Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #693: “And so it begins again”
#693: “And so it begins again”

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Topic is -= Beryl got back? =-

[12:35] <C'est_la_V> Jedite's dying?!
[12:36] * C'est_la_V looks at his prone body on the ground, poking him with a stick-- he's not moving
[12:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Neko, that's not cool.
[12:37] <C'est_la_V> Gomen... X-chan, can't you do anything??
[12:38] <@Dr_Xadium> I'm not a medical doctor, you know.
[12:38] <C'est_la_V> But you like to play one sometimes ^_~
[12:39] * @Dr_Xadium coughs
[12:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> NEKO what's your PROBLEM, JED is on the floor DYING this is NO Time to make STUPID jokes!
[12:39] <C'est_la_V> ...
[12:39] <C'est_la_V> Haruka-san...
[12:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What?! Jed's my friend, dammit
[12:40] * C'est_la_V is sorry, never really thought of Jedite as anything other than just being there...
[12:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So what the hell are we going to do about this?
[12:42] <@Dr_Xadium> Let's get him into the TARDIS medical bay.
[12:43] * In the TARDIS medical bay
[12:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well, what's the deal?
[12:43] <@Dr_Xadium> Not sure... according to this scanner, there's nothing the TARDIS can do for him.
[12:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What kind of bulls[BLEEP]t tech is this, I thought Time Lord junk was supposed to be GOOD tech or something!
[12:44] <@Dr_Xadium> (irately) I'll have you know our technology is some of the most advanced in the galaxy, Haruka!
[12:44] <C'est_la_V> (soothingly) X-chan...
[12:45] * @Dr_Xadium calms down
[12:46] <@Dr_Xadium> The TARDIS nanobots are good for repairing physical injuries and purging some blood / tissue impurities, even down to resplicing DNA if needed.... but they can't do anything for Jedite.
[12:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> How come.
[12:47] <@Dr_Xadium> Because whatever's wrong with him, it isn't anything physical.
[12:47] * GERMATOID COMES IN THE DOOR SHAKING HIS HEAD
[12:49] <GERMATOID> THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG
[12:49] <@Dr_Xadium> Hmm?
[12:50] <GERMATOID> I THINK THERE IS SOMETHING PHYSICALLY WRONG WITH HIM, BUT NOTHING YOUR MACHINES WILL FIGURE OUT
[12:50] <@Dr_Xadium> ...Something a touch more metaphysical?
[12:50] * GERMATOID NODS
[12:50] <@Dr_Xadium> That is not my field of expertise by any stretch...
[12:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What the f[BLEEP]k is your field of expertise besides being all "love-love" with neko, anyway? What the f[BLEEP]k do you bring to the table?
[12:51] <C'est_la_V> Haruka-san!!
[12:52] <@Dr_Xadium> (dryly) I can fix your broken watches.
[12:52] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is just really f'n pissed right now, wants something to be DONE, dammit
[12:53] * GERMATOID GRABS A TABLE AND PUTS DOWN A SMALL PLATINUM BRIEFCASE
[12:53] <C'est_la_V> What's that, Tomoe-hakase?
[12:58] * GERMATOID OPENS THE CASE TO REVEAL A SMALL PORTABLE LABORATORY COMPLETE WITH BUBBLING BEAKERS AND COOL GLOWING LIQUIDS
[12:58] <@Dr_Xadium> A small portable laboratory.... fascinating...
[12:58] <GERMATOID> I CALL IT MY "LAB TOP" MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
[12:59] * GERMATOID JABS A BIG NEEDLE INTO JEDITE'S SIDE
[12:59] * // J_Daito // 's body spasms
[12:59] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- winces
[12:59] * C'est_la_V looks away "ouch"
[12:59] <GERMATOID> HMM
[12:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ?
[13:00] <GERMATOID> HMMMMMMM
[13:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> so what's the prognosis, prof?
[13:01] <GERMATOID> MY NEEDLE WAS A BIT DULL
[13:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ¬_¬;
[13:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I *meant* about Jed, dammit.
[13:01] <GERMATOID> HIS BODY IS LEAKING ENERGY
[13:02] <C'est_la_V> Jedite losing energy? That's rich
[13:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM
[13:03] <C'est_la_V> Hey!! I spent a lot of my LIFE FIGHTING the Dark Kingdom, ok? Back when you and Michiru-san were out having fun each other, Usagi-tachi and I were out there DYING to stop them!! So forgive me if I'm not so concerned like you!!
