Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #697: “Furry Fryday MiST: DarkFurr Who's Who”
#697: “Furry Fryday MiST: DarkFurr Who's Who”

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[13:43] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[13:43] <@spiritflame> Irasshai --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
[13:43] <Mdm_Maestro> And where have *you* been all morning?
[13:43] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- has a bigass stack of CDs in her hands
[13:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I've been burning crap off my HD, and I *still* have more to do
[13:45] <Mdm_Maestro> Well maybe if you didn't download everything off the internet you happen to see like some overwieght monkey with its fist trapped in a jar of peanuts, you might not have this problem
[13:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Shut up, this is all good s[BLEEP]t :P
[13:46] <Mdm_Maestro> Well it's almost time for Furry Fryday...
[13:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah I know... I've got a *choice* site to MiST for this week.
DCC Chat Session
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Client: Mdm_Maestro
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Acknowledging Chat Request...
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[13:47] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka, I want to keep this out of channel
[13:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> rrwor ♡ Hit me baby ^_^
[13:47] <Mdm_Maestro> _; Not this time
[13:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dammit, you know it's always fun to "play" while we chat
[13:48] * Mdm_Maestro giggles elegantly
[13:48] <Mdm_Maestro> This is just something I don't want seen publically
[13:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well you usually don't! Unless you're feeling saucy, heh
[13:49] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka, get your mind out of the gutter.
[13:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> :<
[13:49] <Mdm_Maestro> Did you see Jedite this morning?
[13:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Uhh, yeah, he was walkin' around with his arm in a sling
[13:54] <Mdm_Maestro> Do you know why?
[13:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Umm... please, please tell me he got into a fight.
[13:54] <Mdm_Maestro> So you suspect.
[13:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> All I know is 'Taru-chan got *real* hot and bothered last night all of a sudden after those two started... you know.
[13:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Then she asked for Jed and got offline in a hurry.
[13:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You don't think--
[13:56] <Mdm_Maestro> No. Artemis told me what happened, but you're still not going to believe it.
[13:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What?
[13:57] <Mdm_Maestro> Artemis saw it all. Hotaru-chan cornered Jedite in the hallway, pressed him into a corner and started kissing him passionately.
[13:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ok I just fell through the f[BLEEP]king looking-glass and have eaten of the dangerously psychadelic shrooms.
[13:58] <Mdm_Maestro> Indeed. Then she grabbed his left arm, as if to put it... *there*
[13:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> There? There where?
[13:58] <Mdm_Maestro> USE YOUR IMAGINATION, DOLT!
[13:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No because then if I did that I'd have to visualize it and then I would be f[BLEEP]king struck blind for all time.
[13:59] <Mdm_Maestro> Anyway, at the last second, she apparently smirked, then, as they say, "freaked out" and bent his arm back violently, snapping it like a twig.
[13:59] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- winces
[14:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WTF? 'Taru-chan never even used to be able to snap twigs, let along snaps s[BLEEP]t LIKE them...
[14:00] <Mdm_Maestro> She then ran off, leaving Jedite spasming in the hallway.
[14:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That is *severely* f[BLEEP]ked up
[14:01] <Mdm_Maestro> True. But I don't want word of this getting out beyond you, me and Artemis right now. I especailly don't want Hotaru to know.
[14:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well if Arty knows, then Doc and Neko know.
[14:02] <Mdm_Maestro> I'm sure they can be relied upon to be silent.
[14:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Neko's a motormouth.
[14:02] <Mdm_Maestro> When she *wants* to be. Don't let Minako-chan fool you, she's shrewder than she puts herself out to be.
[14:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Kinda like me, huh
[14:03] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] is on IRC
[14:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whoa, 'Taru just joined
[14:05] <Mdm_Maestro> So I see. We'll talk about this later.
[14:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah.
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[14:05] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[14:05] <@spiritflame> Irasshai FireFly_9
[14:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yo, 'Taru
[14:06] <Mdm_Maestro> Hello, dear. :)
[14:06] <FireFly_9> Good morning.
[14:06] *** C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[14:06] <@spiritflame> Irasshai C'est_la_V
[14:06] <C'est_la_V> Ohayo!!
[14:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yo, Neko!
[14:07] <C'est_la_V> Is it time for furry Fryday??
[14:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Just about!
[14:07] * GERMATOID DELURKS
[14:07] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[14:07] <C'est_la_V> Hi Hi!!
[14:07] * GERMATOID WAVES
[14:07] *** .`~SugaBB_2999~`. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has joined #suburbansenshi
[14:07] <@spiritflame> Irasshai .`~SugaBB_2999~`.
