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Topic is -= Not even Xadium would buy this kind of Venus merchandise =-

[15:01] * @Dr_Xadium walks through the house with a black eye
[15:01] <FireFly_9> Are you all right, Xadium-san?
[15:01] <@Dr_Xadium> Minako is in a... bad mood.
[15:01] <FireFly_9> She hit you?!
[15:02] <@Dr_Xadium> Not intentionally... to vent her frustrations, she turned the whole TARDIS into her own personal Volleyball practice area...
[15:02] <FireFly_9> Why is sempai so upset?
[15:02] <@Dr_Xadium> And a volleyball found its way to my face
[15:03] <@Dr_Xadium> Ahh. She is upset because, after being inspired by that link to snopes you gave Haruka, this article was brought to her attention:
[15:03] <@Dr_Xadium> Not really safe for work if anyone is reading over your shoulder. --> https://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/panties.htm
[15:04] <@Dr_Xadium> Note whose picture is used to detail the typical vendor of _pansu_ to the Japanese nation's perversity.
[15:04] <FireFly_9> Oh good grief. On both the contents and the implications.
[15:07] <@Dr_Xadium> Minako has been looking up new cursewords on the internet simply to vent her rage. I've never seen her quite this angry before.
[15:08] <FireFly_9> I wonder if those really were sempai's... garments... in the vending machines...
[15:08] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> oh ya elioz had a sitloade of dem in hiz hos when hi waz stal a prevart.
[15:08] <FireFly_9> Hello, Chibiusa.
[15:09] <@Dr_Xadium> Elios... had my wife's... undergarments...
[15:09] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> si wuznat mraried den
[15:09] <@Dr_Xadium> If Mina finds out...
[15:10] <C'est_la_V> IF I FIND OUT WHAT?! THAT SOME BAKAYARO DECIDED TO MAKE THEIR OWN VERSION OF "V-CHAN" UNDERROOS AND PUT THEM IN A VENDING MACHINE??!
[15:10] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> dat elioz had sum of dose in hiz hoss n used 2 snaff dem
[15:10] <FireFly_9> Ugh!
[15:14] <C'est_la_V> k[BLEEP]oTARE!!!
[15:14] * C'est_la_V goes for a BASEBALL BAT
[15:14] <@Dr_Xadium> Mina Mina Mina wait!
[15:14] * C'est_la_V gives X-chan the LOOK
[15:15] * @Dr_Xadium backs off and lets her do as she will
[15:15] *** C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has quit IRC (YOU'RE A DEAD MAN ELIOS)
[15:15] <FireFly_9> What's this "look?"
[15:16] <@Dr_Xadium> The look is the look that says "If you ever want to be able to give rise to Sakura-chan, stay the hell out of my way, otherwise enjoy your future singing career in boys' choir."
[15:16] <FireFly_9> Ah.
[15:16] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshshshshshshshshshhsshhshshssh
[15:17] * @Dr_Xadium fears for the world
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