Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #653: “Full Circle! The law of Unintended Consequences!! ”
#653: “Full Circle! The law of Unintended Consequences!! ”

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[10:36] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- sighs and drops on the "Tuxedo Sofa", tiredly
[10:37] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is wearing a larger version of Hotaru's outfit, complete with grey shawl and white rose
[10:37] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is also completely bald
[10:38] * GERMATOID WALKS IN SIPPING SOME TASTY COFFEE
[10:40] <GERMATOID> I LIKE THE LEX LUTHOR LOOK, HARUKA-KUN
[10:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Not funny
[10:42] <GERMATOID> YOU LOOK EXHAUSTED
[10:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hotar... "Daddy" says I can't have any beer, I'm f[BLEEP]ing withdrawing.
[10:43] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHA THAT'S MY GIRL
[10:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, what the hell, at least I won.
[10:43] * GERMATOID HANDS HARUKA-KUN SOME TASTY COFFEE
[10:43] <GERMATOID> WON?
[10:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well yeah, my overall goal was to remake Hotaru in my image, something I never got to do...
[10:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And what happens? She finally decides to go "no limit soldier" on me, gets blasted and takes me out, breaking all her promises and attacking by any means necessary.
[10:44] <GERMATOID> BUT LOOK AT YOU
[10:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey, I cheated at the games using my perfection field and cozying up to the voters to swing the election, and then I made her into my personal "robot". Now she's laid the smackdown on me and made me into her "mini"...err, "mega" me.
[10:46] <GERMATOID> SO THE CYCLE OF VIOLENCE CONTINUES?
[10:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man I WON think about it, she became me, which is what I always wanted... the student exceeded the master.
[10:47] <GERMATOID> SO YOU WON BECAUSE YOU TURNED HER INTO YOU WHO THEN TURNED YOU INTO HER
[10:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's f[BLEEP]ing convoluted, man, but yeah.
[10:48] <GERMATOID> SO YOU WON BY LOSING
[10:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I won by winning, dammit. If wearing this full length black bodystocking bulls[BLEEP]t and 1890's shawl is the price of victory than so be it.
[10:49] <GERMATOID> I THINK YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE THE BEST OUT OF A BAD SITUATION
[10:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Allow me my self-deceptions, prof.
[10:50] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi ranz in wit a digital kamura
[10:50] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshshshshs u facking bich lok at u u lok lika gient horatru!!111
[10:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> _;
[10:51] <GERMATOID> THE SKINTIGHT POLYESTER DOES SHOW OF YOUR... AHEM, TALENTS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[10:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bleh, it might be a cool look for waif-girl Hotaru, but for someone who dresses like a GUY by personal preference this is f[BLEEP]ing humiliating.
[10:52] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hsjshshshsh shshshshs shshshshshsh shshshshs im gona sand das vadoe to da mejor madia!!! hohohahahahahahshshshshshs!!!11
[10:54] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- gets up and tips her cup of piping hot tasty coffee on the spore.
[10:54] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> AAHHH FICK MAI EYEZ!!!111 FACKER U BLANDED MI!!111
[10:54] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. goes staggering around blindly, wandering out the front door and into the street
[10:55] * the sound of a car horn, a screech and a SPLAT can be heard!!
[10:55] <GERMATOID> OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED CHIBIUSA-CHAN! YOU BA[BLEEP]RD!
[10:56] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- salutes
[10:56] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. 's body vanishes
[10:57] * FireFly_9 walks in tiredly.
[10:57] <GERMATOID> HEY KIDDO
[10:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hiya... pops...
[10:58] <FireFly_9> Noise last night was unbearable... and someone ravaged my room whilst I was sleeping..
[10:58] <FireFly_9> Haruka, it's time for your reading assignment for the day.
[10:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What?!
[10:58] * FireFly_9 hands her a book
[10:58] <FireFly_9> URL --> http://www.stanford.edu/dept/HPS/Baudrillard/Baudrillard_Simulacra.html
[10:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The f[BLEEP] is this?!
[10:59] * FireFly_9 SMACKS Haruka
[10:59] <FireFly_9> Profanity!
[10:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What the... hell... is this?
[11:00] <FireFly_9> Better.
[11:00] <FireFly_9> Jean Baudrillard's _Simulacra and Simulations_
[11:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man I gave up reading philosopher bull...crap... in my youth!
[11:01] <FireFly_9> You liked the first two "Matrix" films did you not?
[11:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yah?
[11:01] <FireFly_9> This is their philosophical root.
[11:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So what about "Revolutions"?
[11:03] <FireFly_9> A vestigial remnant of a once-great plot, an overblown denouement to a storyline that should have run its course an hour earlier, filled with gratuitous robomechs and little in the way of any kind of properly introspective rumination.
[11:03] <GERMATOID> HAVE FUN YOU TWO
[11:03] * GERMATOID GOES BACK TO THE LAB
[11:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man... fine I'll read this s[BLEEP]t.
[11:04] * FireFly_9 SMACKS Haruka
[11:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> This... "stuff"
[11:04] <FireFly_9> You will improve. We have all the time in the world.
[11:05] * FireFly_9 turns and leaves.
[11:05] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- makes sure 'Taru is gone.
[11:05] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- pulls out a can of Duff Beer from under her shawl.
[11:05] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- chugs
[11:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Change my ass :P
[11:06] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- starts to read
[11:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bah
[11:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The simalcrum is NOT true, motherf[BLEEP]er, that's why they call it a Simalcrum in the first damn place.... sheesh....
[11:07] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- keeps reading.
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Haruka might want to carefully check Hotaru's room.

