Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #642: “ 'Oh, my Eyes!' Haruka's Drunken Torment!! (guest stars: YOU GUYS!) ”
#642: “'Oh, my Eyes!' Haruka's Drunken Torment!! (guest stars: YOU GUYS!) ”

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[22:48] * Cést_la_V changes topic to `-= Mina-P's Love-Love Logbook: Day 3 =-`
[22:58] <Cést_la_V> Did you know the sound of the water hitting the ship's hull sounds like waves crashing at the beach?
[23:00] <Cést_la_V> X-chan and I have a nice forward cabin... away from the engines you can really hear the sound effect, especially late at night if you turn your head to the window... it's very soothing....
[23:04] <Cést_la_V> They leave little newsletters on the bed each morning, with lists of the fun things you can do all day (that is, if you decide to leave your cabin ♡♡ It's really cool!
[23:13] <Cést_la_V> Oh... poor Hotaru-chan... she's suffering now... the sun is REALLY bad on these cruises, it's so bright, and she's spent so much time chasing Chibiusa-chan, Elios and Setsuna-san around that she got really bad sunburn (she's not used to being in the sun a lot)... so Haruka-san and Michiru-san are taking good care of her... it's kind of sweet to see their family together again, even if for a little while... ♡
[23:19] <Cést_la_V> Heh, X-chan nearly DROWNED today. We were in one of the on-deck hot tubs when the ship encountered some big wave or something.... the water in the hot tub sloshes around a LOT when the ship pitches, and he got dunked (I was near a little railing thing and hung on) LOL it was funny I'm glad he didn't die!
[23:21] <Cést_la_V> Today Haruka-san challenged Jedite to a game of one on one basketball on the ships basketball court... Jedite kept winning with impossible moves and Haruka-san was really pissed off / impressed because Jedite's training at the end of the Universe made him too tough...
[23:22] <Cést_la_V> ...then she found out that Setsuna-san was using "Time Stop" to rig the game by stopping time and taking a ladder to reposition the ball over the basket (hey how come she doesn't die from doing that anymore???)
[23:34] <Cést_la_V> Keh. I thought I'd try to "civilize' Chibiusa-chan by inviting her and Elios to the shipboard dance.... Haruka-san and Michiru-san, as usual, lit up the dance floor like a flashlight... Professor Tomoe did a little disco fever... X-chan tried to keep up with me (I'm teaching him how to dance) and Setsuna-san forced Jedite into a waltz.... things were OK until the host said "do your own thing" and Chibiusa-chan started doing a *pole dance* using Elios as the pole... ¬_¬; The rest of us went to our cabins after that.
[23:46] <Cést_la_V> To give Haruka-san and Michiru-san a break, X-chan and I are going to stay with Hotaru-chan tonight tending to her... she's healing up pretty quickly (even faster than me with my Senshi healing), so by tomorrow she should be OK, but she's kind of lonely with everyone else out having fun....
[23:47] <Cést_la_V> Which reminds me... I haven't seen Artemis since we came on board....
[23:48] <Cést_la_V> This place is really fun, even with the craziness!! I wih you guys were here!! ♡


