*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi*** Topic is '-= She is teh fright =-'
[15:40] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. wanders in wearing a habit.
> Greetings my friends.
> How are you this fine day?
> Hello, "sister serenity".
> Bless you, Child.
> How goes the repentance, Chibiusa?
> I have been well trained by the brothers at Iscari... the Orphanage.
> I will soon begin my new life of minstering to sick dieters.
> My knowledge of assasination techniques will not be used to smite the heathen.
[15:43] * // J_Daito // slides up through the floor
[15:44] <// J_Daito //
> The Jedite is here.
> Hello my son.
[15:44] <// J_Daito //
> I forgive you, ye ba[BLEEP]
[15:45] <// J_Daito //
> The Jedite needs not your forgiveness.
[15:45] * Haak greets The Jedite
[15:45] <// J_Daito //
> The Jedite was told his enemy would be here.
[15:45] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 smiles cryptically from her undisclosed location
> Well it's the first any of US heard of it.
[15:46] * a fancy car pulls up into the driveway
[15:46] <// J_Daito //
> The Jedite senses his opponent
[15:46] * Haak watches with interest, but at a distance and suggests other do the same
> I hear you were sucking the life out of gerbils in Gotham, Scum.
[15:47] <Adam Kanal
> OMGWTFBBQ! Batman!!!!
[15:47] <// J_Daito //
> It is the Batman. Has the Batman come to Challenge the Jedite?
> Oh yes. The dark knight arrives. Badass
> I come to dispense justice.
[15:48] <// J_Daito //
> The Jedite is ready to rumble.
[15:48] <Green Lantern
> Jedite is about to get his ass kicked.
> You better step back, sister.
> Y...yes... my son...
[15:49] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. sweats at the sight of the Bat.
[15:49] * // J_Daito // cracks his knuckles
> Batman wa Sugoi!!
[15:49] * Dr_Xadium cries
[15:50] <Green Lantern
> Who's the man? Batman.
[15:50] * CÚst_la_V hugs X-chan
> (looks in his utility belt for Demon-killing pills he found in the Empty Quarter
[15:51] <// J_Daito //
> The JEdite shall wait.
> That... suit.... that... that.. CAR.
> Chicks dig the car.
[15:52] <// J_Daito //
> The Jedite is WAITING, B[BLEEP]
> (finds the pills)
[15:52] <Green Lantern
> The only biatch around here will be you, Jedite, when the Bat teaches you a lesson!
[15:52] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. is sweating and looking all over the scupted bat-armour.
> Now prepare to meet justice.
> Oh hell... we're are in for it
> What... I can't... move...
[15:54] <// J_Daito //
> The Jedite has done nothing?
[15:54] <S. Terra
> WWW.WTF.COm? Jed's beating the Bat?
> What... is... my leg...!
[15:54] <Green Lantern
> Oh s[BLEEP]
> o sit ur a facking luvri men!!
> That's not Jedite... it's...
[15:55] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. slithers all over the Batman
> Ugh... never seen... anything like this...
> /mi pashes da bitmen dewn 2 da grund
[15:55] <Green Lantern
> Oh god no!
> Where... is my Bat-Estrus-Repellant Spray??
[15:56] <Green Lantern
> Bats, tap out!
[15:57] * // J_Daito // melts back into the floor
> HOLY F[BLEEP]
> I.... must go back... to gotham...
> not witout mi bich!! i'll b ur robyn!!
[15:58] <Green Lantern
> Damnit! The spore defeated Batman!
> (leaves, with Chibi hanging off him
> This was NOT a defeat, it was merely a Cunning Plan. Batman's outsmarting everyone in this room as we SPEAK
[16:00] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. and da bitman r shakin da bitmobal
[16:00] <S. Terra
[16:00] * the Batman... sheds a single tear.
[16:01] <Green Lantern
> Oh God NO!!
> Bat's has lost... IT
[16:01] <Sailor Quinox
> ...I can tell....
[16:01] * TuxRainbow cries manly tears
[16:02] * someone knocks off the parking brake on the batmobile and it slowly rolls out into the street
> /mi iz in da bitmobile iwt har bit-batch batch!!
[16:03] <Green Lantern
> She has defiled the Batman, there is no coming back from that.
> (looking out of window) I didn't know the Batmobile had hydraulic lifts...
> It doesn't
> I don't think... those are...
[16:04] <Shaldra Darkness
[16:04] * CÚst_la_V goes over to Plant-kun and throws up
[16:04] * The Batman... has faced evil from across the multiverse... but this...
[16:05] * Batman.... cries tonight.
[22:53] * CÚst_la_V tells X-chan to put a link to their wedding page on the front page
[22:54] * Dr_Xadium is nervous
[22:54] * NakoNako shoots xadium full of prozac
[22:54] <@Dr_Xadium> WHY!?
