Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #675: “Parody Blog week is coming! Start your Typewriters!! ”
#675: “Parody Blog week is coming! Start your Typewriters!! ”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
Topic is -= An idea years in the making... literally =-

[09:20] * // J_Daito // appears in a haze of cool CGI
[09:21] <@Dr_Xadium> Well, as someone suggested over a year(!) ago, it's been decided that next week will be parody IRC blog week!
[09:21] <C'est_la_V> What does that mean, X-chan??
[09:22] <@Dr_Xadium> Well, site visitors can write up their own IRC chat logs in the same style as done by this site, and then I'll post them every day next week
[09:22] <// J_Daito //> Bah, you're just too lazy to do your own work, Time Lord.
[09:23] <@Dr_Xadium> Feh, it'll be fun!
[09:23] <C'est_la_V> Besides, it'll give him some free time to do... other things ^_^ ♡
[09:23] * @Dr_Xadium turns red
[09:24] <// J_Daito //> Metallia take me, can you just please GET ON WITH IT?!
[09:24] <C'est_la_V> What right here?!
[09:24] <// J_Daito //> THE RULES, YOU IDIOT!
[09:24] <@Dr_Xadium> Heh.
[09:25] <@Dr_Xadium> Well the first rule is, you can use whatever characters from whatever anime you want, but if you make up new handles for them make some kind of key (i.e. //J_Daito // = Jedite) so people know who you mean. You can use sub. senshi characters as well.
[09:26] <@Dr_Xadium> Is everything "Dark" with you??
[09:26] <// J_Daito //> Is Everything "Dork" with YOU!?
[09:26] * @Dr_Xadium frowns
[09:27] * @Dr_Xadium wishes his wife would help defend his honor
[09:27] <C'est_la_V> But X-chan, you *are* a dork.
[09:27] <@Dr_Xadium> :<
[09:27] <C'est_la_V> But you're my dork ^_^
[09:27] <@Dr_Xadium> ^_^
[09:28] <@Dr_Xadium> The second rule is, it has to be kept PG-13
[09:28] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> aww fack new i kant c seens of mi gatting it on with mamo-chun an hoarse boi!111
[09:28] <C'est_la_V> Thank kami for that.
[09:28] <@Dr_Xadium> Innuendo is fine, however.
[09:29] <@Dr_Xadium> Or non-descriptive descriptions.
[09:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What the f[BLEEP]k is a nondescriptive description?!
[09:30] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi doez a strapteese
[09:30] * @Dr_Xadium covers his eyes "like that"
[09:30] <@Dr_Xadium> You know what she's doing, but not the details.
[09:30] <C'est_la_V> I know the details and I want to die!!
[09:31] <@Dr_Xadium> Now, to allow for the most authentic experience possible, I'll have the gang run through all the IRC actions so you can use them in your entries (view the source of this page to see the source for them)
[09:32] *** FireFly_9 [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[09:32] <@spiritflame> Irasshai FireFly_9
[09:33] *** spiritflame [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[09:33] *** @Dr_Xadium sets mode +o spiritflame

[09:33] <C'est_la_V> La La La Never give up
[09:34] <=^catablanca^=> The Catman sits perched atop a skyscraper pondering his next move
[09:34] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [] has left #suburbansenshi (I got better s[BLEEP]t to do than be a demonstration)
[09:35] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[09:35] <@spiritflame> Irasshai --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
[09:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh wait no I don't
[09:35] * @Dr_Xadium asks everyone to speak so their handles can be seen
[09:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> X you are a f[BLEEP]king slavedriver and I hope people remember to use the f[BLEEP]king [BLEEP]s
[09:36] <// J_Daito //> I think Xadium should let us unionize after this stunt
[09:36] <FireFly_9> He's obviously grroming us for replacement.
[09:37] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> facking bich u replas mi i'll kut u wit a knif!11
[09:37] <C'est_la_V> At least I have job security ^_^ ♡
[09:37] <=^catablanca^=> The Catman fears no obsolescence!
[09:38] <Mdm_Maestro> Minako-chan, your nepotistic treatment sickens me.
[09:38] <@spiritflame> irreplacable
[09:38] <@spiritflame> controls all function
[09:38] <@spiritflame> core of the channel
[09:39] <H3LLi05> hah you stupid bot, you gots droid rot! / I be the irreplaceable plan, I was the OG Gansta thug go-to man!
[09:40] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I will never be displaced
[09:40] <@Dr_Xadium> You guys are overreacting. _;
[09:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> X: ..|..
[09:40] *** @spiritflame has kicked H3LLi05 from #suburbansenshi (REASON: mock me not you fool )
[09:41] *** @Dr_Xadium has kicked --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- from #suburbansenshi (REASON: ditto)
[09:42] <C'est_la_V> Also there are some special characters you might like to make, like a heart, or a rose, or the shifty eyes, so we'll show you how to make them!!
[09:43] <C'est_la_V> ♡ - This is made by typing & # 9 8 2 5 ; -- Without any spaces and with the semicolon thingy!!
[09:43] <Mdm_Maestro> ♫ - This is made with & # 9 8 3 5 ; - again without spaces and the semicolon.
[09:54] * @Dr_Xadium gives the lovely Minako a rose @ }-,-'--
[09:54] <C'est_la_V> *^_^*
[09:57] <// J_Daito //> _;
[09:59] * @spiritflame notes those eyes are done by turning on num lock, holding ALT and pressing 170
[10:02] <@Dr_Xadium> As for the content of the parodies, you can write whatever, and length isn't an issue. Well as long as it's not 500k or something ^_^
[10:09] <C'est_la_V> You can use our own logs as a base if you need an idea of how things should go, or the DBZ parody chat we did for April Fumes here
[10:09] <FireFly_9> "Fools"
[10:09] <@Dr_Xadium> "Fools"
[10:10] <C'est_la_V> Moh, that too! :P
[10:12] <@Dr_Xadium> Also, some people have wanted to see examples of entrance speeches, so, could you, Minako?
[10:12] * C'est_la_V transforms
[10:14] <Sailor Venus> The IRC Administrators and #EF-NET might allow it, but I won't!! Porn-spamming visitors to an IRC channel with your stupid autogreeters is a sin againt machine and god!! Protected by the Guardian Star of Venus, I am Sailor Venus, and in the name of sweaty, pimple-faced computer otaku everywhere, I WILL PUNISH YOU!!
[10:14] <FireFly_9> You didn't need to transform, Minako-sempai... _;
[10:14] <Sailor Venus> :P
[10:15] <Sailor Venus> It needs the dramatic effect :P
[10:15] * Sailor Venus detransforms
[10:15] * @Dr_Xadium nosebleeds a little
[10:15] <C'est_la_V> X-chan: ^_~
[10:16] <// J_Daito //> Ugh.
[10:16] <// J_Daito //> Anyway, there you are. Now it's time for MY contribution to this debacle.
[10:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dammit not more Suburban Sims s[BLEEP]t...
[10:17] <// J_Daito //> Silence, Ten'ou, ye weak of vision.
[10:22] <FireFly_9> So who is getting the "treatment" this week.
[10:27] <// J_Daito //>

