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*** Topic is '-= Pity her for her life is hell =-'
[14:13] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- chugs some beer
[14:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Robot, where you art?
[14:13] <FireFly_9> I despise that appellation, you know.
[14:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> :P
[14:14] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka, don't you think you've taken this victory of yours too far? You've taken the deed to her house, joined it up to ours with a hallway, and now you have her doing menial tasks.
[14:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's nothing. I'm gonna show her ALL my WWF, WCW, ECW and TNA tapes.
[14:15] <FireFly_9> Wh... why??
[14:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You, dear child, will become the child you never became.
[14:15] <FireFly_9> I am not following... Haruka-po...master...
[14:16] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- belches and gets up, patting Hotaru-chan on the head.
[14:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The Imperatrix has been wrong to you, dear girl.
[14:16] <FireFly_9> You won a contest, not a title of royalty!!
[14:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Do not question my apotheosis, dear kiddo. By hook and crook and wiles of seduction, I achieved my victory.
[14:17] <FireFly_9> Your lack of morality and battlefield ethics _sickens_ me.
[14:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Nonetheless, who is teh winnar??
[14:18] <FireFly_9> You...
[14:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Say it!
[14:18] <FireFly_9> Haruka-master...
[14:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No! I mean say that I am teh winnar!!
[14:18] <FireFly_9> You are the winner.
[14:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> NO!
[14:19] * FireFly_9 is confused
[14:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Say "You are TEH WINNAR"
[14:19] <FireFly_9> But that isn't even spelled correctly!
[14:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Say it.
[14:20] <FireFly_9> You are... t...t...teh wi...winnar.
[14:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> A good start, kiddo. As a treat, you no longer have to call me "Haruka-master." But you must call me "Haruka-poppa"...
[14:20] <Mdm_Maestro> A treat, Haruka?
[14:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I've decided to use my powers for great justice...
[14:21] <FireFly_9> That's a laughable notion when it comes to you, Haruka-poppa...
[14:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No it's true... I mean, yeah I could have you clean my shorts and floss my teeth and make me food and s[BLEEP]t but I pay people to do that anyway
[14:22] <FireFly_9> Geh, don't remind me...
[14:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> SO I have decided to use my imperial fiat to rectify the errors of the past.
[14:22] <FireFly_9> Do I wish to know what you mean by this?
[14:23] <Mdm_Maestro> Yes, do tell, Haruka.
[14:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hotaru here has picked up bad habits ever since her forced evolution at the hands of Nephlenia...
[14:23] <FireFly_9> What habits?!
[14:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Despite my efforts to mould you into a fun-loving rambunctious kid, you've reverted to your darker, gothy, angsty, eschatological boookworm introverted self, with only a hint of my sarcastic nature.
[14:24] <FireFly_9> I was like that before I was reborn... it's my persona...
[14:25] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- wraps her arm around 'taru-chan and draws her close
[14:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Kid... I don't want you to be my slave anymore....
[14:25] <FireFly_9> T-thank you... Haruka-poppa....
[14:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And I'm sorry for the "robot" s[BLEEP]t.
[14:26] <FireFly_9> An.. Apology!?
[14:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Kid... I'm gonna use my power to fix everything...
[14:26] <FireFly_9> It's all right, Haruka-poppa...
[14:27] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- raises a hand, signaling Hotaru to be quiet
[14:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No, I'll fix it all. I'll make you (tears up) Whole again.
[14:27] <FireFly_9> It's not necc--
[14:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> URL --> https://www.crashbangkids.co.uk/multimedia/cbk/estelle%20pink%20teen%20vest.jpg
[14:29] <FireFly_9> What's this.
[14:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I bought it... just for you..
[14:29] <FireFly_9> What.
[14:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Si pullus ovi putamen frangere non poterit, numquam vere natus morietur. Ille pullus sumus, nostrum ovum terra est. Si nos terrae putamen non frangemus, numquam vere nati moriemur. Terrae putamen frangete, pro terrae rebus novis.
[14:31] <FireFly_9> "If the egg's shell does not break, the chick will die without being born. We are the chick. The egg is the world. If the world's shell does not break, we will die without being born. Break the world's shell to revolutionise the world"?
[14:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You are the chick, my child.
[14:32] <FireFly_9> What are you...
[14:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I, your loving Haruka-poppa, will do her parently duties and use her powers to break you out of your shell. You will be reborn!!
[14:33] <FireFly_9> Oh. My. God.
[14:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Now go put on your pink shirt kid. Your mast... poppa commands it.
[14:33] <FireFly_9> It's too small for me.
[14:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No I bought it tight to show off your... rudimentary "talents".
[14:34] <FireFly_9> WHAT?!
[14:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The time has come for Hotaru to find a man.
[14:34] <FireFly_9> O_o;
[14:34] * FireFly_9 teleports out using her powers
[14:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whoa she rarely does that.
[14:35] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka, are you sure you know what you're doing?
[14:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I failed her once, man, I won't fail her again. She's gonna be well rounded, dammit... even if I have to shove a whole roll of charmin down her--
[14:35] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka... the road to hell is paved with good intentions...
[14:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't be Minako-izing that s[BLEEP]t Michi
[14:36] <Mdm_Maestro> What?
[14:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I know how that really goes: "The road to SWELL is paved with good intentions!"
[14:36] <Mdm_Maestro> Honestly....
[14:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Trust me man, by the time I'm done she'll be a whole new woman!
[14:37] <Mdm_Maestro> ...
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