Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #683: “Furry Fryday Four! Lover's Lament!!”
#683: “Furry Fryday Four! Lover's Lament!! ”

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[12:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> !rei.bot rps rock
[12:48] <@spiritflame> ♦ jan-ken-pon - your rock beats rei.bot's scissors ♦
[12:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hah!
[12:48] <@spiritflame> tch
[12:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL it's sad when jan-ken-pon is the best thing I can think of to keep myself occupied
[12:49] * C'est_la_V and X-chan are snuggled on their sofa
[12:49] <// J_Daito //> I offered to spar with you, Ten'ou
[12:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Do you know why I don't spar with you, Jed? Because when you start to lose you get CHEAP
[12:49] <// J_Daito //> Cheap?
[12:50] * C'est_la_V giggles and hugs X-chan
[12:50] * FireFly_9 sees the two of them and twitches
[12:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, *cheap*. You start teleporting and flying and all kinds of s[BLEEP]t
[12:50] * @Dr_Xadium kisses Mina
[12:51] <// J_Daito //> Bah! Not my fault you're too lazy to learn these simple techniques!
[12:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey I don't feel like SELLING MY SOUL to the DARK FORCES just so I can FLOAT in the air!
[12:51] * C'est_la_V kisses back!!
[12:51] * FireFly_9 scowls
[12:52] <// J_Daito //> FLOAT?! FLOAT?! I *FLY*, you beknighted buffon!
[12:52] <FireFly_9> "benighted"
[12:52] <// J_Daito //> QUIET YOU!
[12:52] * C'est_la_V hugs X-chan close
[12:52] <FireFly_9> Gah! Can't you two get a ROOM!?
[12:53] <C'est_la_V> Hey!! This is our house too!!
[12:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah I'm tired of seeing this love-love bulls[BLEEP]t!
[12:53] <C'est_la_V> What about you and Michiru-san?!
[12:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It's called a *DOUBLE-STANDARD* Neko, get used to it!
[12:54] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa, people aren't supposed to tolerate double-standards.
[12:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yes you will. Yes you will because it's from *ME*, the COOLEST of the Senshi!
[12:54] <C'est_la_V> I'm cooler than you!!
[12:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> In your dreams, breeder!
[12:55] <C'est_la_V> "Breeder!?"
[12:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You're the one slobbering all over the Doc there!
[12:55] * C'est_la_V kisses X-chan again, just to bonk off Haruka-san :P
[12:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> O_o;
[12:55] <FireFly_9> "Honk..."
[12:56] <// J_Daito //> Bah all this romantic nonsense is driving me insane. Fortunately I know how to stop it
[12:56] <FireFly_9> You do, Jedite?
[12:55] * @Dr_Xadium and Mina are locked in passionate embrace, damn the world!
[12:56] <// J_Daito //> Indeed I do. (reaches into a dark subspace pocket)
[12:56] <// J_Daito //> BEHOLD