Given: 1) Hotaru's current reading material of somewhat insane nature that seems to be more in line with the King in Yellow and works associated with the Necronomicon, the Crimson King, and the Black Queen. 2) How Hotaru occasionally says that she has a better view of reality than others (might have been before showing something on the macabre). 3) Hotaru has stated several times that she is not goth in any form despite her tastes for the macabre. 4) Her father is like someone out of some Lovecraftian story and wants to get it on with things out of Lovecraftian story.

This seems to provide circumstantial evidence that Hotaru's view of reality might be more in line with a quasi-cute version of Old One/Elder God or associated beings. The clincher is if she happens to have one of the dolls at: http://www.givemetoys.com/product/TVCTHSMALL_CTHULHU_P

Come to think of it, Jedite might be able to fight someone of his equal if he shouts "HASTUR! HASTUR! HASTUR!" or something like that. Either that or get a bunch of Lovecraftian fanatics to show up and argue with him on correct procedure and pronunciation to attract something that will causes local reality sense/look/feel/taste/hear/experience like something done by an inspired H.R. Giger.

JD • 08/22/04 03:12pm

Do not make me resort to invoking the unholiness of the TimeCube Guy.

Hotaru • 08/20/04 07:42am

Does Hotaru really believe that "work" or is it just a joke on her part? It has all the hallmarks of a badly written rantings of a conspiracy theorist with its mentioning of God (note the capital), Left (note the capital), Capital (note the ... nevermind). It also rambles with obscure words, appeals to authority, and very bent circular logic using vague generalizations of completely unrelated subjects and makes them connect in ways that would not stand close scrutiny. Maybe after the Hotaru/Haruka fight, they can MST the whole thing. At least it missing the large use of exclamation points and claims that They are suppressing the Truth!!!

If Haruka really wants to broaden her intellectual horizons, I would suggest she try to get a copy of "Paradigms Lost" and "Paradigms Regained" which can serve as a useful introduction to many "high-brow" topics. If Haruka can get Setsuna to let her get hold of out-of-print books, she might want to look up a book that might have had the title "Futurism, How To Get To The Future Before It Gets To You", which gave a simple and thorough layout of various ways to look at the future and the methods that can be used to get to the desired result.

JD • 08/19/04 01:26am

*giggle* I'm surprised Haruka got out of bed at all roday after last night. =^.^=

Moonstar [e-mail] • 08/16/04 06:09pm

Dude!! I'm starting to pitty Haruka now!

Okay, something is gonna get weird... and I mean more so then before...

Shaldra Darkness [e-mail] • 08/16/04 01:53pm



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