Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #679: “Parody week continues! Mango-chan's Entry!! ”
#679: “Parody week continues! Mango-chan's Entry!!”

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Topic is -= Fun for the whole family =-

[08:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ok, it's my turn to introduce the next parody blog entry. This one comes from Mango-chan
[08:07] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- gets up to leave
[08:07] <FireFly_9> That's it? That's the extent of your introduction?
[08:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What? What else am I supposed to say? It's too damn early in the morning for me to be putting sentences together
[08:08] <FireFly_9> Hmph. Sorry for Haruka-poppa's sloth, everyone. (bows) Please enjoy this latest parody blog entry from Mango-chan.
[08:09] <FireFly_9> Silence. Don't you have a state of blissful inebriation to achieve, or something?
[08:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn skippy (leaves)
[08:10] <@spiritflame> begin parody log
[08:10] <@spiritflame> introduction key:
< LiGhT pEnTaGrAm-P > I am Subaru Sumeragi as a puppet
< dArK PeNtAgRaM-P > I am Sakurazuka Seshiro as a puppet
< //Bunny_gurl\\ > I'm Tsukino Usagi, facking dumbasses!
< |Spirit-Child| > I'm Hino Rei, pardon the idiocy of Usagi. She's taking lessons from her daughter
< LiGhT pEnTaGrAm > I'm Sumeragi Subaru, the REAL Sumeragi Subaru, the STRAIGHT Sumeragi Subaru.
< dArK PeNtAgRaM > I'm Sakurazuka Seshiro, and when I am queen, I'll have my way with Subaru. (evil laughter)
*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
Topic is -= Even SOME yaoi can be bad for the soul =-

[8:45] * -There's a little stage set up with two puppets sitting on the table, both seem to be in fighting poses
[80:45] < LiGhT pEnTaGrAm-P > I won't let you defeat me, Seshiro! I'm here to avenge the death of my sister!
[80:46] < dArK PeNtAgRaM-P > But I know that you will lose.
[80:46] < LiGhT pEnTaGrAm-P > What would make you say that?
[80:46] * LiGhT pEnTaGrAm-P moves over and thwacks Seshiro puppet with his whole body.
[80:47] < dArK PeNtAgRaM-P > Because...I love you.
[80:47] * dArK PeNtAgRaM-P crushes his body against Subaru, they're faces in specific.
[80:48]< LiGhT pEnTaGrAm-P > O_O; OMGWTFBBQ?!?!
[80:48] LiGhT pEnTaGrAm-P falls to the ground, dead.
[80:49] dArK PeNtAgRaM-P Score...and now...NAKEY TIME!
[80:50] dArK PeNtAgRaM-P falls below the screen, and comes back up wearing nothing, though it's really just a popsicle stick beneath the clothes.
[80:55] < //Bunny_gurl\\ > Hehehe...and now I shall take over the world with my puppets! MUAHAHAHA!
[80:56] *** LiGhT pEnTaGrAm [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[80:55] < @spiritflame > Irasshai LiGhT pEnTaGrAm
[80:56] < LiGhT pEnTaGrAm > That was not amusing.
[80:57] < //Bunny_gurl\\ > Oh, come on! You have to admit that you and Sei-chan are a cyoot couple! And you DO love him! You even had-
[80:57] < LiGhT pEnTaGrAm > No spoilers, remember?
[80:57] < //Bunny_gurl\\ > Oh, come ON!
[80:58] *** dArK PeNtAgRaM [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[80:58] < @spiritflame > Irasshai dArK PeNtAgRaM
[80:58] < dArK PeNtAgRaM > Tsukino Usagi, correct?
[80:58] * //Bunny_gurl\\ nods.
[80:59] < dArK PeNtAgRaM > Good.
[80:59] * dArK PeNtAgRaM drives his hand through Usagi's heart, pulling it out of her chest.
[80:58] < //Bunny_gurl\\ > NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! My crystal will save me! ...Oh...I gave it to ChibiUsa..
[81:00] * //Bunny_gurl\\ is proclaimed dead.
[81:00] * dArK PeNtAgRaM removes his glasses, and the white contact, and is actually...
[81:02] <// J_Daito //> I win!
[81:02] < LiGhT pEnTaGrAm > ...f[BLEEP] you, Jedite.
[81:04] <// J_Daito //> What? The spore can't come to life, now! (Slaps Subaru with his suitcase of blood money)
[81:04] * LiGhT pEnTaGrAm begins chant.
[81:04] <LiGhT pEnTaGrAm > ♦ Om Bazara Kiri Souka... Om Bazara Kiri Souka...Om Bazara Kiri Souka...
[81:10] <// J_Daito //> ...WTF?!?!
[81:10] * LiGhT pEnTaGrAm exorsizes all evil in the room.
[81:10] * // J_Daito // attempts to slap Subaru again, but is blasted into the next room.
[81:10] * LiGhT pEnTaGrAm drops the chant and the wig falls off.
[81:12] < |Spirit-Child| > ...f[BLEEP]uck.
[81:12] <@spiritflame> hino rei's a fool / she's trying to do my job/ she needs her ass kicked
[81:13] * @spiritflame runs at Rei Gundam style, and rips off her head via her hair.
[81:14] < |Spirit-Child| > ...f[BLEEP]ucking hell! (dies)
[81:15] <@spiritflame> my mission is done.
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[08:10] <@spiritflame> end parody log
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Sailor Kakyuu [e-mail] • 10/13/04 08:46am

lol...oh...and uh...btw...

Subaru is NOT straight. Never has been. Never will be. XD

Taur5684 • 10/12/04 07:56pm

Heh! wins! Fatality! d..^_^..b

Solarchos [e-mail] • 10/12/04 05:23pm

I enjoyed it. ^_^

Is that good enough?

starcat [e-mail] • 10/12/04 04:02pm

Hehe, nice entry Mango! Here's hoping the rest are as good [mine included]!

Haak [e-mail] • 10/12/04 09:47am


Neith [e-mail] • 10/12/04 07:50am

YAAY! Hurray for X! Hurray for Tokyo Babylon! Hurray for Potter Puppet Pals!
Hurray for people being in disguises!

Taur5684 • 10/12/04 07:48am