Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #633: “Hard Knocks (guest stars: YOU GUYS!)”
#633: “ Hard Knocks (guest stars: YOU GUYS!)”

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*** Topic is '-= The Agony and the... Agony. =-'
[11:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> no, Chibi!
[11:35] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> bat y went u bai mi da langerie?!?!
[11:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You're a little kid, WTF you need that s[BLEEP]t for?
[11:35] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i ned ti 2 sedace mans
[11:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dammit you're not even old enough to be properly lolicon, you can't seduce anybody
[11:36] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> bat ur mai popa new, u haf 2 bai mi da nasacitiesz of lifr
[11:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LINGERIE IS NOT A NECCESITY OF LIFE!
[11:37] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i neds da langery sews i kan do mai bidness
[11:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What the HELL kind of business is that
[11:38] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> im gona becum a kogal
[11:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> a KO GAL?
[11:38] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> dats rite mans wall pey 2 hav dats wit mi
[11:39] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> and uder sit hance da lengiery
[11:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> NO! If I'm your dad... then you have to follow MY RULES.
[11:40] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak dat sit, i dnt lassen 2 no1
[11:41] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- hits Chibi with a full on World shaking
[11:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I ain't Mamo-chan....
[11:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm the ruthlessly pragamtic motherf[BLEEP]er who tried to kill Hotaru and even DID at one point.
[11:42] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ...
[11:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And since you're supposedly all grown up....
[11:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I mean, wanting the lingerie and s[BLEEP]t... then there ain't no problem with me laying down the LAW.
[11:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> err wat us saying harackra popa?
[11:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Your ass... is mine....
[11:44] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ew dats ecxxhi...
[11:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> NOT THAT WAY DUMBASS
[11:44] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- smacks her with the space sword on the head
[11:45] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> OW MATERFAXCKER!!!111
[11:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> THIS. WAY.
[11:45] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi wips out da slivar kistal
[11:46] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- looks at it closely
[11:46] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> u cant tuch mi facker im impotrent!
[11:47] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- sees the lines where she's crazy glued it together
[11:47] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- whacks it with the space sword
[11:48] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. watches it break into a million pieces
[11:48] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak!
[11:49] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- chases chibi around the house


[19:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> There you ARE!
[19:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!
[19:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi ranz
[19:43] <Haak> GWAH where'd THAT thing come from?
[19:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You won't escape the iron fist of my discipline!!
[19:44] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ..|..
[19:44] * Haak trips Chibiusa
[19:44] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- hurls three world shakings at the runt
[19:45] <::YingGirl> Good luck Hakura. Good luck...
[19:45] * Haak whistles nonchalantly
[19:45] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> .'~o_O~'.
[19:45] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi scrabbles ot da wey
[19:45] <CÚst_la_V> Ow! Look where you're going!!
[19:46] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> o sit mikano sav mai azzz!!!1
[19:46] <Haak> Geez I didn't know she could go that fast..
[19:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You WILL OBEY MY AUTHORITAH!!
[19:46] <::YingGirl> If you can re-educate that kid with your discipline...I then thus salute you, Hakura-san!
[19:46] <CÚst_la_V> ? ? ?
[19:46] <Between_The_Lines> Need any help? ^_^
[19:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Child Rearing, Neko (BTL - A man's gotta do what she's gotta do)
[19:47] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. clags on2 mikankos lag
[19:47] * Haak wonders what Chibiusa's most recently done to deserve the World Shaking attacks
[19:48] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> plez mikankno dnt lat ham kal m!!!11
[19:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> She refuses to submit to my commands, that's what!
[19:48] <Haak> Sounds fair enough to me!
[19:48] <CÚst_la_V> Chibiusa chan...
[19:48] <SenshiGuardian> Hi again everyone
[19:49] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> a ya save mi il;; dew watavar sat u went!!!11
[19:49] <::YingGirl> Hakura, she refuses to listen to anyone!!!
[19:49] * CÚst_la_V pats Chibiusa on the head
[19:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Stay outta this, Neko...
[19:49] * CÚst_la_V SLAMS Chibiusa on the head with her fist
[19:49] <::YingGirl> WHOOO!!!!
[19:49] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> OW WAT DA FICK MIKANKO! !!!!111
[19:49] <SenshiGuardian> Normaly I don't condone child abuse, but give it to her haruka!
[19:50] <CÚst_la_V> I HATE YOU CHIBIUSA!!!
[19:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whoa
[19:50] * CÚst_la_V transforms and presses her fingers to Chibiusa's head
[19:50] <Between_The_Lines> Minako: What'd she do? What'd she do?
[19:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Erk... Neko....