[13:01] * C'est_la_V breaks for air and takes a look at the picture
[13:01] <C'est_la_V> _; (pushes X-chan away) Gomen, X-chan... suddenly... I'm not in the mood anymore...
[13:01] <@Dr_Xadium> I understand completely, dear. _;
[13:02] * @Dr_Xadium has been utterly sapped of all amorous intention
[13:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> OMFG I am teh blinded
[13:02] <FireFly_9> Jedite... that's too much
[13:02] * C'est_la_V shifts uncomfortably away from her husband
[13:03] * @Dr_Xadium similarly shifts away from his wife
[13:03] <GERMATOID> I THINK I'M STERILE
[13:03] <// J_Daito //> It's every fat anthromorph otaku's dream
[13:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> To be seducted by a giant nearsighted skunk?
[13:04] <FireFly_9> "seducted"?
[13:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Seduced + Abducted: You get kidnapped by a giant stinky creature and then wined, dined and... you know.
[13:07] <C'est_la_V> Geh, no matter how many showers you take before OR after that you'll never feel clean again
[13:07] * GERMATOID WONDERS IF THE SKUNK WOULD DISCHARGE INK INTO THE AIR AT *THAT* MOMENT...
[13:08] <FireFly_9> Gah! Papa!
[13:08] <// J_Daito //> What? It's the PERFECT Capstone to what is a dirty, foul business all the way around
[13:09] * @Dr_Xadium shudders
[13:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Who do you think has the worse end of the deal, the fat nerd for only being able to mate with a smelly animal-thing or the skunk for having to trade down?
[13:12] <// J_Daito //> I think for the nerd he thinks he's trading UP to something with a pulse
[13:12] <C'est_la_V> As the goddess of Love, I can't say I approve of this...
[13:13] <// J_Daito //> AS A PERSON WITH COMMON SENSE I can't say I approve of this
[13:13] * C'est_la_V is now known as Sailor Venus
[13:15] <Sailor Venus> The NAMBLA boys and the organizers of the memphit furmeet might allow it, but I won't! Taking advantage of fat, desperate, sweaty otaku or the loneliness of nearsighted skunk-women is just wrong!! Protected by the guardian star of Venus, I am Sailor Venus!! And in the name of Benji and Falkor the f[BLEEP]k-dragon, I *WILL* Punish you!!
[13:15] <FireFly_9> ... "Luck dragon"
[13:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Aww, the Doc nosebled when you henshined, how cute...
[13:17] <@Dr_Xadium> I most certainly did not! (hides bloodied handkerchief)
[13:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hah well you will when she drops the transformation... I can demonstrate...
[13:17] <// J_Daito //> NO ONE NEEDS TO SEE YOUR URANUS BUTT-SHOT AGAIN, TEN'OU
[13:18] * Sailor Venus giggles and drops the transformation
[13:18] * @Dr_Xadium nosebleeds
[13:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY BUTT?!
[13:18] <// J_Daito //> NOTHING AS LONG AS IT'S NOT IN MY FACE
[13:19] <GERMATOID> BACK TO THE PICTURE: [FAT GEEK:] "IS THAT A WIRE-FRAME TAIL, OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?"
[13:20] <// J_Daito //> _; [Skunk] "Wireframe."
[13:21] <FireFly_9> You know it just occurs to me that this is not only a myopic skunk, it's also geriatric. Look at the hair.
[13:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh my god. He's going not only outside his species, but he's going to bed something that could be as old as his grandmother!
[13:21] <// J_Daito //> Why that skunk could be all of six years old!!
[13:22] <FireFly_9> Overage AND underage abuse + bestiality all in one disgusting package.
[13:22] * C'est_la_V and X-chan just look at each other, their will to be "playful" completely and totally shattered.
[13:23] <@Dr_Xadium> Minako, perhaps we should go listen to that fascinating lecture at Keio University about peat moss anf the life of lichen.
[13:23] <C'est_la_V> Yeah, I think so, Xadium-chan...
[13:24] * C'est_la_V and Xadium-chan leave slowly, holding hands for a second, but then remembering the picture and pulling their hands away quickly.
[13:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL I think they're traumatized
[13:24] *** C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has quit IRC (The Goddess of Love feels no passion today)
[13:24] *** @Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd.TARDIS14356.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has quit IRC (The fires of my love have been outed by a skunk and the Comic Book Guy)
[13:25] * Mdm_Maestro comes downstairs and winks at Haruka
[13:25] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- grrs provacatively
[13:25] <Mdm_Maestro> (mouths) You sound like an a *ANIMAL* 'Ruka!
[13:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Anim...
[13:26] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- goes pale and looks away from Michiru
[13:26] <Mdm_Maestro> ? ? ?
[13:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Michi, I... gotta go puke. Sorry.
[13:28] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- runs to the toilet
[13:28] <Mdm_Maestro> Hmph! See if I try to flirt with you again this year!
[13:28] * Mdm_Maestro goes upstairs in a huff
[13:28] <// J_Daito //> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[13:29] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[13:29] <FireFly_9> Well, it's better than what *was* going on at least, heh.
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Gughhh.... Man..... why?

*joins Haruka in tossing her cookies*

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