[13:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[13:04] * C'est_la_V is concerned though, just not showing it so much
[13:04] <GERMATOID> QUIET CHILDREN
[13:04] * GERMATOID RUNS SOME MORE TESTS
[13:05] <GERMATOID> HIS BODY JUST CAN'T HOLD THE VITAL BIOELECTRIC ENERGY THAT KEEPS OUR CELLS GOING...
[13:05] <@Dr_Xadium> What's the cause, is he being drained?
[13:06] <GERMATOID> NO... THINK OF IT AS A RECHARGEABLE BATTERY THAT'S SOMEHOW LOST ITS ABILITY TO KEEP CHARGE
[13:07] <@Dr_Xadium> How precise is that Metaphor, Professor?
[13:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> This isn't the time to be f[BLEEP]king arguing linguistic bulls[BLEEP]t!
[13:08] * @Dr_Xadium just holds up his hand in a "Wait" gesture and ignores Haruka "Do you mean that he's taken in so much energy that he literally can't hold any more, not even his own?"
[13:08] * GERMATOID NODS
[13:17] <C'est_la_V> how could this happen??
[13:19] <GERMATOID> MAYBE IT WAS SOMETHING HE TRIED TO DRAIN?
[13:19] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 comes walking in the TARDIS slowly
[13:19] <C'est_la_V> Whoa, she didn't just show up...
[13:20] <@Dr_Xadium> The TARDIS interior exists outside this dimension, her usual tricks won't work in here.
[13:20] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 ignores the jab
[13:20] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I know what has happened to Jedite
[13:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh yeah?
[13:21] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> It was a contingency plan by Queen Beryl.
[13:21] <C'est_la_V> Queen Beryl??
[13:21] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> To prevent revolution.
[13:22] <GERMATOID> TELL ME MORE, MEIOU-KUN...
[13:23] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> The s[BLEEP]tennou were re-awakened by Queen Beryl, their souls tied to and fallow to her own
[13:24] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Their capacity to store and manipulate energy was of great use to her in the Dark Kingdom wars
[13:24] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- didn't have time for that penny-ante s[BLEEP]t
[13:24] * C'est_la_V GLARES at Haruka-san
[13:25] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 just ignores the display
[13:26] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> But Beryl was no fool. She knew that should the s[BLEEP]tennou rebel, they could be quite dangerous to her. So she placed a curse on them that none of them knew about. Without her there to periodicially "refresh" their cells, they would eventually lose the capacity to retain any energy-- including their own life energy...
[13:26] <C'est_la_V> ...
[13:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So only she can undo this s[BLEEP]t?
[13:27] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 nods cryptically
[13:27] <C'est_la_V> But we killed her years ago...
[13:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Prof, what about that clone of Beryl you were makin a while ago-- you know the one that you wanted to see if it "had back"?
[13:28] <GERMATOID> THAT CLONE NEVER GOT FINISHED BECAUSE YOU GUYS KEPT BREAKING MY CLONING GEAR-- AND BESIDES, IT WOULDN'T HAVE HER MEMORIES, ANYWAY.
[13:29] <C'est_la_V> So what do we have to do to save Jedite??
[13:30] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> You must get him freed from Beryl's curse. It is the only way.
[13:30] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 frowns
[13:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What.
[13:31] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 wrinkles her nose
[13:31] <@Dr_Xadium> I think she's trying to vanish but can't pull it off in the TARDIS.
[13:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HAH You cna't saddle us with a stupid quest and then vanish :P
[13:32] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 drops a small ball to the ground
[13:32] * The room FILLS with smoke!
[13:32] * the sound of Setsuna's running away can be heard
[13:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (cough) motherf[BLEEP]ker!
[13:33] <C'est_la_V> (cough) she did it again...
[13:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So what are we supposed to do? Beryl's dead.
[13:40] <GERMATOID> JEDITE DOESN'T HAVE LONG TO LIVE
[13:40] <C'est_la_V> Ne, this TARDIS is a time Machine....
[13:40] <@Dr_Xadium> I can't go back and change history, Mina.
[13:41] <C'est_la_V> No but we could go back and find out the secret of saving Jedite...