[19:50] * CÚst_la_V scowls
[19:50] <SenshiGuardian> Wow, Thats a first
[19:51] * CÚst_la_V shows Chibiusa a picture
[19:51] <SenshiGuardian> Poopies! I've seen this before
[19:51] <CÚst_la_V> URL -->
[19:51] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi loks at tit
[19:51] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sit bich, dat wuz mai momas falt
[19:52] <Haak> Holy crap @ the cuteness
[19:52] * CÚst_la_V starts charging up to beyond full power
[19:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Erk
[19:52] <CÚst_la_V> Because of you.... I will never see her...
[19:52] <SenshiGuardian> Minako, She looks just like you, she has the Aino charm
[19:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Err you are dangerously close to violating the 90% angst-free rule...
[19:53] * CÚst_la_V GLARES at Haruka-san.
[19:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Juuuuust sayin' is all.
[19:53] <CÚst_la_V> Now... I will... punish you....
[19:53] * CÚst_la_V 's fingers glow golden hot
[19:54] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> o sit o sit o sit pleeze dnt kal mi bich... i meen frend....
[19:54] <CÚst_la_V> friend.
[19:54] <::YingGirl> Hakura...just let neko deal with the pink b[BLEEP]h. Best early gift ever
[19:54] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> yes yess u r mai fend... ur mai preshus....
[19:55] * CÚst_la_V is getting ANGRIER
[19:55] <Between_The_Lines> Minako: Sakura-chan looks lovely. As for the Spore...just make sure you don't get the mess all over the carpet.
[19:55] * CÚst_la_V 's fingers are being surrounded by golden electricity
[19:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Crap.... SPACE SWORD BLASTER!
[19:56] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- 's blast slams the runt in the back, frying her hlafwaty and knocking her away from Venus
[19:56] <CÚst_la_V> What did you do THAT FOR?!
[19:56] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> .... fack...
[19:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Because you would have blown her head off.... and yours, and mine, and theirs....
[19:57] <CÚst_la_V> MOH!!!
[19:57] * CÚst_la_V kicks Chibiusa over to YingGirl
[19:58] <CÚst_la_V> Happy Birthday!!
[19:58] * Shaldra Darkness is back
[19:58] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> o fack... were am i....
[19:58] * CÚst_la_V detransforms and sits on her couch, angry
[19:58] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> nooo biches... i gats mony...
[19:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> NO YOU DON'T I CUT YOU OFF
[19:59] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- goes over and sits next to Neko
[19:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You ok there, neko-chan?
[19:59] <CÚst_la_V> Haruka-san?
[20:00] * YingGirl is now Red_Mage_Ying
[20:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm showing character depth. I have to once a season.
[20:00] <CÚst_la_V> Oh...
[20:00] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> o sit... yang... i lilk u... i lik u a lit...
[20:00] <::Red_Mage_Ying> And if those who thought FF1 Red Mages suck in the're in for a suprise
[20:00] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> dnt kall mi... im a god gurll
[20:01] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i kan gats u mens
[20:01] <SenshiGuardian> This is better then a PPV
[20:01] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i knoe sailar puto
[20:01] * Haak passes round the popcorn
[20:01] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i kan hok u pu
[20:01] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> eyem har pamp
[20:01] * Red_Mage_Ying her hands start unleashing bolts as she casts Bolt2 on Chibi Usa
[20:02] * Dr_Xadium walks in and sits next to Haruka and Mina
[20:02] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> OH FACK MAU BODI!!!!111
[20:02] <@Dr_Xadium> Haruka...
[20:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm being deep and empathic.
[20:03] <@Dr_Xadium> Ah...
[20:03] * Red_Mage_Ying then casts Fog to blind Chibi Usa in black fume clouds
[20:03] <@Dr_Xadium> Hello all. (hugs Mina)
[20:03] * Shaldra Darkness grabs some tuna and watches happily
[20:03] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> o sit i kant CC!!!1111
[20:03] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> im bland im bvland!!11
[20:04] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> yang i;ll pey u kash moni 2 spar mi
[20:04] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i premise ill say awey frum ur barthday praty n nit poson ppls
[20:05] * CÚst_la_V smirks as she sees the battle
[20:05] <@Dr_Xadium> You all right, Mina?
[20:05] <CÚst_la_V> I will be soon ♡
[20:05] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> yan yang yang tink abut it
[20:05] * Red_Mage_Ying her hands unleashed fire spells, cas she casts Fire3 onto Chibi Usa.....throwing massive flames one the pink haired freak.
