Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #644: “ Shocking Allegiance! Haruka's Hellish night!! (guest stars: YOU GUYS!) ”
#644: “ Shocking Allegiance! Haruka's Hellish night!! (guest stars: YOU GUYS!) ”

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*** Topic is '-= X + M 4ever! ♡ =-'
[01:22] * Cést_la_V changes topic to ``-= Mina-P's Love-Love Logbook: Day 5 =-`
[10:42] <Cést_la_V> OMG do you remember how I told you how tiny our cabin was?! Well X-chan and I got invited to eat breakfast with Michiru-san and Haruka-san in their "owner's" cabin... And.... OMG˛!! Their suite had a *separate* bedroom with a _king_ size bed, *five* mirrored armoires and a vanity/desk! Its full living room (!) had a gold sectional sofa, two chairs and oversized coffee table PLUS a dining area with glass table and a full bar with refrigerator(!!!) not to mention the 48 inch flat screen swivel TV... ¬_¬; Their balcony (YES, I sad *balcony* >_<) has a mosaic table, two chairs and chaise lounge. The bathroom had green granite counters, TWO sinks, a Jacuzzi tub, *separate* shower, bidet and ***mosaics*** on the wall and floor. Not to mention there's oak everywhere. Keh. I mean having a tiny cabin is cozy and intimate (♡) , but you think being pals with the owners they might have bumped us up a little... moh... but I'm still having loads of fun so I shouldn't be squeezing the flowered grapes...
[13:47] <Cést_la_V> After lunch there was a STREET PARADE in the "royal promenade" part of the ship... it was like a carnival with dancers and jugglers and jesters... X-chan bought me some Pizza and Ice cream and we watched as *Professor Tomoe* led some _daimons_ into the middle of the parade and joined in!! (Where did he get those from, anyway?!?!) The scary thing was NO ONE NOTICED because the parade was already soo wild O_o;
[13:49] <Cést_la_V> Tonight as a suprise engagement gift from Haruka-san and Michiru-san *I'm* going to headline the theatre performance tonight!! Idol Aino Minako is reborn on the high seas!! ♡_♡
[13:50] <Cést_la_V> Hmm... but now that I think about it, I came on this cruise to have a love-love romantic time with my iinazuke and _be_ entertained, not do the entertaining... I wonder if they aren't trying to get some work out of me... ¬_¬;
[13:51] <Cést_la_V> I knew it, the other performer got food poisoning and is in the sick bed... >_< (mental note: never eat the seafood on this ship)
[13:56] <Cést_la_V> X-chan tells me I've averaged about five hours a day just *eating* LOL
[14:01] <Cést_la_V> (But it's okay because every day we walk around deck a few times so the pounds don't show up that much... Haruka-san seems to be gaining weight though, maybe because she's enjoying not having to rely on Michiru-san's cooking)
[17:28] <Cést_la_V> ACK! X-chan just told me that the internet I'm using to post these messages back COSTS! (I'm not surprised; everything that's not nailed down seems to...) but it costs 50 cents American a MINUTE! OMG! Lucky I'm typing these up offline!!
[17:30] <Cést_la_V> Ne, we wish you guys were here and miss you all a lot!! ♡ I mean I'm sure you guys are glad not to have Chibiusa-chan running around like Will Chamberlain and Kobe Brian all put together, but it's kinda lonely without all you guys.....
[17:34] <Cést_la_V> Ugh, I'm so tired... I wanted to spend some time in the Thalassotherapy Pool, which is totally relaxing and invigorates your body after a day of walking / running around (which we were, hunting down the Professor's rouge diamons) but when we got there, Tomoe was already in it... in a speedo. >_< So we went back to the cabin and I got X-chan to massage my shoulders and neck ♡
[17:35] <Cést_la_V> But it might not be enough, I have to go on stage in about 30 minutes, and I have to go shower and get dressed... I can't believe Haruka and Michiru are making me *work* on my engagement cruise :P
[17:36] <Cést_la_V> (I was gonna say "Cheer for me!" but then I realized by the time you see this it will be done already. ARRGH.
[18:11] <Cést_la_V> ...
