*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Is this how Fat Cat got his start? =-'
[20:33] * BTL wonders where the SS are
[20:33] * in shock over the day's events
[20:34] <Haak> Heh
[20:34] <Haak> How's Minako doing? Still worked up about the whole Michiru thing?
[20:35] <@Dr_Xadium> ...
[20:35] <@Dr_Xadium> If I hear any more raving about "THAT WOMAN"...
[20:35] <BTL> Yeah; I mean, poor Minako. But at least she appreciates the guy she has. :)
[20:36] <Haak> Ahh I see...
[20:37] <@Dr_Xadium> The ratio appears to be FOR (every_gift _bought) DO (Michiru_buys *10)
[20:37] * BTL is not trying to suck up to Dr. Xadium - honest! ^_^
[20:37] <@Dr_Xadium> Neither Mina nor myself can keep up...
[20:37] <Haak> XD;
[20:38] <@Dr_Xadium> ehehehe
[20:38] <BTL> Hey, at least she's keeping it to presents; I shudder to think what would happen if this were to move to other 'forums', so to speak.
[20:38] <Haak> You know you've done too much programming when it filters into conversations like that. Damn Java's got me a few times.
[20:39] * Dr_Xadium turns red
[20:39] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hay facker i went praseants 2!!!1
[20:39] * Haak politely ignores BTL's comment
[20:40] * Dr_Xadium hasn't programmed in a long time (is only hacking PHP)
[20:40] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hay pey attsanshun 2 mi zedum!!!1
[20:40] <@Dr_Xadium> ¬_¬;
[20:40] <Haak> Oh go read your unholy book Chibiusa
[20:41] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi kaks ham in da lag
[20:41] <@Dr_Xadium> WHAT.
[20:41] <BTL> I mean, you could be going through a LOT of Gatorade, if you follow me- which I see by your reaction, that you do. ^_~
[20:41] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> facking bai mi a prasant 2
[20:41] * Dr_Xadium turns redder
[20:42] * BTL hands Chibi-Usa a copy of "Horse Rider Monthly"
[20:42] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i'm ur futar datar bai mi a peasant!!1
[20:42] * Haak hands Chibiusa a cake with a firecracker as the candle
[20:42] <@Dr_Xadium> Chibiusa... that trick failed the FIRST time, this tme you're not even in costume...
[20:42] <BTL> Dr. X: Sorry 'bout that. Still, you have to admit that things could be, well, more intense, ne?
[20:42] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi toaseaz da cak awaey (wents kash. bich)
[20:42] <Haak> Happy f'ing birthday. Now go eat at a safe distance from me.
[20:43] <@Dr_Xadium> Please don't give them ideas... please
[20:43] * BTL gives Chibi-Usa a copy of "The Horse Whisperer"
[20:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> wai went u fackers adipt mi?!
[20:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi rad dat sit areaday
[20:44] <BTL> Dr. X: Gomen, gomen. Somedays, just can't get my mind out of the gutter. :)
[20:44] <@Dr_Xadium> You don't need adopting, you need sterilizing...
[20:44] <Haak> Chibiusa, NO ONE would adopt you
[20:44] <BTL> Chibi: Who said anything about books? That was the DVD - with extra features, if you get my drift. ^_~
[20:45] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hloy sit!!11
[20:45] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi taks da sit
[20:45] <Haak> Must not form mental image. Must not form mental image. GAH
[20:45] <@Dr_Xadium> "/ME"!
[20:45] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> u wat
[20:46] <@Dr_Xadium> ...
[20:46] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> wuldnt tit b fan 2 haf ur oewn chyld?!1
[20:46] <Haak> Chibiusa, you suck at the internet.
[20:46] <BTL> Speaking of stories with animals, I have something neat to show Artemis, when he gets here.
[20:46] <@Dr_Xadium> Not if said child was YOU.
[20:47] * Dr_Xadium dangles some catnip over the Air Conditioner intake vent
[20:47] *** =^catablanca^= [email@example.com] has joined #suburbansenshi
[20:47] <@spiritflame> Irasshai =^catablanca^=
[20:47] * Haak ducks
[20:47] <=^catablanca^=> =^@_@^=
[20:48] <@Dr_Xadium> Hallo Artemis...