[20:06] <guest_> SIT MAI HAR IS ON FAREE!1111
[20:06] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ?mi cant wronk da s[BLEEP]tt!111
[20:06] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> facking RIC I'm BARNING!!111
[20:06] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> BICH I KEN GAV U DA SLIVAE KISTAL!!111
[20:07] <SenshiGuardian> I'm still sorry for what happened to you Minako, I know it must have been tough for you. I know your strong enough to get through it and Dr. X will always be there for you
[20:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Uhh, it's still in a million pieces...
[20:07] * Furu sits down on TUXEDO SOFA, pulls out a Dark Pepsi and some popcorn, and watches
[20:07] <::Red_Mage_Ying> Shall I cool you off?
[20:07] <Tux_BTL> Minako: If you don't mind my asking, what brought this on? (Attacking her now, I mean; I know why you'd do it.)
[20:08] <CÚst_la_V> Because I was looking at the picture and then I Snipped.
[20:08] <::Red_Mage_Ying> All right! And this gowes to show...Red Mages do kick ass
[20:08] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> yang weit i knows people!!11
[20:08] <SenshiGuardian> "snapped"
[20:08] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i kan brib galixia 2 gav u a rael staseed!111
[20:09] * Red_Mage_Ying finishes off by casting Ice3 on Chibi Usa...incasing her in a very large and heavy ice crystal...
[20:09] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> u ken B ur oen sailar sanxhi withou mai mony fron ada altarnat univarseA!!!
[20:09] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi frazes
[20:09] * Shaldra Darkness munches tuna, smiling happily
[20:10] * Red_Mage_Ying goes on her knees, clutching her chest...
[20:10] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ... (frazen)
[20:10] <::Red_Mage_Ying> Did I get her...*cough*?
[20:10] * Dr_Xadium is somewhat amused by this
[20:10] <CÚst_la_V> Yup!!
[20:10] <Haak> Stylish
[20:10] <CÚst_la_V> It was awesome!!
[20:11] <Tux_BTL> Minako: Yeah, I can see that. Just a pity you didn't finish her off yourself. Nice of you to give Ying the honours.
[20:11] * // J_Daito // appears in a haze of cool CGI
[20:11] <Haak> Yo, Jed. You missed the show.
[20:11] <// J_Daito //> Hello, people.
[20:11] <// J_Daito //> ACK! ICE!
[20:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I thought your ass was in therapy?
[20:12] <Haak> Heh
[20:12] <// J_Daito //> I showed her Mr. Maxx Power and destroyed the patient-client relationship.
[20:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh, she dropped you.
[20:13] <// J_Daito //> Dammit I was IMPLYING SOMETHING ELSE
[20:13] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ... (stal facken frozan)
[20:13] * Red_Mage_Ying changes topic to `Red Mage 4 Ever *insert heart graphic*`
[20:13] * Haak walks over to the block of ice and tips it on its side
[20:14] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> (throes pu in da ic)
[20:14] * // J_Daito // twitches
[20:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> C'mon Jed...hang in there
[20:14] * // J_Daito // sweats
[20:15] <Furu> Keep it together, man. Keep it together.
[20:15] <CÚst_la_V> Let her out on Ying-san's a Pinata...
[20:15] * // J_Daito // shudders in cold sweats
[20:15] <Shaldra Darkness> Ohhh, good idea Minako!
[20:15] <SenshiGuardian> We could just keep her caged up. throw her somee raw meat every other day, charges the neighbors a dollar to se "The Wild Pink Haired Rabbit"
[20:15] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- gets up and goes to steady Jed
[20:16] <CÚst_la_V> SG LOL!!!
[20:16] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /i'z har is barned off
[20:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> She looks like a Chibi red eyes Lex Luthor
[20:16] <Haak> Man that thing is ugly to look at
[20:16] * // J_Daito // is frozen in shock
[20:17] <SenshiGuardian> Hair grows back you know
[20:17] <Shaldra Darkness> dude! Spore's no longer pink!
[20:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Great, we got two frozen people in the livingroom
[20:17] * Furu pokes Jed
[20:17] <// J_Daito //> it's.... a ... metaphor... dumbas...
[20:17] <// J_Daito //> damn you.... furu...
[20:18] * Furu pokes rapidly like a machine gun. "Mwaahahahahahah!"
[20:18] * Shaldra Darkness goes over and pokes Jed with a claw
[20:18] <// J_Daito //> I would kill you but I can't move
[20:19] * // J_Daito // hates you all
[20:19] <Shaldra Darkness> Does ice really scare you that much Jed?
[20:19] <Furu> I know. That's why I'm taking advantage of this once in a life time situation.
[20:19] <::Red_Mage_Ying> ...Darkness, Beryl INCASED HIM IN ICE!
