Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #632: “Serenity's Revenge (guest stars: YOU GUYS!)”
#632: “Serenity's Revenge (guest stars: YOU GUYS!)”

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*** Topic is '-= This is why no one works for her=-'
[14:53] * // J_Daito // appears in a haze of cool CGI
[14:53] <// J_Daito //> Heh.
[14:54] * // J_Daito // looks around for Ten'ou.
[14:54] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Hsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh
[14:54] <Sailor Q> Heya, Jedite!!
[14:54] <// J_Daito //> !
[14:54] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSH (leesp 4 geydit!!)
[14:55] <Sailor Q> ...chibi-spore...
[14:55] * // J_Daito // dodges (Hey Q)
[14:55] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> U wall B mai MEN!!!1
[14:55] <Sailor Q> ......Minako up yet?
[14:55] <// J_Daito //> Aino? I dunno....
[14:55] <Sailor Q> hmmmmmmm...
[14:56] * // J_Daito // hurls a ki blast through the wall and into the house next door
[14:56] <Sailor Q> I gotta be going soon....sooo...
[14:56] <Sailor Q> tell her I'll talk to her later...
[14:56] <// J_Daito //> Ah... well they should be around tonight, I expect.
[14:56] <Sailor Q> BRB....
[14:56] <// J_Daito //> Very well.
[14:56] <// J_Daito //> Goodbye.
[14:57] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. glapsm Geydite
[14:57] <// J_Daito //> Spore don't you have a parent to molest?!
[14:57] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> I went ur CNA....
[14:57] <// J_Daito //> My DNA? WHY?
[14:58] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> bcuz im going to uprade popa...
[14:58] * // J_Daito // pries the Spore loose
[14:58] <// J_Daito //> Do you even KNOW how to work DNA?
[14:59] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> last nite wen i took porseor tomoey he taut mi
[14:59] <// J_Daito //> "Took?"
[15:00] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i took ham 2 da bid an hald a stake knif at his throt untal hi tol mi hoe
[15:01] <// J_Daito //> What could I possibly add to that pansy Mamoru?
[15:01] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> miser maxx poawar
[15:01] <// J_Daito //> !
[15:02] <// J_Daito //> Good grief, why not buy some of that stuff they sell in the E-mail Spam?
[15:02] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> wat
[15:02] <// J_Daito //> You know... the... "enhancers" ,,,
[15:02] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i dnt gat spim, mai 31st ceturny komputar filatars it al ot
[15:03] <// J_Daito //> You poor depraved runt...
[15:03] * // J_Daito // goes up to Ten;ou's room and rips out the computer and brings it downstairs
[15:04] <// J_Daito //> Observe...
[15:04] * // J_Daito // loads up the E-Mail
[15:04] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi loks
[15:05] <// J_Daito //> Here you have the Viagra, Cialis, Levitra....
[15:05] <// J_Daito //> Enhnacers organic, inorganic, herbal pill and creme....
[15:05] <// J_Daito //> Whoa there's a new one must make a note of that
[15:05] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> O sit and dey SALL dis sit in da stoars?!
[15:07] <// J_Daito //> Spore, you have to buy these through the E-MAil, but they usually rip off your credit card.
[15:07] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> datz OK I wall luze harackra-popas...
[15:08] <// J_Daito //> So... you still want my DNA?
[15:08] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> new i'm gona bai ded drags and dop up popa 2 gav him a mazx powar 2
[15:08] <// J_Daito //> Have you caught him yet?
[15:09] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hi kontinuez 2 elade mi....
[15:09] <// J_Daito //> The pansy is weak and easily predictable.
[15:09] <// J_Daito //> I can give you the key to victory.
[15:09] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> spil it, bich!!!1
[15:10] <// J_Daito //> First, there is the small matter of my cmopensation.
[15:10] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> wat dew u ewnt?
[15:10] <// J_Daito //> Money.
[15:11] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i dont gat mony jast aharackra popa's kredit kard
[15:11] <// J_Daito //> Hand it over.
[15:11] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi gaves it 2 ham
[15:11] <// J_Daito //> Now, the key is your Mother.
[15:11] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i shuld drass pu lak har?
[15:12] <// J_Daito //> No... Endymion alwasy shows up when she's in trouble.
[15:12] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> bat dere iz no truble in dat futar w lav in pese.
