Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #694: “Love under the Orange Moon”
#694: “Love under the Orange Moon”

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Topic is -= Eclipse Night is for Lovers =-

[21:46] * @Dr_Xadium and Minako, Haruka and Michiru stand on the beach under the almost-full moon, which is undergoing lunar eclipse
[21:46] <C'est_la_V> It's so beautiful...
[21:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, you won't see this again until 2007
[21:50] <@Dr_Xadium> Minako: I just thought of this silly little ditty: "I am Gollum, you are ring, you are my most precious thing" ♡
[21:50] <C'est_la_V> ♡ (huggles him)
[21:50] <Mdm_Maestro> Do you have a ditty for me, Haruka? ♡
[21:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "There once was a dame named Michiru--"
[21:53] * Mdm_Maestro SMACKS Haruka
[21:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What?!
[21:55] <Mdm_Maestro> I said a ditty, not a limerick!
[21:56] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- just gives Michiru a hug ♡
[21:57] <Mdm_Maestro> A good start :P ♡
[22:40] <C'est_la_V> Mmm... Eclipses are fun for lovers ♡
[22:40] * @Dr_Xadium turns red
[22:41] * the sound of a goat's cry can be heard
[22:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WTF.COM?
[22:41] <C'est_la_V> Ano....
[22:42] <@Dr_Xadium> Husbands and Wives, Life Partners and... goats?!
[22:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh hell no, I don't even want to consider...
[22:42] * C'est_la_V points "Look! It's Jedite!!"
[22:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> _;
[22:43] * // J_Daito // is hauling a goat to the water's edge
[22:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Umm, far be it from me to stop you and miss Goatse there from having a "From here to Eternity" moment in the pounding surf, but...
[22:44] <C'est_la_V> Damn! I should have thought of that!!
[22:44] <@Dr_Xadium> Mina, you wanted to snuggle in the surf with a goat?
[22:44] <C'est_la_V> _; Yes, baka. With a goat. :P
[22:44] * @Dr_Xadium gets it and turns redder
[22:45] <// J_Daito //> This goat is for sacrificing! (pulls out an energy dagger) It is food for the moon!
[22:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, "Sacrificing."
[22:45] <// J_Daito //> What?!
[22:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Following the "Small Lady" school of dating and romance?
[22:46] <// J_Daito //> I'm serious, you fool! I intend to offer up this animal-creature to the Dark powers!
[22:47] * the goat "Baas"
[22:47] <C'est_la_V> No!! I won't let you hurt an innocent animal!!
[22:47] <Mdm_Maestro> So smelly...
[22:47] * // J_Daito // pulls back the knife...
[22:48] <FireFly_9> If I had known you were so desperate for affection, Jedite, I would have bought you a dog.
[22:48] <// J_Daito //> Tomoe?
[22:49] * FireFly_9 stands in the moonlight, still in her new outfit. The moon's light makes her pale features seem eerie and ethereal.
[22:49] <// J_Daito //> Is there something you want.
[22:49] <C'est_la_V> I'll bet there is (nudges X-chan in the ribs)
[22:49] * @Dr_Xadium coughs
[22:50] * FireFly_9 confidently strides over to Jedite and grabs him by the arms, causing him to let go of the goat, which runs away...
[22:50] <// J_Daito //> ...
[23:01] * FireFly_9 holds Jedite's face in her hands...
[23:02] * C'est_la_V grabs X-chan and TWISTS his head so he has to look at them
[23:02] <@Dr_Xadium> Bah, human mating rituals :P
[23:02] <C'est_la_V> Oh, pretend like you're not interested, *husband*
[23:02] * @Dr_Xadium is only interested in YOU :P
[23:02] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- and Michi are watching them in shock
[23:03] <FireFly_9> Dark as the night's rough husk you are...
[23:03] * // J_Daito // watches her impassively
[23:03] * FireFly_9 strokes his face gently
[23:04] <FireFly_9> Here, under the ink-dark moon... along the hallowed road of dreams...
[23:04] <// J_Daito //> Do you... have a point to make... Tomoe..
[23:04] <FireFly_9> My longing for you... is too strong to keep within bounds any longer...
[23:05] * C'est_la_V is biting her knuckles in anticipation
[23:05] * @Dr_Xadium snorts, waiting for the inevitable interruption or sight gag
[23:06] * FireFly_9 PULLS Jedite's face to hers and gives him a DEEP kiss
[23:06] <C'est_la_V> OMG!!!
[23:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Holy s[BLEEP]t... Holy s[BLEEP]t... Holy s[BLEEP]t...
[23:07] * Mdm_Maestro is stunned, slightly
[23:08] * FireFly_9 PUSHES Jedite away after a time
[23:08] * // J_Daito // says nothing
[23:08] * FireFly_9 SMACKS Jedite, HARD
[23:09] <C'est_la_V> Ittai! (winces)
[23:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What the...
[23:09] <FireFly_9> How DARE YOU! How DARE you, Jedite!
[23:09] * FireFly_9 cries a little and runs off into the night
[23:10] <// J_Daito //> ...
[23:10] <C'est_la_V> What... just happened??
[23:10] <// J_Daito //> ...Women.
[23:10] * // J_Daito // enfolds himself in his cape and vanishes in a haze of cool CGI
[23:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm a little confused here.
[23:11] <@Dr_Xadium> So too, I think, is Hotaru...
[23:11] <C'est_la_V> ? ? ?
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*Looks at the havoc his one little question has caused* I'm never going to live this down, am I? :)

Between_the_Lines • 10/28/04 11:35am

*Looks at the havoc his one little question has caused* I'm never going to live this down, am I? :)

Between_thje_Lines • 10/28/04 11:35am

Heh. Once again I am impressed and intrigued. Great work Doc!

Haak [e-mail] • 10/28/04 06:35am



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