Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #685: “Parody Blog week is almost over! Nako's turn!!”
#685: “Parody Blog week is almost over! Nako's turn!!”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
Topic is -= Kupi, punks! =-

[15:11] <Mdm_Maestro> As Parody blog week nears its end, we present to you this work from Nako-Nako, recalling his early life with Aino Minako
[15:11] <// J_Daito //> Bah didn't we spend a whole month killing that thing once?
[15:11] <C'est_la_V> No one kills my precious Nako-chan!!
[15:12] <Mdm_Maestro> YOU TWO STOP STEALING MY MOMENT OF ATTENTION!
[15:13] <// J_Daito //> You know, Kaioh, you have Attention-deficit disorder...
[15:13] <Mdm_Maestro> Whatever do you mean, I have no problems concentrating!
[15:13] <// J_Daito //> You go insane when you perceive a deficit of attention towards you
[15:13] <Mdm_Maestro> _;
[15:13] <@spiritflame> begin parody log




A meeting in Minako's Manager's office.
<$Gatto$Trump$> As your manager, Minako, I am responsible for bringing your image out into the public to keep you popular.
<Minako> I'm 21 years old now. Aren't I supposed to be the one making my own decisions?
<$Gatto$Trump$> Not yet, my dear haha. You don't know the industry yet. Now, as a sign of the elite, you must act as one.
<Minako>Moh? This is what I get when Forbes names me the most powerful woman in Japan?
<$Gatto$Trump$> Precisely. Now, you have several options. You can buy a mansion in the hollywood hills with the most ridiculous ammenities. John Travolta has his own Runway Strip, Aaron Spelling has 120 rooms-
<Minako> NO! I LIKE MY HOUSE!
<$Gatto$Trump$> Fine. Then why not a pet?
<Minako> But I already have Artemis!
<$Gatto$Trump$> All Artemis does is drink. I think the kids are catching on he isn't as cute as he seems.
<Minako> Well, what is this pet you are thinking of?
<$Gatto$Trump$> The elite have Nakos. A Nako is a pet that the elite all own. A flying horse that doesn't grow to be more than 4 feet tall, and have wings and a horn. They can talk, and play, and are very affectionate.  They also possess magical powers.
<Minako> Alright, I'll buy the damn horse. You can bring a horse close to the water , but you can't force it to swim in it!
<$Gatto$Trump$> Minako, it's you can't force the horse to drink it. And I think I just forced the horse to gulp it down ]:0).
<Minako> ?_? So my pet will drink water on command?
<$Gatto$Trump$> -_-'. I have arranged for a meeting at the premiere Nako farm in Saitama tomorrow. *hands Minako a card* I will meet you there at 9 am sharp!
Monday, August 28, 1995
Farmer Shiro's Nako farm in Saitama.
<Farmer Shiro> *leads them to a gated stall* Well, these ones are ready to go. Take your pick.
<$Gatto$Trump$> Go ahead, Minako.
<Minako> Eeny, meeny miney mo! Catch artemis by the toe! If he hollers let him go! Eeny Meeny Miney Mo! And Sailor V said to pick the very best one and that is-
<$Gatto$Trump$> -_-'. I'm sorry about this.
<Farmer Shiro> The Dalai Lama threw his dice 71 times, but this is truly worse.
<$Gatto$Trump$> That one!
<Farmer Shiro> You can't have that one. He is going to be a sire.
<Minako> Eeny, Meeny.....
***8 hours later***
<$Gatto$Trump$> The two talent scouts took the girls, the Gifted School people took the two smart ones, and now we are left with the 3 trying to stick straw up their nose, and the lonely one sad because he has been separated from his family. Minako, pick one already!
<Farmer Shiro> *picks up the sad one* There, there, you'll see them all again soon. *cradles him*.
<Baby Nako> Ku *sniffle* pi?
<Minako> KAWAII! I WANT THAT ONE!
<$Gatto$Trump$> Finally!
<Farmer Shiro> You give him a loving home, Ms. Most Powerful Woman in Japan.*gently hands him to Minako*
<Minako> *sings a soft tune and cradles the Baby Nako to sleep.*
***Later that night...***
<Okasan> Minako, decide on a name already.
<Otosan> We've been up for hours.
<$Gatto$Trump$> Why couldn't you have just bought a house?
<Minako> If not Chi-Chi, Cupcake, Twinkie, Greenie or Cutie Patootie... then I pick... NakoNako!
<Baby Nako> Kupi?
<Otosan> Where'd that come from?\
<Okasan> It's settled!
<$Gatto$Trump$> THAT IS SO LAME!
<Minako> Minako's Nako! He has Nako in his name, and I have Nako in my name! NakoNako!
<$Gatto$Trump$> Nako ^2 is so much more cooler.
<Minako> NAKONAKO!
<$Gatto$Trump$> Fine. I've made you drink TOO much water it seems.
<Baby Nako> nnnnna-ko-na-ko?
<Minako> Awwhhh you said your name!
<NakoNako> NakoNako KUPI!
Tuesday, August 29th, 1995
*In Minako's playroom with all her old toys*
<Artemis> *Playing with some Legos* Who the hell are you?
<NakoNako> NakoNako KUPI! *glomps Artemis*
<Artemis> MINAKO?!?!?! GET THIS WRETCHED THING OFF OF ME!
<Minako> Artemis, this is my new pet, NakoNako. Be nice to him, he's still sad that his brothers and sisters all got taken away .
<Artemis> Trying to take my spot eh?
<NakoNako> Ku...pi?
<Artemis> These are called Legos. They snap together and you build things. I built a car with a base and two sets of wheels, a windshield and a steering wheel piece. And this little man is the driver. You build something.
***8 hours later***
<Minako> ARTEMIS?! NAKONAKO?! I'VE BEEN CALLING YOU FOR DINNER FOR THE PAST 2 HOURS! I'M COMING INTO THAT ROOM AND....what???
<Artemis> Look... Minako... I built a 3 inch garage for my car.
<NakoNako> KUPI! *Shows off his 5 foot mansion and 2 foot car that he built all by himself.
<Minako> Good Job NakoNako! *hugs NakoNako and carries him up the stairs*
<Artemis> Ehh? Don't you like what I built?
<Minako> Moh... it's, uhhh... nice... really like how you built the whole thing out of yellow bricks...How does the car get out of the Garage?
<Artemis> I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BUILD A DOOR T_T.
<NakoNako> *smiles ^_^*




[15:14] <@spiritflame> end parody log
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Interesting.

starcat [e-mail] • 10/17/04 07:53pm

Nicely done, Nako. It was interesting to see you as a young Nako.

TuxRainbow [e-mail] • 10/17/04 02:22pm



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