[20:48] <Haak> The effectiveness of that stuff is just plain scary.
[20:48] <BTL> Hey Artemis; I've got two neat things to tell you.
[20:48] <=^catablanca^=> =^@_@^=
[20:48] * Dr_Xadium gently snaps Artemis out of it
[20:48] <=^catablanca^=> Huh? Uh, hi!
[20:49] <=^catablanca^=> What's that?
[20:49] <Haak> Hi Artemis.
[20:49] <BTL> One, you make a stylish-looking human. (Got a one of the SuperS mangas today.) Two, I found a really neat crime novel today.
[20:49] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sat da fick pu atremis i wuz tlaking heer!11
[20:49] * =^catablanca^= is a hep cat hehehehehe
[20:49] <=^catablanca^=> The one with the talking cat?
[20:50] <BTL> It's called "Felidae", and it's a murder mystery about cats, written by a cat.
[20:50] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi kaks da kit
[20:50] <=^catablanca^=> OW!
[20:50] <Haak> Chibiusa - can YOU even read what you type?
[20:50] <Cést_la_V> Don't kick Artemis!!
[20:50] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i ken rad everting i typ biatch!!!1
[20:50] <BTL> By some guy called Akif Pirincci.
[20:50] <=^catablanca^=> Wow...
[20:51] <Haak> Oh, hi Minako
[20:51] * BTL thwacks Chibi-useless over the head - silly twit
[20:51] * Cést_la_V picks up Chibiusa by the back of her blouse
[20:51] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fackin bich lat gew of mi1!!!1
[20:51] <Cést_la_V> Chibiusa-chan, it's not nice to kick cats!!
[20:52] <BTL> Artemis: It's about a feline detective investingating deaths in the cat world. ANd get this; humans are called "tin-openers"! ^_^
[20:52] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hey bich wal adipt mi, zedium kaps seying new bat mabye u culd sedace him or sum sit
[20:52] * Cést_la_V smacks Chibiusa
[20:53] <=^catablanca^=> Hhehehehe... humans are kind of like that, yes...
[20:53] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> wssssssssssh u hat mi!!!1
[20:53] <Cést_la_V> I don't hate you, Chibiusa-chan...
[20:53] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> nEO bich i sed u hat mi!!!1
[20:53] <BTL> Artemis: Ain't it the truth. :)
[20:54] <@Dr_Xadium> "hit"
[20:54] <Cést_la_V> Oh! Yes, I did... behave!!
[20:54] <Haak> Heh
[20:54] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> facker u shuld respakt ur eldarzz!!11
[20:54] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i'm 904 yrz ole!!1
[20:55] <Cést_la_V> As old as Yoda-sensei and worse looking too!!
[20:55] <BTL> Oh, I don't know; I'd like to see someone get 'hatted' - Chibi-Usa, would you like to volunteer?
[20:55] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> iiiiiiiiiiiii U MATERFAX0R!!11
[20:55] <Haak> And you're also full of..... typos
[20:55] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> u be qit, BRL!!1
[20:55] *** Jack Flagg [cache-dtc-ab06.proxy.aol.com] has joined #suburbansenshi
[20:55] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Jack Flagg
[20:56] * Cést_la_V drops Chibiusa
[20:56] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hay bich is dat ane waey to treet ur dater?!
[20:56] * BTL just found out something REALLY neat!!!
[20:56] <Haak> XD
[20:56] <Jack Flagg> *staggers in and flops down on the couch* Hi, everybody.
[20:56] <Cést_la_V> Is she still trying that trick?
[20:56] <Haak> Hi Jack
[20:57] <@Dr_Xadium> Yes. I have no idea why...
[20:57] <BTL> I asked the Sacred Flame a question - and the answer was a straight yes.
[20:57] <Cést_la_V> Hi Jack-san!
[20:57] <@Dr_Xadium> What was the question?
[20:57] <BTL> Hey Jack.How goes?
[20:57] <Haak> And the question was?
