[10:26] *** H3LLi05 [firstname.lastname@example.org] has joined #suburbansenshi
> Yo Yo YO my homiez watz been goin ON since yo boy da horse wit da force has been GONE?
[10:27] * FireFly_9 looks at Elios dimly
> Almost too much to mention
[10:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> rei.bot has been slaxxoring with the logs lately :P
[10:28] * @spiritflame GLARES at Haruka
[10:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> What? It's true, you know how much s[BLEEP]
t you missed?
> Yo yo just let me know!
[10:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> Arrgh, recaps are a b[BLEEP]
> All right, lets see here.... well, in an attempt to defeat a ludicrously strong visitor to the channel, Jedite traveled past the Edge of Beyond and gained almost total power, becoming semtitranslucent in the process and speaking in the third person.
[10:31] * // J_Daito // shimmers translucently
[10:31] * H3LLi05 pokes mr. clear an passes his damn hand rite thru him
[10:31] <// J_Daito //
> The Jedite does not like being passed through. Respect the Jedite's space.
> Hah you're a pany ass b[BLEEP]
ch now, b[BLEEP]
[10:32] * // J_Daito // GRABS Elios and starts CRUSHING his windpipe
> WTF?! (choke) You're mister hollow!!
[10:33] <// J_Daito //
> You cannot touch the Jedite, but the Jedite can touch you.
> Yo only my women touch me if you know what I mean yo
[10:33] * // J_Daito // uses a Force throw to hurl Elios through a wall
> WTF that's a sith move?!
[10:34] <// J_Daito //
> To beat his enemy the Jedite mastered every science fiction and comic book power.
> That's too strong yo, that's just wrong.
> And in an ironic turn of events, the enemy Jedite wanted to fight made up with him as soon as he showed up, so the powerup was totally pointless.
[10:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> And now Jed can't power down because the only way to do so would be to be beaten by someone stronger than him, but because he's the NO-SELL KING that's not likely to happen
> I also "snapped" at one point, giving into Haruka-poppa's desires and becoming her ideal child, which led to me overthrowing her in a sad parody of Greek godly succession myth.
[10:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> And now 'Taru is "supposed" to be schooling me, yah right.
[10:39] * FireFly_9 looks at Haruka-poppa
[10:40] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is wearing a larger, itchier version of Hotaru's outfit.
> Heh I was wondering wat wuz up wit da cosplay s[BLEEP]
> It isn't "cosplay", Haruka-poppa will be remade in my image. And she must be punished for her recent transgression.
[10:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> What transgression, "Daddy"? :P
[10:45] * FireFly_9 points to the smashed together house
> I was wonderin' wat was up wit da "Dis Old Hizzouse" crap
[10:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> Not my fault "Daddy" forgot to get back her deed when she took over my slot as Alpha b[BLEEP]
> What did you call me?
[10:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> Hotaru, let's face it, you've got a darker evil streak in you than I can even touch, and this s[BLEEP]
t is just bringing it out. Forget Mistress 9, the Goth no Senshi is here to reign terror on the world!
> Hotaru-chan, don't be fooled, she's mind-chucking you!!
> I am *not* correcting that, Minako-sempai. By the way, it seems you now have the deed to the house, which should be mine as I pay the mortgage?
> That's because I f[BLEEP]
kerpunched Haruka-san and took it in revenge for her smashing up my Karaoke machine...
[10:49] * everyone facefaults
> ¬_¬; "sucker" punched.
> ^_^''> oops... hehehe
> Not to say the malaprop isn't inaccurate as far as Haruka-poppa goes
[10:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> What. (Gets up)
[10:55] * FireFly_9 casually swings the tip of the Silence Glaive to point at Haruka-poppa's nose. "I did, however, not forget to get *this* back from you."
[10:56] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- grumbles and sits back down
> So besides da home improvement
t, what else?
> Heh, the deranged priest Alexander Anderson showed up hunting Papa.
t! My homie!!
> BUT I BEAT HIM!! HE DIDN'T KNOW THAT UNDER THIS MILD-MANNERED EXTERIOR I'M A THE BADASS ALIEN-HUMAN HYBRID GERMATOID* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
[10:59] * *Read your manga, children. Tomoe is a Superhuman, the first of the new breed he sought to create
> Also, the arrival by someone claiming to be "Luna" in the form of a small girl sent poor Artemis over the edge mentally...again.
> What's up with the catman?
> Artemis has problems.... first he finds out that Luna became an underage plushie, then the engagement was a shock, then Diana turns up and has become a Juvenile Delinquent, and he's being harassed by old flames from the Silver Millennium who want his love even though he's a loyal husband*...
