Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #732: “Furry Fryday Feast: Scraps of Molatar's Castle ”
#732: “Furry Fryday Feast: Scraps of Molatar's Castle ”

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[08:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Aww Dammit, for this return of Furry Friday I was going to do a MiST of Molatar's Castle, but the damn site is gone from the internet!
[08:49] <// J_Daito //> The hell is a Molatar?
[08:50] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is using google to scrounge up quotes.

Are you a lycanthrope forced to live in human form?
Would you like to learn about Jesus?
If you answered yes to these questions, you need to check out Molatar's Castle - a Website dedicated to reavealing the truth about werewolves, werefoxes, dragons and Jesus. Molatar answers all you questions, such as can God do a shapeshift? What is a berserk state? And what about Vampires? He is not afraid to tackle the tough questions either, the site includes frank discussion on homosexuality, drugs and fursuits.


[08:51] <// J_Daito //> I don't do this very often, but... O_o;;
[08:52] <FireFly_9> Actually I don't think you've EVER done that before, Jedite...
[08:52] <// J_Daito //> Does it turn you on?
[08:52] <FireFly_9> No. And I find it very interesting that your "interest" in me seems to have only sparked after my... for want of a better term, "growth spurt".
[08:53] <// J_Daito //> Heh. Actually it was sparked when you slipped me the tongue and groped me
[08:53] <FireFly_9> Gods, I don't want to think about that
[08:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dammit I need a mirror of Molatar
[09:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Let's play "Hunt for Molatar Quotes!"
[09:01] <C'est_la_V> Ne, Haruka-san, X-chan and I beat Doom III last night...
[09:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What does this have to do with Molatar?
[09:02] <C'est_la_V> Nothing, but you said you'd get us Half Life 2 for our third-month wedding anniversary which is Tomorrow... ♡
[09:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Neko I'm living under a TREE. Plus I'm seeking Molatar.
[09:02] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i gat 1 !111

Certain werewolves will probably ostracize me for my middle-of-the-road views on vampires, but I care nothing for what other people think of me because I'll always be an outcast. What's important to me is that I reach vampires with the Word of God. Just because I have friends who are vampires doesn't mean that I agree with their feeding habits. I am being Machiavellian here.

[09:03] <FireFly_9> What does Machicavelli have to do with evangelizing Vampires?
[09:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Umm, aren't Vampires, like... Satanic? Why would they WANT the word of God?
[09:04] <// J_Daito //> Hey just because something feeds on blood doesn't mean it's Satanic...
[09:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah.
[09:13] * Mdm_Maestro stops in to says SHE will be buying Xadium and Minako Half-Life two for their anniversary
[09:13] <C'est_la_V> Wow!! Thanks!!
[09:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You? But you have no interest in games!
[09:14] <Mdm_Maestro> Yes, but like you, I too will take the game from them when they are... "distracted"... and then I shall have it!
[09:14] <C'est_la_V> _;
[09:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Why.
[09:14] <// J_Daito //> Even a CHILD could tell you that, Ten'ou... because it's something YOU want. And only SHE will have it.
[09:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> MAn.
[09:15] <FireFly_9> Oh, my... I found some of Molatar's words on "P-Shifting".

I too know the shame and anger about being trapped in a powerless and ugly human body. If you desire a shape-shift, please click on the P-shift essay link to your left and I will guide you. If you desire clarification of God's Word, please click on the salvation, essay, and bibliography links provided at left.

[09:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yes because talk of shapeshifting and the salvation go hand in hand
[09:19] <// J_Daito //> Human bodies do suck, Ten'ou.
[09:20] <GERMATOID> AGREED, THAT'S WHY I FUSED WITH THE ALIEN GERMATOID
[09:20] * @spiritflame is far superior in constitution to humans
[09:20] <C'est_la_V> X-chan has a lot more endurance than humans too...
[09:21] <FireFly_9> I happen to LIKE being human, thank you.
[09:21] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> u know u went 2 P-sift..!111
[09:30] * C'est_la_V found another snippet on the consequences of shapeshifting into a dragon:

You will need money for tailored clothes, alterations to your vehicle (because humans designed the seats for tailless bottoms), a good veterinarian (this is not a joke, I'm serious, GOOD vets cost ALOT), a lawyer to protect you from humans who hate the sight of you, new ID cards (driver's license, health cards, that sort of thing), change of name documentation, and other mundane but necessary things like dog toothpaste (because human toothpaste has detergents that cause animals to froth at the mouth), pin brushes, pet nail clippers, medieval swords, that kind of thing."