[15:12] <// J_Daito //> So go back and attack her, idiot.
[15:13] <// J_Daito //> He will arrive, you capture him and then feed him the male enhacement drugs.
[15:13] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshshs i lak dis masser plan
[15:13] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshsh shshhshs shshshshshsh
[15:14] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi teelportas 2 da futar
[15:15] * // J_Daito // is fascinated by Te'nou's computer
[15:15] <// J_Daito //> Wow there's more than 256 colors on this monitor.
[15:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey people... JED! Why's my computer in here?
[15:16] <// J_Daito //> Looking up Viagra Spam for the Spore.
[15:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Not gonna ask.

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[15:38] <// J_Daito //> Gah Ten'ou, how an you stand it?
[15:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What.
[15:38] <// J_Daito //> This new computer of yours can show more than 256 colors
[15:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So you can see more than 256 colors so what
[15:39] <// J_Daito //> So this pr0n spam is disgusting
[15:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You're the one looking up s[BLEEP]t for the spore
[15:40] <// J_Daito //> LOL she paid me well
[15:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> With what shwe don't have cash...
[15:40] * // J_Daito // holds up Ten'ou's credit card
[15:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> F[BLEEP] gimme that back!!!
[15:41] * // J_Daito // enfolds himself in his cape and vanishes in a haze of cool CGI
[15:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> GOD [BLEEP]IT!!!1
[15:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn live action, giving him ideas.
[15:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Before October his ass didn't even HAVE a Cape.
[15:44] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- ponders that there are only 12 episodes of PGSM left.
[15:48] <Cést_la_V> Konbanwa!!!
[15:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yo, Neko.
[15:50] <Cést_la_V> Haruka-san, someone blew a hole in the side of our house.
[15:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh Neko, that was Jed, I think he wanted to see if you were awake,
[15:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Sailor Q was looking for you.
[15:51] <Cést_la_V> Oh, Q-chan!
[15:51] <Cést_la_V> Why didn't he just knock or teleport in or something.
[15:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey he shot through my wall to get to yours.
[15:53] <Cést_la_V> Heh want to hear something funny? X-chan has a fake Katana... but the "made in China" logo blows the illusion...
[15:54] <Cést_la_V> And after Kill Bill everywhere he goes he looks for the "Hittori Hanzo" model...
[15:54] <Cést_la_V> He'll walk up to sword people and go "Is that Hittori Hanzo's steel?"
[15:54] <Cést_la_V> "If not then it is unworthy... of my money!!"
[15:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man Sonny Chiba is the s[BLEEP]t.
[15:58] <GERMATOID> I SHOULD HAVE ENABLED LONGER USERNAMES
[15:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I sould like to be known as "Supercalifragilisticexplialadocus_001"
[15:59] <GERMATOID> THAT'S TOO LONG

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[18:16] <Cést_la_V> Whoah there's another couch in here now
[18:16] <@Dr_Xadium> Haruka must be on overload....
[18:16] <starcat> Minako-san, hello! ^_^ and yes. the striped one is Sailor Sofa.
[18:17] * Dr_Xadium and Mina sit on one of the other couches. (#3?!)
[18:17] <Cést_la_V> Wow Starcat, it's really pretty!!
[18:37] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- storms in
[18:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn Jeff Jarrett will NEVER DROP that BELT!!
[18:38] <starcat> Haruka: meet Tuxedo Sofa and Sailor Sofa.
[18:38] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- was watching wrestling
[18:38] <@Dr_Xadium> :)
[18:39] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- sits on Sailor Sofa
[18:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Jarret dresses like Tux. Mask these days
[18:40] <Cést_la_V> Sailor Sofa.... wasn't he a Phage?
[18:40] <@Dr_Xadium> Probably.
[18:46] * Cést_la_V knows something X-chan doesn't know ♡
[18:48] <@Dr_Xadium> What is it that you know that I don't know, Mina?
[18:48] <Cést_la_V> If I told you then you'd know and then I wouldn't know something you didn't. ♡
[18:49] <@Dr_Xadium> Can't defeat that logic.
[18:49] * SenshiGuardian giggles at minako's comment
[18:56] <SenshiGuardian> WWE talking soap
[18:56] <Haak> XD WTF?