[20:57] <Jack Flagg> Hi, Minako. ^^
[20:58] <BTL> Dr. X: You might not like the question...though Minako-san will love it.
[20:58] <Jack Flagg> I've been better...had to get up at 5:45 to get a garage sale ready. Everything went well until noon, when the monsoon hit...
[20:58] * BTL grins mysteriously
[20:58] <@Dr_Xadium> ?
[20:58] * Cést_la_V is very curious!!
[20:59] <Haak> Jack - that sucks man
[20:59] * =^catablanca^= jumps onto Xadium's shoulder
[20:59] <@Dr_Xadium> Arty.... Hotaru is right, you are heavy...
[20:59] <BTL> Okay, here goes: the question was..."Will Minako and Dr. Xadium get married someday?"
[21:00] <=^catablanca^=> I eat well these days :)
[21:00] <Jack Flagg> Made about $100, though, so it was worth it...dragging in all that stuff during the mother of all downpours wasn't fun, though.
[21:00] * BTL ducks
[21:00] <@Dr_Xadium> Heh, why would I not like it :)
[21:00] <Haak> Xadium - you should try having a carbunkle sit on your head for long periods of time. -_-;
[21:00] * Dr_Xadium is loyal to his Minako-chan
[21:00] <Jack Flagg> Well, I'm exaggerating when I say monsoon, but it's the closest I've ever seen to one.
[21:00] * Cést_la_V gives X-chan a hug
[21:01] <Cést_la_V> ... Artemis! Are you implying I don't feed you?!
[21:01] <=^catablanca^=> :P
[21:01] <Cést_la_V> I don't like what Hotaru-chan is feeding you!
[21:01] * BTL relaxes
[21:01] <=^catablanca^=> So what if she feeds me salmon and filet mignon?!
[21:02] <Cést_la_V> Because if times ever get rough you won't want to eat plain cat food ever again!!
[21:02] <Haak> Hm.. ok guys I'd better go. See ya.
[21:02] <BTL> Sorry; I wasn't entirely sure what reaction that would garner - and I'm heartened that it was such a good one. So when's the happy day? ^_^
[21:02] <=^catablanca^=> :P
[21:02] * Dr_Xadium and Mina both turn red
[21:03] <Jack Flagg> It's rained about every day here for the past month, I think...and generally the storms come out of nowhere.
[21:03] *** Haak [ACB939CD.ipt.aol.com] has left #suburbansenshi (Time to sleep)
[21:03] <Cést_la_V> rei.bot will figure it out someday! HAAHHAAHHA!
[21:04] <BTL> And there's the reaction I thought I was going to get earlier. No pressure though, you crazy kids. ^_^
[21:04] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> u2 shuld adipt mi id B a god kad
[21:04] <Jack Flagg> I seriously doubt that.
[21:04] <Cést_la_V> Chibiusa you have a family!
[21:05] <BTL> So long as we're all invited, I doubt any of us care about specific dates. :)
[21:05] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mi moma iz a pranoid qiien wit 2 mach tim on har heds n mai ded is a pansi
[21:05] <starcat> I wanna be there.
[21:05] <@Dr_Xadium> Indeed, the TARDIS has enough room for everyone :)
[21:06] <Jack Flagg> That would explain why she spends so much time here.
[21:06] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> u2 ned practic wit kads u shuld adipt mi
[21:06] <Cést_la_V> Chibiusa... NO
[21:07] <=^catablanca^=> Chibiusa-chan, are you lonely?
[21:07] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak da lonli i ned poepel 2 bi mi sit
[21:07] <Cést_la_V> GET A JOB!
[21:07] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> u gat a jib!!! ure leechin of zedium dere!!!
[21:07] <@Dr_Xadium> No she isn't!
[21:08] <BTL> Chibi: About the only thing adopting you would convinnce them of is the need for either a vasectomy, or Minanko getting her tubes tied. Or both.
[21:08] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> facker if u lat her lav dere y wnt u lat mi!?
[21:08] <Cést_la_V> Isn't that the truth...
