Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #657: “ Super Angst Attack! The Fourteenth Angel: Selfpitiel!! ”
#657: “Super Angst Attack! The Fourteenth Angel: Selfpitiel!!”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Oh the Humanity... =-'
[10:38] * A. Sohryu Langley GLARES at Jedite, using her arms to cover her [clothed] chest
[10:38] <// J_Daito //> The Jedite is not interested in the Asuka.
[10:38] <A. Sohryu Langley> Stupid man! You're all the same! Kimochi Warui!
[10:38] <CÚst_la_V> "I feel sick??"
[10:39] <CÚst_la_V> Do you need some medicine??
[10:40] <A. Sohryu Langley> Shut up, sl[BLEEP]t!! Everybody likes you because you've got a nice figure and smile a lot and pretend to put up with their bulls[BLEEP]t but you're just a f[BLEEP]king poser!! At least I'm HONEST about by f[BLEEP]king feelings!!
[10:40] <CÚst_la_V> What did you call me?!
[10:41] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- walks over to Jed and whispers "Yo, I bet you 50 bucks your ass is gonna run away from this hopped up angstgrrl...heh"
[10:41] <// J_Daito //> (Whispers) The Jedite will take you up on your offer, Ten'ou.
[10:41] <// J_Daito //> (normal) Aino! Do not slay the Jedite's foe!
[10:43] <A. Sohryu Langley> Everybody hates me! My mother hung herself, my father ran out on us, my stepmother called me too stuck up, I'm TOTALLY WORTHLESS!! (hears Jedite) You RAT f[BLEEP]kER! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!
[10:43] * CÚst_la_V GLARES at Asuka
[10:44] <A. Sohryu Langley> What you looking at, b[BLEEP]ch! I'm flat-chested and unattratctive, Kaji won't grope me and that idiot Shinji just runs away from me!!
[10:45] <// J_Daito //> (trying to appease her) The Jedite will... grope you... if that is your desire...
[10:46] <A. Sohryu Langley> SCREW YOU ASS! EVERYBODY WANTS THE SAME THING, TO TOUCH ME! WELL f[BLEEP]k THAT! YOU TOUCH ME I'LL CUT MYSELF!!! Oh... Kimochi Warui... Kimochi WARUI!!!
[10:46] <FireFly_9> From 0 to contradiction in .005 seconds...
[10:47] <A. Sohryu Langley> SHUT UP, NERD! I GRADUATED FROM UNIVERSITY WHEN I WAS f[BLEEP]kING 14 OK?! WHERE THE f[BLEEP]k WERE YOU?!
[10:47] <FireFly_9> By that point I had been invaded by an alien lifeform, killed and brought back to life, whence I used my formidable powers to fight for good.
[10:48] <A. Sohryu Langley> Hah! In your little "Street ho" Miniskirt! At least *I* Got to ride around in a kickass mecha! And then the Angel MIND f[BLEEP]kED me and showed me how WORTHLESS I was! f[BLEEP]king WORTHLESS!
[10:49] <FireFly_9> I've no time for this balderdash. (gets up and leaves)
[10:50] <A. Sohryu Langley> That's right, run you scrawny-ass b[BLEEP]ch! I'm WAY FINER than you! Why won't Kaji make me his woman!? Am I that ugly!!
[10:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Maybe because you'd f[BLEEP]king land him in JAIL?!
[10:51] <A. Sohryu Langley> I have no future... the EVA rejects me.... I just want to die... what am I without the EVA (curls up into a ball on the floor)
[10:52] <// J_Daito //> But Asuka said she was a genius, graduating from University. She has "mad piloting skillz" as well... GAINAX makes much money off your barely post-pubescent image...
[10:53] <A. Sohryu Langley> f[BLEEP]k you, it's all a lie, I went to university to get away from my f[BLEEP]king stepmom who hated me because I talked back to her and my damn dad who was a womanizing lech who left my wonderful mama all alone
[10:53] * // J_Daito // shimmers solid for an instant, trying to hold his ground
[10:54] <// J_Daito //> I... The Jedite.... believes you need to stop living in the past...
[10:54] * A. Sohryu Langley is curled up in the fetal position, moaning "kimmochi warui"
[10:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> She's gone.
[10:55] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshsh bitcass mynd brok
[10:55] <CÚst_la_V> Hmm... I dunno... she's such a poor girl, I wish we could help her...
[10:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It's a trick man, get an axe.
[10:56] <// J_Daito //> The Jedite... will... defeat... her.