[18:12] <Cést_la_V> USAGI-CHAN, GOMEN NASAI, BUT I'M GOING TO TOSS YOUR DAUGHTER INTO THE SEA. -_-#
[18:14] <Cést_la_V> I got up on the stage to sing my new song, "Kiss˛ Bang˛", and was just getting the crowd into it when Chibiusa-chan jumped up onto the stage and SHOVED me off into the front row (I ended up flying tackling poor Hotaru-chan and Haruka-san)....
[18:14] <Cést_la_V> THEN SHE got up and started to do the Demi Moore routine from "Striptease".... >_<
[18:17] <Cést_la_V> The crowd is still in therapy. SO much for my big re-debut... X-chan is taking me and Haruka-san to the Ginza Teppanyaki Room and Sushi Bar which is amidships, but I don't know if I can keep my food down after what I saw.
[18:18] <Cést_la_V> I'm so disgusted... Sorry, but I can't write anymore for tonight.


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[18:23] <Haak> So Haruka, how was the party?
[18:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Was a good party. ^_^
[18:24] <FireFly_9> I don;t know how I will survive 2 in one week.

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[18:58] <FireFly_9> I never did get to speak to you last night Chibiusa...
[18:59] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> wat u went bich?
[18:59] <FireFly_9> I have a proposition for you.
[19:00] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> wat?! den wear da fack iz mai rang bich?!
[19:00] <FireFly_9> NOT THAT KIND OF PROPOSITION!
[19:01] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> den u gatz mony???
[19:01] <FireFly_9> Oh I have something better than money, Chibiusa-chan...
[19:01] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> da sax??
[19:01] <FireFly_9> NO, NOT THE SE... ahem.
[19:02] <FireFly_9> I offer you... King Endymion of Crystal Tokyo.
[19:02] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> !
[19:02] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> o sit u meen mai popa? !
[19:02] <FireFly_9> Indeed.
[19:03] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> bat hi gat bak wit moma wen si fad ham da geydits DNA an gav ham mr maxx poawar
[19:03] <FireFly_9> Yes. And this brought Setsuna-momma back here.
[19:03] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> yah facking poo alweyz kaling mi smarr radi
[19:04] <FireFly_9> WE have a common purpose. Setsuna-san will remain here as long as she thinks Endymion is back with his wife.
[19:05] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> oic
[19:05] <Between_the_Lines> So, you're breaking up Serenity and Endymion, just to get Setsuna off your back?
[19:05] <FireFly_9> They had their marraige and the child, so history will not unravel.
[19:06] <FireFly_9> The breakup would take place in their "now" long after Chibiusa was born.
[19:06] <Shinj Ikari> I have a question for you, Hotaru...
[19:06] <FireFly_9> Yes, Shinji?
[19:06] <Shinj Ikari> If you're offering Endymion to Chibiusa...
[19:07] <Shinj Ikari> Think you could offer Serenity to me?
[19:07] <FireFly_9> I do not peddle flesh.
[19:08] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi rabs har hund togather
[19:08] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> an sinz i mad harackra popa adipt mi mamo chun iz nat may fater so its nit insest
[19:09] <FireFly_9> That's dubious, but I'll accept it.
[19:09] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshshshshshs
[19:10] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ok horatru im an in dfa plan
[19:10] * FireFly_9 and Chibiusa shake hands
[19:10] <FireFly_9> To the Deadly Alliance.
[19:10] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> da dedli allionce!!11 mohshshshshshshshsh!
[19:11] * Cést_la_V appears backlit by the light
[19:11] <Lilith> Dude, this is pretty f[BLEEP]ed up right here.
[19:12] <Cést_la_V> As the Goddess of Love I can't allow you to sabotage a marriage! Kobe Bryant and the LA Lakers might permit it, but I won't!!
[19:13] <FireFly_9> Minako-sempai, remember what Usagfi-san did to you...
[19:13] <Cést_la_V> Still... I respect the institutions of Marriage!!! (shows off her ring)
[19:14] <FireFly_9> Minako-sempai, I cannot be deterred.
[19:14] <Cést_la_V> But why team up with Jedite and Chibiusa-chan?
[19:14] <FireFly_9> Expediency.
