V> X-chan... don't look.. behind...
[00:40] * @Dr_Xadium , predictably... looks.
[00:40] * Mrs. Artemis and Artemis are ON TOP of the TARDIS
[00:41] * C'est_la_V drops to her knees weakly.
[00:41] * @Dr_Xadium leans on Mina
[00:42] * C'est_la_V hugs X-chan weakly
[00:42] * Mrs. Artemis and artmemius ar large an in charge!111
[00:43] <C'est_la_V> d-domo...
[00:43] <Mrs. Artemis> o it yea ya ya... HOL... ATREMIS?! AT REMIS?!
[00:44] * Satisfied customer snaps out of the catnip
[00:44] * Satisfied customer is now known as WTF artemis
[00:45] <WTF artemis > What the... what the hell//
[00:45] * Moonstar 's eyes go dark and she has a funny grin on her face
[00:45] <Mrs. Artemis> y m i wearing a wadding rang? !
[00:45] <WTF artemis > wedding... ring... wedding... what... what...
[00:45] * WTF artemis sees where he is and what'he's DOIGN AND WHO HE'S DOING IT WITH
[00:46] * WTF artemis faints
[00:46] <Mrs. Artemis> oh fak mi...
[00:46] <C'est_la_V> Yes... yes he did.
[00:46] <@Dr_Xadium> Minako... as much as I love you... after seeing that... tonight I find you completely undesirable.
[00:47] <C'est_la_V> Hai... I just want to stay up tonight and reas a book with you.
[00:47] * @Dr_Xadium hugs her, traumatized and they read "war and peace"
[00:48] * C'est_la_V cries for the world
[00:48] <WTF artemis > I'm... a... bigamist...
[00:49] * @Dr_Xadium passes out in shock
[00:49] *** @Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd.TARDIS14356.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has quit IRC (By Rassilon)
[00:50] *** C'est_la_V [] has quit IRC (tonight I dream not of X-chan but of cats and rabbits ><)
[00:50] * FireFly_9 is very quiet.
[00:50] <FireFly_9> This is the long dark night of the soul. Truly.
[00:51] * FireFly_9 quietly leaves, traumatized.
[00:51] *** FireFly_9 [] has quit IRC (Where is my light)
[00:52] *** Mrs. Artemis [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has quit IRC (omg im maried)
[00:53] *** WTF artemis [] has quit IRC (oh no oh no oh NO)
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• 04/25/12 10:28am

Whoa, this is teh SO ROMANTIC! It's like that fairy tale where Puss 'n Boots fights the dragon and beats the evil fairy godmother and rescues the Princess with a kiss and it turns out he's enchanted and becomes human and they get married and everyone lives HAPPILY EVER AFTER (except of course for the dragon and the fairy godmother who aren't alive anymore). Onee... I mean, ChibiUsa is SO lucky!

Even if she did marry a cat (shiver, shiver)

Little Girl • 12/25/04 04:30pm

Moonstar-Simple! It's a Britney Spears style anullment! :D

Mango-chan [e-mail] • 12/24/04 08:52pm

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmn! That is *whack*!

Solarchos [e-mail] • 12/24/04 06:19pm

Xadium missed a small bit of editing. I have a camio at the end it appears....

I wonder how this will be resolved?

Moonstar • 12/24/04 05:53pm

Hilarious and very Funny, Mango-Chan.

Dark Knight • 12/24/04 04:01pm

Yeah, I recognise it now. The last symbol to complete the english (and American english :P ) language. It should be on our keyboards, it can replace ` (which is diffent from ' ) since, who uses it?

Sailor Mewtwo [e-mail] • 12/24/04 01:25pm

Bloody hillarious. MUAHAHAHAHA!

Mango-chan [e-mail] • 12/24/04 01:23pm

This following sentence is in need of an interrobang: WTF was that. Please go to to see what an interrobang is, and why it's needed here. ^_^

starcat [e-mail] • 12/24/04 01:06pm

*Can't stop laughing*

We..well..that's a cat-rap, yo!

*falls over laughing*

Between_the_Lines • 12/24/04 12:58pm

Bah, simple cats can't take catnip like a neko-girl can. ^_^

As for ChibiUsa... well... At least she can spell.

Shaldra Darkness [e-mail] • 12/24/04 08:32am

I feel your pain Artemis bud. I got high on Catnip and married a food dispenser once. At least she could cook.

Fashionable Feline [e-mail] • 12/24/04 07:50am

That's a true fact, Sailor Mewtwo, very true even to imagine the sick senses that took place, here.

Dark Knight • 12/24/04 07:06am

Entire WORLDS of WTF?! Some things no human being, or any being, should have to imagine ;_;

Sailor Mewtwo [e-mail] • 12/24/04 06:56am

What! Chibi-Usa and Artemis are married while they're drunk! That's Crude! I Tell you, Crude! Tomoe Hotaru, it's all your fault for getting her drunk in the first place with Haruka's beer. You shouldn've helped get her crystal from the cunning Dark General Jedite! And you also should've stopped Artemis from getting hold of the catnip in those present boxes.

I was wondering what did Jedite do with Chibi-Usa's crystal ball? Hope nothing bad with it. Since he can't use it. I think he'll give it back, soon.

Minako-San, Don't worry, it'll all be over soon. Then Xadium can have his coat back to him.

Dark Knight • 12/24/04 06:03am