[22:55] <@Dr_Xadium> Time Lord Metabolism + Prozac == BAD!!
[22:55] <Nakonako> X needs to be calm
[22:55] <CÚst_la_V> X-chan!?
[22:55] * Dr_Xadium passes out in self-induced coma
[22:56] <CÚst_la_V> Oh!
[22:56] * CÚst_la_V goes over to him
[22:56] <Furu> Good goin'. You took out Dr. X -_-
[22:56] * Nakonako revives x and shoots him full of cialis/viagra hybrid
[22:57] <@Dr_Xadium> idiot... my metabolism... and endocrine systems... are utterly... different.
[22:57] * Dr_Xadium slips back into coma, has to sweat out the toxins
[22:58] <CÚst_la_V> X-chan..??
[22:58] * Adam Kanal , bleed from many self induced cuts, walks into the room
[23:00] * Adam Kanal stands over Xadium, his blood dripping on him
[23:00] <CÚst_la_V> Stop bleeding on my iinazuke.
[23:01] * NakoNako hands minako an antidote for x
[23:01] <Adam Kanal> Xadium must bleeed....
[23:01] <CÚst_la_V> Nako... your drugs got him like this.... if you kill him before the wedding
[23:02] * CÚst_la_V transforms to Eternal Mode and wields the holy Moon sword. her eyes are Golden.
[23:02] <CÚst_la_V> Don't... touch... him.
[23:02] * Adam Kanal makes 13 tiny, strategic cuts on Xadium
[23:03] * CÚst_la_V makes Princess Sailor Moon look like a whiny child.
[23:03] <Adam Kanal> This will help.
[23:03] * CÚst_la_V hits Adam with the flat of her crystal sword sending him through a wall and out of the room
[23:03] * Adam Kanal runs back into the room, looking at Venus
[23:03] * CÚst_la_V will not let anyone hurt x-chan.
[23:04] <CÚst_la_V> Stay back.
[23:04] <Adam Kanal> No hurt, heal.
[23:04] <CÚst_la_V> X-chan can heal himself...
[23:04] * CÚst_la_V stabs the sword into the ground, cracking it.
[23:04] <Adam Kanal> Will heal faster. Bad blood leak out, make room for good blood.
[23:04] <CÚst_la_V> Leave him alone.
[23:05] * CÚst_la_V pulls out the sword, which glows with the power of the Ginzuishou
[23:05] <Adam Kanal> The shallow cuts have already been made.
[23:06] * CÚst_la_V knocks Adam aside with a flick of her elbow and picks up X-chan.
[23:06] * Dr_Xadium 's body has healed up the cuts
[23:06] * Adam Kanal 's neck snaps
[23:06] * Sailor Quinox shoots Adam out of the house and into the street
[23:06] <CÚst_la_V> No one will threaten my future husband.
[23:07] * CÚst_la_V is deadly and regal, striding gracefully to Venus sofa
[23:07] * Adam Kanal dies
[23:07] * Sailor Quinox grabs Adam and punches him again and again
[23:07] <Shinji Ikari> Jim, he's dead!
[23:07] * CÚst_la_V gently deposits X-chan on the sofa
[23:08] <CÚst_la_V> Quinox.
[23:08] <CÚst_la_V> Enough.
[23:08] * Sailor Quinox turns to Minako and shoots her with a concussive beam
[23:08] * CÚst_la_V swings her sword in the air, inscribing a sigil of Venus in the air in a force bubble
[23:09] * CÚst_la_V easily deflects the blasts, deflecting them into the walls which explode
[23:09] * Sailor Quinox shoots at Haruka
[23:09] * CÚst_la_V is in Eternal Venus mode, her eyes are golden, her voice is stern.
[23:10] * CÚst_la_V leaps forward in a blur and deflects the blast from Haruka
[23:10] * Sailor Quinox shoots at Michiru
[23:10] <Sailor Quinox> I MUST DELIVER JUDGEMENT!!!!!!!
[23:11] <Sailor Quinox> JUDGEMENT!!!!!
[23:11] * CÚst_la_V tilts the sword sideways and nullfies the blast
[23:11] <CÚst_la_V> Your judgement is not needed now.
[23:12] * Sailor Quinox screams at the top of her lungs, shattering all the glass objects in the house
[23:12] <CÚst_la_V> Xadium. (turns to go back to him)
[23:13] * CÚst_la_V is unaffected.
[23:13] * CÚst_la_V goes back to Venus sofa and stands before it defensively, her golden eyes glowing.
[23:14] * Sailor Quinox falls to the ground and returns to normal
[23:14] * Sailor Quinox changes into her civilen form
[23:14] * Sailor Quinox is now known as Matsumi Shin
[23:14] * CÚst_la_V stands impassively, still stone-faced, taking no action.