[14:08] <Mdm_Maestro> Hello, Chibiusa-chan :)
[14:08] <C'est_la_V> Chibiusa.
[14:08] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hay mikako, ur a bich. hai mirichru-moma!!1
[14:08] <C'est_la_V> _;
[14:09] *** =^catablanca^= [arty@ip6943.ai.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[14:09] <@spiritflame> Irasshai =^catablanca^=
[14:09] <C'est_la_V> Ohayo, Artemis!!
[14:09] <=^catablanca^=> Hello strange ghost woman who looks like my poor Minako..
[14:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> God has no one beat sense into him yet?
[14:10] <GERMATOID> MINAKO-KUN WON'T LET ME DO A LOBOTOMY ON HIM ><
[14:10] <C'est_la_V> OF COURSE I WON'T!!
[14:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ok guys, settle. This week we have a real treat for ya (or a real pain, depending on how you take it)
[14:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> We're not doing pictures because frankly the text is bad enough and I don't feel like wasting the f'n bandwith on them
[14:22] <Mdm_Maestro> What are we doing?
[14:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Today we are MiSTing the "Who's Who" page of DarkFurr.
[14:23] <C'est_la_V> Darkfurr??
[14:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Gothic. Furs.
[14:23] <FireFly_9> (Dryly) Two great tastes that go great together.
[14:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah. let's cut to the chase. Our first fur is named "Animal".
[14:24] <GERMATOID> THAT'S REALLY ORIGINAL
[14:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah I never woulda come up with that in a million years.
[14:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> We're going line by line so I'll let rei.bot handle the text
[14:25] <@spiritflame> Species: Draconic wolf (Lupusdraconis)
[14:26] <FireFly_9> Yes, that's right. Let's look up some Latin and Psudeolatin terms and smash them together to create our own unique nonsense nomenclature
[14:27] <C'est_la_V> So Chibiusa-chan would be _homo sporesis_??
[14:27] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak u bich im mit a homoe i hav lats of sax wit mans !!!11
[14:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "horse" mans
[14:27] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak off bich harackra-popa!11
[14:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> If you weren't a pink eyesore I might be glad to call you child for your damned vocabulary skills
[14:28] <@spiritflame> Decription: loves to dress up mostly with high fantasy medievil themes of chaos is genrally a semi goth
[14:29] <FireFly_9> A "Semi-goth"? What is that, someone who wears white socks and black everything else?
[14:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dress us all up in high fantasy medival themes of CHAOS, yeah!
[14:30] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hay horatru dats lik u u drass a l in back excapt 4 ur wndarwhere
[14:30] <=^catablanca^=> We *don't* need to hear about Hotaru's underwear, thank you.
[14:30] <FireFly_9> Indeed!
[14:31] <@spiritflame> Skills: playing guitar badly , good with paws .(..take that however you wish...)
[14:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> How the f[BLEEP]k is playing a guitar BADLY a skill
[14:31] <C'est_la_V> It is if you're being chased by youma and all you have is a guitar and you want to blow their brains out with bad music and so you play the guitar badly...
[14:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I suppose.
[14:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Next we have "Catspaw".
[14:38] <GERMATOID> SO IT'S NOT A WHOLE CAT, BUT PAR TOF ONE?
[14:38] <@spiritflame> Species = Cat (Feline Somethingus)
[14:39] <FireFly_9> Oh, that's precise.
[14:39] <@spiritflame> Description = A writer who takes the art that is short stories to the limitof the word short. Prehaps the bravery to leave the stories so is why they work since he dosn't get bogged down in pointless padding and just puts the facts.
[14:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Teh bravery-- to not bother with the writing of writing!
[14:41] <C'est_la_V> Typical story = "Woke up. Ate. Went to toilet. Went outside. Saw catwoman. Yiffed. Came home. Slept. End."
[14:41] <Mdm_Maestro> No, no, no, Minako-chan! That's too padded! You need to trim it down, to wit: "Saw Catwoman. Yiffed."
[14:42] <GERMATOID> THESE ARE FURS, YOU JUST NEED TO SAY "YIFFED."
[14:42] * =^catablanca^= is SO ashamed to actually BE a cat.
[14:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Then you'll love tjhe next one, our man "Felis":
[14:45] <@spiritflame> Description = A black short-haird domestic feline, stuck in a human body... The human is a Goff and we are often seen with 'Eye of Ra' make-up on our left eye and sporting tails and ears, while bouncing around on the dance floor of clubs across the UK, tail a swishing.