[11:03] * * Sorry, but chatbox continuity really is leaking into Sub.Senshi continuity, just kind of roll with it... this is a weak attempt at reunification...
> He was on the verge of tears when he left.... he went away for weeks, then when he came back, he seemed all happy, and I was glad...
> I senses a "but" here, an' i don't mean the fine a[BLEEP]
ses on you fine ladies heah, yo!
[11:05] * All the women in the room groan.
> ¬_¬; ...but the problem was I found out *why* he seemed so happy...
[11:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> Yeah he was hopped up on Prozac-filled Chocopeanuts...
> (sigh) I mean Artemis can eat 99.9999% of what humans eat, but he had a little *too* much of the Prozac peanuts...
[11:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> He ran out into the street and Neko followed him, they ended up facing off on top of a speeding semi....
[11:14] * @spiritflame finds the log and plays it back
> ♦ [14:46] * =^catablanca^= is high on Prozac
> ♦ [14:50] <=^catablanca^=> =^@.@^= Mina when did you dye your hair purple?
> ♦ [14:50] <Cést_la_V> I didn't.
> ♦ [14:51] <=^catablanca^=> =^@.@^= You look funny....
> ♦ [14:51] * =^catablanca^= shrieks at some unknown sight
> ♦ [14:51] <=^catablanca^=> =^@.@^= She'scrawling with BUGS! Billions of Red PArasitic bBugs!!
> ♦ [14:53] * =^catablanca^= LEAPS off Mina and into the sink
> ♦ [14:54] * =^catablanca^= is scrambling to find purchase in the sink
> ♦ [14:54] * Cést_la_V goes to feed Artemis the antidote
> ♦ [14:55] <=^catablanca^=> =^@.@^= NO! Stay away from me, Sailor P[[BLEEP]]as!!
> ♦ [14:55] <Cést_la_V> What did you call me!?
> ♦ [14:55] <=^catablanca^=> =^@.@^= Sorry, talked like Kitagawa there for a sec...
> ♦ [14:56] * =^catablanca^= leaps out the window and runs away
> ♦ [14:56] <Cést_la_V> Moh!!! (transforms and runs out the door trying to catch him)
> ♦ [14:58] * =^catablanca^= is off in the middle of Tokyo high on Choco-Prozac
> ♦ [15:01] * Cést_la_V is chasing after Artemis, jumping over cars and trucks
> ♦ [15:02] * Cést_la_V is pulling matrix reloaded moves on the freeway as she goes after Artemis.
> ♦ [15:05] * Cést_la_V and Artemis have a dramatic standoff atop a speeding semi
> ♦ [15:06] * =^catablanca^= unleashes a Katana.
> ♦ [15:07] <Cést_la_V> (on the truck) Where did you get that from!? ¬_¬; Nevermind.
> ♦ [15:07] <=^catablanca^=> =^@.@^= You won't take me back!! My midn is Free!!
> ♦ [15:08] * =^catablanca^= LEAPS forward and SLASHES at Venus, cutting her front bow
> ♦ [15:09] * Cést_la_V pulls out the Love-Me-Chain
> ♦ [15:09] * =^catablanca^= thrusts with his sword!
> ♦ [15:09] * Cést_la_V enfolds the blade with her chain and wrests the sword away!!
> ♦ [15:10] * Cést_la_V flings the sword into oncoming traffic... oops... ^_^;;;>
> ♦ [15:11] <Cést_la_V> Artemis, just take the blue pill [Antidote] ... it will help you...
> ♦ [15:12] <=^catablanca^=> =^@.@^= What do I need Viagra for?!
> ♦ [15:12] <Cést_la_V> It's not viagra, it's an antidote!!
> ♦ [15:12] <=^catablanca^=> =^@.@^= Antidote? For what?! I'm just fine purple blobby person who sounds like Mina!!
> ♦ [15:13] <Cést_la_V> Uh-huh
> ♦ [15:13] <Cést_la_V> Oh! Look! Luna!
> ♦ [15:13] * =^catablanca^= looks to one side, slackjawed
> ♦ [15:13] * Cést_la_V flicks the pill in his mouth
> ♦ [15:15] * =^catablanca^= chokes on the pill
> ♦ [15:16] <Cést_la_V> Oh give me a--- (is brained by an overpass sign)
> Yeah well now he's in rehab with the other cats...
> Poor Artemis...
> That's one f[BLEEP]
ked up feline, yo...
[11:46] * Cést_la_V nods
> Then there's the small matter of Chibiusa now having access to not one, but *two* Maboroshi no Ginzuishou...
> The hell did that happen!?
> The interloping Luna seemed to have one (given that the girl in PGSM wields a stick similar to Moon's) and Chibiusa... well... as Haruka-poppa would put it--
[11:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> Kicked her ass and took her crystal.