[19:14] <Lilith> Miss Starcat, I think you've been infected by whatever Chibiusa has. I recommend you see your doctor.
[19:14] <Cést_la_V> So the meanies justifiy the endings?!
[19:15] <Shinji Ikari> Means.
[19:15] <FireFly_9> Regrettable, but so.
[19:15] <Between_the_Lines> Minako: 'means', dear.
[19:15] * Cést_la_V turns to Hotaru-chan sternly
[19:16] <Cést_la_V> As your sempai I can't allow it!! ♡
[19:16] <Between_the_Lines> Minako: How are you? Have a good day today?
[19:16] <Cést_la_V> BTL: ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
[19:16] <Cést_la_V> Hotaru-chan, don't be a slob!!
[19:17] <FireFly_9> "Snob", and that's not the point!
[19:19] <FireFly_9> Minako-sempai, Setsuna-momma must go.
[19:19] <Cést_la_V> She doesn't seem so bad...
[19:19] <::ChibiQ> but..but...does that mean I won't be born????
[19:19] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> poo iz a facking bich!!
[19:20] <::ChibiQ> ...and what about the other kids????
[19:20] <FireFly_9> Miki, if course you'll be born, this is AFTER all the things that happen
[19:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WAIT!
[19:20] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa?
[19:20] <Cést_la_V> Haruka-san?
[19:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> IF YOU CAN STOP MY BREEDING I'M F[BLEEP]ING IN THE GAME
[19:21] <FireFly_9> Done.
[19:21] <Haak> LMAO
[19:21] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> swaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!11
[19:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!
[19:22] <Cést_la_V> Haruka-san!! Hotaru-chan!!
[19:22] <FireFly_9> Objectives: 1. End the "Miracle Romance" 2. Prevent Haruka-san from having offspring.
[19:22] <Cést_la_V> Ano---!
[19:23] <FireFly_9> NOT YOURS
[19:23] <Cést_la_V> Ok but STILL
[19:23] <::ChibiQ> um...Aunty Haruka....if you hurt Megume...my best friend.......*begins to cry*
[19:23] * ChibiQ bursts into tears
[19:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Miki is Megume my kid?
[19:23] <::ChibiQ> AUNTY HARUKA!!! I HATE YOU!!!!
[19:24] * ChibiQ Runs out crying
[19:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I F MEGUME IS MY KID SHE'S MY PROPERTY AND I DISAWOV HER EXISTENCE !
[19:24] <FireFly_9> ...
[19:24] * FireFly_9 and Chibiusa: "Your kids are not your property!!"
[19:25] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hloy sit horatru ur mai sistar...
[19:25] <FireFly_9> Ugh don't remind me.
[19:25] <Between_the_Lines> Haruka: Now, that was mean.
[19:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I. AM NOT. A BREEDER.
[19:25] <::Sailor Quinox> ...look what you did Haruka...I hope you're happy....
[19:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I will f[BLEEP]ing Terminator 2 in reverse that thing.
[19:26] <::Sailor Quinox> ...besides...as we've seen...you're kid has been already born....so you can do nothing.....
[19:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Q.... when I remove the kid, Miki will have never net her, she'll forget her and be happy again :P
[19:26] <::Sailor Quinox> ....you really are a cold hearted b[BLEEP]h, Haruka...I hope you like hurting kids...
[19:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh I'll go back in time future wise. .
[19:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm not gonna hit the KID
[19:27] * Sailor Quinox punches Haruka in the gut and leaves
[19:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm gonna kick the s[BLEEP]t out of ME!!!!!!!!!!!
[19:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I AM MY OWN PROPERTY!!!
[19:27] <Haak> Man, Q's feeling violent today
[19:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Q! IF YOU'RE LIKE THAT... EVERY TIME YOU HIT ME TODAY YOU HIT THE KID!!
[19:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YOU HIT THE KID Q!
[19:28] <::Sailor Quinox> ...Minako.....I think Miki ran to your house......
[19:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You hit THE KID.
[19:28] * Cést_la_V runs back to her place
[19:28] <Lilith> Miss Tomoe, don't you think Sailor Pluto or Dr Xadium might interfere to prevent you from altering the time-line? That sort of thing *is* their specialty.