[14:46] <FireFly_9> And subsequently, Aminal Control is often seen raiding the various "goff" clubs, tranquilizer guns in hand ready to put down the insane human.
[14:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Insane CAT! You must respect the psychosis!!
[14:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> MMM... Psychosis.. the Chairman of WCW...
[14:46] <=^catablanca^=> That was La Parka.
[14:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh yeah.
[14:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> rei.bot: description of "goth wolf" please
[14:48] <@spiritflame> Description = A large Wolf with burning eyes of ruby red like the very fires of hell. Across his wild exserior curve lines of pure darkness, there meaning known only to him. This is as wild as southend gets.
[14:49] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hay mai eyez r rad lik da fyras of hall !!111
[14:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's because you're a demonic freak, spore.
[14:50] <C'est_la_V> The lines of pure darkness mean something only to him because they're so stupid looking no one else can figure it out
[14:51] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> it loks lik a snak craped on hiz hed
[14:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> OK here's Kythraen
[14:53] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> gazzondhiet
[14:53] <@spiritflame> Description = Female, spiky, bouncy, gothy and pert.
[14:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Are we talking about a person or a breast?
[14:53] <@spiritflame> Skills = bouncing around being overly cat-like, nuzzling and purrimg at peeps, whilst wearing low-cut revealing tops and generally being pert and seductive-like
[14:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> PEOPLE are not described as PERT dammit
[14:54] <FireFly_9> (dryly) but this a Fur so the usual rules don't apply, do they?
[14:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> God, Marcony: "A feline vission in red, white and black."
[14:56] <FireFly_9> That's a vision all right...
[14:57] <Mdm_Maestro> Yes, a vision of a man whose face had a horrible encounter with a rice picker and a potato peeler, and whose clothing was obviously stolen from the local "pimp daddy".
[14:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hmm, next up is "p[BLEEP] in Boots".
[14:58] <@spiritflame> Species = Otter Sex = Androgynous in the most feminine of ways
[14:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HOW THE f[BLEEP]k CAN YOU BE ANDROGYNOUS AND FEMININE AT THE SAME TIME
[14:59] * Mdm_Maestro looks at Haruka
[14:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey, when I'm androgynous, I look like EITHER a girl OR A guy
[15:00] <C'est_la_V> You looked like a GUY!!
[15:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, you were HOT for me, my little koneko-chan, hah!
[15:00] <C'est_la_V> I WAS NOT!! I KNEW WHO YOU WERE ALL THE TIME AND WAS CELEBRITY STALKING YOU!!
[15:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> *cough*bulls[BLEEP]t*cough*
[15:01] <C'est_la_V> _
[15:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't worry, I won't tell the Doc about your secret hot desires for me... ^_~
[15:01] <C'est_la_V> Michiru-san, can I hurt her?
[15:02] <Mdm_Maestro> I'm sorry dear, that's my job.
DCC Chat Session
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Client: --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
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Acknowledging Chat Request...
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[15:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> rrowr
[15:02] <Mdm_Maestro> I didn't mean that in a good way, dear.
[15:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> f[BLEEP]k
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[15:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Moving on to Rebecca Gallant:
[15:03] <@spiritflame> Desciption = Female with long slightly curly hair, glasses and a smile with traditional american teeth. She is also one of the best furry artist on the web today. The level of detail in herwork is outstanding and almost always with a deep spiritual nature that is arare suprise in modden furry art. She also has a strong line in more conventional fantacy and nature art.
[15:04] <FireFly_9> Yes.
[15:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And what the f[BLEEP]k are traditional american teeth!?
[15:05] <C'est_la_V> She bought them at Wal-Mart??
[15:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ahh, Velvet Rayvn.
[15:07] <@spiritflame> Species = Feline Description = Don't be fooled by the name. He is a feline.
[15:08] <FireFly_9> Yes. I see that he is.
[15:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And finally, Zakarius:
[15:09] <@spiritflame> Description = A Gun toating cyber racoon with the total belife he isindestructerble. That said rumer has it that he has a week point involvinglow fences, poor lighting conditions and high speed.
[15:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I have the total belife that I am teh s[BLEEP]t
[15:10] <FireFly_9> So we can kill him by hitting him with a low fench at high speed under poor lighting conditions?
[15:10] <C'est_la_V> I guess so...
[15:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> BTW the URL for this page (where you can see all these LOVELY LOVELY people if you wanted to, though I don't know why) is:
[15:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> --> http://www.darkfurr.org/who/
[15:11] * C'est_la_V is away: puking
[15:11] * FireFly_9 is away: likewise
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