> So basically I leave town for a while and things go to s[BLEEP]
[11:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> Oh we forgot to mention that rei.bot started showing off her badass powers...
> Her wat
[11:52] * @spiritflame drops off her arms to reveal two vulcan cannons.
[11:52] * @spiritflame melts like T1000 and slithers behind Elios, reforming
[11:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> She got some upgrades from the Doc and the Prof, like self-regenerating technology and crap.
> Not to mention her hilariously profrane "leet" mode.
> T|-|@'2 |_33t, 81T(|-|
[11:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> "That's l33t, b[BLEEP]
[11:59] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is fluent in gamer-l33t! w00t!
[12:00] * @spiritflame recalls her arms
> That's pretty much the status quo as it exists today. Oh, and Minako-sempai and Haruka-poppa are having intermittent clashes over who has control over the unified house.
> yo bich u fargat diz!! (wips ot a seel batoin)
> Why does my Suga Baby have a steel baton?
> /mi gatz paed 200 backs 2 B sekuriti at da waddiang shshshshshshhs
[12:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> She's a rent-a-spore now.
> HARACKRA dnt mak mi sove dis stack pu ur az bcuz i wal i gats da authoritah!!!1111
[12:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> You don't got the ba[BLEEP]
> dats rite suga baybee, Abner Louima her a[BLEEP]
> dint tal mi wat 2 dew womenizing batsard!!11 (beets da SIT ot of elioz wit har seel batin and soves it pu his az)
> AWW CRAP THAT ROAD'S ONE WAY ONLY, AN EXIT RAMP! DAMN!!
[12:27] * H3LLi05 runs off
> hay bich gamme back dat sick!!! (ranz aftar ham)
> I do hope she remembers to sterlilize that stick when she finally retrieves it.
[12:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> Somehow I don't think Sanitation is #1 on that kid's list of priorties, 'Taru-chan....err, "Daddy".
[12:30] * FireFly_9 smirks
> Hotaru-chan, how long will you be doing this to Haruka-san??
> Until her alcoholic, bombastic, profane mannerisms have been eliminated.
> If her private image can match up to her public perception, I will be satisfied.
[12:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> Man public me is a boring-ass cliche used to woo the Yuri demographic
[12:32] * Cést_la_V sweatdrops
[12:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> What, it's true!
[12:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> haul in a stranger.
[12:33] * @spiritflame pulls in a stranger off the street.
[12:33] <Mike Nelson
> Uhh.. hi there, strange Japanese people.
[12:34] * FireFly_9 nearly faints
[12:34] * The scene turns to watercolor
[12:35] * Sakura petals float in the air
[12:35] * Haruka suddenly looks like the PERFECT Bishounen
[12:35] <Mike Nelson
> Whoa, what a pretty man...
[12:36] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- smiles
[12:37] <Mike Nelson
> I... I mean... I like women of the female persuasion, but you're better looking than Servo in a checkered dress and headscarf...
[12:37] * The woo-woo-woo music plays
[12:38] <Tenjou Utena
> (outside) OMG! It's Ten'ou Haruka! I could just die!!
[12:39] <Himemya Anthy
> (outside) Oh Utena-sama! I can't stop STARING at her!
[12:40] <Mike Nelson
> You're a chick...I mean, woman? (turns into Captain Kirk) "Come here...MY...sweet!!" (Kisses Haruka)
[12:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> mmfmmfmf!! ("My bread ain't sliced that way!")
[12:41] <Tenjou Utena
> (outside) Oh, she's with *guys* now? How boring! She sucks!!
[12:42] <Himemya Anthy
> (outside) Yeah, this sucks! Let's go ogle Ritsuko Akagi!
[12:46] * Himemya Anthy and Utena leave arm-in-arm to the tune of 'Rinbu Revolution'
[12:48] * Mike Nelson lets go of Haruka
[12:48] <Mike Nelson
> Some memories... will last forever. (leaves)
[12:49] * The Perfection field snaps off and Haruka returns to her disheveled morning state, beer-breath and all.
[12:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> Oh god it was man-tounge, someone lobotomize me.
[12:50] * FireFly_9 is SORELY tempted.
[12:51] * Cést_la_V giggles
[12:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> Shut up Neko what if rei.bot there pulled a manga misinterpretation and decided she wanted to give you a "full court press?"
[12:53] * @spiritflame stalks over to Haruka, her blue-grey eyes flashing brighter than usual. She DECKS Haruka with a 50 hit combo, sending her through the wall.
[12:53] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is slammed into a tree, spitting up blood HK cinema style.
[12:55] * // J_Daito // notes with some ire that Ten'ou was punched straight through him.