[18:56] <SenshiGuardian> URL --> http://www.wrestlecrap.com/sbt%20files/sbt-wweniagara/wweniagara8.jpg
[18:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh great so the Rock can dis me in the shower too
[18:58] <starcat> "Talking Soap"? how the hell does that work?
[18:58] <SenshiGuardian> "Hey jaborne you missed a spot"
[18:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> SG: LOL
[18:58] <starcat> ...you know, there could be a market for talking soap...
[18:58] <SenshiGuardian> "Stick me side ways up your candy @$$ while your at it"
[18:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> L M A O
[18:59] <Solarchos> "Can you *smel-l-l-l-l-l-l...what the Rock...has washing...for YOU!"
[18:59] <starcat> lol
[19:00] * Haak can't stop laughing
[19:00] <SenshiGuardian> "You know the rock loves the potang pie, why not go there next"
[19:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> DAAAAAAAAAMm (dying of laughter
[19:00] <SenshiGuardian> "Finaly the Rockk has come back...... to your dirty @$$"
[19:00] <@Dr_Xadium> Chibiusa profanity soap... it uses itself to wash its own mouth out
[19:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> SG - I have collpased a lung here
[19:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I.... I'm barely alive that was so good
[19:03] <Solarchos> Xadium - "What's yo name? IT DOESN'T MATTER!"
[19:03] * SenshiGuardian almost couldn't finish from trying not to laugh
[19:03] <@Dr_Xadium> Hahahaha well in Chibi's case it would be "wats ur facking nam? it dnt matar bich"
[19:04] <Cést_la_V> You do that too well, X-chan.
[19:04] <SenshiGuardian> "What are you going to wash with the rock..........IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR GOING TO WASH WITH THE ROCK!"
[19:04] <@Dr_Xadium> I am not proud of this skill.
[19:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[19:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "No no NO Jabronie, the rock doesn't want to go THERE!"
[19:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "The Rock... The Rock can't believe he;s saying this... bt the Rock, he wants to Tap out!"
[19:05] <SenshiGuardian> "You need to walk your dirty @$$ down jaborne drive turn left at know your role street and check your self into the scrubdown hotel!"
[19:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "Put the Rock back in his dish, son.... put the The Rock back in his dish"
[19:06] <Haak> Haruka - LMAO
[19:06] <SenshiGuardian> "If you Smell enough, that the rock..... has to scrub you...."*starts to play a bad version of the rocks music*

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[19:10] * Cést_la_V needs to get a couch with personaility too
[19:13] * Cést_la_V is AFK: Emergency Shopping
[19:16] * Cést_la_V hauls in a new couch for her and X-chan....
[19:17] <Cést_la_V> URL --> http://www.bedroomfurnitureplus.com/living_room/stationary_sofa/Van-Gogh-Venus.jpg
[19:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Gah so now it's Tuxedo sofa, Sailor Couch and Venus Couch?
[19:17] <starcat> Your couch? Even though it's anmed after you, the uphostery isn't that pretty. it's a nice design, though.
[19:18] <Cést_la_V> Actually it's a sofa now that I look at it...
[19:18] * Cést_la_V decides to keep looking
[19:19] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- throws out all the unnamed sofas.
[19:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ok so there are THREE now.
[19:22] <> URL --> http://www.fashionfurniture.com/images/TH_LIV_sofa_venus.jpg
[19:23] * Cést_la_V throws out the old one and replaces it with this one
[19:24] <@Dr_Xadium> Mina... you could have *returned* the old couch...
[19:25] <Cést_la_V> X-chan... why return the old one?
[19:25] <@Dr_Xadium> So I could get my money back....^_^;;
[19:31] * Cést_la_V settles into the plush new Venus Couch and nearly falls over sideways - Xadium grabs her
[19:31] <SenshiGuardian> Nice couch Minako
[19:32] * Cést_la_V is sideways in X-chan's arms - it seems to have been a good choice of furniture! ♡
[19:39] <Sailor Q> Hiya, I'm back!!!
[19:39] <Cést_la_V> Kawaii!!
[19:40] <Cést_la_V> Hi, Q-chan!!
[19:40] <Cést_la_V> ne Q-chan I bought X-chan and me a new couch!!
[19:41] <@Dr_Xadium> Q- if you're abbreviating your handle, Tomoe made it so you can use a longer one.