[13:42] <@Dr_Xadium> Hmm..
[13:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The f[BLEEP]k do you mean "Hmm?" We go now!
[13:43] <@Dr_Xadium> I'm simply trying to think of how we can corner Beryl without getting into a conflagration that would end up with history being rewritten.
[13:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, either me OR Neko could take Beryl now, we're WAY stronger than we were in the past.
[13:44] <@Dr_Xadium> My point precisely. I know you, Haruka. You'd rush in, get into a screaming match, and then end up "World Shaking" her into paste, totally rewriting history in the process.
[13:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I don't scream :P
[13:49] <C'est_la_V> That's not what Michiru-san said ^_~
[13:49] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- coughs
[13:50] * @Dr_Xadium is doing the best to blot this all out.
[13:51] * @Dr_Xadium goes back and looks at the Audio-Visual records of the final battle with the Dark Kingdom, doesn't like watching it.
[13:51] <C'est_la_V> Why not??
[13:51] <@Dr_Xadium> I dislike... seeing all of you... you know.
[13:52] * C'est_la_V nods, doesn't like to think about it either.
[13:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Stop whining, punkasses. I took my damn self out for the good of the mission.
[13:52] <C'est_la_V> (through gritted teeth) So did I.
[13:53] <GERMATOID> SHOULD I JUST GET THE BEAKERS OUT FOR THE P[BLEEP]SING MATCH NOW, OR CAN WE ALL BEHAVE LIKE MATURE ADULTS? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[13:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ya. Real f[BLEEP]king mature, prof :P
[13:55] <@Dr_Xadium> Aha. I see a perfect point for our entry.
[13:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Talk
[13:57] <@Dr_Xadium> Queen Beryl falls to the floor after being stabbed in the chest by Endymion's rose, her body beginning to fall apart. "Impossible!" she thinks. "How could such a thing harm me? Are Endymion's thoughts for her destroying me?" (melts through the floor)
[13:58] * C'est_la_V never saw this
[13:59] <@Dr_Xadium> It was during the final battle. She melts through the floor and makes her way to Metallia's chamber, where she powers up. But at this moment she's alone, and mortally wounded.
[14:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Right, so we swoop in, kick her while she's down and--
[14:01] <GERMATOID> FIND OUT IF SHE'S GOT BACK?
[14:01] <C'est_la_V> ¬_¬;
[14:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Get her to free Jed from the curse, dumbass
[14:02] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- has never seen Beryl EVER, got killed at a distance when Saturn fragged the Silver Millennium back then
[14:18] * GERMATOID WHIPS OUT HIS THREE DOCTORAL DEGREES "WHO'S A DUMBASS"
[14:23] * @Dr_Xadium sets the TARDIS co-ordinates for D-Point, Feb. 27th, 1993.
[14:23] * The TARDIS dematerializes
[14:26] <C'est_la_V> 1993... has it been that long....
[14:29] <@Dr_Xadium> Yes. Four thousand, two-hundred and sixty days since that fateful day.
[14:30] * after a few minutes, the TARDIS materializes deep below the arctic surface, in the heart of the Dark Kingdom
[14:30] * C'est_la_V feels a chill run through her, as if someone had stalked on her grave
[14:31] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- cracks her knuckles "Time to kick some ass"
[14:31] * C'est_la_V pauses, realizing that somewhere up above, her body lies in a spire of ice, shattered and cold
[14:31] * @Dr_Xadium hugs Mina close
[14:32] <@Dr_Xadium> Minako... you don't have to go out there...
[14:32] <C'est_la_V> X-chan, I'm so happy that you care so much for me, but
[14:32] * C'est_la_V gently pushes X-chan away and transforms
[14:32] * C'est_la_V is now known as Sailor Venus
[14:34] <Sailor Venus> Never forget who I am, or what I can do...
[14:34] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is now known as Sailor Uranus
[14:35] <Sailor Uranus> Don't worry Doc, I'll get her back to you in one piece (cracks her neck)
[14:36] <@Dr_Xadium> I'm not letting you go out there alone...
[14:37] <Sailor Venus> Someone has to be here to make sure we can leave in a hurry, don't worry. ♡
[14:39] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! TIME TO SEE IF BERYL'S GOT BACK!