[12:55] <// J_Daito //
> The Jedite does not like it when others pass through him.
> This third person speak tends to grate, Jedite.
[12:56] <// J_Daito //
> The Jedite has transcended even the rules of Grammar.
[12:57] * FireFly_9 facepalms
> Thanks for the punch, rei.bot-san.
[12:57] * @spiritflame bows
[12:59] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- rushes back in, transformed, and does a flying tackle on rei.bot's upper body!
[12:59] * @spiritflame rotates at the waist 550 degrees and HURLS Uranus out the front window!
[13:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> (distantly) Daaaaaaaaaamnit!!!!!!!
[13:02] <// J_Daito //
> Perhaps battling the rei.bot would allow the Jedite to power down...
[13:03] * @spiritflame c[BLEEP]ks her head to one side, then thrusts her arms forward, sending thousands of spiritually-charged _ofuda_ at Jedite
[13:03] * The _ofuda_ pass through Jedite, crackling with blue lightning as they attempt to nullify his supremely evil aura. They emerge out the other side, charred and black.
[13:04] * @spiritflame has infinite energy courtesy of Dr. Gero and decides to use it.
[13:04] * // J_Daito // points out The Jedite has infinite energy as well.
> a stalemate this would become
[13:05] <// J_Daito //
> No, more than likely The Jedite would be able to kill his incredibly hot ex-girlfriend.
[13:06] * @spiritflame nods
> Jedite-sama is *my* boyfriend!
[13:08] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 pouts cryptically
> Whoah! When did Setsuna-san get here?!
[13:08] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 has always been here
[13:09] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 tries to whack rei.bot on the back of the head with the BAK 2.5
[13:09] * @spiritflame grabs the BAK in one hand and wags her index finger "no"
[13:09] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 and the BAK are suddenly gone
> Whoa, when'd she leave?
[13:10] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 was never here
> I really hate when she does that nonsense.
> Some days I wish I'd let her drop off that cliff... ¬_¬;
[13:11] * Cést_la_V is CLOCKED by the BAK 2.5
[13:12] * Cést_la_V is out cold
> Wha? What happened to Minako-sempai? (did not see the BAK, nor did anyone else)
[13:13] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 smirks cryptically from an undisclosed location.
[13:19] * @spiritflame casts some wards to block Pluto for the rest of the day
[13:20] *** chronos.typhoon.2k4 [email@example.com] has quit IRC (@#@@#!!)
[13:20] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- crawls back into the house, de-transformed; Hotaru heals her
[13:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> Thanks, 'Taru... say, whatever happened to your grand plot with Jed-head over here to go to the future and break up the renewed love of Serenity and Endymion so as to get the Green Haired Senshi off our collective asses?
[13:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> I mean she only hangs out here waiting for Jed to become substantial again so she can
[13:22] * // J_Daito // backhands Ten'ou, putting her through a table
[13:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> What the f[BLEEP]
k is this, maul Haruka day?!
[13:23] <// J_Daito //
> The Jedite is quite substantial. Ask his incredibly hot ex-girlfriend.
[13:23] * @spiritflame deleted those files when she was rebooted :P
[13:25] <// J_Daito //
> Excellent! Then she who would be the Jedite's woman can experience the awe and majesty of Mr. Maxx Power anew once more!
[13:25] * @spiritflame glares and leaves.
[13:26] * Cést_la_V gets up groggy.
> Haruka-poppa, I still intend to carry out the plan once the time is right.
> I know... I know... how to power down Jedite...
[13:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> No wait I know too! Let's all go to a desert island, kidnap X, then beat the s[BLEEP]
t out of him. Neko will get pissed, go into the "Princess Venus" ripoff mode from PSGM and gut Jed like a fish!! YEAH!
[13:36] *** @Dr_Xadium has kicked --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- from #suburbansenshi (REASON: Why don't we let YOU be the punching bag instead?!)
> No.. I know one thing even Jedite can't stop...
> Do tell.
> It just came to me...
[13:37] <// J_Daito //
> The Jedite is curious to hear the Aino's idea.
> Nothing can stop the power of-- (goes outside and drags in someone clad in a red form-fitting jumpsuit)
> --an overangsty teenage IRC attention w[BLEEP]
[13:38] * Everyone gasps!
[13:40] <A. Sohryu Langley
> My life SUCKS, no man will look at me, and I WANT TO DIE!!
[13:40] * A. Sohryu Langley leaps into the bathtub, curls up and fills it with water
[13:41] <// J_Daito //
> So let her die?
> No Jedite, you have to beat her, that is, make her *happy* again.
[13:42] * // J_Daito // twitches as he watches the Asuka fume in a cloud of purple ki
[13:42] * TO BE CONTINUED!!