Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #653: “Full Circle! The law of Unintended Consequences!! ”
#653: “Full Circle! The law of Unintended Consequences!! ”

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[10:36] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- sighs and drops on the "Tuxedo Sofa", tiredly
[10:37] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is wearing a larger version of Hotaru's outfit, complete with grey shawl and white rose
[10:37] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is also completely bald
[10:38] * GERMATOID WALKS IN SIPPING SOME TASTY COFFEE
[10:40] <GERMATOID> I LIKE THE LEX LUTHOR LOOK, HARUKA-KUN
[10:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Not funny
[10:42] <GERMATOID> YOU LOOK EXHAUSTED
[10:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hotar... "Daddy" says I can't have any beer, I'm f[BLEEP]ing withdrawing.
[10:43] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHA THAT'S MY GIRL
[10:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, what the hell, at least I won.
[10:43] * GERMATOID HANDS HARUKA-KUN SOME TASTY COFFEE
[10:43] <GERMATOID> WON?
[10:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well yeah, my overall goal was to remake Hotaru in my image, something I never got to do...
[10:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And what happens? She finally decides to go "no limit soldier" on me, gets blasted and takes me out, breaking all her promises and attacking by any means necessary.
[10:44] <GERMATOID> BUT LOOK AT YOU
[10:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey, I cheated at the games using my perfection field and cozying up to the voters to swing the election, and then I made her into my personal "robot". Now she's laid the smackdown on me and made me into her "mini"...err, "mega" me.
[10:46] <GERMATOID> SO THE CYCLE OF VIOLENCE CONTINUES?
[10:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man I WON think about it, she became me, which is what I always wanted... the student exceeded the master.
[10:47] <GERMATOID> SO YOU WON BECAUSE YOU TURNED HER INTO YOU WHO THEN TURNED YOU INTO HER
[10:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's f[BLEEP]ing convoluted, man, but yeah.
[10:48] <GERMATOID> SO YOU WON BY LOSING
[10:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I won by winning, dammit. If wearing this full length black bodystocking bulls[BLEEP]t and 1890's shawl is the price of victory than so be it.
[10:49] <GERMATOID> I THINK YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE THE BEST OUT OF A BAD SITUATION
[10:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Allow me my self-deceptions, prof.
[10:50] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi ranz in wit a digital kamura
[10:50] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshshshshs u facking bich lok at u u lok lika gient horatru!!111
[10:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> _;
[10:51] <GERMATOID> THE SKINTIGHT POLYESTER DOES SHOW OF YOUR... AHEM, TALENTS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[10:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bleh, it might be a cool look for waif-girl Hotaru, but for someone who dresses like a GUY by personal preference this is f[BLEEP]ing humiliating.
[10:52] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hsjshshshsh shshshshs shshshshshsh shshshshs im gona sand das vadoe to da mejor madia!!! hohohahahahahahshshshshshs!!!11
[10:54] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- gets up and tips her cup of piping hot tasty coffee on the spore.
[10:54] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> AAHHH FICK MAI EYEZ!!!111 FACKER U BLANDED MI!!111
[10:54] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. goes staggering around blindly, wandering out the front door and into the street
[10:55] * the sound of a car horn, a screech and a SPLAT can be heard!!
[10:55] <GERMATOID> OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED CHIBIUSA-CHAN! YOU BA[BLEEP]RD!
[10:56] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- salutes
[10:56] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. 's body vanishes
[10:57] * FireFly_9 walks in tiredly.
[10:57] <GERMATOID> HEY KIDDO
[10:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hiya... pops...
[10:58] <FireFly_9> Noise last night was unbearable... and someone ravaged my room whilst I was sleeping..
[10:58] <FireFly_9> Haruka, it's time for your reading assignment for the day.
[10:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What?!
[10:58] * FireFly_9 hands her a book
[10:58] <FireFly_9> URL --> http://www.stanford.edu/dept/HPS/Baudrillard/Baudrillard_Simulacra.html
[10:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The f[BLEEP] is this?!
[10:59] * FireFly_9 SMACKS Haruka
[10:59] <FireFly_9> Profanity!
[10:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What the... hell... is this?
[11:00] <FireFly_9> Better.
[11:00] <FireFly_9> Jean Baudrillard's _Simulacra and Simulations_
[11:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man I gave up reading philosopher bull...crap... in my youth!
[11:01] <FireFly_9> You liked the first two "Matrix" films did you not?
[11:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yah?
[11:01] <FireFly_9> This is their philosophical root.
[11:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So what about "Revolutions"?
[11:03] <FireFly_9> A vestigial remnant of a once-great plot, an overblown denouement to a storyline that should have run its course an hour earlier, filled with gratuitous robomechs and little in the way of any kind of properly introspective rumination.
[11:03] <GERMATOID> HAVE FUN YOU TWO
[11:03] * GERMATOID GOES BACK TO THE LAB
[11:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man... fine I'll read this s[BLEEP]t.
[11:04] * FireFly_9 SMACKS Haruka
[11:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> This... "stuff"
[11:04] <FireFly_9> You will improve. We have all the time in the world.
[11:05] * FireFly_9 turns and leaves.
[11:05] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- makes sure 'Taru is gone.
[11:05] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- pulls out a can of Duff Beer from under her shawl.
[11:05] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- chugs
[11:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Change my ass :P
[11:06] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- starts to read
[11:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bah
[11:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The simalcrum is NOT true, motherf[BLEEP]er, that's why they call it a Simalcrum in the first damn place.... sheesh....
[11:07] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- keeps reading.
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