[19:42] <Sailor Q> Heya, Minako-chan!!!
[19:43] <ChibiQ> Hiya, Aunty Minako!!! *hugs Minako*
[19:43] * Cést_la_V giggles and hugs Miki-chan
[19:44] <Sailor Q> Yeah!! I have a couch like it...except it's green...
[19:44] <ChibiQ> is she here!? is she here!?
[19:45] <@Dr_Xadium> Is who here?
[19:46] <ChibiQ> is she, Aunty Minako?
[19:48] * Cést_la_V hasn't seen her...
[19:48] <Sailor Quinox> .....I think Miki's excited...
[19:48] <Sailor Quinox> ...Maybe she's lost in the TARDIS....
[19:49] <Sailor Quinox> ....could that be possible?
[19:49] * Cést_la_V doesn't know...
[19:49] <@Dr_Xadium> Mina, who are you talking about?
[19:50] <Sailor Quinox> ....huh?
[19:50] <S.Darkness> She's talking about Sakura most likely....
[19:50] <Cést_la_V> X-chan doesn't know...
[19:50] <@Dr_Xadium> !
[19:50] <Cést_la_V> ¬_¬;
[19:51] <Sailor Quinox> ....oh...
[19:51] <S.Darkness> Sakura Aino, Minako's kid (points to Minako) Just a feeling.
[19:52] <ChibiQ> ......I hope Sakura-chan is okay....
[19:52] * Dr_Xadium goes to hunt in the TARDIS
[19:53] * Cést_la_V isn't too worried, the TARDIS can take care of anyone lost inside...
[20:05] * Dr_Xadium returns, hasn't found anyone...
[20:05] <Cést_la_V> Does X-chan even know what he's LOOKING FOR?!
[20:06] <@Dr_Xadium> I looked for ANYONE!
[20:06] <Sailor Quinox> .....I don't think so....hey, Doc.X...come here for a sec....
[20:06] * Dr_Xadium worries
[20:06] <@Dr_Xadium> ?
[20:06] * Dr_Xadium approaches Q.
[20:07] * Cést_la_V watches intently
[20:07] <Sailor Quinox> this is who you're looking for....*hands X a pic of Sakura Aino*
[20:07] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- cracks open a beer
[20:07] * Dr_Xadium takes the picture
[20:07] <Sailor Quinox> ....she said she would appear in the TARDIS this morning...
[20:08] <@Dr_Xadium> I really shouldn't be taking information about a future timeline...
[20:08] * Cést_la_V smacks him over the head (GO LOOK BAKA)
[20:08] * Dr_Xadium nods and goes hunting
[20:08] <Cést_la_V> Time Lords get so constipated about Time Travel...
[20:10] <@Dr_Xadium> GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[20:10] <Sailor Quinox> WHAT THE HECK!!
[20:11] <Sailor Quinox> what's up, Doc. X
[20:11] * Dr_Xadium returns with a small child with long blone hair and brown eyes
[20:12] <Cést_la_V> Sakura-chan?! ♡
[20:12] <@Dr_Xadium> Not... quite.
[20:13] <ChibiQ> Sakura-chan!!
[20:13] * the child glares at Xadium
[20:14] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sew u saw tru mai eval plen agan,. zedum
[20:14] <Cést_la_V> MASAKA....
[20:14] <@Dr_Xadium> Explain yourself.
[20:14] <starcat> heh. I knew it. idiot...
[20:14] * kevryn retrieves the comically oversized mallet
[20:15] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i wuz gona bak 2 da futar 2 ketch mimoru and fed ham da mail enhenicemant drags
[20:16] <S.Darkness> God Spore.... you are screwed up.
[20:17] * starcat pulls out the bazooka
[20:17] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> an i relized hoe si wuz an i tlod har dat saranity wented 2 tlak 2 har
[20:18] <ChibiQ> ....Don't Worry, Minako-chan....Sakura is probably going to come later!!
[20:18] * SenshiGuardian produces the Guardian Staff
[20:18] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi iz a helogrim chibibach
[20:18] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> u pnaks culd hav hid mi
[20:18] <Sailor Quinox> that's low, spore...
[20:19] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> bat u refaused , sew i deny u da preshus
[20:19] <Sailor Quinox> ....Minako-chan....don't worry......