[20:19] * // J_Daito // was suck in it for 10 years
[20:20] * CÚst_la_V leans back in her couch, satisfied.
[20:20] <SenshiGuardian> Feeling better Minako?
[20:21] <CÚst_la_V> Hai!!
[20:22] * // J_Daito // faints
[20:22] <Haak> Whoa, rigor mortis
[20:23] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- goes and drags his ass out of the room
[20:24] <Shaldra Darkness> Shall I blow the Spore out?
[20:24] <CÚst_la_V> Blow her up??
[20:25] <guest_S_Luna> ...
[20:25] <guest_S_Luna> * looks around
[20:25] <SenshiGuardian> gwah?!?!
[20:25] <CÚst_la_V> A kid...
[20:25] <Shaldra Darkness> Minako - Whichever works the best. What do you want?
[20:26] <CÚst_la_V> Let her freeze until after Ying's Birthday
[20:26] <Shaldra Darkness> Uhhh... neko-girl...
[20:26] <SenshiGuardian> the kid looks oddly familiar..
[20:26] <CÚst_la_V> So she can't interfere
[20:26] <guest_S_Luna> hi!!
[20:26] <Shaldra Darkness> Okay Minako! ^_~
[20:27] <::Red_Mage_Ying> S_Luna, from the live series of PGSM?
[20:27] <Furu> One can only assume
[20:27] <Shaldra Darkness> The cat-girl....?
[20:27] <guest_S_Luna> Well I'm the one they based the actor off of!!
[20:27] <guest_S_Luna> I'm Luna!!
[20:28] <CÚst_la_V> Luna isn't a girl!!
[20:28] <Shaldra Darkness> Umm... hey...
[20:28] <guest_S_Luna> I heard Artemis was here??
[20:29] <guest_S_Luna> Minako-chan, have you seen him??
[20:29] <CÚst_la_V> Little girl, you know me??
[20:29] <guest_S_Luna> I'm LUNA!!!
[20:30] <CÚst_la_V> You don't LOOK like her!!
[20:31] <guest_S_Luna> Stop Arguing! I came to see my HUSBAND!!
[20:31] * CÚst_la_V spits out her drink
[20:31] <CÚst_la_V> Are all Chibi's hentai freaks?!
[20:32] <guest_S_Luna> Who are you calling hentai?!
[20:32] <guest_S_Luna> Bring me ARTEMIS!
[20:32] <CÚst_la_V> FINE!
[20:33] <Furu> I sense this ending badly....
[20:33] * CÚst_la_V turns, climbs up the sofa a bit (kneeing Xadium in the process), and takes a deeeep breath
[20:33] <@Dr_Xadium> AGH
[20:34] * SenshiGuardian agrees with Furu
[20:34] * Dr_Xadium is now deaf
[20:34] <Shaldra Darkness> MY EARS!!!! MRAWRRRR!!!!
[20:34] * SenshiGuardian ears are bleeding some
[20:34] <Furu> >< GAH.
[20:34] <guest_S_Luna> ...
[20:35] <CÚst_la_V> What? He's next door!
[20:35] * Dr_Xadium crumples over in a deaf ball
[20:35] * Shaldra Darkness is deaf
[20:35] * SenshiGuardian wipes it away and can hear again
[20:35] <Furu> Wouldn't it be easier to, y'know, GO GET HIM.
[20:35] * =^catablanca^= walks in
[20:35] * CÚst_la_V shrugs (X-chan, what's wrong??)
[20:36] <SenshiGuardian> Hey Artemis
[20:36] <@Dr_Xadium> ...the pain...
[20:36] * Furu falls over
[20:36] <=^catablanca^=> Hi guys... who's the cute kid?
[20:37] <guest_S_Luna> (shakes her booty like in the Henshin sequence)
[20:37] <guest_S_Luna> Hi Artemis!
[20:37] * Shaldra Darkness is now blind
[20:37] <=^catablanca^=> What.
[20:37] <::YingGirl> GAH!!! Do that again, and I'll be force to kill you brutally...
[20:37] <guest_S_Luna> It's ne, Luna! I'm in human form!
[20:38] <=^catablanca^=> Uh-huh...
[20:38] <guest_S_Luna> There was a little accident in the future with Usagi-chan and the Ginzuishou....
[20:38] <=^catablanca^=> An... accident?
[20:39] <Shaldra Darkness> Dua, that was evil...
[20:39] <SenshiGuardian> Crap, never leave and all powerful mystic crystal in the hands of someone with the IQ of pocket lint....
[20:39] * Between_the_Lines sits back sips his Coke, and waits for the chaos to start - and BTW, I'm deaf now, too - thanks, Minako :P
[20:39] <guest_S_Luna> She was really mad about something, and tried to make Setsuna into a kid so she wouldn't be able to "have" Mamoru, but she hit me....