[14:40] * @Dr_Xadium is once again irked at his inability to protect his wife
[14:43] * Sailor Uranus and Neko and Prof leave the TARDIS, with Neko carrying the body of Jedite
[14:52] * Sailor Uranus looks around the darkened interior of the Dark Kingdom's inner sanctum
[14:52] <Sailor Uranus> Man this place is a dump
[14:52] <Sailor Venus> You'd think they'd have chairs or something...
[14:53] * GERMATOID SMELLS THE SCENT OF A WOMAN
[14:53] <Sailor Venus> Ano... there are two of us here.... and Jedite is heavy...
[14:53] * GERMATOID MEANS A *MATURE* WOMAN
[14:53] <Sailor Uranus> WTF, we're mature!
[14:53] <GERMATOID> YOU GIRLS ARE STILL GIRLS TO ME :P
[14:54] <Sailor Uranus> Bah you're an old fart
[14:54] * GERMATOID IS ONLY IN HIS MID 40'S
[14:54] <Sailor Venus> OMG you might as well be DEAD
[14:55] <Sailor Uranus> So... obsolete...
[14:55] <GERMATOID> YOU KIDS DON'T GET IT... WHEN WOMEN GET OLD THEY GET NASTY, WHEN MEN GET OLD THEY GET SEASONED :P
[14:55] <Sailor Uranus> Remind me to introduce your face to my fist later, prof.
[14:56] <GERMATOID> I SMELL A HOT CHICK IN PAIN!
[14:56] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH (LAUGHTER ECHOES THROUGH THE CAVERN)
[14:56] <Sailor Uranus> Dude will you shut the f[BLEEP]k up!
[14:58] * A low moan can be heard in the cave, followed by a husky "Who's there? Endymion?"
[14:59] <Sailor Uranus> That voice...
[15:00] * Queen Beryl walks into view, hobbling
[15:00] <Queen Beryl> ...Sailor Senshi! Here?!
[15:01] <Sailor Venus> Queen Beryl!!
[15:01] * Queen Beryl fires a bolt of energy at Venus
[15:02] * Sailor Uranus steps in and BATS the energy aside with her forearm
[15:02] <Sailor Uranus> Weak
[15:02] <Queen Beryl> What? How? Who...
[15:03] * Queen Beryl sees Jedite
[15:03] <Queen Beryl> Jedite... how did you find him!?
[15:04] <Sailor Venus> Jedite's dying!! We need you to-- (Haruka shuts her up)
[15:05] <Sailor Uranus> Yeah we found this punkass in a block of ice, so we cut his ass out and beat the s[BLEEP]t out of him so that he'd tell us where you were
[15:05] <Queen Beryl> Liar! Sailor Senshi do not act that way!
[15:06] * Sailor Uranus smirks.
[15:07] <Sailor Uranus> You didn't get the memo, did you? I'm one of the Gaibu Taiyôkei Yon Senshi
[15:08] <Queen Beryl> "Four... Soldier... of the Outer Solar System?"
[15:08] <Sailor Uranus> That's right. My crew's here to take over from that dumbass Moon Princess who can't fight for s[BLEEP]t. We play rough.
[15:09] <GERMATOID> HEY BERYL, DO YOU LIKE IT ROUGH? MUAHHAHAHAHAHAAH!
[15:09] * Queen Beryl looks at the strange man
[15:09] * GERMATOID GOES BEHIND HER AND SLAPS HER ON THE BUTT "OOH, YOU *DO* HAVE BACK! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!"
[15:10] <Queen Beryl> ...Insolent!
[15:10] <GERMATOID> WANT TO PLAY *TWISTER* WITH ME?
[15:11] * Queen Beryl blasts the crazy man back, but his form ripples and reforms
[15:11] <Queen Beryl> So... you've taken to using Youma as well... I see...
[15:11] <Sailor Uranus> Uhh, yeah, that's it. We stole your tech, we've beat the s[BLEEP]t out of your generals, and now we've come for your ass
[15:12] <GERMATOID> LITERALLY!
[15:12] <Sailor Venus> (quietly) not... literally
[15:13] <Queen Beryl> INTOLERABLE! I WON'T LET YOU FILTH STOP ME!
[15:13] * Queen Beryl stretches forth her hand
[15:13] <Queen Beryl> JEDITE! ARISE ONCE MORE!