[19:29] <FireFly_9> I will keep Setsuna-san occupied, and Xadium... won't know when we make our move.
[19:29] <::Sailor Quinox> ..but then how do you know that won't erase Miki, Lilith...never...ever...ever...interfere with timelines....
[19:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't weael out of it Q... if you had killed me with the bat you would have killed the kid.
[19:30] <::Sailor Quinox> ....I don't want anything done that will endanger my or our future...GOT IT!!!!!!!!!
[19:30] <Lilith> Miss Tomoe, Dr. Xadium is a *Time Lord*. He probably knows things about time travel that Setsuna doesn't.
[19:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Because I willonly hit ME.
[19:30] <::Sailor Quinox> ...why do you think I let you off, Haruka...cause I liked you? *laughs*
[19:30] <Shinji Ikari> Does anyone recall DBZ?
[19:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Trunks was a MORON.
[19:32] <Lilith> Miss Tomoe, also how are you so sure that your actions won't have unforeseen consequences?
[19:32] <::Sailor Quinox> ...Hotaru....do you want Miki to disspper forever?
[19:32] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa, Chibiusa-chan, Jedite and I WILL NOT be stopped.
[19:33] <FireFly_9> Miki will not be endangered.
[19:33] <FireFly_9> I will make sure of it.
[19:34] <Lilith> Miss Haruka, aren't you even the least bit interested in finding out the circumstances surrounding your future child's birth?
[19:35] <::Sailor Quinox> .....Haruka....give it up....I don't want Miki to be alone...with out a friend...
[19:35] <FireFly_9> My knowledge of Physics is not inconsiderable
[19:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The other senshi have kids, don't bulls[BLEEP]t me.
[19:36] <Lilith> Miss Tomoe, conventional physics is one thing. Temporal mechanics, paraquantum physics, probablility mechanics, and geometrodynamics are something else.
[19:37] <FireFly_9> Lilith do not patronize me.
[19:38] <Lilith> Miss Tomoe, I'm only trying to point out that you may be meddling in things you don't fully understand.
[19:38] <FireFly_9> Beyond what I learned from my father, who crack open holes into other universes regularly I have my own knowledge.
[19:38] <FireFly_9> Speaking of whom....
[19:39] * Cést_la_V returns with Miki-chan
[19:39] <Lilith> Ow! Miss Knifey?!
[19:39] <Haak> Q - I can't help but wonder why you stayed HERE while your daughter ran off crying?
[19:39] * Cést_la_V is holding Miki-chan.
[19:40] <::Sailor Quinox> MIKI!! where was she?
[19:40] <FireFly_9> I should enlist Papa as well.
[19:40] <Cést_la_V> At my place...
[19:40] <GERMATOID> HMM
[19:40] <GERMATOID> I'M IN IF I CAB GET A DATE WITH SETSY
[19:41] <FireFly_9> ...
[19:41] <::Sailor Quinox> Miki...are you alright?
[19:41] <Lilith> Miss Tomoe, your father was/is a mad scientist with no respect for balance or the natural order of things. Please don't follow his example.
[19:41] <FireFly_9> Yesssssss.
[19:41] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> horatru i tot u sed u wouldn tpaddlt frlash
[19:41] <::ChibiQ> (snif).....is Megume going to die???
[19:42] <FireFly_9> Papa will give us technical advice and "distract" Sestuna-momma.
[19:42] <Lilith> Miss Tomoe, are you even listening to me or are you just nodding randomly like Miss Haruka?
[19:43] <FireFly_9> Lilith you have no say in this discussion, to quote Haruka-poppa, "Butt out."
[19:43] <::ChibiQ> ....Aunty Minako....is Megume going to be alright?
[19:43] * Haak notes that Hotaru just said BUTT
[19:44] * Shinji Ikari sighs at Haak
[19:44] <KawaiiShoujo> Minako, I think I might need some Gatorade for a purpose that's not listed.
[19:44] <Cést_la_V> I used it all today, Go-Go, gomen.... ♡
[19:45] <Cést_la_V> I dunno if the fridge made more yet.
[19:45] <::ChibiQ> I DON'T WANT MEGUME AND THE OTHERS TO FADE AWAY!! I WANNA REMEMBER THEM!!!!
