Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #652: “To Beat the Man, you have to Be the Man! Hotaru's Rebellion!! (guest stars: YOU GUYS!) ”
#652: “To Beat the Man, you have to Be the Man! Hotaru's Rebellion!! (guest stars: YOU GUYS!)”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Suburban Senshi: Attitude =-'
[13:05] * ChibiU falls down the stairs
[13:05] * ChibiU is drunk again
[13:05] <Senshi Guardian> O_o, Megume you ok?
[13:06] <Shinji Ikari> The little U is drunk again. How suprising.
[13:06] * FireFly_9 sighs
[13:06] <FireFly_9> Megume you are deranged.
[13:07] <S. Terra> Like mother, like daughter
[13:07] <Shinji Ikari> And THAT'S how Haruka wants you to turn out.
[13:07] <Senshi Guardian> Haruka would be proud...
[13:07] * FireFly_9 chuckles darkly.
[13:08] * FireFly_9 is listening to: dennis leary - i'm an ass[BLEEP]rd [31 kbps]
[13:08] * FireFly_9 chuckles VERY darkly.
[13:08] <Senshi Guardian> Hotaru, Your a Dennis Leary fan...........
[13:09] <FireFly_9> No.
[13:09] <FireFly_9> But I... prepare.
[13:09] * FireFly_9 grins a sick grin.
[13:10] <FireFly_9> heheh.... hehehehe.. .hehehehehehe
[13:13] * FireFly_9 goes in the kitchen and pours a nice, bug pitcher of sparking cold water, which she fills with ice.
[13:14] <FireFly_9> Time for Tomoe Hotaru to do her alarm clock impression.
[13:14] * FireFly_9 walks down the connecting hallway.
[13:14] <TuxRainbow> ?
[13:14] * a SPLASH is heard
[13:15] <TuxRainbow> What does she mean?
[13:15] <CÚst_la_V> (distantly) KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
[13:15] <@Dr_Xadium> (distantly) AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!
[13:15] <Shinji Ikari> BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[13:16] <Senshi Guardian> What the?!?!
[13:16] * FireFly_9 returns with an empty pitcher and an evil grin.
[13:16] <S. Terra> roffl Hi, Minako and Xadium. Good afternoon
[13:16] * CÚst_la_V and X-chan stagger in dishevled and soaking wet in their hastily-buttoned PJs
[13:16] <Shinji Ikari> Hotaru... you are evil...
[13:17] <CÚst_la_V> Hotaru-chan, why.
[13:17] <@Dr_Xadium> Yes... why.
[13:18] * CÚst_la_V and X-chan drip as they stand in the hallway.
[13:18] <Shinji Ikari> Drip, you two, drip!
[13:18] <Shinji Ikari> Drip to your hearts content!
[13:18] <FireFly_9> Why.... because....
[13:18] * FireFly_9 RIPS off her black clothing
[13:19] <TuxRainbow> My eyes!
[13:19] <Shinji Ikari> Whoa!
[13:19] * FireFly_9 is wearing gangster punk clothes
[13:19] <TuxRainbow> lol
[13:19] <Shinji Ikari> Represent, Hotaru!
[13:19] <TuxRainbow> Uhm... this is a bad thing
[13:19] <Sailor Quinox> OH GOD.....
[13:19] <FireFly_9> Because you b[BLEEP]hes are in for a day of HELL.
[13:19] <TuxRainbow> Oh HFIL no
[13:19] * CÚst_la_V and X-chan facefault.
[13:19] <Shinji Ikari> YES, HOTARU!
[13:20] <Sailor Quinox> ......this is bad.....
[13:20] * FireFly_9 chews some bubblegum disrespectfully.
[13:20] * FireFly_9 pops a bubble
[13:20] <S. Terra> *Pausing call* Why?
[13:20] <FireFly_9> Because... Haruka-pops is gonna learn that sometimes you get what you pay for...
[13:21] <S. Terra> H...Haruka-POPS?
[13:21] * FireFly_9 does a saucy butt wiggle and heads up to Haruka's room
[13:21] <CÚst_la_V> Oh my god.
[13:21] <TuxRainbow> Shake that thang
[13:21] <Shinji Ikari> Saucy!
[13:21] <FireFly_9> That's right b[BLEEP]h!
[13:22] * FireFly_9 pounds on Haruka's door
[13:22] <FireFly_9> Yo, Haruka! get your b[BLEEP]h ass out here!!
[13:22] <Shinji Ikari> ....god this is going to f[BLEEP]ing rock all of your socks off!
[13:22] * FireFly_9 slams on the door HARDER
[13:22] <TuxRainbow> Haruka, prepare for your worst nightmare
[13:22] <Haak> What hell?