[10:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well she's like zoned out now.... so anyway, I hear PGSM's gonna be pre-empted for one week so the series might end at 49 episodes.
[10:57] <CÚst_la_V> That would stink!! Talk about brushing to conclusions!!
[10:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "rushing"
[10:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah well they didn't have the BALLS to get up to MY kickass intro...
[10:58] <A. Sohryu Langley> When I was little my mama would hug the little doll and just call me "the girl over there"...
[10:59] <CÚst_la_V> Heh, live-action Uranus would have been something, heh
[10:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Would Neko-chan still have had the hots for her in the live action, heh
[10:59] <CÚst_la_V> Get over yourself LOL
[11:00] <A. Sohryu Langley> Mama would hug the doll and cuddle it and talk to it like it was me...
[11:01] <CÚst_la_V> "Live Action" Minako is an idiot, she can't run right, only a few of her songs don't suck and she is stubborn as a moat!!
[11:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "Goat"... but I notice she wears shirts that read "Freaky Girl" on them... heh... wanna tell us anything, Neko? ^_~
[11:02] <A. Sohryu Langley> No man will love me because I'm too outspoken and threaten their masculinity, I should just lie naked in a bathtub and die....
[11:02] <CÚst_la_V> Haruka-san: That's not something for *you* to know ^_~
[11:02] <// J_Daito //> The Aino will blind me with her innuendo.
[11:03] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshsh fak u al im d originel frakey garl hear!1111
[11:03] <// J_Daito //> This the Jedite cannot deny.
[11:04] <A. Sohryu Langley> AND THEM ONE DAY MAMA HUNG HERSELF AND RIPPED THE HEAD OFF THE f[BLEEP]kING DOLL BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T WANT ME ANYMORE
[11:04] * // J_Daito // grabs his stomach and soldifies for a second or two
[11:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hehehe Jed, whassamatter, feeling the pain? The "b[BLEEP]ch b[BLEEP]ch whine whine moan moan whisper whisper" treatment too much for ya? Remember dude, you musn't run away, or I get my 50 bucks LOL
[11:06] * A. Sohryu Langley spins around and GLARES at Haruka
[11:06] <A. Sohryu Langley> What the f[BLEEP]k did you just say?!
[11:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "b[BLEEP]ch b[BLEEP]ch whine whine moan moan whisper whisper"?
[11:06] <A. Sohryu Langley> After that, crossdressing f[BLEEP]k!
[11:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "Mustn't Run away..."?
[11:08] <A. Sohryu Langley> (mutters to herself) "Musn't run away.... Nigete dame da... nigete dame da..." AHA! (freaks and points at Haruka) You sound like that wimpy-boy Shinji!!
[11:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WHAT?!
[11:09] * A. Sohryu Langley scrambles over to Haruka, seeing only Shinji in her eyes
[11:10] <A. Sohryu Langley> You a[BLEEP]le! You wanted to kiss me in my sleep you pervert! WHY WON'T YOU LOOK AT ME?! I know you want me, all men want me, why would anyone touch me?!
[11:10] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> (mutterz) bcuz yur a facking plage....???/
[11:10] <// J_Daito //> The Jedite notes the Asuka has said all this before... several times....
[11:11] <A. Sohryu Langley> WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME YOU JERK?! (grabs Haruka by the lapels)
[11:11] * // J_Daito // starts to phase solid even more
[11:11] <// J_Daito //> Your... opponent.... is .... here.... Asuka...
[11:11] * A. Sohryu Langley is rabidly fixated on Haruka, ripping open her shirt
[11:12] <A. Sohryu Langley> I'm ALL WOMAN, SEE?!
[11:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Y'know, when I watched Kodocha, Kurata Sana bought herself a trainer just like that...
[11:12] * A. Sohryu Langley b[BLEEP]chSLAPS Haruka Shinji
[11:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ARRGH!
[11:13] <A. Sohryu Langley> You ba[BLEEP]rd, You'll NEVER GET THIS! RAHHH!!