[19:45] * ChibiQ rushes to Minako and crys on her legs
[19:46] * Cést_la_V pats Miki on the head.
[19:46] <Knifey> Children are annoying and if you haven't noticed a future with those two in charge means the down fall of us all
[19:47] <FireFly_9> Knifey: YES!
[19:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> DAMN RIGHT K.
[19:47] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> o!
[19:47] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
[19:47] <::ChibiQ> I wanna remember my friends.....otherwise.....who will protect the planets in the future?
[19:47] <Cést_la_V> Hotaru-chan... I may have to go against you....
[19:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Miki, I'm just getting rid of ONE kid.
[19:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Mine.
[19:49] <::Sailor Quinox> I'm gonna have to go against you too...however much I hate Usagi....I don't think this is right...
[19:50] <FireFly_9> Hmm...Haruka-san's goals are engandering our mission. She's out.
[19:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WHAT? !
[19:50] <FireFly_9> Just being Pragmatic. Something I learned from you.
[19:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> F[BLEEP] ME

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[21:53] <@Dr_Xadium> (tired) Nako... it's up.
[21:54] <::Sailor Quinox> man, Doc.X.....you look awful!!!
[21:54] * Dr_Xadium hasn't had much rest
[21:54] * Cést_la_V giggles
[21:55] * Senshi Guardian hands Dr X., a YJ Stinger
[21:55] * Dr_Xadium accepts with thanks
[21:55] <::Sailor Quinox> .......man....I need a drink...
[21:55] * Sailor Quinox hits Haruka in the back of the head with her hand
[21:56] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- beers Q
[21:57] <::Sailor Quinox> remember, Haruka....I don't drink...uh...oh...crap!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE HARUKA!?!
[21:57] * Dr_Xadium falls asleep on Mina's shoulder
[21:57] <::Sailor Quinox> YOU JUST MADE ME DRINK BEER!?!
[21:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> sdamn! (hands Q the antabuse
[21:58] <::Sailor Quinox> HARUKA...I....I..uh...I ...uh..uh..uh
[21:58] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- tasty coffees her
[21:58] * Sailor Quinox is drunk
[21:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Aww s[BLEEP]t!
[21:58] <::Sailor Quinox> ..Ah...Haruka-babe...you look sexy...ah....
[21:59] * Senshi Guardian mixes a Hyper Coffee, just in case supreme sobering is needed, and hopes it works this time
[21:59] * Sailor Quinox grabs Haruka by the back of the head and kisses her passonitly
[21:59] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- forcefeeds her super strong tasty coffee
[21:59] * Sailor Quinox is kissing Haruka and using the tongue!!
[21:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> .... (dammit )
[22:00] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- IVs her the damn cofeee
[22:00] * Sailor Quinox stops kissing...
[22:00] <::Sailor Quinox> uh...uh..it's soooo hot in here....
[22:00] * Sailor Quinox starts to take off her nightslip
[22:00] <Cést_la_V> X-chan go back to sleep quick...
[22:00] * Cést_la_V covers his eyes
[22:01] * Cést_la_V covers her eyes too
[22:01] <::Sailor Quinox> hiya.....minoka-chun...
[22:01] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- wants to close her eyes but
[22:01] <::Sailor Quinox> what's everyone looking at....
[22:01] * Sailor Quinox takes her nightslip off fully!!!
[22:02] * Cést_la_V and X-chan have eyes covered!
[22:02] <::Sailor Quinox> arn't I sexy.......
[22:02] * Sailor Quinox sits in Haruka's lap
[22:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> O_o;
[22:02] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- coffees her at warp speed
[22:03] * Sailor Quinox is getting drunker
[22:03] * Sailor Quinox hugs Haruka to her naked chest
[22:03] * Cést_la_V keeps her and X-chan's eyes covered
[22:03] <::Sailor Quinox> Haruka....you're a goddess..heheheheheh
[22:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh HELL no MR. VAN SENSHI.
[22:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I ain't no Arnold JAckson!
[22:04] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mi is waching wit da vadeo kamra
[22:04] * Sailor Quinox hugs Haruka tighter and kisses Haruka on the lips
[22:05] * Sailor Quinox is kissing her
[22:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[22:05] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- needs to get the hell out of this s[BLEEP]t.