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[14:58] <@Dr_Xadium> Damn Mina this thing is far cuter than it has any right to be...
[14:58] * Cést_la_V giggles
[14:58] <Cést_la_V> Minna!! X-chan added Sailor V plushies to the welcome guide!!
[14:58] <Cést_la_V> Now you can all have them!!
[14:59] * Haak checks
[14:59] * Sub Zippo gasps. Arigato!!
[14:59] <starcat> cuute!
[14:59] * Sub Zippo snags one for his monitor.
[14:59] * starcat grabs one
[14:59] <Cést_la_V> Isn't it?! hehehehehehehe ♡
[15:00] * Dr_Xadium hugs Mina (who needs a plushie when you have the real thing?)
[15:00] * Cést_la_V giggles
[15:00] <Cést_la_V> You're welcome!! ♡
[15:00] <starcat> lol XD
[15:01] * starcat is very very happy right about now!!
[15:02] * Haak gets a plushie for Euri
[15:02] <Cést_la_V> That's why Suburban Senshi is here!! 91% Happy, only 9% Angst!! O!
[15:02] <starcat> LOL!!
[15:04] * Cést_la_V leans back and relaxes
[15:06] * Dr_Xadium wonders what Setsuna has been up lately.
[15:06] <Cést_la_V> Best not to think about it.
[15:06] * starcat drinks her vanilla coke, but is too happy to relax
[15:07] <Cést_la_V> Starcat-chan, you have to master being "happily relaxed!!"
[15:09] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- stumbles in, drinking beer as fast as she can
[15:10] <Cést_la_V> Haruka-san?
[15:10] <Haak> Yo Haruka.
[15:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> must...forget... must...forget...
[15:11] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- drops on TUXEDO sofa and pours beer into her face
[15:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> gotta (burble) forget...
[15:11] * starcat will shove Harua off of Tuxedo Sofa if any beer gets on it
[15:12] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- tries to kill as many brain cells as possible
[15:12] <Cést_la_V> Bye haak!!
[15:12] <Cést_la_V> What's wrong, Haruka-san??
[15:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> MAn... I traumatized my damn self.
[15:13] <Cést_la_V> What happened??
[15:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man I'm getting f[BLEEP]in ;old...
[15:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> /em pours more beer in her mouth, two cans at a time
[15:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I was shopping today.... for some boxers and cologne and s[BLEEP]t...
[15:14] <starcat> what? some kid whoop you at DDR?
[15:14] <Cést_la_V> Uh-huh.
[15:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I eas at the checkout line...
[15:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And you know I was lookin; at the f[BLEEP]in'; tabloids
[15:15] *** Moonstar [cdm-66-233-149-132.fayt.cox-internet.com] has joined #suburbansenshi
[15:15] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Moonstar
[15:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Standard stuff, the prophecies of Mrs. Nostradamus and s[BLEEP]t
[15:15] <Cést_la_V> And were in them, Haruka-san??
[15:16] <Cést_la_V> You were in them??
[15:16] <@Dr_Xadium> Hi Moonstar..
[15:16] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- giuzzles some mroe beer
[15:16] <Moonstar> Hey there everyone.
[15:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No I look at tone of the cover rite...
[15:16] <Cést_la_V> She's getting smushed...
[15:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I lokeat the cover and saw this really hot chick...
[15:17] <Cést_la_V> And Michiru-san caught you??
[15:17] * starcat is back
[15:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> NO dammit!!
[15:17] <Moonstar> That would be my guess.
[15:17] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- must FORGET
[15:17] <Cést_la_V> It was a transvestite?
[15:17] * Moonstar looks for some Tasty Coffee
[15:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WORSE!
[15:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> oh gowd i'm getting old
[15:18] <Moonstar> It was a straight up MAN right?
[15:18] <Cést_la_V> Spill it out, already!!
[15:18] < Moonstar> Spit
[15:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn you people!!
[15:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I saw a CHICK
[15:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> She was HOT
[15:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I was OGLING
[15:18] * Moonstar walks over to haruka and sits down next to her
[15:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Then... I ... realized.
[15:19] <Cést_la_V> What?
[15:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> IT WAS AN OLSEN TWIN!
[15:19] <starcat> LOL!!!!
[15:19] * Moonstar blinks
[15:19] <starcat> ROFL!!
[15:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I saw them on TV as TODDLERS clinging to Bob Sagets' F[BLEEP]ING LEG
[15:19] <Moonstar> Sooo they grew up. Now they're not bad looking. What's the probblem?
[15:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I saw them getting DIAPER CHANGES
[15:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WTF I AM TEH SUAPAR ANCIENT
[15:20] <Moonstar> Oooo. . . Yeah, now that I think about that, that is grose.
[15:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> This is NOT F[BLEEP]ING COOL MAN
[15:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> NOT F[BLEEP]ING COOL
[15:20] <Moonstar> Haruka, you'll be around for at least 1000 years.
[15:21] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- rolls off the sofa so she can immerse herself in Beer
[15:21] <Moonstar> You have to get used to the fact that you'll be older then most people and that we will come and die
[15:21] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- drops three cans on herself
[15:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, I'll get there when I get there I ain't there yet.
[15:21] <Moonstar> Haruka, you're missing your mouth and waisting it.
[15:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That chick coulda been my kid
[15:22] * Moonstar hugs the beer soaked Haruka
[15:22] <Moonstar> She could have been your kid, if you had her at like 16
[15:22] * @spiritflame runs in, snaps off her left arm and activates the wetvac attachment
[15:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> SO!?
[15:23] * starcat is glad that Haruka rolled off the sofa before dousing herself in beer
[15:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It's a VALID POINT
[15:23] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- did that for you, Sc
[15:23] <Moonstar> Don't worry about it. You're not old to me.
[15:23] * starcat thanks Haruka: ^_^