[20:19] * Cést_la_V is about to cry
[20:19] * Dr_Xadium hugs her
[20:19] <ChibiQ> ....Sakura-chan is coming...I'm sure of it........
[20:20] * Between_the_Lines knows where the Spore can stick her precious
[20:20] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshshsh u fowlsz
[20:20] <ChibiQ> .....CHIBI-USA!!!!!
[20:20] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i am teh suparior chyld
[20:20] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshshsh (mi taks da blond wag and staps on it)
[20:20] <starcat> And minako-chan, Xadium..I'm so sorry that this IDIOT had to stop you. but I suppose it's for the best...knowing too much about the future can be dangerous. look at how Usagi turned out.
[20:20] <::YingGirl> Xadium, Get a Black Mage....
[20:21] <Sailor ChibiQ.> I am Sailor Chibi Q and for the sake of Aunty Minako, I will destroy you!!!
[20:21] * Cést_la_V balls up her fists
[20:21] <Cést_la_V> No.... Chibi-chan....
[20:21] * Cést_la_V transforms
[20:21] <Sailor ChibiQ.> huh?
[20:21] <@Dr_Xadium> Mina, she's a hologram....
[20:21] <Sailor ChibiQ.> YAY!!!
[20:21] * S.Darkness brings out her sword
[20:22] <Cést_la_V> Chibiusa-chan... you've bent the spine!!
[20:22] <Sailor Quinox> *transforms*
[20:22] <@Dr_Xadium> Crossed... the line? ?
[20:22] * SenshiGuardian prepares to back up Miki and Minako with Force Shields
[20:22] <Sailor Quinox> *pulls out her flute*
[20:22] <Cést_la_V> No bent the spine like in a Manga
[20:22] <@Dr_Xadium> Ok
[20:23] <Cést_la_V> Chibiusa-chan yu've gone too far!!
[20:24] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> WEIT, BICHES!!!
[20:24] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi helds pu a battle of vyagra
[20:24] <S.Darkness> Is it just me, or is her spelling getting worse?
[20:25] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> dis battle hear will make edymion hav a mistar maxx powarr lik geydits!!11
[20:25] <Cést_la_V> Eww....
[20:25] * kevryn shudders
[20:26] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> wen hi has became man enuf 4 mi i wal haf ham
[20:26] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> and den lak in dat pactur starrat found i wal be pregant
[20:26] <Sailor ChibiQ.> Aunty Minako!! I have a call for you!! *hands communicator to Minako*.....it's from someone tyed up in the TARDIS...
[20:27] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> my chulyd wal B mai sistar
[20:27] <Cést_la_V> Eh?!
[20:27] <S.Darkness> That's just sick...
[20:27] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i am impotent, bich!!!1
[20:28] <Sailor ChibiQ.> ......she wants to talk to you *giggles*
[20:28] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i em all poewerfal!!11111
[20:28] <Sailor ChibiQ.> ...I think you know who it is...
[20:28] <Cést_la_V> eh? (goes for the communicator)
[20:28] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mi hlods pu horatur's hed
[20:29] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> if ane of u biches usas da tim proteal, or packs up da fon, se gats it
[20:29] <S.Darkness> DId she just say... what I thought she said....
[20:29] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i carse da 2 od dem to weit 4 da futar!!111
[20:29] <Sailor Quinox> .....you're a b[BLEEP]h...
[20:30] <FireFly_9> I... yet... live....
[20:30] <S.Darkness> I can't believe you....
[20:30] <S.Darkness> Hotaru-san!!
[20:30] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> yas mai petty but olee as log as u are usafal 2 mi
[20:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> When the F[BLEEP] did she vbecome a bond villain?!
[20:31] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> disurm poepel or si dyes
[20:31] <Sailor Quinox> ...chibi-usa...you will pay!!!
[20:31] <SenshiGuardian> darn a hostage
[20:31] * FireFly_9 is too weak... forced to watch.... unspeakable things...
[20:31] * Between_the_Lines holds up the rose - it's gone black
[20:31] <S.Darkness> You shall die, Spore!!
[20:31] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> dis iz hoe da sits gona B
[20:31] * Sailor C-4 slowly puts her grenade launcher down...
[20:32] * S.Darkness slowly puts down her sword
[20:32] * Black_tux_BTL has transformed
[20:32] * Sailor C-4 pulls a small black metal star out from behind her back
[20:32] <S.Darkness> I can't let her hurt Hotaru....
