Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #737: “Just Say No... to Sexy Santa”
#737: “Just Say No... to Sexy Santa”

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Topic is -= Ho Ho, NOOO! =-

[11:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "You got to be asleep, I said. You got to be asleep when he comes. You cant see him unless you're unconscious."
[11:55] <FireFly_9> What's this, Haruka-poppa?
[11:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What if Hemingway wrote "A Visit from Saint Nicholas?"
[11:56] <FireFly_9> It would be very terse, I'd expect.
[11:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "'What do you want?' I asked. 'We have visions of sugarplums', the children said."
[11:57] <FireFly_9> ...
[11:57] <FireFly_9> Is this real?
[11:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Thurber did it --> http://newyorker.com/archive/content/?031222fr_archive01
[11:58] * FireFly_9 loads it up
[11:58] * C'est_la_V comes in dressed in a sexy santa suit
[11:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ok, I'm outside under the tree, but I can see you with my telescope.
[11:59] <FireFly_9> The telescope you used back when you lived in Tennouzu Tower to spy on women across the way?
[11:59] <C'est_la_V> Whoa, Haruka-san, how very "rear entry" of you
[11:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "Rear window"
[11:59] <C'est_la_V> That too
[12:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You know, I can guess you're dressing up like this to allow a certain someone to have fun sitting on your lap, but I got real problems with Santa being a sex object.
[12:01] <C'est_la_V> Hey!! I ALWAYS Dress up like Santa for theChristmas Parties! I'm th eone who brings joy and good cheer!!
[12:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh LORD this doll encapsulates Michi Perfectly (cut and paste the URL) --> http://community-2.webtv.net/katerr/FASHIONDOLL/scrapbookFiles/mailedD4.jpg
[12:03] <FireFly_9> She looks like a reject from Dynasty.
[12:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Anyway like I was saying, Santa + Sexy = Not cool. Let me tell you why.
[12:03] <C'est_la_V> Because he's often played by an old fat man??
[12:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well that too, but he spends all day with kids on his lap, that's NAMBLA material right there.
[12:04] <C'est_la_V> Namwhat?
[12:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> North American Man-Boy Love Association
[12:05] <C'est_la_V> ....
[12:05] <C'est_la_V> You have got to be kidding me.
[12:05] <FireFly_9> That sort of thing happened in ancient Greece quite a bit, actually.
[12:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Neko... Sexy Santa is an invitation for trouble. Let me present you with some evidence.
[12:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Santa: Ho Ho HO, I got what I wanted this year, little boy! --> http://www.southflorida.com/events/sfl-scaredsanta,0,2245506.photogallery?coll=sfe-events-headlines&index=7
[12:10] <C'est_la_V> _;
[12:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I GOT A GUN AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT --> http://www.southflorida.com/events/sfl-scaredsanta,0,2245506.photogallery?coll=sfe-events-headlines&index=12
[12:11] <FireFly_9> He looks like he's going to bodyslam them... --> http://www.southflorida.com/events/sfl-scaredsanta,0,2245506.photogallery?coll=sfe-events-headlines&index=11
[12:12] <C'est_la_V> Waiter-san!! Check please!! --> http://www.southflorida.com/events/sfl-scaredsanta,0,2245506.photogallery?coll=sfe-events-headlines&index=5
[12:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That shouldn't make sense, yet it does...
[12:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> IMA GONNA BRAIN YOU WITH THIS CANE! --> http://www.southflorida.com/events/sfl-scaredsanta,0,2245506.photogallery?coll=sfe-events-headlines&index=3
[12:15] <C'est_la_V> Pull my finger, dammit!! --> http://www.southflorida.com/events/sfl-scaredsanta,0,2245506.photogallery?coll=sfe-events-headlines&index=15
[12:16] * C'est_la_V looks at the suits and down at hers
[12:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So you see, Santa is definitely not a sexy archetype.
[12:16] <C'est_la_V> I could traumatize people for life...
[12:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yes, neko. Yes, you could.
[12:17] * C'est_la_V goes to change into a sexy elf costume.
[12:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Sexy Femme Elf, huh? So you're gonna dress like Orlando Bloom?
[12:17] <C'est_la_V> ...
[12:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I mean s[BLEEP]t, Legolas looks more like a girl than I do.
[12:18] <FireFly_9> That's not saying much, Haruka-poppa.
[12:18] <C'est_la_V> Orlando... Bloom... sama...
[12:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Do you still have a crush on him?
[12:19] <C'est_la_V> No but he was my first love...
[12:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Uhh..
[12:19] <C'est_la_V> ....#23,657,843
[12:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's about right.
[12:19] * @Dr_Xadium weeps in an undisclosed location
[12:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh yeah, and for more unsexy Xmas images, check this out!
[12:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Unfortunate Christmas Cards --> http://www.capnwacky.com/holiday/cards.html
[12:25] <FireFly_9> Good lord.
[12:26] <C'est_la_V> LOL "And then it hits... this little girl is DEAD" --> http://www.capnwacky.com/holiday/cards5.html
[12:26] <@Dr_Xadium> Minako, hint ♡ --> http://www.capnwacky.com/holiday/cards7.html
[12:26] * C'est_la_V giggles
[12:27] *** C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Hai!!)
[12:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> NO YOU FOOL SANTA IS NOT SEXY, STOP!
[12:27] *** @Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd.TARDIS14356.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has quit IRC (hehe)
[12:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh geez #8 hahaha : " But look at Santa's eyes. He sees the chid's fear and wonders, "What have I become?"
[12:28] <FireFly_9> #11: "Santa? God? Jerry Garcia?"
[12:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That just says it all, folks --> http://www.capnwacky.com/holiday/cards12.html
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Scary man he is, wonder where the real one is?

Dark Knight [e-mail] • 12/20/04 03:08pm

Creepy. Just a bit.

starcat [e-mail] • 12/20/04 12:40pm

LOL! To true, to true.

Shaldra Darkness [e-mail] • 12/20/04 12:37pm

And that, folks, is why santa is a VERY SCARY MAAAAAAN!

Mango-chan • 12/20/04 12:33pm



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