Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #720: “Egg Nog and Pumpkin Pie”</DIV>
#720: “Egg Nog and Pumpkin Pie”

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Topic is -= Happy thanksgiving all =-

[17:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ahh, Thanksgiving
[17:04] <FireFly_9> Why are we celebrating this again?
[17:06] <Mdm_Maestro> It was an excuse for Haruka to eat a large dinner
[17:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn right; speaking of which, where the hell is the bird
[17:07] <C'est_la_V> Artemis is hunting one at the local farm, and Jedite is trying to shoot doves out of the sky _;
[17:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> s[BLEEP]t, I knew I shouldn't have been too f[BLEEP]king cheap to go to the store and buy one
[17:07] <FireFly_9> I don't see the need to slaughter a poor Turkey...
[17:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You got to have the authentic thanksgiving experience, if you want to do it right
[17:08] <GERMATOID> I COULD CLONE US A TURKEY
[17:08] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> That implies you have an original to work from
[17:09] <GERMATOID> I HAVE SOME TURKEY FEET LEFT OVER FROM LAST YEAR... OR WAS THAT GIZZARD
[17:09] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sit i tink im gona vimit
[17:09] <C'est_la_V> You're not the only one, Chibiusa-chan ><
[17:10] <@Dr_Xadium> At times like this I'm glad I'm lactovospescovovegetarian
[17:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> How many f[BLEEP]king syllables was that, X
[17:10] <@spiritflame> too many of them
[17:10] <GERMATOID> LOL
[17:11] <C'est_la_V> X-chan: :P
[17:11] * @Dr_Xadium drinks some egg nog
[17:11] <@Dr_Xadium> Something I've always wanted to know is where this delectable substance goes after Thanksgiving and Christmas are over
[17:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The government takes it away by force, those who ressit are crushed
[17:12] <C'est_la_V> Why do they pull it off the shelves, anyway??
[17:12] <FireFly_9> Probably some kind of an attempt to create an artificial scarcity
[17:13] <@Dr_Xadium> Well Egg Nog is worth its weight in gold...
[17:13] <Mdm_Maestro> That stuff is foul, Xadium-san
[17:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> bulls[BLEEP]t it's god's elixir
[17:14] <Mdm_Maestro> ...of DEATH.
[17:14] <Mdm_Maestro> It's a heart attack in a bottle!
[17:14] * @Dr_Xadium drinks some more :P
[17:14] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- has hers extra alcoholic
[17:14] <Mdm_Maestro> ugh
[17:15] * FireFly_9 sips her nog, is not either for it or against it
[17:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> THERE'S NO ROOM FOR NEUTRALITY IN THE NEW WORLD ORDER! WE, THE NEO-NOGS, DEMAND YOUR FEALTY!
[17:15] <FireFly_9> :P
[17:16] <FireFly_9> This is probably a vain attempt to change the topic, but since we are going through the motions of a Thanksgiving meal, perhaps we could say what we give thanks for...?
[17:16] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi drankz sam of harackras's suapar likured egg nag
[17:17] <FireFly_9> I am grateful that we are all here, together like this, able to enjoy each other's company for another year.
[17:17] <C'est_la_V> Yeah!!
[17:18] <@Dr_Xadium> I'm grateful for my wonderful Minako and all of you
[17:18] <C'est_la_V> ♡
[17:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm glad that all my f[BLEEP]king brain cells are not dead
[17:18] <Mdm_Maestro> That's a matter up for debate
[17:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And I guess I'm grateful for Michiru too :P
[17:19] <GERMATOID> I'M GRATEFUL FOR STUPID GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRATS WHO SIGNED OFF ON THE CASH FOR ME TO REBUILD MY SCHOOL WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING AT THE PAPERWORK. I'M ALSO GRATEFUL FOR THE SHORT SKIRTS ON THE MUGEN UNIFORMS
[17:19] <FireFly_9> _;
[17:20] <C'est_la_V> You say that now, Tomoe-hakase, but what about the Scottish Transfer Student? The boy?
[17:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh yeah, Mr. Kilt.
[17:20] <GERMATOID> ><
[17:20] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. is drunk
[17:21] <C'est_la_V> I'm grateful to be here with all of you, and for my wedding this year, and for Artemis and, weall, really, everything!! ♡
[17:21] <Mdm_Maestro> I am grateful that Haruka proposed to me this year as well, it's long overdue.
[17:21] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- PROJECTILE SPITS her egg nog across the table
[17:21] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 wipes some off her face ><