[13:23] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- stirs a little...
[13:23] <Haak> I'm telling you, anger management organisations would make a KILLING round here
[13:23] <FireFly_9> Some motherf[BLEEP]er toss me a BEER!
[13:23] * Shinji Ikari beers Hotaru
[13:23] * FireFly_9 CHUGS IT
[13:24] * FireFly_9 begins to SMASH IN THE DOOR
[13:24] <FireFly_9> Listen you punk ass Haruka I know you're in there, we gots to talk!
[13:24] <Haak> So I come to the conclusion that yet another of Haruka's "infallable" plans backfired?
[13:24] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- opens the door
[13:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yo... 'Taru-chan..?!
[13:25] * FireFly_9 PUNCHES Haruka in the nose
[13:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh, F[BLEEP]!
[13:25] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- staggers back bleeding
[13:25] <FireFly_9> Listen b[BLEEP]h, you're on MY TURF!
[13:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Motherf[BLEEP]er you broke my nose!!
[13:26] <Shinji Ikari> Break her f[BLEEP]ing knees!
[13:26] <FireFly_9> Stop your whining, b[BLEEP]h! You're a weakass!!
[13:26] * FireFly_9 kicks in Haruka's knees with her stilletto heels
[13:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ARRGUGH! (hits the ground)
[13:27] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- crawls on the ground... "WTF WTF"
[13:27] <FireFly_9> Hey Pops I learned yer lessons well!!
[13:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I didn't teach you s[BLEEP]t yet!!
[13:28] <FireFly_9> Yeah but I gots an education anyways!!
[13:28] * FireFly_9 kicks Haruka in the midsection
[13:29] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- coughs up blood HK style
[13:29] <Shinji Ikari> Bleed!!
[13:29] <FireFly_9> I'm takin' over this hood, see!!
[13:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey I'm your master, see, I won the games!
[13:30] <FireFly_9> Yeah, well you told me to be like you... so I am! A ruthless amoral motherf[BLEEP]er!
[13:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Obey my authority and give up! you promised!!
[13:31] <FireFly_9> Ahh but you taught me that promises are worth S[BLEEP]T! (kicsk Haruka down the stairs and pours beer on her)
[13:31] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- slams to the ground
[13:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Fine f[BLEEP]er! (transforms)
[13:32] <TuxRainbow> Oh s[BLEEP]t oh s[BLEEP]t oh s[BLEEP]t
[13:32] * FireFly_9 LEAPS from the top of the stairs and lands on Uraus' midsection, she drops the transform
[13:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ARRGH!
[13:32] * FireFly_9 snickers and produces the Silence... Bat.
[13:32] <Shinji Ikari> Yes!!
[13:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WTF WTF WTF WTF
[13:33] <S. Terra> ECW! ECW!
[13:33] * FireFly_9 snickers like crazy Majin Vegita
[13:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I am your master!!
[13:33] * FireFly_9 SLAMS her with the bat "WHAT??"
[13:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> OOF! Masss...tar....
[13:34] * FireFly_9 signals she needs more beer
[13:34] * Shinji Ikari beers Hotaru
[13:34] * FireFly_9 chugs and drives the bat into Haruka's stomach
[13:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> RRRAASSHTTRRGH
[13:35] <S. Terra> Damn, has this gone beyond Stone Cold or what?
[13:35] <FireFly_9> Your what?!
[13:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Your... Massss...tarr...
[13:35] <TuxRainbow> Stone Cold is weak compared to this
[13:35] <Shinji Ikari> Hotaru is the badest motherf[BLEEP]a around these parts now!
[13:35] * FireFly_9 drops the beer and bat, and squats down, picking up Haruka by the collar and pulling her to her feet
[13:36] * FireFly_9 looks up at her. "Say that AGAIN, b[BLEEP]h!"
[13:36] <TuxRainbow> (Jim Ross) Mah Gawd, it's the chokeslam!
[13:36] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- gives Hotaru the finger
[13:36] * FireFly_9 smirks and BITES the finger!
[13:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> OH MU MOTHERF[BLEEP]ING GOD
[13:36] <Shinji Ikari> S[BLEEP]T!
[13:36] <Senshi Guardian> .......DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!......
[13:37] * FireFly_9 is enraged!
[13:37] * FireFly_9 's eyes glow purple
[13:37] <Shinji Ikari> DUDE.... this is so BAD ASS!
[13:37] <Shinji Ikari> Put the SMACK DOWN on her!
[13:37] * FireFly_9 SPINS Haruka around, SLAMMING her onto Minako and X
[13:37] <Shinji Ikari> OUCHIES!