[15:14] * // J_Daito // is suffused with dark energy, and convulses
[15:14] * // J_Daito // drops to the ground, then rises, eyes glowing
[15:14] <Queen Beryl> KILL THEM!
[15:15] * // J_Daito // bows, and fires bolts of Dark ki at Uranus and Venus
[15:15] * Sailor Venus leaps out of the way "He's attacking us!!"
[15:16] <Sailor Uranus> s[BLEEP]t! I forgot about her control over him! (thinks fast) But that's fine, because we know about her little failsafe thing! We'll trigger it and shut his ass down!
[15:16] * Sailor Uranus makes like she's invoking some kind of spell
[15:17] <Queen Beryl> How could you know of that?! No matter! I will *remove* that advantage! (blasts Jedite with a beam of purple energy) There! Now you can do nothing!
[15:18] <Sailor Uranus> (overacting a little) s[BLEEP]t! (backflips behind Jedite)
[15:18] * // J_Daito // continues to attack Uranus and Venus
[15:19] <Queen Beryl> His moves... they are different somehow... faster... better...
[15:19] * GERMATOID TAKES A CHANGE AND GLOMPS BERYL, KISSING HER DEEPLY... WITH TONGUE....
[15:19] * Queen Beryl squirms and claws at the fool, but can't escape his iron grip
[15:20] <Sailor Venus> ¬_¬;
[15:20] <Sailor Uranus> Great! While the Prof's got her distracted, knock Jedite out!
[15:20] <Sailor Venus> He fights hard!!
[15:21] <Sailor Uranus> Don't f[BLEEP]k around, let's combine attacks!
[15:21] <Sailor Uranus> SPACE SWORD....
[15:21] <Sailor Venus> ROLLING HEART...
[15:21] <Sailor Uranus> BLASTER...
[15:21] <Sailor Venus> VIBRATION!
[15:22] * Sailor Venus and Uranus' attacks SLAM into Jedite, hurling him back and knocking him well out
[15:23] <Sailor Uranus> I'm the fastest, I'll get his ass to the TARDIS before Beryl gets wise (picks up Jed and RUNS full-tilt back there)
[15:24] <Sailor Venus> Come on, Tomoe-hakase! (pulls him off Beryl and runs back behind Uranus)
[15:24] * Queen Beryl gasps and drops back to the ground, gasping and panting for breath
[15:24] * Queen Beryl sees them running away into the distance
[15:25] <Queen Beryl> Those fools... running back to their Princess no doubt... they will SUFFER for making me undergo this indignity!! I will CRUSH their Princess before their very eyes!
[15:26] * Queen Beryl turns and hobbles to her inner chamber, where she confronts Metallia
[15:27] <Queen Beryl> Your Majesty Metallia. Lend me your power.... to defeat the accursed girl!!
[15:27] * the others make it to the TARDIS
[15:28] * @Dr_Xadium hugs Mina "I'm glad your safe" ♡
[15:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> *We're* all good. Now let's get the f[BLEEP]k out of here
[15:29] * @Dr_Xadium sets the TARDIS for the present day, it dematerializes just as the cataclysms following the final showdown between Super Beryl and Princess Serenity smash the cavern
[15:30] * the TARDIS rematerializes in the present day
[15:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Prof, how's Jed?
[15:31] <GERMATOID> HE SEEMS JUST FINE NOW, I'M TAKING A DNA SAMPLE IN CASE THIS "CURSE" EVER SHOWS UP AGAIN, SO I CAN MAKE A RETROVIRAL TREATMENT
[15:31] * @Dr_Xadium opens the TARDIS doors
[15:31] * C'est_la_V steps out "See, X-chan, we made it back safe and sound" ♡
[15:32] * C'est_la_V gasps in horror as her body is ripped apart, her Sailor Crystal floating in the air
[15:32] <@Dr_Xadium> MINAKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
[15:33] * @Dr_Xadium drops to the ground
[15:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What the--- (also gets ripped apart, her Sailor Crystal floating in the air)
[15:35] <Sailor Lethe> Finally! Revenge for Galaxia-sama!
[15:35] * @Dr_Xadium couldn't protect her...
[15:35] * Sailor Lethe reaches out for the Sailor Crystals...
