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Topic is -= Fun for the whole family =-
[08:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ok, it's my turn to introduce the next parody blog entry. This one comes from Mango-chan
[08:07] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- gets up to leave
[08:07] <FireFly_9> That's it? That's the extent of your introduction?
[08:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What? What else am I supposed to say? It's too damn early in the morning for me to be putting sentences together
[08:08] <FireFly_9> Hmph. Sorry for Haruka-poppa's sloth, everyone. (bows) Please enjoy this latest parody blog entry from Mango-chan.
[08:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HOW IS THAT ANY DIFFERENT FROM MY INTRO, KIDDO?!
[08:09] <FireFly_9> Silence. Don't you have a state of blissful inebriation to achieve, or something?
[08:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn skippy (leaves)
[08:10] <@spiritflame> ♦ begin parody log
[08:10] <@spiritflame> introduction key:
< LiGhT pEnTaGrAm-P > I am Subaru Sumeragi as a puppet
< dArK PeNtAgRaM-P > I am Sakurazuka Seshiro as a puppet
< //Bunny_gurl\\ > I'm Tsukino Usagi,
< |Spirit-Child| > I'm Hino Rei, pardon
the idiocy of Usagi. She's taking lessons from her daughter
< LiGhT pEnTaGrAm > I'm Sumeragi
Subaru, the REAL Sumeragi Subaru, the STRAIGHT Sumeragi Subaru.
< dArK PeNtAgRaM > I'm Sakurazuka
Seshiro, and when I am queen, I'll have my way with Subaru. (evil laughter)
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Topic is -= Even SOME yaoi can be bad for the soul =-
[8:45] * -There's a little stage set up with two
puppets sitting on the table, both seem to be in fighting poses
[80:45] < LiGhT pEnTaGrAm-P > I won't let you defeat me, Seshiro! I'm
here to avenge the death of my sister!
[80:46] < dArK PeNtAgRaM-P > But I know that you will lose.
[80:46] < LiGhT pEnTaGrAm-P > What would make you say that?
[80:46] * LiGhT pEnTaGrAm-P moves over and thwacks
Seshiro puppet with his whole body.
[80:47] < dArK PeNtAgRaM-P > Because...I love you.
[80:47] * dArK PeNtAgRaM-P crushes his body
against Subaru, they're faces in specific.
[80:48]< LiGhT pEnTaGrAm-P > O_O; OMGWTFBBQ?!?!
[80:48] LiGhT pEnTaGrAm-P falls to the ground,
[80:49] dArK PeNtAgRaM-P Score...and now...NAKEY TIME!
[80:50] dArK PeNtAgRaM-P falls below the screen,
and comes back up wearing nothing, though it's really just a popsicle stick
beneath the clothes.
[80:55] < //Bunny_gurl\\ > Hehehe...and
now I shall take over the world with my puppets! MUAHAHAHA!
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[80:55] < @spiritflame > Irasshai
[80:56] < LiGhT pEnTaGrAm > That was
[80:57] < //Bunny_gurl\\ > Oh, come on!
You have to admit that you and Sei-chan are a cyoot couple! And you DO love
him! You even had-
[80:57] < LiGhT pEnTaGrAm > No
[80:57] < //Bunny_gurl\\ > Oh, come ON!
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[80:58] < @spiritflame > Irasshai
[80:58] < dArK PeNtAgRaM > Tsukino
[80:58] * //Bunny_gurl\\ nods.
[80:59] < dArK PeNtAgRaM > Good.
[80:59] * dArK PeNtAgRaM drives his hand through
Usagi's heart, pulling it out of her chest.
[80:58] < //Bunny_gurl\\ >
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! My crystal will save me! ...Oh...I gave it to ChibiUsa..
[81:00] * //Bunny_gurl\\ is proclaimed
[81:00] * dArK PeNtAgRaM removes his glasses, and
the white contact, and is actually...
[81:02] <// J_Daito //> I
[81:02] < LiGhT pEnTaGrAm >
...f[BLEEP] you, Jedite.
[81:04] <// J_Daito //>
What? The spore can't come to life, now! (Slaps Subaru with his suitcase of
[81:04] * LiGhT pEnTaGrAm begins chant.
[81:04] <LiGhT pEnTaGrAm
> ♦ Om Bazara Kiri Souka... Om
Bazara Kiri Souka...Om Bazara Kiri Souka...
[81:10] <// J_Daito //>
[81:10] * LiGhT pEnTaGrAm exorsizes all evil in
[81:10] <GERMATOID> OH CRAP
THAT HURTS! (WAS UNDER THE COUCH DOING REASEARCH NOT REALLY)
[81:10] * // J_Daito // attempts to slap Subaru
again, but is blasted into the next room.
[81:10] * LiGhT pEnTaGrAm drops the chant and the
wig falls off.
[81:12] < |Spirit-Child| >
[81:12] <@spiritflame> hino
rei's a fool / she's trying to do my job/ she needs her ass kicked
[81:13] * @spiritflame runs at Rei Gundam style,
and rips off her head via her hair.
[81:14] < |Spirit-Child| >
...f[BLEEP]ucking hell! (dies)
[81:15] <@spiritflame> my
mission is done.
[08:10] <@spiritflame> ♦ end parody log