[17:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Uhhh
[17:22] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka, are you saying you don't recall this
[17:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ....
[17:22] * @spiritflame advises that haruka-san remember quickly
[17:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I uhh...
[17:22] <Mdm_Maestro> YES?!
[17:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, I'm... thankful for that too...
[17:23] <Mdm_Maestro> Good ^_^ ♡
[17:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> holy f[BLEEP]k what did I get myself into
[17:24] <Mdm_Maestro> DID YOU SAY SOMETHING, HARUKA?!
[17:25] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> I am grateful that I was able to sate my cravings for my father in the fetid recesses of Miss Dream's mind, so that now I might seek other prey of the Male Species to slake ,y eternal carnal lusts
[17:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I said holy f[BLEEP]k what did I get myself into... not going to the store to buy the turkey
[17:25] <Mdm_Maestro> Ahh ^_^
[17:25] * =^catablanca^= comes back with a half-eaten, still bloody turkey in his mouth
[17:25] <C'est_la_V> You ate some on the way here, didn;t you?
[17:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No way in f[BLEEP]king hell I'm eating that
[17:26] <=^catablanca^=> Damn think was a fighter! IT took a piece out of my ear!
[17:26] <@Dr_Xadium> Ahh so it was a Tyson Turkey
[17:26] <=^catablanca^=> yeah
[17:26] <C'est_la_V> What are you thankful for this year, Artemis?
[17:26] <=^catablanca^=> ...
[17:27] <=^catablanca^=> My wife is an underage plushie and I was played by a hand puppet with the voice of a DOG demon. I'm just glad I haven't sunk low enough to blow my brains out.
[17:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HERE'S TO NOT f[BLEEP]kING KILLING ONESELF!
[17:28] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Yuo're drunk, Haruka-father
[17:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So are you, spore.
[17:28] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Point.
[17:28] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 is grateful to have not been here for this
[17:28] <C'est_la_V> Setsuna-san, you're sitting right here
[17:28] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 was never here
[17:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> How the f[BLEEP]k does she do that
[17:29] * =^catablanca^= suspects puppets
[17:29] <C'est_la_V> You always suspect puppets
[17:29] <@Dr_Xadium> Everyone, for your thanksgiving present, I bought a copy of the new Zebraman live action DVD
[17:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Thanksgivign what?
[17:30] <C'est_la_V> X-chan, you don't give out presents on thanksgiving
[17:30] <@Dr_Xadium> ...
[17:30] <@Dr_Xadium> Then what was that last n--
[17:30] <C'est_la_V> That was something else, baka :P
[17:31] * Mdm_Maestro giggles scandalously
[17:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Zebraman, huh? Go Nagai's manga?
[17:32] <C'est_la_V> --> http://www.nixflix.com/reviews/zebraman.htm
[17:32] <@Dr_Xadium> Wait. This is a Takashi Miike film?! ARRGH
[17:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh s[BLEEP]t hahahaha you're f[BLEEP]ked
[17:33] * C'est_la_V laughs
[17:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The CUT version of his "Ichi the Killer" f[BLEEP]ked you up bad... you've vowed never to touch his stuff again
[17:33] <@Dr_Xadium> I... did not realize....
[17:34] <C'est_la_V> Hah but you have to watch it since it's our thanksgiving present! :P
[17:34] <@Dr_Xadium> Blast...
[17:34] * // J_Daito // comes in with a charred and smoking roasted pigeon, and slams it on the table
[17:34] <// J_Daito //> Happy Thanksgiving, people
[17:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yay
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lactzovospescovovegetarian

You *really* like eggs, huh? ^_~

kevryn [e-mail] • 11/28/04 12:07am

A Tyson Turkey! LOL! I'll bet it was just ecstatic to be there, too. d..^_^..b

Solarchos [e-mail] • 11/27/04 07:41pm

Happy Thanksgiving! Hope the pigeon doesn't make you sick, Jadeite (Actually, I hope it does...that's a different story.).

Not the Reibot • 11/25/04 08:47pm

Dude, I want pidgeon for thanksgiving!

Mango-chan [e-mail] • 11/25/04 08:05pm

Eh, I'm Canadian, so screw it all. XP

Shaldra Darkness [e-mail] • 11/25/04 07:38pm

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

Moonstar • 11/25/04 07:06pm

Okay, that was the BEST COMEDY YET X! I'M LAUGHING MY BRAINS OUT!

Kakyuu [e-mail] • 11/25/04 05:53pm



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