*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
Topic is -= =-
[12:11] <@spiritflame> system announce - a new log begun -
[12:12] <GERMATOID> WELL IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER INSANE IRC PARODY HERE AT PARODY BLOG WEEK
[12:13] <GERMATOID> THIS TIME WE HAVE A CONTRIBUTION FROM KAKYUU, ABOUT THE SUBURBAN SENSHI AND FRIENDS
[12:14] <FireFly_9> Since Papa's Caps lock is broken, I will explain the character key:
[12:15] <FireFly_9> Kou Kakyuu/Neith: <Kakyuu, Raenef <Rae>, starcat: <@starcat>, Matsumi: <Sailor Q>, Solarchos: <Solarchos>, Michael "Mike": <Senshi Guardian>, Eclipse: <Eclipse>, Darkness Shaldra: <S.Darkness>, Suzu "Tin" Nyanko: <Nyanko> and the Suburban Senshi
[12:16] <GERMATOID> WELL WE'RE GOING TO GET TO IT, EXPECT A FURRY FRYDAY UPDATE SOMETIME SOON
[12:16] <@spiritflame> ♦ begin parody log
Topic is -= Welcome to SSSC Boarding School! =-
Voice> All students report to the "Battle Grounds" behind the school immediately. Thank you.
<Kakyuu> Hi Solarchos!
<Solarchos> Hi Kakyuu.
<Rae> Hey Solarchos! How's Shaldra?
* Raenef takes all of Kakyuu's books
* Kakyuu snatches her books back and smacks Raenef on the head with them "I can carry my own books."
<Rae> Owwie.... T_T
<Solarchos>: Shaldra's fine! She's the weaponry teacher you know!
* Sailor Q walks up to Kakyuu, Raenef, and Solarchos "Hiiiii!"
<Kakyuu> MATS-CHAN! *hugs Q* Are you taking Weaponry too?! I know Raenef, Solarchos, and I are!!!! Oh, and have you by any chance seen Mike-kun?
* Raenef is jealous
<Kakyuu> Don't worry Rae-kun!!! Matsumi and I just give him extra attention! But you're my first priority when it comes to giving out hugs! Besides, Mrs. Aino is our English teacher! Oh yeah! We better hurry up or we'll be late for Orientation!
* Rae waves to SG
<Senshi Guardian> Hey! Sorry about not being around earlier I just finished unpacking!
* Kakyuu giggles "I got here yesterday and unpacked! I've already been on a tour of the school! And my teachers are as follows: Minako, Xadium, Rei.bot, Eclipse, Shaldra, Prof. Tomoe, Hotaru, and Michi!"
* starcat walks up to the group and overheard who all of Kakyuu's teachers are "Jeez Beef, how many classes are you taking?!"
<Kakyuu> Hmm, let's see here.... I have English, History, Weaponry, Chemistry, Demon Language, Demon History, Dark Magic, Algebra, Foods, Music, and Battle! So all together that makes 11 classes! But Demon Language, Demon History, and Dark Magic are actually 3 classes combined into 1! So therefore I have 9 classes! Oh, and DON'T CALL ME BEEF!
* Kakyuu glares menacingly at starcat before summoning her glaive.
* Rae picks up Kakyuu's books and reminds Kakyuu that if she doesn't want her hair yanked or chopped than she must behave because Shaldra will inform Taiki if she's misbehaving.
<Senshi Guardian> *sweatdrop* Kakyuu.... How are you planning to get any sleep?
<Kakyuu> Minako probably won't give us much homework and Eclipse doesn't give out homework so yeah... I'll be fine!
<S. Darkness> KOU KAKYUU! GET YOUR ASS TO TO ORIENTATION NOW!!!!!!!!!
* Kakyuu's eyes go wide in fear. "YES, M'AM!"
* Kakyuu runs as fast as she can towards where everyone else is running.
<Solarchos> You really didn't have to be that harsh on her....
< Sailor Q> Well, we should probably catch up so we don't get detention......
* Rae is already gone (was dragged by Kakyuu)
* Sailor Q, Senshi Guardian, & Starcat start walking towards the battle grounds.
* --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- steps on Shaldra's tail without noticing.
* S. Darkness growls and scratches Haruka's face severely with her claws before kicking Haruka in the stomach. "You stepped on my tail!"
<Solarchos> Harkua! You stepped on her tail! Appologize or you're going to be pretty damn sore. *has his M-870 Remington 12-gauge, pistol grip, shot gun loaded with rubber slugs pointed at Haruka's stomach*
* Happosai suddenly runs past stealing Shaldra's panties
* Neith sneaks up behind Happosai and gives him an ATOMIC WEDGIE!
* Morrigan appears and gives Haruka an ATOMIC WEDGIE before laughing and disappearing
<Kakyuu> TIN TIN! GET YOUR SORRY ASS OUT HERE!
<Nyanko> Yes? *has a look of annoyance on her face and her Sporehunt collar still on her neck*
<Kakyuu> Take Haruka to the battle grounds. Or do you wish to have another of our "sessions" on the battlefield after school?
* Nyanko drags Haruka to the battle grounds mumbling something about Kakyuu being a ruthless slavedriving b[BLEEP]ch
<Shaldra> All right, Kakyuu, what's going on?
* Kakyuu looks innoccent. "Nothing..."
<Solarchos> Maybe we should all just go to Orientation now?
<Kakyuu> Good idea, Solarchos! *runs as fast as she can towards the battle grounds where Minako, Hotaru, & Jedite are arguing about something*
* Solarchos knows about why Nyanko's hanging around but won't let Shaldra know about it.
* Neith uses her Fury Rage attack on the Spore but a fragment of the attack accidentally hits Xadium and Minako starts chasing Neith all around the battle grounds. "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP!"
<FireFly_9> Here we go again....
[12:16] <@spiritflame> ♦ end parody log