[09:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I SO WANT TO SEE the Driver's license pic of him with a dragon's face on it.
[11:58] * C'est_la_V wonders if human toohpaste actually makes animals foam at the mouth
[11:59] <// J_Daito //> Don;t you know? You have a pet
[11:59] <C'est_la_V> Artemis isn't a pet, he's my friend, and he doesn't use toothpaste AFAIK
[11:59] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> no wundar lona laft ham, hiz brath mast B stank
[12:00] <FireFly_9> A medieval sword falls under the categoty of "mundane but neccessary things"?
[12:00] <// J_Daito //> You know it, my "Hot" ness
[12:01] <FireFly_9> Jedite... enough.
[12:08] <// J_Daito //> I found a quote

All dragons breathe fire and one additional breath weapon. As a blue dragon, I breathe lightning as well as fire, but other members of this race can breathe napalm, neurotoxic gas, fungal spores, hydrochloric acid, petrification, liquid nitrogen, alpha particles, sonic boom, or hydrogen peroxide.

[12:08] <GERMATOID> HOW THE HELL DO YOU BREATHE "SONIC BOOM"
[12:09] <// J_Daito //> hey one breathes peroxide, Aino, maybe you should find it
[12:09] * C'est_la_V is a natural blond, baka
[12:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I would think a stinky dragon's breath would be a weapon unto itself
[12:10] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ya wel i ken breethe supar ultar mega fyar breth sew i beet u molturd
[12:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> man I can't believe this page got slashdotted off the face of the earth
[12:13] <FireFly_9> Oh yes, the lack of this important new online theological resource for the psychological lycanthrope is such a shame.
[12:14] * C'est_la_V found a quote from his FAQ on how to achieve a "berserker state" whatever the heck that is

: Entering a berserk state is not easy. The easiest and safest way would be to take a walk down a lonely trail in a city park. I prefer city parks because there is a chance of seeing criminals and thus I can get more easily frightened. Country trails have the advantage of greater privacy, connection with nature, and deadly black bears.

[12:15] <// J_Daito //> When I see criminals I either feel pleased or simply crush them

WARNING!


The method described below, if successful, will result in a PERMANENT change in one's appearance.

Do NOT attempt this if you are:
1) Comfortable with your human body;
2) Want to switch between human and beast forms;
3) Afraid of how to support yourself in beast form;
4) Afraid of 'the army';
5) Want the power to kill, rob, rape, or otherwise abuse human beings;
6) Want to shape-shift for kicks.

[12:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dammit if not for Kicks then for what?!
[12:19] <// J_Daito //> LOL the Army hunts down Dragons
[12:19] <C'est_la_V> No I think he think they'll think he's Godzilla...
[12:19] <FireFly_9> You think?
[12:21] <FireFly_9> Sadly one rarely needs to be a shapeshifter to kill, rob, rape, or otherwise abuse human beings.
[12:21] <C'est_la_V> :(

YOU'D BE BEST TO SAVE UP EXTRA FUNDS FOR A DEFENSIBLE HIDEOUT IN THE WILDERNESS (ROCKY HILLS AND SWAMPS ARE BEST, DON'T GET WATERFRONT BECAUSE ITS TOO EXPENSIVE), A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF CANNED GOODS, AND PLENTY OF AMMO. IF YOU GET A NICE RUGGED PIECE OF LAND, CALL ME AND I CAN SUGGEST SOME FORTIFICATIONS TO BUILD.

[12:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude. It's not just a furry evanglelist. It's a furry Evangelist GUN NUT
[12:25] <FireFly_9> We're going to end up being the one site on the internet with the most scraps of what remains from his castle, aren't we?
[12:25] <Mdm_Maestro> Suburban Senshi always seeks its own depths.

The features of my proposed dragon body were told to me by the Holy Spirit in February of 2004. Before I could pray for a dragon body, I needed to determine what I was praying for exactly. The Holy Spirit was very generous and described for me a powerful dragon body I was comfortable with. Once I knew what my body looked like, I told the Holy Spirit that I accepted His description and to go ahead with the shape-shift. I leave you this compilation so that if you need to change into a dragon, you have the specifications already worked out.

[12:29] <// J_Daito //> So she prayed for what to pray for and then prayed for it.
[12:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But thanks to what was this convenient site, you don't have to!

I have Jesus to change me into a dragon and create neat lizard people to assist me in heaven. I don't need the fantasy because I have the reality."

[12:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeeeee...ah.
[12:32] <// J_Daito //> When water into wine is just. not. enough.

So many children's toys (Teddy Ruxpin, the Smurfs, etc),.......are saturated with the New Age philosophy of gaining supernatural power through one's own exertions because the devil wants to indoctrinate us at an early age.