[21:08] <@Dr_Xadium> Chibiusa, if I wanted FUNGUS in the TARDIS I'd grow mushrooms in a dark corner...
[21:09] <Jack Flagg> I swear my IQ goes down a point every time I try to decipher her spelling.
[21:09] <@Dr_Xadium> Heh
[21:09] * Cést_la_V hates mushrooms (yech)
[21:10] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> biches ud b adipting realty, den ud n realty 2!!!1
[21:10] <Cést_la_V> I'm already the Princess Venus!!
[21:10] <BTL> Minako: You betcha. I can see why Usagi lets her spend all this time in this era.
[21:12] <Cést_la_V> ::giggles::
[21:17] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> U POEPEL STIP IGNARING MI!!!1
[21:17] *** Knifey [cache-mtc-ab06.proxy.aol.com] has joined #suburbansenshi
[21:17] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Knifey
[21:17] * Cést_la_V pokes Chibiusa with a stick
[21:17] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> GID DIMMIT!!
[21:18] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hay ane of u biches wents 2 adipt mi az?!1
[21:19] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> bat u batter hiv lirts of mony 2 sped on mi!!!
[21:19] <Jack Flagg> No one wants to adopt you, spore.
[21:20] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ... i h8 u al1!!1
[21:20] <=^catablanca^=> You have... problems... Chibiusa...
[21:20] * BTL is listening to Rage Against the Machine - "Broken Man (live version)"
[21:21] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sat da fick opu atremis ur gating fettar!!1
[21:21] <=^catablanca^=> I'm just big boned!!
[21:22] <starcat> "fettar"? neh?? what's that supposed to mean??
[21:23] <BTL> Chibi: If we adopt your ass, can we donate the rest of you to medical science?
[21:23] <Jack Flagg> "Oh, Marge, no one gains 40 pounds of bone."
[21:23] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> feeter, u knew, lik erik catman on seuth pork
[21:23] <Cést_la_V> Artemis, she is kind of right...
[21:24] <=^catablanca^=> No she isn't! I'm at my ideal weight for my size!!
[21:24] <BTL> 'Cause, I mean, that'd be an autopsy I'd very nearly pay money to see. :)
[21:25] <@Dr_Xadium> Arty... I didn't want to be the one to tell you, but when I saw you this morning, I thought you were "Red Battler" from that early season 1 episode...
[21:25] <=^catablanca^=> Red Who...?
[21:25] <Jack Flagg> You could sell it to Fox...remember that alien autopsy special?
[21:25] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> u knew dat fat whit kat who lunar hed a crash in?
[21:26] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> (fak u peopel)
[21:26] <=^catablanca^=> Luna... crush?
[21:27] <BTL> Jack: Nah, not even FAUX would take s[BLEEP]t like that - even they have standards. :))
[21:27] <=^catablanca^=> You mean there was more than just Yaten?
[21:27] <=^catablanca^=> And the Astronaut?
[21:27] <Jack Flagg> You're right...better sell it to UPN. ^^
[21:27] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshsh domas dant u knew?
[21:28] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hi evan dad da taxedo kamun thang 4 har
[21:28] <Cést_la_V> In his black Jacket X-chan kind of looks like Tuxedo Kamen.... ehehehe
[21:28] * Dr_Xadium does not know if that is a complement or a slight
[21:28] * BTL laughs
[21:29] <=^catablanca^=> ...
[21:29] <=^catablanca^=> LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAA (wails)
[21:29] <BTL> Dr. X: She means you look sophisticated and dashing.
[21:29] <Cést_la_V> Ano, you need to shed some pounds or she might mistake you for that other cat...
[21:29] <Jack Flagg> Don't worry, Artemis, he's probably long dead from congestive heart failure.
[21:29] * Dr_Xadium would hope
[21:30] <BTL> Jack: That's about her level of quality. ^_^
[21:30] <=^catablanca^=> yeah, ywah!
[21:30] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshsh sew wat if si dad, it wuld be gfod sinc si laks ham
[21:30] <BTL> Ain't that right Minako?
