Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #670: “ A Devil's Deal! Jedite's New Plot!! ”
#670: “A Devil's Deal! Jedite's New Plot!! ”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
Topic is -= It's Deja Vu all over again =-

[09:02] * // J_Daito // sits in the dank bottom of his subbasement in the center of a bloodied pentagram
[09:02] * // J_Daito // chants the chants of ancient evil, calling upon the names of the unnamable ones
[09:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (upstairs) WILL YOU KEEP DOWN THE NOISE, DUMBASS
[09:03] * // J_Daito // twitches
[09:03] * // J_Daito // continues the unholy summons
[09:03] * A twisted, shapeless mass begins to appear in the air before Jedite
[09:04] <// J_Daito //> (mutters) Yes, just a little more...
[09:04] * // J_Daito // burns the PGSM Live Action Event DVD as a further appeasement Sacrifice
[09:04] * The Twisted Form takes on Physical shape!
[09:05] * A Television Network Executive is Here.
[09:05] <// J_Daito //> At last!
[09:05] < Television Network Executive> Jedite... you failed me once before...
[09:06] <// J_Daito //> I know that certain promises... were made, that were never fulfilled... but this time it will be different, I swear!
[09:06] <Television Network Executive> We remember Jedite, even if the Internet Wayback Machine doesn't... we Remember your promise to give us a blockbuster live action Suburban Senshi show....
[09:07] <// J_Daito //> Back then the Technology was too primitive, and my will too weak... but now, now my man, I have LEVELED
[09:07] <Television Network Executive> ...
[09:08] <Television Network Executive> Do not cross us. We bring you Reality TV. It would be a small matter to place you on a barren island filled with nubile women.
[09:08] <// J_Daito //> What's wrong with that?
[09:08] <Television Network Executive> Nubile... CANNIBAL women.
[09:08] <// J_Daito //> And again the problem is...
[09:08] <Television Network Executive> Who only eat MEN.
[09:08] <// J_Daito //> Do they mate before they kill?
[09:08] <Television Network Executive> No.
[09:09] <// J_Daito //> Blast!
[09:10] <Television Network Executive> Will you deliver this time, Jedite, or will we have to stage the "SECRETS OF THE DARK KINGDOM! BERYL'S SPECIAL SURPRISE REVIVIFICATION!"
[09:10] <// J_Daito //> This time I will give you the goods, O Most foul and Heinous one.
[09:11] <Television Network Executive> Excellent. Now I must go to cancel all repeats of Futurama, Family Guy, Farscape and Firefly.
[09:11] <// J_Daito //> Your evil sickens even MY foul black heart
[09:11] * A Television Network Executive disappears
[09:12] * A suitcase full of blood money appears in the pentagram
[09:12] * // J_Daito // collects a suitcase full of blood money
[09:12] * // J_Daito // smiles darkly
[09:12] * // J_Daito // gets up
[09:13] * // J_Daito // enfolds himself in his cape and vanishes in a haze of cool CGI
[09:13] <FireFly_9> (Upstairs) Oh! What is this pain in my mind?!
[09:14] <Mdm_Maestro> (Upstairs) The magic mirror... it shows me...
[09:14] <Mdm_Maestro> A PIMPLE?! AT MY AGE?!
[09:14] * Mdm_Maestro 's unholy scream echoes throughout Tokyo
*** Disconnected



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