Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #672: “It's Bad Violation! Furry Fryday AND Live action Suburban Senshi!! ”
#672: “It's Bad Violation! Furry Fryday AND Live action Suburban Senshi!! ”

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Topic is -= It's a Super Saiyajin-style Bargain sale! =-

[14:49] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- fires up the video projector
[14:49] <FireFly_9> Oh, Haruka-poppa, not this again...
[14:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whaaaat....



[14:51] <GERMATOID> OMG SOMEONE GRAFTED A *MAN'S* LIMBS AND HEAD ONTO THE TORSO OF A HELPLESS FOX!
[14:53] <// J_Daito //> It's like he's trying to surf the information superhighway... without a surfboard.
[14:54] <C'est_la_V> Ano... is that fox behind him in the picture above the computer supposed to be what he's trying to look like?
[14:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It looks embarassed for its entire species.
[14:55] <FireFly_9> Seeing that fellow in the picture I'm embarassed for *my* entire species.
[14:56] <C'est_la_V> He looks like a guy dressed up as a Brown Bear that's being viciously attacked by a giant white furry tribble...
[14:57] <GERMATOID> GO FOR THE JUGULAR, MR. TRIBBLE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[14:57] <C'est_la_V> Artemis...
[14:57] <=^catablanca^=> Yes, O ghost of Minako?
[14:57] <C'est_la_V> _;
[14:58] <C'est_la_V> There are humans who want to be like animals... they're called "Furs" like this guy...
[14:58] <FireFly_9> (pedantically) It's a contraction of the world "anthropomorphic" as a pun on the phoneme that sounds like "fur".
[14:58] <C'est_la_V> O...K...
[14:59] <C'est_la_V> Artemis, are there animals who want to be like people??
[14:59] <FireFly_9> We call them politicians.
[14:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heh
[14:59] <=^catablanca^=> Ghost of Mina: Why would we want to look like THAT guy?!
[15:00] <C'est_la_V> I'm NOT A GHOST!!
[15:00] <=^catablanca^=> Denial is always the first stage.
[15:00] <C'est_la_V> Baka.
[15:01] <// J_Daito //> He looks like a failed attempt at being a superhero... "BEHOLD! FOX MAN!"
[15:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude shut up, Manimal was the s[BLEEP]t!
[15:02] <// J_Daito //> ARE YOU A FUR TEN'OU?!
[15:02] <=^catablanca^=> I'm a fur.
[15:02] <// J_Daito //> No you're not, you're COVERED in Fur, there's a difference!
[15:03] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa watched this show!?
[15:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> IT. WAS. THE. s[BLEEP]t.
[15:06] <// J_Daito //> Enough. It's time for my thing now.
[15:06] * // J_Daito // turns off the projector.
[15:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Your thing?
[15:06] <// J_Daito //> As you may know, I recently had evil dealings with a daemonic entity from the dank pet of fetid hell known as Hollywood.
[15:07] <FireFly_9> Blast it, Jedite, don't you know that some forces should never be meddled with!?
[15:07] * // J_Daito // drops down a briefcase full of blood money
[15:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> O_O
[15:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> mother of f[BLEEP]k I've never seen that much money in my life
[15:08] * // J_Daito // turns on his small boombox and plays "Money Money Money"
[15:08] <FireFly_9> What kind of sick deal did you make to acquire this money!?
[15:08] <// J_Daito //> Aino... bring out your man.
[15:09] <C'est_la_V> X-chan??
[15:09] <// J_Daito //> It was his birthday yesterday... I wish to give him... a present. Yes, a *present.*
[15:09] <C'est_la_V> If you hurt him...
[15:10] <// J_Daito //> Any wounds will be purely psychologocal, I assure you.
[15:10] <C'est_la_V> OK ^_^
[15:10] * C'est_la_V goes to the TARDIS and hauls out X-chan
[15:10] <@Dr_Xadium> What's going on...
[15:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh yeah X I got a present for you too (whips out a box)
[15:11] <@Dr_Xadium> Why thank you, Haruka... (opens it)
[15:11] <@Dr_Xadium> _;
[15:11] <C'est_la_V> X-chan... is there something you haven't told me about yourself??
[15:11] * Dr_Xadium is holding up a sports bra.
[15:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You like?
[15:12] <@Dr_Xadium> WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH A SPORTS BRA?!
[15:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ahh, you can't use it... s[BLEEP]t. I guess I'll have to take it (snatches it back)
[15:13] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa, you know FULL WELL he would have no use for such a thing! You did the same thing to me on my birthday :P
[15:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Meh. Words.
[15:14] <// J_Daito //> ANYWAY, My present is much better. For too long we've laboured under your harsh yoke as you chronicled our exploits on the Internet Relay Chat.
[15:15] <@Dr_Xadium> What harsh yoke!?
[15:15] <// J_Daito //> You gave your woman my job as host of "Ask the Suburban Senshi." Now, revenge is mine!
[15:15] <@Dr_Xadium> What.
[15:16] <// J_Daito //> Yes... as I had threatened to do almost a year ago, I've finally made good on my threat to bring to the world a LIVE ACTION Suburban Senshi series!
[15:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh god not that "Suburban Sergeants" Bulls[BLEEP]t.
[15:17] <// J_Daito //> BAH! This is the REAL Deal, Ten'ou! I sold the rights to our lives to a bunch of Hollywood Executives, and the series starts to air next week!
[15:17] <@Dr_Xadium> What does this have to do with me.
[15:18] <// J_Daito //>