[20:40] <=^catablanca^=> And.... you became... a little kid?
[20:40] <guest_S_Luna> It's... a little worse than that....
[20:40] <guest_> How can it be worse? My wife is now underage! I'm a pedo!!
[20:40] <CÚst_la_V> Geh!
[20:40] <Shaldra Darkness> I'm part cat, I had it amplified... my ears are still ringing...
[20:41] <guest_S_Luna> (detransforms)
[20:41] <=^catablanca^=> WHAT.
[20:41] <Shaldra Darkness> Dua?!
[20:41] <guest_S_Luna> eheheh.... that's right... I'm a plushie now...
[20:42] <=^catablanca^=> My wife is BOTH underage AND a PLUSHIE?!
[20:42] * CÚst_la_V spits out more soda
[20:42] <Furu> Oh, MAN, Artemis. You got screwed over! XD
[20:42] * Shaldra Darkness pokes Luna
[20:43] <guest_S_Luna> So... I just thought I'd let you know....
[20:43] <::YingGirl> Ouch, Artemisu
[20:43] <=^catablanca^=> I'm glad Diana was already born....
[20:43] <guest_S_Luna> Ok thanks Bye bai!!
[20:43] <guest_S_Luna> (leaves)
[20:43] * =^catablanca^= facefaults
[20:44] <Shaldra Darkness> Oh... god...
[20:44] <=^catablanca^=> First she fantasizes about that Fat Cat... then she kisses that Astronaut... then she bathes with Yaten.... now she's an underaage plush oy....
[20:45] <Furu> You can really pick 'em, you know that?
[20:45] <CÚst_la_V> Artemis... hang in there....
[20:45] <Shaldra Darkness> Have fun Artemis!
[20:46] * Between_the_Lines feels Artemis' pain
[20:46] <=^catablanca^=> I CAN'T TAKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:46] * =^catablanca^= runs off in tears
[20:46] <::YingGirl> Ditch her.
[20:46] * CÚst_la_V runs after him
[20:46] * Dr_Xadium is still curled up in a ball on the couch
[20:47] <Furu> Well, it could be worse.
[20:47] <Furu> .....
[20:47] * CÚst_la_V returns
[20:47] <Furu> Actually, that's a lie. It couldn't. Heh.
[20:47] <CÚst_la_V> He ran too fast for me... he's gone...
[20:47] <@Dr_Xadium> ....
[20:47] <SenshiGuardian> This hasn't exactly been a "Five Star" week around here has it huh
[20:47] <CÚst_la_V> No...
[20:47] <CÚst_la_V> I'm sure he'll be back....
[20:48] * CÚst_la_V should have transformed...
[20:48] * Between_the_Lines thinks this'll end up on the page - it's just too precious! ^_^
[20:48] * CÚst_la_V sits on the couch and wonders what's wrong with X-chan
[20:50] * CÚst_la_V settles in to relax
[20:52] <CÚst_la_V> Poor X-chan was so tired yesterday he fell asleep and missed the Wrestling...
[20:55] * SenshiGuardian is back with a bag
[20:56] <SenshiGuardian> I got something that might make things better
[20:56] <CÚst_la_V> ?
[20:57] * SenshiGuardian produces a Gold picture fram with the venus symbol in on corner and a large X in the other corner and presents it to Minako
[20:57] <SenshiGuardian> It should be the right size for Sakura's picture
[20:57] <CÚst_la_V> Wow!! It's great!!
[20:58] <CÚst_la_V> Arigatou!! ♡
[20:58] <CÚst_la_V> Ne, Ne, X-chan Look!!
[20:58] * SenshiGuardian produces a 1 pnd bag of Salmon scented Cat-nip for Artemis
[20:58] * Dr_Xadium is out
[20:58] <SenshiGuardian> Glad you like it Minako. :)
[20:59] <SenshiGuardian> Couldn't think of anything else to give a cat who's down and out.
[20:59] <CÚst_la_V> Can you leave that by the door, maybe it will attract him?
[20:59] <SenshiGuardian> Your very welcome
[21:00] <SenshiGuardian> Sure Minako no problem
[21:00] * SenshiGuardian places the bag by the door
[21:01] <SenshiGuardian> Least I can do. You guys have hard such a hard time. I'm glad to help anyway i can.
[21:04] *** Between_the_Lines [] has left #suburbansenshi (And now, sleep, brought to you by exhaustion.)
[21:04] * Dr_Xadium knows that feeling
[21:05] <SenshiGuardian> ... and the letter Z
[21:05] <Furu> and the number Fred
[21:06] <CÚst_la_V> And grapes.
