Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #636: “Deadly Alliance (guest stars: YOU GUYS!)”
#636: “Deadly Alliance (guest stars: YOU GUYS!)”

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*** Topic is '-= Hell is at 0 C =-'
[10:23] * CÚst_la_V is back!! ♡
[10:23] <Knight Nephrite> Welcome back Mina-chan
[10:23] <Morrigan> Wolfwood - Minako can fill you in a little on the "Setsuna Situation".
[10:24] * Dr_Xadium appears too and plops down on Venus Couch
[10:24] <@Dr_Xadium> No need, rei.bot just logged it.
[10:24] <CÚst_la_V> ^_^
[10:24] <Knight Nephrite> What's up Mina-chan? You wear the doc out already?
[10:24] * CÚst_la_V blushes
[10:24] * CÚst_la_V goes to sit by X-chan
[10:25] <Wolfwood> I read it....thats some f'ed up s[BLEEP]t that is
[10:25] * Dr_Xadium waves hello
[10:26] * @rei.bot worked hard at it
[10:26] <CÚst_la_V> X-chan worked hard at things too ♡
[10:27] <Morrigan> Minako - I'm sure he worked *hard* with you! ( snickers )
[10:27] * CÚst_la_V giggles
[10:27] * Dr_Xadium wishes he were invisible
[10:28] * Knight Nephrite puts a hand on Dr. X's shoulder, "No need to be embarassed, Doc. I'd be rather proud if I were in your position."
[10:32] * // J_Daito // appears in a haze of CGI
[10:33] <// J_Daito //> Wolfwood. You may beat me to a pulp if it would help you.
[10:33] <CÚst_la_V> Ano... he just needs to loosen up socially.... :P
[10:34] * Wolfwood runs back to his house real quick for the nightstick
[10:34] <// J_Daito //> She's killing me with kindness!!
[10:34] * Wolfwood returns
[10:34] * Knight Nephrite nods to Mina-chan.
[10:34] <// J_Daito //> I thought it would be fun to have a Senshi housecleaner!
[10:35] <// J_Daito //> But she's disinfecting EVERYTHING!
[10:35] * CÚst_la_V glomps X-chan in the most embarrasing way possible
[10:35] * Dr_Xadium is happy and yet distressed
[10:36] <Wolfwood> so Jed...shall I lay into you like the LAPD?
[10:36] <Morrigan> Minako - Yes! Yes! Glomp that guy! Ecchiness needs no excuse!
[10:36] <Shaldra Darkness> Minako-san's good, she's got some skills. I haven't seen many who can glomp a guy like that.
[10:36] * // J_Daito // turns to wolfwood and stretches out his arms wide
[10:37] * Dr_Xadium is turning red
[10:37] <// J_Daito //> SHE WAS CLEANING EVERYTHING!
[10:37] * Wolfwood smacks jediter in the temple with the nightstick
[10:37] <// J_Daito //> My dank Cave is GLEAMING WHITE
[10:37] <Shaldra Darkness> GAH?!
[10:38] <// J_Daito //> A CANDLE could light it up like the SUN!
[10:38] * // J_Daito // allows Wolfwood to have at him
[10:38] * CÚst_la_V is still glomping ♡
[10:38] * Morrigan rushes over and kicks Jedite in the crotch.
[10:38] * Wolfwood swings the nightstick at jed like a golfclub
[10:39] <Shaldra Darkness> Dammit, MInako's get skills that would make the other girls jealous.
[10:39] * // J_Daito // drops to his knees like Tim Robbins in Shawshank
[10:39] * Dr_Xadium stops worrying about the others in the room
[10:39] * Furu empties an entire cup of Tasty Coffee on Jed's face
[10:39] <// J_Daito //> Yes! DESTROY ME!
[10:40] <// J_Daito //> FREE ME!
[10:40] * Morrigan whips out the big-ass bat and starts whacking the s[BLEEP]t out of Jedite.
[10:40] <Wolfwood> MOTHERF[BLEEP]ER!!!!!!
[10:40] <// J_Daito //> With each bruise I am purified...
[10:41] <// J_Daito //> Make me into the No-Life King....
[10:41] * Morrigan puts the ball-gag in Jedite's mouth.
[10:41] * CÚst_la_V switches to Advanced Glomping 101 ♡
[10:41] <// J_Daito //> mmgmgmm mfmfmrfmfm frmr
[10:41] * Wolfwood drops the stick and goes Stone Cold on Jed
[10:41] * Morrigan puts the handcuffs on Jedite and begins tying him up.
