Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #631: “The Usual Suspects ”
#631: “The Usual Suspects”
*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi *** Topic is '-= Who's Da Man? =-'
[08:23] * all the Suburban Senshi + Dr. Xadium are lined up in the livingroom of Ten'ou house, still in their pajamas. Haruka is stalking back and forth, looking them all in the eye and grunting in anger, but not saying anything.
[08:24] <FireFly_9> (yawn) Haruka-poppa, what is the meaning of calling us all here this early in the morning?
[08:24] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- glares at her
[08:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I AM ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE!
[08:25] <// J_Daito //> What questions, Ten'ou, you haven't asked us anything yet. (crosses arms)
[08:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't push me, Shitennou-head!
[08:26] <// J_Daito //> Bah!
[08:26] <=^catablanca^=> (on Hotaru's shoulder) Haruka, could you please explain what's going on?
[08:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Fine. This morning I got a call from my credit card company. It seems SOMEONE stole my credit cards, hacked into my bank account, and even run CREDIT CHECKS on me!
[08:27] <H3LLi05> Yo yo yo yo YO / it ain't our fault / if you can't keep hold on yo Senshi bank vault
[08:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Shut up, horse face!
[08:28] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- goes to the head of the line and glares at Michiru
[08:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Was it you, Michi? Did you, the love of my entire life, she who holds my heart of glass in her dainty hands, WAS IT YOU WHO STOLE MY CASH?!
[08:29] <Mdm_Maestro> ♫ Haruka, darling... ♫ (b[BLEEP]hslaps her with 10 million yen) ♫ Where do you THINK you get your money? ♫
[08:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Good point. You're excused, Kaioh!
[08:30] * Mdm_Maestro giggles elegantly and heads to the kitchen
[08:30] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- goes nose to nose with Jedite
[08:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YOU took it, didn't you, you evil ba[BLEEP]rd?!
[08:31] <// J_Daito //> The hell would I want your money for when I can brainwash anyone into doing my bidding?
[08:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Sloth!
[08:32] <// J_Daito //> I live in the sub-sub-basement, I have like ONE super ancient computer and a TV, I've never upgraded, what the hell would I use the money FOR?
[08:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Perhaps you want to *upgrade* to a 486 with a TWO GIGABYTE HARD DRIVE!
[08:33] <// J_Daito //> There's not enough money for that in the whole COUNTRY!
[08:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ... you're too f[BLEEP]ing out of touch to even know HOW to hack my bank accounts... off with you!
[08:34] * // J_Daito // enfolds himself in his cape and vanishes in a haze of cool CGI
[08:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WAIT WHO PAYS FOR THAT FX?
[08:34] <FireFly_9> This is asinine.
[08:35] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- marches over to Hotaru and stares her in the eyes
[08:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YOU. YOU NEED MONEY!
[08:35] <FireFly_9> I own this house. I own the house next door. Think about it.
[08:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Maybe you can't make the mortgage...
[08:36] * FireFly_9 just LOOKS at Haruka-poppa incredulously.
[08:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Get out of here, for today I am lenient!
[08:36] * FireFly_9 turns to go.
[08:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WAIT! The cat on your shoulder stays!
[08:37] * =^catablanca^= hops onto the ground and onto Mina's shoulder
[08:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So... Artemis.... you're looking plumper than usual today...
[08:37] <=^catablanca^=> So?
[08:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I hear rumours 'Taru-chan went overboard caring for you, spoiling you on the filet mignon and salmon....
[08:38] <=^catablanca^=> What about it, Ten'ou?!
[08:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I hear you Can't STOP EATING since you heard about Luna and Red Battler!
[08:39] <=^catablanca^=> Eating's not a crime!!
[08:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah but you're spoilt... I hear Neko-chan saying you refuse to eat regular pet food anymore... you got some *expensive* tastes there, buddy...
[08:40] <=^catablanca^=> So what, you think I stole your credit cards and hacked into your bank accounts to pay for FOOD?!
[08:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What do YOU think?
[08:40] <=^catablanca^=> I think you're INSANE!
[08:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It doesn't MATTER what you think!
[08:41] <=^catablanca^=> I'm a CAT! What the heck do I need with money! I can produce magical items out of my a... area!
[08:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Tsk!
[08:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Get outta here, kitty....but don't leave Town!