[21:30] * BTL grins like evil person
[21:30] * Cést_la_V has high standards ^_^
[21:31] <=^catablanca^=> You mean she'd love me for looking like HIM?! AGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
[21:33] * BTL looks at the time - ugh 2:30AM. Need sleep.
[21:33] <@Dr_Xadium> Goodnight, BTL!
[21:33] <BTL> G'night folks!
[21:34] <Cést_la_V> We'll invite you to the wedding!!
[21:34] <Jack Flagg> Night, BTL.
[21:34] <BTL> Minako: You'd better! ^_^
[21:34] *** BTL [126.96.36.199] has left #suburbansenshi (That's one sh33p, 2 sh33p, 3 sh33p...)
[21:34] * Cést_la_V takes the glaive
[21:34] <S. Darkness> WEDDING?!
[21:34] *** Knifey [cache-mtc-ab06.proxy.aol.com] has joined #suburbansenshi
[21:34] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Knifey
[21:35] <@Dr_Xadium> Err... the wedding that will probably happen at some indeterminate time in the far future...
[21:35] <Cést_la_V> LOL X-chan is beet red!
[21:36] * Dr_Xadium disputes the term "beet"
[21:37] <=^catablanca^=> I need to shape up for my girl Luna!!
[21:37] <Cést_la_V> Hai... sitting in front of mousetraps with your mouth open is not a good way to train...
[21:39] <Jack Flagg> So how does Luna stay in shape? Maybe you could follow her example.
[21:39] <=^catablanca^=> She chases Usagi around...
[21:40] <Jack Flagg> Heh, that'd do it.
[21:40] * S.Darkness sets some tuna down for Artemis
[21:41] * =^catablanca^= isn't interested in tuna
[21:41] <Cést_la_V> Artemis has been spoilt on Salmon and filet mignon!!
[21:41] <Jack Flagg> Hmm...maybe we need to put some kind of pole over his head with catnip at the end.
[21:42] <Cést_la_V> He'd just pass out in a happy daze...
[21:42] <Cést_la_V> He still peeps at me in the shower!!
[21:43] <=^catablanca^=> I DO NOT!
[21:43] <Jack Flagg> Well, and it'd probably give him the munchies too.
[21:43] <Cést_la_V> don't make me send them the hyperlink!!
[21:43] <=^catablanca^=> eep
[21:43] * S.Darkness giggles
[21:44] <Cést_la_V> Hi Sub Zippo!!
[21:44] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hay sun zapo went 2 adipt mi? (bat u bater hav mony!!)
[21:44] <@Dr_Xadium> Chibiusa, stop trying to get people to adopt you.
[21:45] <Sub Zippo> ehh... leemee get back to you after I pay my student loans Chibiusa...
[21:45] <Jack Flagg> Can't you get Helios to go run in the Breeder's Cup or something?
[21:54] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> nobadi wil adipt me,,,
[21:54] <Cést_la_V> Get over it, Chibiusa!!
[21:54] <Knifey> I'll adbot the sugar coated tooth ache
[21:55] <Yajinden> I'd adopt you, but I think people might kill me in their attempts to murder you.
[21:55] <=^catablanca^=> I do NOT peep on you in the shower!!
[21:55] <Jack Flagg> I hate trying to reason with the spore, but...if you need money, why not ask your parents? They have to be loaded.
[21:55] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Mater is a maizar!! Papa has new mony si kontrolz it!!1
[21:56] <Jack Flagg> Still, don't they give you an allowance or anything?
[21:56] <Knifey> translation anyone?
[21:56] <Cést_la_V> She walked out on them to be with Elios, they cut her off...
[21:56] <Knifey> ahhhhh
[21:57] <@Dr_Xadium> "Mother is a miser, Papa has no money, she controls it!!"
[21:57] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ror ur GOD at fda zedum
[21:57] <Jack Flagg> Yes, I suppose that would be a deal-breaker.
[21:57] <@Dr_Xadium> It took all my Time Lord powers to decipher it. (headache)
[21:58] <Knifey> Suureee I'll take the Spor- er I mean darling child
[21:58] <Jack Flagg> Well, you could put money in a bank you know will still be around in the future, and then go and withdraw it after 1000 years of interest.