[12:35] <=^catablanca^=> YES! IT'S TRUE! THAT RUXPIN IS A TOOL OF THE DEVIL
[12:36] <=^catablanca^=> HE TOOK MY LUUUUNA!!!
[12:36] * C'est_la_V huggles Artemis

THIS IS NOT A GAME YOU ARE TOYING WITH!
Make sure you have read everything before using this method.
If you change into a wolf and THEN discover that you feel more like a tiger... you'd better get used to eating Alpo.

[12:37] <=^catablanca^=> Hey! Wait! Maybe Luna... could s[BLEEP]t back into a cat!
[12:37] <=^catablanca^=> ^shift!
[12:37] <C'est_la_V> Ano...
[12:38] <=^catablanca^=> Moltar! Yes! You can save my marriage! MOLTAR!

Favorite prey: Homeless people. They're so easy to lead into salvation. All I need is about twenty bucks and some comforting words and they're in.

[12:39] <FireFly_9> IT'S NOT A COMPETITION
[12:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Holy s[BLEEP]t here's a quote on aliens

"The 'little grey aliens' we see today are actually demons. Why else would the New Age people babble about them? Genesis 6:4 mentions 'sons of God' that mated with human women, thus the reason why I say that these 'aliens' are demons. The demons' intent in mating with these women was to poison our gene pool so the Christ could not be born. Think about it. These little ba[BLEEP]rds have SKULLS for faces and kidnap women to rape them. They're straight out of a hardcore porno fantasy. Uh uh uh uh, oh yeah, give it to me, you pathetic skinny spaceman!"

[12:40] * C'est_la_V coughs, is technically married to an alien
[12:40] <// J_Daito //> Technically my ass, you are... so do you say "give it to me, yoy pathetic skinny little spaceman?"
[12:40] * C'est_la_V smacks Jedite
[12:41] <// J_Daito //> Only my "Hot"-ness is allowed to play rough with me
[12:41] * FireFly_9 BELTS Jedite
[12:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn you have gotten stronger

A fursuit is a costume worn by the shifter to help him pretend he is his nonhuman persona. Some fursuits are carefully crafted to replicate a bestial appearance, but others are silly

[12:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "Some"? "Others"? Try "All" and "Every", Moltar... err, Molatar...
[12:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> OMG he even has a bio textbook style breakdown on Dragon Gentalia...
[12:44] <FireFly_9> We'll let that slide into the quiet night, yes?
[12:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What about our duty to history?!
[12:44] <FireFly_9> History will thank us.
[12:45] <// J_Daito //> LOL At his forum rules

7. Posting pornographic images, stories, or links will definitely get you kicked out (4 warnings).
9. No selling occult materials, weapons, or drugs on my forum. This will earn you three warnings.

[12:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So selling weapons or drugs gets less you off lighter than porn?
[12:46] <// J_Daito //> In my experience, yes
[12:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Uhh... that's not what I meant
[12:46] <// J_Daito //> Ah.

HUMAN PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: FOR NOW, I'LL JUST TELL YOU THAT I LOOK LIKE A PORTLY VERSION OF JEFFREY DAHMER. I FIND MY HUMAN APPEARANCE TO BE EMBARRASSING AND UGLY, ESPECIALLY THE FEET.

[12:47] <C'est_la_V> Nice... analogy...
[12:51] <FireFly_9> I think we'll just leave it at that... enough of Molatar.
[12:52] <=^catablanca^=> NO! WE MUST FIND MOLATAR SO HE CAN GET LUNA TO BE A CAT AGAIN! LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
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That was some disturbing [BLEEP]. For something even more freaky than that, check out the website I've entered. Now *that* is some next-level wierd-a$$ [BLEEP].

Between_the_Lines [e-mail] • 12/10/04 07:48pm

Errrr...

let's just hope that those people who come to the site looking for these quotes don't find the chatbox and the other entries. Both of them. ><

starcat [e-mail] • 12/10/04 06:19pm

*twitch* Well.....
That was... I can't get the proper words to describe it....

Shaldra Darkness [e-mail] • 12/10/04 05:49pm

I'm so very, very confused.
That was just scary...

Sheikm [e-mail] • 12/10/04 05:17pm

The Internet is a scary place, kids

Haak [e-mail] • 12/10/04 05:03pm

...o.O; Nani?

Mango-chan • 12/10/04 03:47pm

Luna....I will hunt you down for what you've done to arty's feelings!!

Catgirl1 • 12/10/04 03:29pm

If I were to shift back in to a cat, you still wouldn't love me for the kitty I am.

=^Black(_)Beauty^= • 12/10/04 03:27pm

As Jedite said, O_o;;

Sailor Mewtwo [e-mail] • 12/10/04 03:05pm



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