[10:28] <@spiritflame> what my shoes are wrong
[10:28] <@spiritflame> and my face looks too happy
[10:28] <@spiritflame> backstory offends
[10:30] <// J_Daito //> Hey it's not too far off, LOL
[10:30] * @spiritflame puts Jedite through a wall
[10:30] <// J_Daito //> ow... HURT me babe, YEAH!
[10:31] * @spiritflame punts Jedite into orbit with one kick
[10:33] * C'est_la_V can HARDLY wait to see how this live-action suburban senshi turns out. _;
[10:33] <@Dr_Xadium> Hopefully he won't set you on fire too, dear.
[10:34] <C'est_la_V> He better not if he ever wants to have kids... >_<
[10:35] * FireFly_9 chuckles
[10:36] <@Dr_Xadium> So everyone, if you'd like to join in, feel free to send in your submissions!!
[10:36] <C'est_la_V> And even though he's not a sub.senshi you can even abuse X-chan too ^_^ V
[10:36] <@Dr_Xadium> eh!?
[10:36] <C'est_la_V> ^_~
*** Disconnected


Well, I've started mine......... But I need some chatbox regulars to enroll.......

Possible Characters @ The Suburban Senshi Signal Corps. Boarding School:

Teachers & their classes:
Aino Minako : English, Battle
Dr. Xadium : History, Physics
Hino : History, Foods (cooking), Haiku, Battle
Professor Tomoe : Biology, Physics, Chemistry
Ten'ou Haruka : Gym, Track Coach, Battle
Kaioh Michiru : Music, Art (painting, drawing, photo), Swim Coach, Battle
Tomoe Hotaru : Literature, Pre-Algebra, Algebra, Geometry, Algebra 2, Pre-Calculus, Calculus, Battle
General Jedite : Battle, Hall Monitor, Janitor, Dark Magic
Meioh Setsuna : Foreign Languages, Battle
Tsukino "Spore" Chibiusa : BATTLE VICTIM
Helios "Horse-boy" : BATTLE VICTIM
Artemis : Substitute English teacher, Hall Monitor, OCCASIONAL BATTLE VICTIM

Students Enrolled (so far) and their classes:
Kou Kakyuu/Neith : Literature, English, Battle, Music, Algebra, History (Xadium), Foods, Spanish, Dark Magic, Chemistry
Raenef : Literature, English, Battle, Dark Magic, Algebra, History (Xadium), Foods, Chemistry

Kou Kakyuu [e-mail] • 10/05/04 03:26pm

I'll think about writing one, I have ideas... ^_^. Anyway, another interesting character. One with no inspiration or job, in my opinion (and I hope doesn't harm me for that). So far, I see the following:

Haruka - Popularity Aspiration - Sports Career Track
Michiru - Romance (?) Aspiration - No career track (buy the easel and have her paint)
Prof. TOmoe - Knowledge Aspiration - Science Career Track
Dr. Xadium - Knowledge Aspiration - Science Career Track - No aspiration - No careeer


As there are no pets (yet), you need to make Artemis Human

Possible ideas for other characters:

Helios - Popularity Aspiration - Career track unknown
Setsuna - Knowledge Aspiration - Medical career track (she wanted to be a nurse, recall) or no career
Hotaru - Knowledge Aspiration - No career chosen (she's a teen, I assume)
Jedite - Director / Executive Producer (Wants ratings, no career)
Minako - Popularity Aspiration - Unknown career track
Chibi-Usa - Romance Aspiration - Career Track unknown (child?)

Let's see if I get close...

TuxRainbow [e-mail] • 10/04/04 09:52am