[13:38] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- and the duo go down like a pile of bowling pins
[13:38] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- spits up blood and still gives the finger with her other hand
[13:38] <FireFly_9> What am I, b[BLEEP]h?!
[13:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You're just a punkass goth wanna be!!
[13:39] * FireFly_9 tstalks over and CRUSHES Haruka's hand under her foot
[13:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> GRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
[13:39] <TuxRainbow> This has got WWE beat by miles
[13:40] <S. Terra> Ha-ru-ka! ha-ru-ka!
[13:40] * FireFly_9 presses her foot down and leans close to Haruka... "Who's your daddy, motherf[BLEEP]er..."
[13:40] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- spits in Hotaru's eye "not you, b[BLEEP]h"
[13:40] * sakura petals begin to appear
[13:41] * Mdm_Maestro stands at the foot of the stairs, a look of stern determination on her face.
[13:41] * FireFly_9 LOOKS at Michiru.
[13:42] <FireFly_9> You want some of this!? Come get some!
[13:42] * Mdm_Maestro holds up her arm, in which is a giant cattle prod. She tosses it to Hotaru and leaves.
[13:42] <Shinji Ikari> the CATTLE PROD!
[13:43] <FireFly_9> That's right, Michiru-mama!
[13:43] * FireFly_9 claps the prod in her left hand and points the tip down @ Haruka.
[13:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whatchu gonna do with that.... besides make me mad...?
[13:44] * FireFly_9 RAMS it into Haruka, shocking her! "Who's your daddy!?!"
[13:44] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- sizzles and pops and spits defiantly
[13:45] <FireFly_9> (jab) WHO (jab) IS (jab) YOUR (jab) DADDY?!
[13:45] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- convulses and reaches for the can of beer Hotaru dropped
[13:45] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- beers herself
[13:45] <TuxRainbow> oh oh
[13:45] <TuxRainbow> ...perfectly
[13:46] * the Popeye theme plays
[13:46] <Shinji Ikari> S[BLEEP]T!
[13:46] <Haak> XD
[13:46] <S. Terra> This is not good
[13:46] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- GRABS the end of the Cattle Prod
[13:46] <Haak> Alcohol powaa~...
[13:46] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- forces herself back to her feet (Xadium and Mina are out due to conductivity)
[13:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Grrr.....
[13:47] <FireFly_9> so, the little b[BLEEP]h has some spunk in her yet
[13:47] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- puts on the SCSA theme
[13:48] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- breaks her fingers back into position
[13:48] <TuxRainbow> Time to stomp a mudhole in 'Taru's ass
[13:49] * FireFly_9 smirks darkly
[13:49] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- fients left and hits 'Taru with the Stone Cold Stunner
[13:49] * FireFly_9 hits the ground
[13:49] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- kicks Hotaru into a wall
[13:49] <TuxRainbow> (Jiim Ross) STunner! Stunner! Oh, Mah gawd!
[13:50] * FireFly_9 spits up some blood HK style
[13:50] <Between_the_Lines> Damn...go Hotaru!!
[13:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Run b[BLEEP]h... run like a scalded dog...
[13:50] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- crackles the cattle prod
[13:51] <FireFly_9> Bring it.
[13:51] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- runs forward swinging the prod "RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
[13:51] * FireFly_9 LEAPS up and onto Haruka's shoulders, punching her in the head like pistons.
[13:52] <TuxRainbow> HK Kung-fu movies got nothing on these two
[13:52] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- spins around wildly, the edge of the cattle prod swinging dangerously
[13:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> get off me you jerk!!
[13:53] * FireFly_9 eyepokes Haruka
[13:53] <Shinji Ikari> YEAH!
[13:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
[13:54] <TuxRainbow> Man I could have a freaking crowd here paying for this
[13:54] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- goes staggering towards the stairs
[13:54] <FireFly_9> So you wanted me to be like you, hah? (drinks more and more beer and bleches)
[13:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Auughghhgh!!
[13:55] * FireFly_9 RAMS her fist into Haruka's gut! "Transform, b[BLEEP]h! Right now!!"
[13:55] <S. Terra> Damn, Hotaru is imitating Haruka
[13:55] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- grabs a beer and straightens up, transforming
[13:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> This what you wanted, freak?!
[13:56] <FireFly_9> s[BLEEP]t yeah! (grabs the Space Sword from Haruka's hyperspace pocket)
[13:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WHAT?!
[13:56] <TuxRainbow> Now she's got the Sword...
[13:57] <FireFly_9> I'm gonna cut you... b[BLEEP]h... unless you surrender right the f[BLEEP] RIGHT NOW
[13:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Never give up! Never surrender! The line must be drawn heah!!