[20:32] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshshshshshs does 2 wal navar gat klontact wit da kad
[20:32] * kevryn lays down the comically oversized mallet
[20:32] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i wal gats a mallion yan frum harackra popa
[20:32] <SenshiGuardian> please god let this work. Guardian Force Shield.
[20:33] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> usz da slant wall hortrur
[20:33] * Black_tux_BTL twists the top of his cane, and pulls out - surprise, it's a sword
[20:33] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mi froces hotarut to mak da slant eall
[20:33] * SenshiGuardian send a force shield throught the gate at hotaru
[20:33] <S.Darkness> We can't do anything while Hotaru's been captured...
[20:33] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> da slant walk is imprutrnable
[20:34] <@Dr_Xadium> Why, Chibiusa?
[20:34] <S.Darkness> Why would you do this.....?
[20:34] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> I'm TURD OF U Biches sitting on mi!!1111
[20:34] * Sailor C-4 just knows this will be in the main page tomorrow
[20:35] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> im gona exart my atiroty as da pincess of da futar wulrds!!1111
[20:35] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi has teleproted den to az undasclozed lickatibn
[20:36] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> noe u facker sill O MATERFACKER DATS MAI NRAN?!
[20:36] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi flas ovar unconshus
[20:37] <// J_Daito //> (from the Future) Idiot
[20:37] <FireFly_9> J... Jedite?
[20:37] <S.Darkness> Jedite?!
[20:37] <// J_Daito //> I am FUTURE Jedite
[20:37] <FireFly_9> What.
[20:37] * SenshiGuardian facefaults
[20:37] * S.Darkness grabs her sword again
[20:38] <// J_Daito //> I am the Jedite who got SUCKED INTO THE DAMN TIME PORTAL WITH YOU, MORON
[20:38] <SenshiGuardian> So thats were you've been
[20:38] <FireFly_9> Ahh... yes... heheh.... forgot about you.
[20:38] <guest_N.Q.S_Serenity> What's going on here?!
[20:39] <S.Darkness> Serenity?!
[20:39] <guest_N.Q.S_Serenity> Chibiusa-chan? Giving Mamo-chan M&Ms?!
[20:39] <SenshiGuardian> Serenity...
[20:39] <// J_Daito //> Uhh... those aren't M&M's...
[20:39] <S.Darkness> Serenity, do you know what the hells happening?!
[20:40] <Sailor ChibiQ.> hiya, Aunty Usagi!!!
[20:40] <guest_N.Q.S_Serenity> NOBODY GETS CANDY BEFORE ME!!! (eats some)
[20:40] <S.Darkness> Serenity?!!!!
[20:40] <SenshiGuardian> oh god.....
[20:40] <// J_Daito //> THIS IS AFTER THAT YING THANK YOU
[20:40] <S.Darkness> NO! those arn't candies!!
[20:40] <guest_N.Q.S_Serenity> I feell.... different.....
[20:41] <guest_N.Q.S_Serenity> Mamo-chan... ehehehehehehe
[20:41] <Sailor ChibiQ.> .....AUNTY USAGI!! *hugs her*
[20:41] <FireFly_9> Oh good god.
[20:41] <S.Darkness> I feel sick...
[20:42] <guest_N.Q.S_Serenity> WAIT! What are all these time travelling people!? I BANNED TIME TRAVEL OUT OF HERE!
[20:43] * starcat has not ever time-traveled.
[20:43] * S.Darkness is gonna vomit
[20:43] <guest_N.Q.S_Serenity> All you people BE QUIET!!!
[20:44] <guest_N.Q.S_Serenity> I WANT TO DO SOMETHING!!
[20:44] <guest_N.Q.S_Serenity> FIRST! Chibi-usa, are you trying to kidnap MY MAN again?!
[20:44] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ya wat u gonna dew abuttit BICH?!
[20:45] <guest_N.Q.S_Serenity> *punches Chibiusa out
[20:45] <guest_N.Q.S_Serenity> YOU ARE EXILED FROM THE FUTURE!
[20:45] <Sailor ChibiQ.> YAY!!!
[20:45] <Sailor ChibiQ.> ....boo....
[20:45] * Between_the_Lines would transform, but I think the situation is in hand. ^_^
[20:46] <Cést_la_V> Oh like that ever stopped her before, Usagi-chan!!