[22:05] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshshshhshshshs ppl wall pai tuns 4 dis vadeo
[22:06] <::Sailor Quinox> ...heheheheheh...I feel sooo good!
[22:06] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> quinus harackra
[22:06] * Senshi Guardian tosses Haruka the container of Hyper Coffee, worth a shot
[22:06] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- inteavrenously feeds it to her
[22:06] * Sailor Quinox turns and sees Chibi-usa...
[22:06] <::Sailor Quinox> ...who's the little runt?
[22:06] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak bichj!
[22:07] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ..|..
[22:07] * Sailor Quinox throws the TV at Chibi-usa
[22:07] <::Sailor Quinox> TAKE THAT B[BLEEP]CH!!!
[22:08] * Cést_la_V hears the TV explode!!
[22:08] * Sailor Quinox takes chibi-usa's camera and crushs it
[22:08] <Cést_la_V> What's going on here!!?
[22:08] <::Sailor Quinox> HIYA, MINAKO-CHAN *jumps up and down with excitement*
[22:08] * Cést_la_V makes sure X-chan's eyes are still covered!
[22:09] * Cést_la_V runs with X-chan upstairs
[22:09] <::Sailor Quinox> ......I feel REEEEAL good!!
[22:09] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- tackles Q and gets a towel around her
[22:10] * Sailor Quinox turns to Haruka with a wild look in her eyes
[22:10] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- ties up the towel
[22:10] * Sailor Quinox digs her nails into Haruka's back
[22:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Snap out of it woman!!
[22:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YAAAAATRGGGGGGGGGGGH!!1
[22:10] * Sub Zippo pulls out the popcorn
[22:11] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- pinches Q's nose shut and forces coffee down her mouth
[22:11] * Sailor Quinox bites Haruka's tongue
[22:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> THE POWER OF CAFFIENE COMPELS YOU!!
[22:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> AHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
[22:11] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- forces more into Q
[22:11] <::NakoNako> boy this is some interesting foreplay
[22:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> THE POWER OF CAFFIENE COMPELS YOU!
[22:12] * Sailor Quinox starts to hallucinate from the caffine
[22:12] <::Sailor Quinox> ..is that you, Hideki?
[22:12] * Senshi Guardian thinks me need a young priest and an old priest
[22:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Mother f[BLEEP]er.
[22:12] * Sailor Quinox tackles Haruka to the ground
[22:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
[22:13] * // J_Daito // emerges from the shadows
[22:13] * // J_Daito // begins to suck the energy from Quinox at hyperspeed
[22:13] * Sailor Quinox tears off the towal
[22:14] * Sailor Quinox collapses in a faint ontop of Haruka
[22:14] * Senshi Guardian tries to pry Q off Haruka, "You owe me for this Haruka!"
[22:14] * Sailor Quinox is still topless
[22:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn thanks Jed.
[22:14] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- wraps Q back up
[22:14] * // J_Daito // retreats to his training on the other side of reality.
[22:15] <Shinji Ikari> Man, Jedite is one bad mother f[BLEEP]er.
[22:15] <Cést_la_V> (from upstairs) Is it safe??
[22:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I think so...
[22:15] * Cést_la_V and X-chan warily come down the stairs.
[22:16] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi teleprots awey
[22:17] * Senshi Guardian removes his blindffold...."well damn....."
[22:17] * Sailor Quinox faints again
[22:17] <Senshi Guardian> is she ok Haruka?
[22:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Her? WTF about ME?
[22:17] * Cést_la_V and X-chan sit on Venus Sofa
[22:18] <Shinji Ikari> Are you ok, Haruka?
[22:18] <::Sailor Quinox> ugh......
[22:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No, man... I'm pretty f[BLEEP]ing far from ok right now.
[22:18] * Sailor Quinox vomits on Haruka
[22:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> yeah.
[22:19] * Dr_Xadium goes to see if Quinox needs any help.
[22:19] * Senshi Guardian tosses Haruka a towel
[22:19] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is just standing there, f[BLEEP]ed.