[21:06] <SenshiGuardian> What number comes after that?
[21:06] <@Dr_Xadium> The Number Savage.
[21:07] * Shaldra Darkness is laughing her head off now
[21:07] <SenshiGuardian> Hum, I though Randy came before Savage
[21:07] <@Dr_Xadium> heh
[21:08] <@Dr_Xadium> It does... in Calculus.
[21:08] <SenshiGuardian> I guese only after man
[21:08] * Furu snaps into a Slim Jim
[21:08] <SenshiGuardian> you know I before E except after C
[21:08] <SenshiGuardian> Fred before Savage except after Man
[21:09] * Shaldra Darkness is laughing harder now
[21:09] <SenshiGuardian> Furu: OOOOHHHHH YEEEAAAHHHH
[21:09] * Dr_Xadium dozes off
[21:09] <CÚst_la_V> hehehehe
[21:09] * Furu has a mental image of the Slim Jim Guy in his stomach, getting burned alive by digestive acids
[21:10] <CÚst_la_V> X-chan has an old MP3 of Him rapping from the early 80's
[21:10] * SenshiGuardian gives Minako a pillow to but under Dr. X's head
[21:10] <CÚst_la_V> Thanks...
[21:10] * SenshiGuardian tries as hard as possible not to laugh
[21:10] * CÚst_la_V puts the pillow under X-chan's head
[21:11] <Furu> Oh yeah, Randy Savage had a brief rapping career, didn't he?
[21:11] <SenshiGuardian> The Good Doctor works himself pretty hard huh
[21:11] * Shaldra Darkness sits on TUXEDO SOFA to keep from falling over laughing
[21:11] <Sub Zippo> He put out an album just a few months ago
[21:12] <SenshiGuardian> He had a rap about Hogan being a punk......You he had big time street cred....
[21:12] <Sub Zippo> It was pretty funny. I guess he wanted to have a REAL match against Hogan on PPV for charity, but hogan refused, so he did a whole song calling him out and maging fun of him.
[21:12] <SenshiGuardian> *you he=Yeah he
[21:12] <Furu> Please. Savage is Da Man in the ring, but he has about as much "street cred" as me.
[21:12] <CÚst_la_V> X-chan has been doing computer stuff for friends....
[21:13] <CÚst_la_V> He has that Rap Album too
[21:13] * Shaldra Darkness is catching her breath
[21:13] <Sub Zippo> Also since Hogan didnt go for it, he donated a chunk of change into a Miami childrens hospital, under the "Hulk Hogans a Coward" fund.
[21:13] * SenshiGuardian is sure Dr. X would wrestle Savage for Charity
[21:14] <CÚst_la_V> X-chan isn't that strong LOL
[21:14] <Sub Zippo> Hell, Id wrestle him for charity. Id get torn apart, but thats beside the point.
[21:15] <CÚst_la_V> Which is so funny because he keeps talking about how he would punish Yaten
[21:15] <Furu> Heh.
[21:15] <SenshiGuardian> If Toby Maguire can do it I'm sure Dr. X should have no problem
[21:15] <CÚst_la_V> But I'm stronger than X-chan even without transforming
[21:16] <Shaldra Darkness> Yaten is still rather angry about that...
[21:16] <CÚst_la_V> I keep trying to tell X-chan it was nothing but he doesn't listen
[21:16] * SenshiGuardian still miffed that TOEI won't licsence Stars
[21:16] <CÚst_la_V> He gets too worried about me
[21:17] <CÚst_la_V> TOEI doesn't give us royalty checks either
[21:17] <SenshiGuardian> That just proves how evil they are
[21:17] <CÚst_la_V> URL -->
[21:17] <Furu> TOEI doesn't give anyone jack.
[21:18] <CÚst_la_V> That's the OLD Rap
[21:18] <CÚst_la_V> cut and paste the url thing
[21:18] <Shaldra Darkness> Seiya is angry at Haruka bacause she's still angry about hte thing with Michiru, Yaten's mad at X-san because he accused her of hurting Minako... Taiki is the only calm out of the three now...
[21:19] <CÚst_la_V> X-chan is too overprotective, which like I said is iron tonic...
[21:19] <Furu> And I'm angry at everyone! Grr. Argh.
[21:19] <CÚst_la_V> Artemis doesn't like Yaten either...
[21:20] <CÚst_la_V> But for a different reason...
[21:20] <CÚst_la_V> hehehe
[21:20] <Shaldra Darkness> I'm not going to tell Yaten that, or she's gonna be b[BLEEP]hing for ages...