[20:46] <SenshiGuardian> i think were the ones getting punished for that guys.....
[20:47] <guest_N.Q.S_Serenity> Ohoho... Minako=chan....
[20:47] <Cést_la_V> :P
[20:47] <guest_N.Q.S_Serenity> You quit and went back to the past
[20:47] <Cést_la_V> You didn't pay enough for mr to put up with you!!
[20:48] <guest_N.Q.S_Serenity> Well you're banned from the future too!! :P Until I un-ban you!!
[20:48] <Cést_la_V> Baka :P :P :P
[20:49] <guest_N.Q.S_Serenity> :P :P :P :P :P x 10
[20:49] * starcat gets bored and wants some cookies
[20:49] <Sailor ChibiQ.> Hiya, Aunty Serenity!!!
[20:49] <guest_N.Q.S_Serenity> And no visits from your future kid!!
[20:49] <Cést_la_V> That's HARSH!
[20:49] <Sailor ChibiQ.> awwwww.....
[20:49] <Sailor ChibiQ.> That's mean!!!!
[20:49] <guest_N.Q.S_Serenity> I'm training her how to be a proper young lady! :P
[20:50] <@Dr_Xadium> Good grief
[20:50] <Sailor ChibiQ.> ......that's mean....
[20:50] * Between_the_Lines agrees with Minako - Sakura-chan is innocent in this
[20:50] <S.Darkness> Oh dear.
[20:50] * SenshiGuardian feels sorry for Minako and sakura already
[20:50] <Sailor ChibiQ.> ....my Mommy is the best!!! *hugs Matsumi*
[20:50] <guest_N.Q.S_Serenity> Why are you complaining, you'll see her soon enough if you know what I mean!!
[20:51] <Cést_la_V> I can't believe you just SAID THAT!!!1
[20:51] <Sailor ChibiQ.> ......*sticks tounge out at Serenity*
[20:51] * Dr_Xadium just collapses into the sofa
[20:51] <guest_N.Q.S_Serenity> And Haruka-san!!!
[20:51] * starcat thanks Darkness and starts munching on some cookies
[20:51] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- gives NQS the finger
[20:51] * S.Darkness is munching on cookies
[20:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What
[20:51] <Sailor ChibiQ.> .......Aunty Serenity is a meanie!!!
[20:52] <guest_N.Q.S_Serenity> I'm maximum leader and you're not... :P
[20:52] <SenshiGuardian> /m check's on Dr. X's condition
[20:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I gots me my woman and my beer, what more doth I need?
[20:52] * starcat is munching on cookies
[20:52] <guest_N.Q.S_Serenity> Oh yeah (shows her garage full of fancy cars)
[20:53] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- chokes on her beer
[20:53] * starcat keeps eating the cookies
[20:53] <guest_N.Q.S_Serenity> hotaru, Kunzite, get out of here!
[20:53] <// J_Daito //> Jedite!
[20:53] <guest_N.Q.S_Serenity> Whatever! *kicks them out
[20:54] <guest_N.Q.S_Serenity> Ooh, thanks to Chibiusa, Mamoru is.... ehehehehehee
[20:54] <// J_Daito //> No! HE too has MAXX POWER!
[20:54] <S.Darkness> Oh god!! Get me out of here!
[20:54] <guest_N.Q.S_Serenity> *closes the portal
[20:55] <Sailor Quinox> B[BLEEP]CH!!!!!!!
[20:55] <guest_N.Q.S_Serenity> (is gone)
[20:55] <Sailor Quinox> sorry, Minako-chan....
[20:55] * Dr_Xadium regains consciousness
[20:55] <S.Darkness> Thank GOD!!
[20:55] <Cést_la_V> Oh well, like she said, I'm sure we'll mwet her someday....
[20:55] <Cést_la_V> If we work at it ♡
[20:56] * Dr_Xadium faints again
[20:56] * Cést_la_V goes to check on X-chan
[20:56] <Between_the_Lines> Minako: That's the spirit! :)
[20:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man I am SO glad I NEVER worked for Tsukino
[20:57] <// J_Daito //> She called me Kunzite....
[20:57] <// J_Daito //> KUN ZITE
[20:57] <SenshiGuardian> Q: Now you see were Chibi-Usa gets it from
[20:57] <starcat> Jed: heh.
