Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #670: “ A Devil's Deal! Jedite's New Plot!! ”
#670: “A Devil's Deal! Jedite's New Plot!! ”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
Topic is -= It's Deja Vu all over again =-

[09:02] * // J_Daito // sits in the dank bottom of his subbasement in the center of a bloodied pentagram
[09:02] * // J_Daito // chants the chants of ancient evil, calling upon the names of the unnamable ones
[09:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (upstairs) WILL YOU KEEP DOWN THE NOISE, DUMBASS
[09:03] * // J_Daito // twitches
[09:03] * // J_Daito // continues the unholy summons
[09:03] * A twisted, shapeless mass begins to appear in the air before Jedite
[09:04] <// J_Daito //> (mutters) Yes, just a little more...
[09:04] * // J_Daito // burns the PGSM Live Action Event DVD as a further appeasement Sacrifice
[09:04] * The Twisted Form takes on Physical shape!
[09:05] * A Television Network Executive is Here.
[09:05] <// J_Daito //> At last!
[09:05] < Television Network Executive> Jedite... you failed me once before...
[09:06] <// J_Daito //> I know that certain promises... were made, that were never fulfilled... but this time it will be different, I swear!
[09:06] <Television Network Executive> We remember Jedite, even if the Internet Wayback Machine doesn't... we Remember your promise to give us a blockbuster live action Suburban Senshi show....
[09:07] <// J_Daito //> Back then the Technology was too primitive, and my will too weak... but now, now my man, I have LEVELED
[09:07] <Television Network Executive> ...
[09:08] <Television Network Executive> Do not cross us. We bring you Reality TV. It would be a small matter to place you on a barren island filled with nubile women.
[09:08] <// J_Daito //> What's wrong with that?
[09:08] <Television Network Executive> Nubile... CANNIBAL women.
[09:08] <// J_Daito //> And again the problem is...
[09:08] <Television Network Executive> Who only eat MEN.
[09:08] <// J_Daito //> Do they mate before they kill?
[09:08] <Television Network Executive> No.
[09:09] <// J_Daito //> Blast!
[09:10] <Television Network Executive> Will you deliver this time, Jedite, or will we have to stage the "SECRETS OF THE DARK KINGDOM! BERYL'S SPECIAL SURPRISE REVIVIFICATION!"
[09:10] <// J_Daito //> This time I will give you the goods, O Most foul and Heinous one.
[09:11] <Television Network Executive> Excellent. Now I must go to cancel all repeats of Futurama, Family Guy, Farscape and Firefly.
[09:11] <// J_Daito //> Your evil sickens even MY foul black heart
[09:11] * A Television Network Executive disappears
[09:12] * A suitcase full of blood money appears in the pentagram
[09:12] * // J_Daito // collects a suitcase full of blood money
[09:12] * // J_Daito // smiles darkly
[09:12] * // J_Daito // gets up
[09:13] * // J_Daito // enfolds himself in his cape and vanishes in a haze of cool CGI
[09:13] <FireFly_9> (Upstairs) Oh! What is this pain in my mind?!
[09:14] <Mdm_Maestro> (Upstairs) The magic mirror... it shows me...
[09:14] <Mdm_Maestro> A PIMPLE?! AT MY AGE?!
[09:14] * Mdm_Maestro 's unholy scream echoes throughout Tokyo
*** Disconnected


Thanks, and no, it's after they got back, remember that Catman was from the future. The inners haven't shown up yet because they aren't integral to the plot of Sub. Senshi, but they may cameo every now and then.

Dr. X • 09/29/04 09:29pm


Moonstar [e-mail] • 09/29/04 07:11pm

Glad you made it through the storms. I take it this continuity is before Jedite et al. climb into the time capsule?

Bogey • 09/29/04 06:28pm