[15:23] * Cést_la_V picks up rei.bot's left arm and looks at it quizzically.
[15:24] <@spiritflame> do not play with it
[15:24] * Cést_la_V drops the arm and giggles sheepishly
[15:24] * @spiritflame cleans off Haruka and the floor and retrieves her arm
[15:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I am in pain.
[15:25] * starcat thinks the whole "arm attachments" thing is creepy
[15:25] <starcat> aww...Poor little 'Ruka...
[15:25] * @spiritflame is an artifical human, deal :P
[15:25] <Moonstar> Haruka, this is the price of long life. We who are not senshi or time lords will die and leave our off spring to grow. Those will be your new Hot chick to looks at.
[15:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah but I ain't hit that yet, I'm still running on normal time here!
[15:26] <Moonstar> I think it's really handie. rei.bot is way more useful then an actual Human.
[15:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> OH GOD THAT'S DISGUSTING
[15:26] * Moonstar hugs Haruka
[15:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I COULD BE OGLING NEKO-CHAN'S KID!!
[15:26] <starcat> LOL
[15:26] <Cést_la_V> You better not. ¬_¬;
[15:27] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- cries like a baby
[15:27] <Moonstar> Uhh, well if she has the kid sometime soon. But that's a good 1000 years off.
[15:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn Ashely Olsen DAMN
[15:27] * Moonstar holds Haruka as she crys
[15:27] <Cést_la_V> I DON'T CARE HOW LONG IT IS FROM NOW!!!
[15:28] * Dr_Xadium tries to calm Mina
[15:28] <Cést_la_V> Oh?! Do YOU want Haruka-san ogling your CHILD?!
[15:28] <Moonstar> I know Minako, but I was just saying! Haruka will have kids of her own by then and not looking at anyone else.
[15:28] <@Dr_Xadium> Of course NOT!
[15:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HEY!
[15:29] * Moonstar wipes Haruka's tears "It's okay."
[15:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You'd be SUPER LUCKY to have a suave rich badass like me ogling your kid!
[15:29] <Cést_la_V> I don't think so!!
[15:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's just class elitism!
[15:29] <Cést_la_V> No it's not it's called you being ECCHI!!
[15:30] <Moonstar> That's not the point. The point is it's be like an aunt liking her kid.
[15:30] <Cést_la_V> LIKING in the way HINO-Ojisan LIKES us!!
[15:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dammit!
[15:31] <Cést_la_V> "Sakura-chan what do you mean Uncle Haruka was drooling all over you?"
[15:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> THAT WILL BE THE SENILITY
[15:31] <Cést_la_V> A Likely story!!
[15:31] * starcat remembers that one quote for the fics...something like "Now that Rei-san is gone, Master's perversity knows no bounds." (said by that one guy)
[15:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> God [BLEEP] Olsens this is all YOUR fault!
[15:32] <Moonstar> Why don't we wait to have that fight if it ever happens some odd 1000 years from now?
[15:32] <Cést_la_V> Yuuichiro.
[15:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Gesundheit
[15:33] <Cést_la_V> You know what they say: "Why wait to fight today what you can battle tomorrow!!"
[15:33] <Moonstar> I did have a dream about the Senshi lastnight.
[15:34] <Cést_la_V> SC ???
[15:34] <Cést_la_V> Ooh was it a good dream??
[15:34] * Dr_Xadium only dreams about one senshi...
[15:34] * Cést_la_V giggles
[15:34] <Moonstar> Yeah. It was about Haruka, Minako, Michiru, and I believe Setsuna.
[15:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> whut wuz goin on?
[15:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You people are cute.
[15:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Even X- X is kawaii.
[15:35] <@Dr_Xadium> By Rassilon, she's drunk.
[15:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I am the super teapot.
[15:36] <Moonstar> Haruka was still with Michiru, but since they have some 1000 years to be together, Haruka was allowed to be with me until I died. It was kinda sad really. But Minako was cheering me on and Setsuna was talking about screwing up the timeline
[15:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whoa that rox
[15:36] <starcat> "super teapot"?
[15:36] * Cést_la_V giggles
[15:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm short and stout, here's my handle and... oh wait I don't got now spout.
[15:37] <starcat> "x-x.."
[15:37] <Cést_la_V> O_o;
[15:37] <starcat> lol
[15:37] <Moonstar> But I said something in my dream that struck me as cool.
[15:37] <Cést_la_V> ??
[15:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water and got arrested for indecnet explosture
[15:38] <starcat> Haruka's drunk.
[15:38] <starcat> it's funny. ^_^
[15:38] <Moonstar> "I don't have any powers. I'm not a senshi. I'm just an ordenary person, but given the chance I can do some extraordenary things. I can't save the world myself, but I can try."
[15:38] * Cést_la_V claps fiercely!!
[15:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> i saw people do extraoridnay things roo.. this one chick and a balamce beam...
[15:39] <Cést_la_V> Ugh.
[15:39] <starcat> lol
[15:40] <Moonstar> So, Haruka's intoxicaded
[15:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ruba dub dub 3 men in a tub WTF kind of nursery rhyme IS this s[BLEEP]t
[15:41] <starcat> ROFL
[15:41] <Moonstar> It's Story time! A Touching moment with Haruka Ten'ou. Let's watch, shall we?
[15:41] * starcat imitates a little kid
[15:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> the butcher the baker and the candlestuck maker LOL thats not a fucing cANDLESTICK
[15:42] < starcat> yay! I wuv Stowy Time!
[15:42] <starcat> I don get it...
[15:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> there are thre emen in the tub see
[15:43] * starcat stops little kid mode
[15:43] <starcat> LOL
[15:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> and the candlstick majer
[15:43] < Moonstar> lmsao. That's what I always said. My worry is the Butcher. How long were they in that tub? Where did they get the food? Did the Candle stick maker make it out with all his limbs?
[15:43] <Cést_la_V> HARUKA SAN!

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Haruka was ogling at one of the Olson Twins? LOL!

Solarchos [e-mail] • 07/28/04 07:53am

ehehehe. . . those were some good times. . . I see the later evening was cute out, or was that the next night when things nearly got outta hand?

Moonstar [e-mail] • 07/28/04 06:23am



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