[15:19] <@Dr_Xadium> What.
[15:19] <C'est_la_V> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[15:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> OMFG LOL The doc looks like a DORK! But then again he IS A DORK! LMFAO
[15:20] * C'est_la_V rolls on the floor laughing
[15:20] <@Dr_Xadium> Mina... my honor... can you help defend it?
[15:20] <C'est_la_V> hahahahahah x-chan hahahahahah so geeky hahahahahahah LMAO hahahahahahah gomen but it's true hahahahahahaha
[15:21] <@Dr_Xadium> _; I love you too, dear. :P
[15:21] <// J_Daito //> You work for ME, Time Boy!
[15:21] <@Dr_Xadium> ...
[15:22] <// J_Daito //> You and Neko play the next door neighbors whose lives are made a living hell by the Suburban Sims! HAHAHAHAHAHAA
[15:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HAHAHAHA Jed I have to hand it to you this is some sick s[BLEEP]t! Finally, revengeance is OURS!
[15:22] <C'est_la_V> So where's my picture??
[15:23] <// J_Daito //> All in good time, Aino... all good launches need the proper pre-publicity!
[15:27] * Dr_Xadium growls
[15:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL Too bad Doc, doesn't it suck when the shoe's on the other foot! Happy f'n birthday!
[15:28] <// J_Daito //>

[15:28] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- chokes and goes silent as she sees the new pic
[15:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> W...T...F.
[15:29] <@Dr_Xadium> hah!
[15:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WHAT THE f[BLEEP]k IS THAT
[15:29] * FireFly_9 stifles a chuckle
[15:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Who the hell does her hair? Jean Fabio "DUNK HER HEAD IN ZE BUCKET OF WATER" Sassoon?!
[15:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And what's that idiot grin!?
[15:31] <FireFly_9> I see no difference from your usual idiotic grin, Haruka-poppa. Heh.
[15:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Not f[BLEEP]king funny, kid. NOT f[BLEEP]kING FUNNY.
[15:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I LOOK LIKE A MORON
[15:32] <// J_Daito //> Don't worry, it's only a prime-time sitcom on American TV. Who really watches those?
[15:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WHY YOU LITTLE---
[15:32] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- LUNGES for Jedite
[15:34] * // J_Daito // enfolds himself in his cape and vanishes in a haze of cool CGI
[15:35] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- passes through Jedite's previous location and crashes on the floor
[15:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> DAMN PGSM s[BLEEP]t!
[15:35] <@spiritflame> one live action ends
[15:35] <@spiritflame> another legend begins
[15:36] <@spiritflame> let complaints begin
[15:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> [PSGM Kunzite] GRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[15:36] <FireFly_9> Truly, that character's finest moment.
[15:37] <C'est_la_V> (finally stops laughing) Wait... if Haruka-san's actress looks so dumb... what about mine!?
[15:37] * Dr_Xadium prepares to laugh at Mina
[15:37] * C'est_la_V gives him THE LOOK OF DEATH
[15:38] * Dr_Xadium stays silent
[15:38] * // J_Daito // appears in a shimmering projection over the city
[15:38] <// J_Daito //> YOU SHALL SEE SOON ENOUGH
[15:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> MOTHERf[BLEEP]kER!
[15:39] <// J_Daito //> HINO REI SAID THE SAME THING THE FIRST TIME I DID THIS IN SEASON ONE OF THE ANIME
[15:39] * @spiritflame twitches
[15:39] <@spiritflame> hino rei must die
[15:39] <FireFly_9> I wonder if we're *all* in this show...
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XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I can't wait to see what Minako and Hotaru will look like. Or Chibi-usa? What about the prof? Hell I can't wait to see them all!

(pokemon theme starts in) Gotta see 'em all!

Moonstar [e-mail] • 10/03/04 11:43am

*is laughing so hard she's crying* No offense, Haruka, Xadium, Michi, but this is just too funny!

Kakyuu [e-mail] • 10/02/04 09:40pm

So far, so good, Jed-ster. I can't wait to see the others.
If you need help, just ring. (I'll have Sims 2 today.)

TuxRainbow [e-mail] • 10/02/04 09:16am

The "thing" looks more like a reindeer. SIM characters look cool. Wish I had the game

Ocearen • 10/01/04 08:52pm

The so called "fox" looks more like a reindeer.

Seir • 10/01/04 08:50pm

LMAO, brilliant!

Haak [e-mail] • 10/01/04 05:41pm

I want to see the rest of the characters! ^_^

starcat [e-mail] • 10/01/04 03:47pm

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! TO FUNNY!

I seriously can wait to see the rest of the characters ^_^

Shaldra Darkness [e-mail] • 10/01/04 02:52pm



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