[08:42] * =^catablanca^= jumps off Mina's shoulders and raises his tail at Haruka rudely before walking out
[08:42] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- walks over to Neko-chan
[08:42] <CÚst_la_V> Haruka-san...
[08:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So. Sailor V. The Original Sailor Soldier. A superheroine pop idol gone WRONG. Did you steal the cash for the clothes, the drugs or the glitzy male escorts?
[08:43] <CÚst_la_V> I don't lead that kind of lifestyle!! I never have!!
[08:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't lie to ME, kiddo! I see you sweating there!
[08:44] * CÚst_la_V holds out a half-empty bottle of Gatorade
[08:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Keh! I'm keeping my EYE on you.
[08:45] * CÚst_la_V "hmphs" and leaves
[08:45] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- locks eyes with
[08:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So, we come to the artificial human...
[08:46] <@spiritflame> a miko am i
[08:46] <@spiritflame> theft is an anathema
[08:46] <@spiritflame> i need no money
[08:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, suuure... I know the score! You needed yourself some motor oil, so you decided to go on a fishing expedition....
[08:47] * 's blue-grey eye glow brighter
[08:47] <@spiritflame> i could ask the flame
[08:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't try to pin the blame on someone else, girly!
[08:48] * Haruka's wallet flies into the room and slams her in the face
[08:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The F[BLEEP]?!
[08:48] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- spins around to see who threw it
[08:48] * backlit by the morning sun, a short figure appears
[08:49] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshshshs hshshshshs hshshshs hshshshs
[08:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YOU stole my cash?!
[08:49] <@Dr_Xadium> Typical.
[08:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But you're a princess, what the hell do you need cash for?!
[08:49] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> o harackra... i dant seel ur willet 4da mony (aldou i tok sum 4 da heil of ti...)
[08:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So WTF? And why the credit check!?
[08:50] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i hed to chack ur azets and mak sur u had enuf kapitail.....
[08:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Enough capital for what? S[BLEEP]t, you didn't go and take out a loan using me as collateral?
[08:51] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshs neo nit quit, harackra... i hed to froge ur sagniture n proviade da kourt wit da propar dickumentashun....
[08:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Documentation for what?!
[08:52] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshsh itz sew sed... mai popa and moma vinished 1 dey an no 1 knos were dey want...
[08:52] <@Dr_Xadium> Oh, by Rassilon.
[08:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The hell you mean, we all know they went into the future after that runin with Super Pegasus III
[08:53] * H3LLi05 was the S[BLEEP]T back then
[08:53] <@Dr_Xadium> Uhh, *we* know this but the world at large doesn't... as far as they know Tsukino Usagi and Chiba Mamoru vanished one day, never to return...
[08:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Uh...
[08:54] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshs noe u began 2 C ti, zedum... yesshhh hshshshshshshshs
[08:54] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> im a lonlay orphen in da 21st santuri.... or i uzed 2 B....
[08:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Used... to be...?
[08:56] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> da kourt waz SEW imprazzed dat femous konsart painist and raser taneu harackra desised to tak in a wonway oarphan,,,,
[08:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> She... did... (sweatdrops)
[08:56] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /em runs over to HArackra
[08:56] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> O harackra popa!!1 itz sew god 2 B hom!!1111111
[08:57] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- faints dead away
[08:57] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshshs shshshshsh hshshshshs shshshsh shshshshsh
[08:57] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> noe, chibu mamiru, i am nit ur dater animoar.... noe i wall b ur luvr.... mohshshshshshshshshshs!
[08:57] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mohshshshshshshshshshsshsh!1
[08:58] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mohshshshshshshshshshshshshshs1
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Haruka! In order to adopt a child it requires the notarized signatures of *both* partners involved, as well as thourough screening and interviews by the adoption agency. None of that was done. THERE'S THE LOOPHOLE!!! USE IT!!!

Solarchos [e-mail] • 07/10/04 03:27pm

gack! but how did she manage to write Haruka's name correctly?

Poor poor Haruka...>_<

Taur5684 • 07/09/04 01:57pm

OMG, I'm F[BLEEP]cking tramatized!!!
*runs to throw up*

Moonstar [e-mail] • 07/09/04 12:39pm