[15:36] * @spiritflame grabs out of the air in one hand
[15:36] <@spiritflame> no
[15:36] * Sailor Lethe fires her starseed extractors at rei.bot
[15:36] * @spiritflame catches them in her other hand and crushes them
[15:36] <Sailor Lethe> What... are... you?
[15:37] * Sailor Lethe fires again, but then drops to the ground, cleaved in two...
[15:37] * @spiritflame looks at this curiously
[15:38] * a figure stands before the cleaved body of Lethe, crushing her starseed extractor guantlets under its boots.
[15:38] * C'est_la_V and Haruka-san reform
[15:38] * C'est_la_V is on the ground, still in a little pain, looking up at the figure...
[15:41] * C'est_la_V looks up to see a female figure in stiletto boots, a black dress, and tight black vest, holding a bloodied scythe in her left hand, her violet eyes flashing dangerously
[15:42] <FireFly_9> And so it is that you meet your ignominious end, O foul corrupted scion of Chaos. Take your place in the netherworld with your brothers and sisters, suffering for all eternity in miserable torment....
[15:43] <C'est_la_V> H--Hotaru-chan??
[15:43] <FireFly_9> Minako-san.
[15:43] <C'est_la_V> (trying to be jokey) Minako-sempai...
[15:43] <FireFly_9> You are not my sempai any longer. As of now... we are as equals.
[15:44] * FireFly_9 helps Minako-san up.
[15:44] <C'est_la_V> What do you mean... and why do you look... older? (motions to her chest and hips)
[15:45] * FireFly_9 says nothing, but turns to leave.
[15:47] * @Dr_Xadium walks over to Mina
[15:47] <@Dr_Xadium> Are you all right? I couldn't... do anything... for you...
[15:47] <C'est_la_V> (hugs him) It's all right, X-chan...
[15:48] <GERMATOID> OOH IT LOOKS LIKE MY LITTLE GIRL HAS GROWN UP! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
[15:48] <FireFly_9> Papa. (nods)
[15:48] * // J_Daito // comes out of the TARDIS, cracking his neck.
[15:48] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- gets up slowly "Holy s[BLEEP]t, 'Taru?"
[15:49] <// J_Daito //> Tomoe... what the....
[15:49] <FireFly_9> (gasps) Jedite.
[15:49] <// J_Daito //> That's my name.
[15:49] * FireFly_9 walks over to him confidently
[15:50] <// J_Daito //> You got a little taller, and I must say you've filled out nicely.
[15:50] * FireFly_9 SLAPS Jedite HARD on the face
[15:50] <// J_Daito //> And you're stronger too (rubs his face)
[15:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn, *I* Felt that..
[15:51] <FireFly_9> I am no piece of meat to be ogled, Jedite.
[15:52] * FireFly_9 turns her back oh him and walks a few steps before turning back slightly, half her face obscured in slight shadow
[15:55] <FireFly_9> "The shepherdship of all the lands, decreed as his fate"
[15:55] * C'est_la_V gasps
[15:56] <// J_Daito //> What? is this about the election thing?
[15:56] * FireFly_9 smirks and leaves
[15:56] * C'est_la_V is slack-jawed
[15:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What, you think Jed will win the election?
[15:57] * C'est_la_V shakes her head "That's not it... what she said..."
[15:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> huh
[15:57] <C'est_la_V> I'm the incarnation of the Goddess of Love and War...
[15:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> NO s[BLEEP]t
[15:58] <C'est_la_V> Known as Aphrodite.... Ishtar... Inanna....
[15:58] * C'est_la_V is in something of a daze, remembering memories not quite her own yet hers all the same
[16:00] <C'est_la_V> She was paragraphing an ancient Sumerian poem...
[16:00] <@Dr_Xadium> "Paraphrasing"
[16:00] <C'est_la_V> About the holy union of Inanna and the Shepherd Duzumi...
[16:01] * C'est_la_V blushes as she remembers it
[16:02] * C'est_la_V tries to quote the non-ecchi parts
[16:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Non... Ecchi parts?
[16:03] <C'est_la_V> "When the lord, lying by holy Inanna, the shepherd Dumuzi... When on the bed he shall have caressed me... A sweet fate I shall decree for him... The shepherdship of all the lands, I shall decree as his fate."
[16:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WTF?!
[16:04] <// J_Daito //> ....
[16:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Did 'Taru-chan just... HIT on Jedite!?