[21:58] <Jack Flagg> It worked on Futurama.
[21:59] <Knifey> hmmm
[22:00] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> moma ownz da binks
[22:00] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> kniffy u gats lats of kash?!
[22:00] <Jack Flagg> OK, then just get a job. Sheesh.
[22:01] <Knifey> Ive got a better idea Chibi usa, why not have Michiru and Haruka for your parents? They already took in one child and look how well set she is!
[22:01] <Cést_la_V> That's what I tell her...
[22:02] <Yajinden> I'm not sure an employer will give two shakes of a rat's patoot about her claim that she is in fact 904 years old... unless, naturally, she zaps brains with her crystal.
[22:02] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> oOh... nat a bad idear, knaffy
[22:02] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i usez 2 bi abel 2 hippotize poepel wit da luana-P, bat sitsunar brake it
[22:03] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> bcuz i wuz tarning it in2 mamochun
[22:03] <Yajinden> I... think I understand why.
[22:04] <Knifey> Nows the perfect time to hit up on Michiru! she's all about being happy!
[22:04] <Knifey> ^_^v
[22:04] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> yah bat harackra is driving dem arund twoen in har pampmobil
[22:05] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sew im stack with des biches
[22:05] <Cést_la_V> HEy!!
[22:05] <@Dr_Xadium> :P
[22:05] <Knifey> they have to come home sometime
[22:06] <Jack Flagg> And if that fails, you could just hock her jewelry.
[22:07] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshshshshs shshhs shshshshs
[22:07] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> todie a pewned da 1 rang 4 5 dollerz
[22:08] <Yajinden> Spent the money yet?
[22:08] <Jack Flagg> Ah, yes...the one ring.
[22:08] <Jack Flagg> You really could have gotten more for that than $5, you know.
[22:09] <starcat> yeah...Chibi, you should've tried ebay.
[22:09] <starcat> EBay is the ultimate pawn shop.
[22:09] <Sub Zippo> Yeah, Im not even a fan, and I'd have gave you $10.
[22:14] <Cést_la_V> "This can be proven by the manga act when Artemis was longingly staring at Minako in the shower, commenting on how she looks more like the goddess Venus every day. However, Luna abruptly ended that thought!"
[22:14] <=^catablanca^=> GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[22:14] <@Dr_Xadium> That's what you were browsing for, Mina?
[22:14] <Cést_la_V> SEE I PROVED IT!!
[22:15] <=^catablanca^=> .....IT WASN'T LIKE THAT!!
[22:15] <=^catablanca^=> You're the moron who left the door open!!
[22:15] <Cést_la_V> Ecchi neko!! :P
[22:15] <Sub Zippo> LOL
[22:15] <=^catablanca^=> I was just walking by and
[22:16] <Yajinden> Stopped to stare? Bad form!
[22:16] <Cést_la_V> But then you STOPPED and GAWKED (not that I can blame you but STILL)
[22:17] <Cést_la_V> I think of you as my brother-in-law!!
[22:17] <=^catablanca^=> It was... AGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
[22:17] * =^catablanca^= jumps off Xadium's shoulder and crawls under the couch
[22:18] <Cést_la_V> OMG... X-chan.... do you see?
[22:18] <@Dr_Xadium> He can't... fit... under the couch....
[22:19] <=^catablanca^=> waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[22:19] <Cést_la_V> so... pathetic...
[22:20] * Dr_Xadium bends down and gently pulls Artemis out and picks him up
[22:20] <Jack Flagg> He's starting to drag the floor like my aunt's cat, too.
[22:20] * =^catablanca^= sobs and clings onto the Doc's silk waistcoat
[22:20] <Yajinden> But adorably so!
[22:20] <@Dr_Xadium> Arty, no claws, no claws!!
[22:21] * Dr_Xadium watches the silk DIE as Artemis paws in despair
[22:21] <S. Darkness> Oh, poor Artemis...