[13:57] <FireFly_9> As you wish, b[BLEEP]hass!!
[13:58] * FireFly_9 slashes with the space sword...
[13:58] * ...cutting off the top of Haruka's hair
[13:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (slo mo) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[13:58] <S. Terra> This wasn't a hair vs. hair match
[13:59] * FireFly_9 hits Haruka with a modified bulldog and slams her into the stairs
[13:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> UGH!!1...
[13:59] * Haak feels kinda sorry for the innocent stairs
[13:59] <Between_the_Lines> I love this! Keep going! Cut it ALL off!
[13:59] * FireFly_9 b[BLEEP]hslaps Haruka with the flat edges of the Space Sword
[14:00] * FireFly_9 carves off the rest of her hair
[14:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> nonononono noonno nononno
[14:00] <S. Terra> She's becoming bald... oh, the humanity
[14:00] <FireFly_9> [PALPATINE] Who is your mastar now, B[BLEEP]CH!?
[14:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?!
[14:01] <FireFly_9> I'm the gal you wanted me to be, remember?!
[14:01] * Between_the_Lines is laughing so hard that the camera's wobbling all over the place
[14:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I just wanted you to dress like a teenage kid and hang out at malls kissing guys!!
[14:02] * FireFly_9 kisses Haruka on the cheek, Mafia-style
[14:02] <FireFly_9> That was the kiss of DEATH, motherf[BLEEP]er.
[14:02] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- deposits something in her pants.
[14:02] <TuxRainbow> Il beso di morte... you are so screwed
[14:02] <FireFly_9> Grazie, Tux!
[14:02] <Shinji Ikari> Thank you for that lovely s[BLEEP]t, Haruka. I can smell it from here!
[14:03] <Between_the_Lines> Holy s[BLEEP]t! Holy s[BLEEP]t! Holy s[BLEEP]t!
[14:03] <FireFly_9> So here's the deal, b[BLEEP]h.
[14:03] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- leaves another load
[14:03] <FireFly_9> This master bulls[BLEEP]t is OVER. I am YOUR MASTER NOW. NO... I AM YOUR DADDY.
[14:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> D...daddy... yeah...
[14:04] <FireFly_9> You will aceept my commands as absolute and will obey them without question, SAVVY?!
[14:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> yes.... daddy...
[14:05] * FireFly_9 SLAPS haruka on the side of the face "LOUDER!"
[14:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yes, daddy!
[14:05] <FireFly_9> That's right... now say "This is Tomoe Hotaru, my daddy who OWNZ MY ASS!"
[14:06] <S. Terra> I think Tokyo couldn't hear you
[14:06] * Senshi Guardian can't beleave he's seeing this
[14:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> This is Tomoe Hotaru... my daddy... who ownz my ass....
[14:07] <Haak> Moral of the story here: Cheating to win games is not the way to go, kids. Do it and Hotaru will break you.
[14:07] * FireFly_9 rips off her gangster clothes to reveal her normal ensemble. She giggles, smiles and bows. "Thank you." ^_^
[14:07] <Shinji Ikari> WOOO HOOO, HOTARU!
[14:07] * FireFly_9 cutely gets off Haruka.
[14:07] * Senshi Guardian facefaults
[14:08] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is stunned on the stairs.
[14:08] <FireFly_9> Now, Haruka-poppa, please go to my room and search in the closet. There you will find your new clothes.
[14:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> My new what.
[14:08] <FireFly_9> Your new clothes.
[14:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ....
[14:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> F[BLEEP] you dad. I hate you.
[14:09] <Shinji Ikari> You better move it, Haruka. Or Hotaru might go all Jet Li on your punkass again.
[14:09] <FireFly_9> An excellent way to begin. Now get moving! Chop chop!!
[14:10] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- stalks off to Hotaru's F[BLEEP]ING Room
[14:10] * FireFly_9 giggles
[14:10] <TuxRainbow> Today is the first day of the rest of your new life, Haruka... get used to it
[14:16] * FireFly_9 feels better already.
[14:16] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- stalks back in wearing a larger version of Hotaru's [BLEEP]ass outfit
[14:17] * Haak tries not to laugh at Haruka
[14:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> f[BLEEP] you all.
[14:17] <Shinji Ikari> No, I only do that with special people in private places.
[14:18] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- KISSES Shinji on the lips ~_^
[14:18] * FireFly_9 smacks Haruka "Haruka Tomoe does not kiss others!"
[14:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yes... daddy.
[14:19] <FireFly_9> Now we go back to my room and I will introduce you to fine literature. Come!
[14:20] * FireFly_9 leads Haruka away FONT>
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