[20:57] <FireFly_9> Ugh... CHIBIUSA!!
[20:57] <Sailor Quinox> hey...Minako-chan....wanna come over to my place sometime.....I was thinking have a party....
[20:58] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> o sit
[20:58] <Sailor Quinox> ...you okay, Hotaru?
[20:58] <Cést_la_V> Sure...
[20:59] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa... you crossed the line...
[20:59] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak i din;t kno it wuld B dat bid!!!11
[20:59] <Sailor Quinox> .....maybe watch a couple movies, Minako-chan....snuggle with our guys........and other things...
[20:59] * S.Darkness changes topic to `And peace returned to the Chatbox?`
[20:59] * Cést_la_V giggles
[21:00] <FireFly_9> It was TOO HORRIBLE Chibiusa
[21:00] <FireFly_9> Showing me... those things....
[21:00] * starcat changes topic to `And peace returned to the Chatbox? (try out our new couches!)`
[21:00] <FireFly_9> Fantasy Death Metal Concerts! ATRRRGH!
[21:01] <starcat> Aww...Poor Hotaru-san...
[21:01] <S.Darkness> Poor Hotaru-san...
[21:01] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi usas da slivar kistal 2 escap
[21:01] <FireFly_9> Gah!
[21:01] <FireFly_9> Jedite....
[21:01] <// J_Daito //> Yeeeeeeeeees..?
[21:02] * SenshiGuardian bring sHotaru a cold drink to calm her nerves
[21:02] <FireFly_9> Why did you wait so long to save me?
[21:02] <// J_Daito //> I was.... well....
[21:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> He's evil, he's got his pride as an evildoer
[21:03] <// J_Daito //> No it's that.... I was *enjoying* the Fantasy Death Metal concert.
[21:03] <FireFly_9> You are a sick, sick man.
[21:03] <S.Darkness> Sick.
[21:03] * // J_Daito // enfolds himself in his cape ans vanishes in a haze of cool CGI
[21:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man I want a damn cape
[21:04] * Dr_Xadium regains consciousness
[21:04] <Sailor Quinox> ....*hands Haruka a cape*...
[21:06] * Cést_la_V sits next to X-chan and hugs him. but is thinking about Sakura-chan
[21:06] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- enfolds herself in her cape and falls on the floor
[21:07] <Cést_la_V> LOL!!!
[21:07] <ChibiQ> *is back to normal*....hey, Aunty Minako!!
[21:07] <starcat> lol
[21:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> not funny
[21:07] <starcat> yes funny.
[21:07] <ChibiQ> don't worry about Sakura-chan!!! My mommy won't let anything bad happen to her!!!
[21:07] <Cést_la_V> Miki-chan... give your Minako-Oneesan a hug.... ♡
[21:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I want to be... Azumi.. dammit
[21:08] <ChibiQ> *gives Minako-chan a big hug* I love you, Aunty Minako!!!
[21:08] <Cést_la_V> I love you too, Miki-chan ♡
[21:09] * Dr_Xadium hugs them both
[21:13] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> NO HORATRU CHUN NIT SHAKEAJESSPEAR!!111
[21:13] <FireFly_9> huhahhahahahahahahahaha ahahahaha haaaaaa.....
[21:13] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> om fackingbran itz gona explot!111
[21:14] <S.Darkness> Good Hotaru-san, continue.
[21:14] * Furu doesn't think Usagi's THAT bad....really.....what? why are you all looking at me like that?
[21:15] <SenshiGuardian> Furu, you need to read the back log
[21:15] <Cést_la_V> She's not bad, but she's petty....
[21:15] <Cést_la_V> Very Very petty....
[21:18] * Cést_la_V is listening to: [ Clannad ] I Will Find You [128 kbps]
[21:18] * Dr_Xadium hugs Mina a little tighter (I'm sure we'll see her someday)
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That was odd...
Maybe the Spore will stop chasing after Endymion-sama...
Then again, will cows fly?

Sheikm [e-mail] • 07/13/04 11:12am

Nice stuff...bit of a shame that most of my stuff got edited out. ;) Still, it's a great piece. Death to the Spore! Long live Black_tux_BTL! :)

Between_the_Lines [e-mail] • 07/12/04 06:27pm



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