[23:14] * CÚst_la_V looks over at the prone Time Lord.
[23:15] <CÚst_la_V> Xadium.
[23:15] * CÚst_la_V stands still, warily watching the others.
[23:16] * Shaldra Darkness looks at Venus, then looks away abruptly... scarry...
[23:19] * CÚst_la_V just stands there coldly, not interested in fighitng unless neccessary.
[23:22] <CÚst_la_V> I will allow his body to heal naturally. That Fool Nako.
[23:23] <CÚst_la_V> Until then no one is to touch him.
[23:23] <-Matsumi Shin> Minako-chan? Minako-chan, are you there?
[23:23] * Shaldra Darkness looks down like she's in trouble or something... Venus is frightening...
[23:23] * CÚst_la_V is silent.
[23:24] <FireFly_9> Minako-sempai is... unavailable.
[23:24] <Shinji Ikari> Quite the understatement, Hotaru.
[23:25] <CÚst_la_V> Prozac... Viagra... Cialis... that fool.
[23:28] * Dr_Xadium is peacefully in his self-induced healing coma
[23:28] <-Matsumi Shin> .......how's Doc.X?
[23:28] <CÚst_la_V> He is healing.
[23:29] * CÚst_la_V cracks her neck but is impassive
[23:43] * CÚst_la_V still stands sternly.
[23:44] * Dr_Xadium starts to wake.
[23:46] <-Matsumi Shin> Doc.X?.....Doc.X...is he awake?
[23:46] <Shinji Ikari> ...rei.bot, you are kooky.
[23:46] * Dr_Xadium wakes
[23:48] <Shinji Ikari> Doc, you ok now?
[23:49] * Shaldra Darkness looks over at Minako.... is she alright now?
[23:49] <@Dr_Xadium> I had to drop in a coma to heal... (notices Minako)
[23:49] <@Dr_Xadium> Mina??
[23:50] <CÚst_la_V> Xadium. (Still stern, but turns to face him)
[23:50] <@Dr_Xadium> Why are you in this form?
[23:50] <CÚst_la_V> (a little softer) Xadium.
[23:51] <@Dr_Xadium> Minako-chan... come back to me...
[23:51] <CÚst_la_V> They were trying to harm you.
[23:51] <@Dr_Xadium> I'm all right now, dear.
[23:52] <CÚst_la_V> I am... Princess Venus.
[23:52] <@Dr_Xadium> This I see.
[23:52] <CÚst_la_V> Had they harmed you I would have ruined this world.
[23:52] <FireFly_9> (dryly) That is MY Job.
[23:53] <@Dr_Xadium> Mina...
[23:53] <CÚst_la_V> You are safe?
[23:54] <@Dr_Xadium> Yes ^_^
[23:54] * CÚst_la_V walks over to Xadium and looks him in the eye, her golden eyes glowing softly.
[23:55] <@Dr_Xadium> Thank you for protecting me, ohime-sama...
[23:55] <CÚst_la_V> ( sheathes her sword in hyperspace) Xadium.
[23:56] <@Dr_Xadium> Come back to me... (takes her in his arms and gives her a soft kiss)
[23:56] * Shaldra Darkness hugs Solarchos tightly... doesn't like the super powerful Minako
[23:56] * CÚst_la_V 's expression softens and she detransforms, passing out in his arms
[23:56] <Shinji Ikari> Good job, Doc.
[23:57] * Dr_Xadium smiles softly at his future wife and lays her down on Venus Sofa, running his fingers though her hair.
[23:57] * @spiritflame scowls and would bat Xadium on the head but reconsiders and leaves.
[23:57] <CÚst_la_V> (groggy) oh... hungry...
[23:58] <CÚst_la_V> Moh... did anyone get the license plate number of that schmuck??
[23:58] <Shinji Ikari> "Truck", Mina.
[23:58] <@Dr_Xadium> "Truck" , sweetheart.
[23:58] * CÚst_la_V gets up slowly
[23:59] <-Matsumi Shin> Minako-chan....are you alright?
[23:59] <CÚst_la_V> No!! I'm VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY hungry!!
[00:01] * Dr_Xadium hugs Mina, squeezing tight
[00:01] <CÚst_la_V> What, X-chan??
[00:01] <@Dr_Xadium> I love you a lot, you know that?
[00:01] <CÚst_la_V> ? ? ?
[00:02] * CÚst_la_V giggles and smiles
[00:02] * Solarchos goes to the kitchen and brings Minako a cheese pizza.
[00:03] * Dr_Xadium and Mina blush a little as they look at the Pizza and then laugh
[00:04] * Dr_Xadium and Mina "Lady and the Tramp" a slice.