[21:21] <CÚst_la_V> hehe
[21:21] * CÚst_la_V messes with X-chan's hair a little
[21:24] * CÚst_la_V pulls his glasses off and tries to look through them
[21:24] * CÚst_la_V is blind
[21:24] * CÚst_la_V replaces them
[21:25] <Furu> Yeah, looking through glasses is difficult. Eyes are a weird thing.
[21:25] * CÚst_la_V put them back :P
[21:26] * Shaldra Darkness watches quietly
[21:27] <CÚst_la_V> Ami-chan cheats with her eyeglasses.... they have a little computer thing in them
[21:27] <CÚst_la_V> Ever notice how she never wore them till High School exam study time?
[21:28] <CÚst_la_V> Miss 300 IQ was slipping...
[21:28] <Furu> Ami...cheats? I KNEW IT!
[21:28] <Shaldra Darkness> I always wondered about that...
[21:28] * CÚst_la_V giggles
[21:28] <Furu> No one's that perfect.
[21:28] <CÚst_la_V> Well she was OK till after she got distracted by having a social life...
[21:29] <Shaldra Darkness> And a senshi life...
[21:30] <Furu> None of the other Senshi cheated, did they?
[21:30] * CÚst_la_V says nothing about the fact that her Magic pen can do homework on its own.
[21:31] <Furu> Minako> I seriously doubt you cheated. I think you got all of your bad grades fair and square XD
[21:32] <CÚst_la_V> :P Artemis never let me use the pen that way
[21:32] <CÚst_la_V> But it comes in real useful oncrossword puzzles!!
[21:32] <SenshiGuardian> Since were on Skeltons in Senshi's Closet, Makoto artficial inhancce her "talent" didn't she.
[21:33] <CÚst_la_V> Artemis is so stingy with the magic items... I had to pester him for a whole year to get the Teletia-S Henshin Keitai
[21:34] <CÚst_la_V> Mako-chan... bleh.
[21:34] <Furu> "bleh"?
[21:34] <Shaldra Darkness> Anything good on Rei?
[21:34] <CÚst_la_V> Rei-chan has a large stash of H-manga.
[21:34] <CÚst_la_V> Which she stole from her Oji-san
[21:35] <CÚst_la_V> Which he stole from Happosai.
[21:35] * Shaldra Darkness is writing all this down
[21:35] <CÚst_la_V> Hey!! This is all Attorney-Client Privilege!!
[21:36] <Furu> I'd ask about Usagi's secrets, buuut I think that's an area that's already been delved into too much
[21:37] * CÚst_la_V nods
[21:37] * SenshiGuardian wont say a word
[21:37] * Shaldra Darkness sighs and sets the notebook on fire with a spell
[21:38] * CÚst_la_V stretches and relaxes
[21:38] <SenshiGuardian> Usagi, secrets, how can you keep a secret when you scream what ever is in your head at the moment out loud. ;)
[21:38] <CÚst_la_V> LOL
[21:39] <Furu> XD
[21:39] <Shaldra Darkness> LOL!
[21:39] <Furu> 's funny cause it's TRUE
[21:40] <SenshiGuardian> her daughter isn't much better, anyone want to remember when chibi-usa wanted to make a clay sculpture of the "pretty cup in her mommies room"
[21:40] * CÚst_la_V is listening to: Maxine Nightingale - Right Back Where We Started From [226 kbps]
[21:41] <CÚst_la_V> LOL the Holy Grail... which got broken...
[21:41] <CÚst_la_V> The one in the Palace was from the 1000 dollar store.
[21:42] <SenshiGuardian> Makes you wonder if the grial was in her mom's room in the future, and Usagi lost the grail during the Mistrees 9 fight, how in the world would she have in the 30th century
[21:42] <CÚst_la_V> (inflation)
[21:43] <SenshiGuardian> Minako answered mey question before i was even done typing. lol
[21:43] <CÚst_la_V> Like I said, it was a replica from the 1000 dollar store
[21:43] <Furu> Craaazy
[21:43] <CÚst_la_V> hehehehe
[21:44] <CÚst_la_V> And I answered the question I answered before you asked it after you noticed I answered it before the asking!!
[21:44] <::YingGirl> Well...techionally, the actual holy grail should be sealed in the cave of the Crescent Caynon
[21:45] * SenshiGuardian is lost in Minako's logic loop
[21:45] <SenshiGuardian>
[21:45] <CÚst_la_V> Ying - that was defeated by Old Princess Serenity + Shovel
[21:45] * Shaldra Darkness is lost too
[21:45] * SenshiGuardian snaps out of it
[21:45] <::YingGirl> Whoever drank from the cup had everlasting immortality, but had to stay with the cup in that cave forever...