[16:05] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
[16:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> what the hell's going on?!
[16:06] * // J_Daito // enfolds himself in his cape and vanishes in a haze of cool CGI
[16:06] <GERMATOID> HE DIDN'T STICK AROUND FOR LONG...
[16:07] * @Dr_Xadium finds the notion of past memory fascinating...
[16:07] <@Dr_Xadium> Mina, how much more do you remember?
[16:07] <C'est_la_V> I'll show you what happened to Enkidu one time ^_~ ♡ (leads him into the TARDIS)
[16:08] <@Dr_Xadium> (from the TARDIS) Six days and Seven nights?!
[16:08] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is still the traumatized
[16:09] *** @Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd.TARDIS14356.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has quit IRC (♡)
[16:10] *** C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has quit IRC (♡)
[16:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Those crazy kids
[16:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So Prof, what the heck is going on? Why is 'Taru-chan so much older now?
[16:11] <GERMATOID> (THINKS) HOTARU-CHAN WAS BORN ON JANUARY 6TH, 1981...
[16:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah...
[16:12] <GERMATOID> BUT BECAUSE OF THE WEIRD DE-AGING AND RE-AGING, AND RE-AGING AGAIN, SHE ENDED UP AS A 23-YEAR OLD IN A 14-YEAR OLD (OR THEREABOUTS) BODY
[16:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Right...
[16:13] <GERMATOID> BUT NOW SHE'S HAD A GROWTH SPURT THAT'S FINALLY MATCHED HER PHYSICAL BODY UP TO HER OSTENSIBLE MENTAL AGE (SHE SEEMS A LOT OLDER MENTALLY THAN MOST OF US, HOWEVER)
[16:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, but what triggred it...
[16:14] <GERMATOID> MAYBE MINAKO-KUN'S BIRTHDAY, AND THE REVELATION BY THE SACRED FLAME THAT JEDITE ANS SHE WOULD BE A COUPLE?
[16:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But isn't she making a sorta self-fulfilling prophecy?
[16:15] <GERMATOID> I THINK SHE'S HAD SOMETHING FOR HIM FOR A WHILE NOW..
[16:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Are you kidding, she denies it all the damn time
[16:17] * GERMATOID THINKS YOU NEED TO READ THE LOGS A BIT MORE...
[16:18] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- does remember her kinda going overboard when Sets was hitting on Jed, but...
[16:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I dunno about this. 'Taru doesn't strike me as the kind who goes for love.
[16:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But she did say that, unless Neko was being ecchi-minded and just misinterpreted.
[16:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heh, that's probably it.
[16:22] <GERMATOID> NEWLYWEDS, HEH
[16:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Nah, she's always been like that. Blame it on her being the love-goddess Venus or being Aino Minako, heh.
[16:43] * GERMATOID MISSES KAOLINITE
[16:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What about your wife Keiko?
[16:45] <GERMATOID> ...KAOLINITE.
[16:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No, Keiko
[16:45] * GERMATOID NODS "KAOLINITE"
[16:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[16:46] <GERMATOID> REMEMBER WHAT KAOLINITE IS?
[16:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> an undead golem clone?
[16:48] <GERMATOID> RIGHT, *A CLONE*
[16:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah but...
[16:53] <GERMATOID> YOU EVER WONDER WHO SHE WAS A CLONE OF?
[16:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Of herself? Wait, I... oh... OH. Damn. DAAAMN.
[16:53] * GERMATOID CHUCKLES AND GOES DOWN TO THE LAB
[16:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> .... That's f[BLEEP]ked up.
[16:54] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- really really wants a damn beer but needs to keep sober for Michi.
[16:54] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- grabs some Sprite Remix and chugs it
[16:54] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- decides to go outside for a while
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lol. ^.^ (Haruka-love!)

Moonstar [e-mail] • 10/28/04 05:01pm

Bravo.

Bogey • 10/27/04 08:41pm

Wow, that kicked ass. ^^v

kevryn • 10/27/04 07:34pm

Whoa. That was excellent alright. 5 out of 5. Needless to say, I'm looking forward to the next parts!

Haak [e-mail] • 10/27/04 04:24pm

An excellent return to glory, Suburban Senshi IRC has done it again! Go, Xadium! ^_^

starcat [e-mail] • 10/27/04 04:08pm



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