[10:42] <// J_Daito //> m,emememe [thank you]
[10:42] * Furu nails Jed with his patent Hyper Caffine Powered Ultimate Furufuru Uppercut
[10:42] <// J_Daito //> mememem e [ you are tryly good people ]
[10:42] <// J_Daito //> mmem [ oh yes the hemmoragging]
[10:42] <CÚst_la_V> ♡
[10:42] * Wolfwood stomps a mudhole in Jed
[10:43] * Shaldra Darkness bursts out laughing
[10:43] * // J_Daito // twitches and enjoys the taste of his own blood
[10:43] * Furu brings out a folding chair
[10:43] * Furu proceeds to smash Jed in the back of the head with it
[10:43] * CÚst_la_V moves on to A.G. 102 ♡
[10:43] * Wolfwood gives Jed the stone cold stunner
[10:43] <// J_Daito //> ....
[10:44] * // J_Daito // is so greateful
[10:44] <Shaldra Darkness> Boy, the girls at Planet Hentai would kill to learn those moves....
[10:44] * Dr_Xadium is... incapable of describing
[10:44] * Furu pokes Jed RIGHT IN THE EYE
[10:44] * // J_Daito // gives furu a thumbs up
[10:45] * Furu returns the gesture
[10:45] * Shaldra Darkness gives in and goes kung fu on Jed's ass
[10:45] * CÚst_la_V goes for the Ph.D level ♡
[10:46] * // J_Daito // feels like that guy in that Mel Gibson flick
[10:46] * Shaldra Darkness starts playing hacky-sack with Jedite
[10:46] * Furu grabs a stick and puts on a blindfold and swings wildly at Jed's head
[10:46] * Morrigan breaks out the saxophone and starts playing the cruel sax-solo from "Pulp Fiction"...bring out the gimp!
[10:47] * // J_Daito // grins stupidly
[10:47] * Furu gives Jed one last whack and puts the stick down
[10:48] * // J_Daito // is out
[10:49] * // J_Daito // begins to stir
[10:49] * // J_Daito // pulls out the ball thing
[10:49] * Wolfwood kicks jed again
[10:49] <// J_Daito //> You people... are the salt of the Earth.
[10:50] <Furu> Anything to help a semi-aquaintince.
[10:50] * Shaldra Darkness bows to jedite
[10:50] <// J_Daito //> heh
[10:50] * // J_Daito // staggers to his feet
[10:50] <// J_Daito //> I am renewed.
[10:51] * // J_Daito // cracks his neck and readjusts his broken bones
[10:51] * Morrigan knees Jedite in the crotch one more time for good measure.
[10:51] <// J_Daito //> I feel cleansed.
[10:51] * // J_Daito // is past the threshold of pain.
[10:52] <Furu> Go, Jedite-sama!
[10:52] <Furu> I guess anything that doesn't kill you really DOES make you stronger.
[10:52] * // J_Daito // is refreshed by the fresh pain
[10:52] * CÚst_la_V is now at Post-Doctorate level ♡
[10:53] * // J_Daito // cracks his neck again
[10:55] * FireFly_9 stalks in and isn't even phased by what she sees on Venus Sofa.
[10:55] <FireFly_9> (stops when she sees Jedite)
[10:55] <Shaldra Darkness> Dammit, Minako-san should get a job at Planet Hentai!
[10:55] * Dr_Xadium can't speak
[10:55] <Morrigan> ( sees Hotaru ) - Oh s[BLEEP]t...
[10:56] <FireFly_9> J... Jedite.
[10:56] <::YingGirl> Hoo boy
[10:56] <Shaldra Darkness> Yipe.
[10:56] <// J_Daito //> Tomoe?
[10:56] <FireFly_9> J- Jedite.
[10:57] <// J_Daito //> Why are you looking at me like that?
[10:58] <FireFly_9> My eyes are merely oriented in your direction, that's all.
[10:58] <// J_Daito //> I see. Feel free to ogle Mr. Maxx Power.
[10:58] <Knight Nephrite> Jed just got the absolute hell beat out of him by everyone one in the room, 'cept me.
[10:58] <FireFly_9> Cretin! (turns away)
[10:58] <FireFly_9> What?!
[10:59] <FireFly_9> Did they harm you?
[10:59] <// J_Daito //> Badly. IT WAS MAGNIFICENT!