[21:46] <CÚst_la_V> Yes but then you can dynamite the mountain because if they are immortal they will live and then be out of the cave.
[21:47] <Shaldra Darkness> Dua...?
[21:48] * CÚst_la_V pinches X-chan'ds nose shut
[21:50] * CÚst_la_V watches x-chan start breathing through his mouth
[21:50] * CÚst_la_V release his nose and giggles
[21:51] <CÚst_la_V> hehehe
[21:52] <CÚst_la_V> it's so quiet and peaceful now...
[21:52] <Furu> You just like messing with him while he's asleep, eh?
[21:52] <Shaldra Darkness> ~_^
[21:52] <CÚst_la_V> ^_^
[21:53] <Sub Zippo> Sleeping people are fun, just as long as you dont get carried away.
[21:53] * CÚst_la_V wonders if there is a magic marker anywhere
[21:53] * CÚst_la_V takes out her magic pen
[21:54] <Shaldra Darkness> O.o;;
[21:54] * CÚst_la_V ponders what to write
[21:55] <Sub Zippo> Now if THIS isnt abusing the pen, I dont know what is...
[21:56] * CÚst_la_V writes "I don't like to eat my greens" on his forehead
[21:56] <Furu> lol
[21:56] * CÚst_la_V forgot to write it in reverse so she crosses it out and starts over
[21:57] * CÚst_la_V realizes she's no good at writing in reverse and crosses it out and decides to write something else
[21:58] * CÚst_la_V writes "Mina-P was here"
[21:58] <Furu> Should of wrote "REDRUM" just to freak him out.
[21:59] <CÚst_la_V> LOL
[21:59] * CÚst_la_V writes "REDRUM" where his moustache would go if he had one
[22:00] * CÚst_la_V wonders if the Magic Pen ink is washable or nontoxic
[22:00] <Shaldra Darkness> -_-;;
[22:00] <Furu> LOL
[22:01] * CÚst_la_V freaks out until she realizes it has a magic eraser
[22:01] * CÚst_la_V erases stuff
[22:01] <Sub Zippo> Nobody say anything if/when he wakes up.
[22:01] * CÚst_la_V starts writing lyrics to "Route Venus" really tiny
[22:02] * CÚst_la_V starts playing etch-a-sketch
[22:02] <@Dr_Xadium> ...unh...
[22:02] <CÚst_la_V> eek!
[22:03] * CÚst_la_V erases
[22:03] <@Dr_Xadium> ....ugh...
[22:03] * CÚst_la_V erases faster
[22:03] <@Dr_Xadium> Wha...
[22:03] * CÚst_la_V erases fastest!!
[22:03] * Shaldra Darkness snickers
[22:04] <@Dr_Xadium> Min...mina?
[22:04] <@Dr_Xadium> What.. why are you erasing on my forehead?!
[22:04] <CÚst_la_V> !
[22:04] * Furu clears his throat, trying to hide his chuckling
[22:04] <CÚst_la_V> Ano... there was a mosquito....
[22:04] <CÚst_la_V> It landed on your forehead and was sucking your blood, so I slapped it
[22:04] <Furu> A big one.
[22:05] <Shaldra Darkness> Mrrr...aaaawww.... *snicker*
[22:05] <CÚst_la_V> There was blood and mosquito bits everywhere so I had to clean it off
[22:05] <@Dr_Xadium> Oh... ok... thanks dear... (goes back to sleep)
[22:05] <CÚst_la_V> wheew!!!
[22:06] * CÚst_la_V puts the pen away
[22:06] <Furu> That was close.
[22:06] <Shaldra Darkness> MRAWRHAHAHAHA!!!
[22:06] <CÚst_la_V> heheheeeeheheheheeeh
[22:20] * CÚst_la_V hides X-chan's glasses
[22:20] <Furu> Minako> How bad does he need the glasses?
[22:21] <CÚst_la_V> Furu - He can't see more than 2 feet in front of his face without them
[22:22] <Furu> ^^ Bwahahahaha
[22:22] <Shaldra Darkness> Mrawrrr!
[23:39] * CÚst_la_V yawns
[23:39] <CÚst_la_V> moh...
[23:40] <CÚst_la_V> Now I'm getting sleepy too...
[23:42] * CÚst_la_V gets up and kind of roughly pulls up X-chan who is groggy
[23:43] <CÚst_la_V> Well we're going to go get some rest now...
[23:43] <Sub Zippo> Gnight Minako!
[23:43] <CÚst_la_V> So the rest of you have a good night ^_^
[23:44] <CÚst_la_V> bye!! ♡
[23:44] * CÚst_la_V helps X-chan back home
*** Disconnected