[11:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> OOF!!*
[11:14] * Yes she's not "equipped" down there but it must hurt a bit anyway... thanks to Jack Flagg for the pic
[11:15] <CÚst_la_V> This is... too much...
[11:15] <A. Sohryu Langley> All my life, people use me, first to pilot robots, then as objects of their sick desire....
[11:15] * // J_Daito // is on his knees spitting up ichor, fading in and out of solidity.
[11:16] <A. Sohryu Langley> STRANGLED
[11:16] <CÚst_la_V> Huh?
[11:16] <A. Sohryu Langley> HATRED
[11:16] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> who da fick iz si tlaking 2?
[11:17] <A. Sohryu Langley> MENSTRUATION
[11:17] <// J_Daito //> I... don't think... it really... matters... to her... who she talks to... (coughs up ichor)
[11:17] <A. Sohryu Langley> SHAME
[11:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> s[BLEEP]t, she's doing that trippy flashback bulls[BLEEP]t from the Eva hand-drawn filler animation!
[11:18] <A. Sohryu Langley> DOUBLE SUICIDE
[11:19] <CÚst_la_V> You mean where they ran out of money / ideas so they just started scrawling kanji on the cells and calling it "art?"
[11:19] <A. Sohryu Langley> INVADER
[11:19] * // J_Daito // is hacking up TONS of Ichor, going more and more solid
[11:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well GAINAX are like the original posers... make s[BLEEP]t so incomprehensible people can't help but talk about it for ages not because it's some testament to badass writing but because it f[BLEEP]king makes no sense and they want to desperately figure it out in the hopes they didn't waste hours of their lives on nothing more than slapped together psychological bulls[BLEEP]t
[11:21] <A. Sohryu Langley> COMFORTABLE
[11:21] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hoe log iz si gona scram ot wurd lik dat??/
[11:21] <A. Sohryu Langley> PAIN
[11:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Now she sounds like the "Horta" from Star Trek...
[11:22] <A. Sohryu Langley> STEPMOTHER
[11:22] <FireFly_9> (returning) No, that was Spock, mind-melded with the Horta.
[11:22] <A. Sohryu Langley> INSANITY
[11:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well he was Speaking FOR the Horta though...
[11:23] <A. Sohryu Langley> NO
[11:23] <FireFly_9> Point.
[11:23] <A. Sohryu Langley> DEATH
[11:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Egad!
[11:23] <A. Sohryu Langley> Kimochi warui... Kimochi warui... Kimochi warui... Kimochi warui... Kimochi warui...
[11:24] * // J_Daito // is on the ground spasming
[11:25] <A. Sohryu Langley> Kimochi warui... Kimochi warui... Kimochi warui... Kimochi warui... No man wants me.... Kimochi warui... my mother loved a dolly instead of me... Kimochi warui... my papa ran out for another woman... Kimochi warui... mama hung herself and ripped up the doll Kimochi warui... stepmama thought I was too strong.... Kimochi warui... Kaji won't make me his woman... Kimochi warui... Shinji's a wuss who wouldn't know what to do with me if he had me... Kimochi warui... why won't he LOOK at me... Kimochi warui... Eva rejects me.... Kimochi warui... life sucks... Kimochi warui...
[11:26] <// J_Daito //> RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH!!!!
[11:27] * // J_Daito // clutches his head and rolls around on the ground, almost totally solid now, in a puddle of his own ichor
[11:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'll give the ba[BLEEP]rd credit, he ain't runnin'.
[11:27] <CÚst_la_V> I don't think he can....
[11:29] <A. Sohryu Langley> (b[BLEEP]ch b[BLEEP]ch b[BLEEP]ch whine whine moan moan whisper whisper)
[11:29] * // J_Daito // SCREAMS like a girly man and passes out, totally solid
[11:29] <CÚst_la_V> Whoah.
[11:30] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- grabs a mic
[11:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Folks, we have a Winnah!!
[11:31] <A. Sohryu Langley> I'm not a winner, I f[BLEEP]king suck, no one wants me I'm just a stupid b[BLEEP]ch whom EVA rejects
[11:31] <CÚst_la_V> She's... still here...
[11:31] <@spiritflame> ...
[11:32] *** @spiritflame has kicked A. Sohryu Langley from #suburbansenshi (REASON: shut up you attention wh[BLEEP]e)
[11:32] * @spiritflame sets mode +b on A. Sohryu Langley
[11:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Thank god that's over with....
[11:33] *** Pen-Pen [hotsprings.tokyo-3.nerv.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[11:33] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Pen-Pen
[11:34] <Pen-Pen> Have any of you seen Asuka? She was around here earlier today
[11:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh f[BLEEP]k no...
[11:34] <Pen-Pen> I just wanted to tell her that her ex-boyfriend Kaji who only wants to seduce her and give her bad experiences which she will retell for centuries is back from the LCL pool and wants to go out with her
[11:35] <// J_Daito //> Get me a FORK. It's DINNER TIME for Jedite!
[11:35] <Pen-Pen> ...s[BLEEP]t
[11:35] * The ASPCA forbids us from posting the rest of this log.
*** Disconnected





 






whisper, whisper. ::smacks watermelon::

• 08/30/04 08:28pm

Okay then... Funny.
Heh. Jedite screamed like a girly man.

Sheikm [e-mail] • 08/30/04 04:05pm

LMAO!

Kakyuu [e-mail] • 08/29/04 03:27pm

Product placement strikes again.

Freaky Babe • 08/28/04 05:15pm

Okay, that way way to much!! I couldn't stop laughing!! Simply great. I agree with what Moonstar said, In two years, you haven't lost your touch.

I wonder how Shinji remembers that pic...

Shaldra Darkness [e-mail] • 08/28/04 07:15am

**dying with laughter**

**wipes away the tears** So. . .damn funny! IN two years, you haven't lost your touch!

Gee sounds like two of our resident Non-Subsen

Moonstar • 08/27/04 04:31pm



Hit!Graph