[10:59] <FireFly_9> You're an odd fellow, you know that?
[11:00] <Shaldra Darkness> Common! Hotaru you know you want Jed! Give in!
[11:00] <// J_Daito //> What is she blithering about?
[11:00] <FireFly_9> I have no idea.
[11:01] * Furu holds up the dry erase board from earlier with Stick Hotaru and Stick Jedite
[11:01] <// J_Daito //> Want me to what?
[11:01] <// J_Daito //> Draw poorly animated cartoons?
[11:01] <FireFly_9> Heh.
[11:02] <Morrigan> Jedite - Come on, you know you want the Senshi of Silence! You know you want to make her "break that silence"! Show her the MaxxPower!
[11:02] <FireFly_9> MORRIGAN!
[11:02] <// J_Daito //> Haha, these people.
[11:02] <FireFly_9> Really.
[11:02] <// J_Daito //> You look slightly ill.
[11:02] <Shaldra Darkness> you know we speak the truth! Common!
[11:03] <FireFly_9> I feel it.
[11:03] <// J_Daito //> You should see a doctor... I'm sure one must be In.
[11:03] <FireFly_9> I do believe I'll recover.
[11:03] <// J_Daito //> Whatever.
[11:03] <FireFly_9> Heh.
[11:03] <Morrigan> Hotaru - Yeah! Jedite wants to play "doctor"! You know what that means!
[11:04] * Knight Nephrite was gonna' make a comment, but is going the stifle it.
[11:04] <// J_Daito //> Later, Tomoe, I must deal with that Meiou.
[11:04] <FireFly_9> WAIT!
[11:04] <// J_Daito //> Yessss?
[11:04] <Shaldra Darkness> Ohhh! We got something good commin!
[11:05] <Furu> Everyone! Shhhhh!
[11:05] * Furu sits and watches with interest
[11:05] <// J_Daito //> The WOMAN IS AN ANTIBACTERIAL MENACE!
[11:05] <// J_Daito //> She tries to CLEANSE everything!
[11:05] <FireFly_9> Setsuna-momma has been unstable lately.
[11:07] <Morrigan> Hotaru - Well, then take that as your cue to start getting freaky with each other!
[11:07] <// J_Daito //> Then you know what we must do.
[11:07] <FireFly_9> Yes.
[11:07] <Shaldra Darkness> Ohhhh!
[11:07] <// J_Daito //> For the good of the world.
[11:07] <FireFly_9> Yes, Jedite.
[11:08] <// J_Daito //> WE MUST BREAK UP THE MARRIAGE
[11:08] <FireFly_9> Agreed.
[11:08] <Furu> ..W-what?!
[11:08] <Shaldra Darkness> Marrage?!
[11:08] <// J_Daito //> THE MIRACLE ROMANCE MUST DIE
[11:08] <Shaldra Darkness> They just lost me.
[11:08] <starcat> whaa??
[11:08] <Knight Nephrite> O_o
[11:08] <starcat> O_o
[11:08] <FireFly_9> Exactly. It is the only way to be sure.
[11:09] <Furu> You guys can't break up Usagi and Mamoru!
[11:09] <starcat> But...Hotaru-san's always been the reasonable one!
[11:09] <Knight Nephrite> "And then he killed the dog."
[11:09] * CÚst_la_V comes up for air (NO WAY IN HELL)
[11:09] <// J_Daito //> Not yours, Aino, go back to work!
[11:09] <CÚst_la_V> Ok then (does so) ♡
[11:10] * Knight Nephrite laughs at Mina-chan's reaction.
[11:10] <// J_Daito //> It caused "Puu" to come back HERE and seek me.
[11:11] <FireFly_9> Which is unacceptable.
[11:11] <// J_Daito //> To me, exactly.
[11:11] <FireFly_9> me stretches out her hand
[11:11] <FireFly_9> Then we have an alliance?
[11:12] * // J_Daito // shakes her hand
[11:12] <// J_Daito //> An alliance it is.
[11:12] * Furu predicts this ending badly
[11:12] * Morrigan struggles mightily..."No! No! You can't do this! I'm not satisfied!"
[11:12] * dramatic ominous musical sting
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Yay! Glad to see I've finally made the scene here, even if I was only minor. I wonder exactly what Jed and Hotaru-chan are planning?

Knight Nephrite [e-mail] • 07/16/04 09:53am



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