[22:20] <::Sailor Quinox> ......ugh....I hurt...I burn.....ugh
[22:20] * Dr_Xadium leans over Quinox and checks her pupils.
[22:20] * Senshi Guardian tosses haruka a beer,. "You need this i bet"
[22:20] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is hit in the face by the beer
[22:21] <Senshi Guardian> So whats the prognosis doc?
[22:21] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is immobile.
[22:21] <@Dr_Xadium> Looks dazed, slightly.
[22:21] * Shinji Ikari waves his hands infront of Haruka
[22:21] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is out of it
[22:21] * Dr_Xadium goes to look at Haruka.
[22:22] * Sailor Quinox spirts a little vomit through her mouth
[22:22] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- vomits on Xadium.
[22:22] <@Dr_Xadium> ...
[22:22] <Shinji Ikari> ...that's just plain wrong.
[22:22] <::Sailor Quinox> .....ugh....my head...ugh....
[22:23] * Cést_la_V takes her handkerchief and helps X-chan clean up.
[22:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> must... kill... quinox.
[22:23] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- faints
[22:24] * Cést_la_V takes X-chan to the bathroom and helps him clean off
[22:24] * Sailor Quinox mouth is bubbling with vomit
[22:24] <Senshi Guardian> you know, Haruka spends more time laying on the floor then artemis
[22:24] <Shinji Ikari> Interesting point, SG.
[22:24] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- twitches
[22:25] * GERMATOID WANDERS BY AND HELPS QUINOX UP TO AVOID HER CHOKING ON HER OWN VOMITUS
[22:25] <::Sailor Quinox> ugh.....mommy...is that you?...usghhh
[22:25] * Shinji Ikari props a pillow under Haruka's head
[22:25] <GERMATOID> (FALSETTO) YESS DEAR! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[22:26] <Shinji Ikari> You never know how long she'll be down there.
[22:26] * Senshi Guardian tries not to laugh
[22:26] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- vurls up into the fetal position
[22:26] <::Sailor Quinox> ugh...I want my teddy...ugh..ugh...
[22:27] * Senshi Guardian hands Q a Sailor V plushy, closest thing we have
[22:27] * GERMATOID (FALSETTO) I DON'T HAVE YOUR LINGERIE HERE, DEAR! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[22:27] * Senshi Guardian still trying not to laugh at the Prof.
[22:27] <::Sailor Quinox> ugh.....thanks, mommy...ugh..ugh....
[22:28] * Cést_la_V and X-chan return; Xadium is cleaned off
[22:28] <@Dr_Xadium> Not the way I wanted to wake up.
[22:28] * Dr_Xadium and Mina sit on Venus couch.
[22:28] <Senshi Guardian> Well, it's never a dull day around here huh
[22:29] <Shinji Ikari> Doc, you can't deny it's a sure-fire away to guantee the person is awake.
[22:29] <GERMATOID> (FALSETTO) NO PROBLEM DEAR! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
[22:29] <::Sailor Quinox> don't leave me mommy..ugh.....ugh.......
[22:29] <::NakoNako> so who wants some more b33r?
[22:29] <Shinji Ikari> Nako, no more beer for the moment.
[22:29] * Cést_la_V wants some Vanilla coke.
[22:29] * Shinji Ikari drinks a mug of Seppuku
[22:29] * Dr_Xadium just takes water.
[22:30] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- gets up slow
[22:30] <Senshi Guardian> and so it lives
[22:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn woman needs to learn to hold her liquor
[22:31] * Sailor Quinox is asleep on the floor
[22:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> IOr say I want "Soda" instead of a "Drink"
[22:31] * Senshi Guardian throws a blanket over Q
[22:31] * GERMATOID SUES SHINJI
[22:31] * Shinji Ikari gives the Professor a royality check
[22:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Or say "I want SOMETHING to drink"
[22:32] <Cést_la_V> Nanika nomitaides!!
[22:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Die.
[22:32] * Sub Zippo is in the corner, still eating his popcorn, just watching in quiet awe.
[22:32] * Sailor Quinox sleeps peacefully
[22:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL
[22:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> OH NOW SHE'S F[BLEEP]ING PEACEFUL
[22:32] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- has a headache
[22:33] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- goes upstaits to her room to crash
[22:33] <Senshi Guardian> and another crisis adverted
[22:33] <Shinji Ikari> That's life... one moment it's peacefull... the next someone is kicking you in the nads.
[22:33] * NakoNako gives speedracer a bottle of tylenol
[22:33] * Sailor Quinox drools slightly and hugggles the sailor V plushie
[22:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (distantly) Heh.
[22:33] * Dr_Xadium hugs Mina a little and falls asleep on her shoulder
[22:34] <Cést_la_V> ♡
[22:34] * Cést_la_V drinks her Vanilla Coke.
[22:35] <Cést_la_V> hehehe
[22:35] <::Sailor Quinox> mommy.......i wanna toy.......
[22:36] * GERMATOID (FALSETTO) OK!! (HANDS HER A SCALPEL)
[22:36] <Senshi Guardian> Hum, do you want to handdle this one minako, or should i?
[22:36] * Shinji Ikari sighs
[22:36] <Shinji Ikari> Profess, that's not a toy.
[22:36] * Senshi Guardian facefaults at the prof.
[22:37] <::Sailor Quinox> no....mommy...wrong toy.....*throws it at Germatoid*
[22:37] <GERMATOID> IT IS FOR ME! MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!
[22:37] * GERMATOID CATCHES IT LIKE XENA CATCHES ARROW!
[22:37] * GERMATOID GIVES HER A LIGHTER
[22:38] <Senshi Guardian> um, fire and alchol infused dried vomit, not a good mix
[22:38] <::Sailor Quinox> ...no toy...want sleep mommy......*throws lighter over sholuder*
[22:38] <Shinji Ikari> Professor, nice mad martial art skills... but take back that lighter before she becomes a sleeping pyro.
[22:38] <Senshi Guardian> do we a fire extinguisher around?
[22:39] * @spiritflame uses fire existinguisher attachment to clean it up
[22:39] * GERMATOID GIVES HER A PYREX BEAKER
[22:39] <Senshi Guardian> Rei.bot once again creepy...but cool
[22:40] <@spiritflame> :P
[22:40] <Shinji Ikari> I would've found that creepy but after the photo deal, not anymore.
[22:40] <Cést_la_V> ...iinazuke?
[22:40] * Senshi Guardian sips on a diet coke with lime
[22:40] * Dr_Xadium is asleep
[22:40] <::Sailor Quinox> .....mommy is the best scientist in da world....zzzzzzzzzzz
[22:41] <GERMATOID> (FALSETTO) THAKS DEARIE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[22:41] * Sailor Quinox snores loudly
[22:42] * Senshi Guardian isn't to bothered by it
[22:43] * Cést_la_V giggles
[22:43] * Sailor Quinox is fast asleep
[22:44] <Cést_la_V> X-chan didn't like it either heh
[22:45] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- 's snoring can be heard all the way downstairs
[22:45] <::Sailor Quinox> zzzzzz....Mommy....can I play with Haruka-chan today?...zzzzzzzzzzzz
[22:47] * GERMATOID (FALSETTO) SORRY DEAR, HARUKA-CHAN IS GROUNDED! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[22:47] <::Sailor Quinox> zzzzzzzz.....I wanna visit Haruka-chan....why won't you let me play with my cousin...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
[22:47] <GERMATOID> O_o;
[22:51] <::NakoNako> train 48 is good
[22:51] * Sailor Quinox pulls blanket tighter over her
[22:51] * Cést_la_V gets a blanket and covers X-chan, who rests on her shoulder
[22:53] * GERMATOID GOES BACK TO THE LAB
[22:59] <Cést_la_V> LOL
[22:59] <Cést_la_V> URL --> http://fury.com/images/weblog/google_circa_1960.jpg
[23:00] <Cést_la_V> Google in 1960
[23:05] * Cést_la_V starts to get sleepy too...
[23:05] <Cést_la_V> Moh...
[23:05] <Cést_la_V> I think I'm gonna take X-chan home...
[23:06] <Cést_la_V> Gomen, we're both tired...
[23:06] <Cést_la_V> Goodnight!! ♡♡♡
[23:07] * Cést_la_V gently wakes X-chan, he waves goodnight; they go home

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