[22:21] * Dr_Xadium helps the cat clamber back onto his shoulder
[22:22] <@Dr_Xadium> My favourite waistcoat... (sigh)
[22:22] * Dr_Xadium pets Artemis and tries to calm him down
[22:22] <S. Darkness> I hate seeing cats depressed
[22:22] <=^catablanca^=> Yaten... the Astronaut... and that fat white cat... AHHHHHHHHHHHGH
[22:23] * Cést_la_V gets out the catnip and dangles it in front of Artemis
[22:23] <=^catablanca^=> =^@_@^=
[22:23] <=^catablanca^=> ohoo hooh ohohoho
[22:23] <Yajinden> And the day is saved!
[22:24] <=^catablanca^=> ... (passes out)
[22:24] * Cést_la_V puts the catnip away
[22:24] <Cést_la_V> Well it's saved until he wakes up...
[22:24] <@Dr_Xadium> Mina... if he's depressed he'll eat more...
[22:25] <S. Darkness> Oh dear...
[22:25] * Cést_la_V goes looking for the Sailor V Super Weight Busters
[22:25] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hay biches im srall hear dny igror mi!!!1
[22:25] * // J_Daito // appears in a swirl of CGI FX
[22:26] <Yajinden> IGNORE you, Chibi? How could anyone ever possibly ignore you?
[22:26] * Yajinden is mildly impressed
[22:26] <// J_Daito //> Hey runt (kicks the 904 year old baby)
[22:26] <S. Darkness> I try to keep hold of myself to a point.
[22:26] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> uuuuuuu fackkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr
[22:26] <S. Darkness> Oh! Hello Jedite!
[22:26] <// J_Daito //> Hello, woman.
[22:27] <Sub Zippo> Hi Jedite
[22:27] <// J_Daito //> Greetings, lighter.
[22:27] <Cést_la_V> Jedite, be polite!!
[22:27] <Sub Zippo> meh.
[22:27] <// J_Daito //> Haha you forget who you're talking to, Aino.
[22:27] <S. Darkness> It's alright, Minako-san, I deserved that.
[22:28] <Sub Zippo> Dont sweat it Minako. Not the first time I've been called that. Wont be the last.
[22:28] * // J_Daito // crosses his arms and looks super bad.
[22:28] <Yajinden> So, was wherever you went mildly pleasant?
[22:28] <// J_Daito //> What, I always call her "woman."
[22:28] * S.Darkness looks away
[22:28] <// J_Daito //> I was away. Training. Making myself all the stronger.
[22:29] * Cést_la_V smells it (phew!)
[22:29] <// J_Daito //> That ISN'T the kind of stronger I meant!
[22:29] <Yajinden> How do you train, anyway? Punching mountains?
[22:30] <// J_Daito //> I punch mountains. In front of the RAGING SEA.
[22:30] <Yajinden> While standing beneath a waterfall?!
[22:31] <@Dr_Xadium> Can you, in fact have, a mountain in front of a raging sea? Wouldn't erosion--
[22:31] <Jack Flagg> With a dramatic sunrise behind you?
[22:31] <// J_Daito //> Silence, Time Lord!
[22:31] <// J_Daito //> Yes! Indeed! All of it!
[22:31] <// J_Daito //> As well as dramatic training BGM!
[22:31] <Yajinden> He defies the laws of physics just by existing! *awe*
[22:32] <Jack Flagg> What, like Eye of the Tiger or something?
[22:32] <// J_Daito //> I am a student of the Piccolo Daimyo school of fighting!
[22:32] * and of posing
[22:33] * // J_Daito // 's training BGM is "Rob Zombie - Superbeast"
[22:33] <Knifey> all he wants is Rei.bot
[22:34] <// J_Daito //> Yes, the rei.bot is the fire of my loins.
[22:34] <@spiritflame> ¬_¬;
[22:34] * Knifey laughs
[22:34] * // J_Daito // also stands with his back to everyone like VEGITA
[22:42] * // J_Daito // enfolds himself in his cape and vanishes in a haze of CGI
[22:42] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (PAYBACK is a DARK GENERAL)
[22:43] <Cést_la_V> That was low of him!!
[22:46] <@Dr_Xadium> Did you find the diet pills, Mina?
[22:47] <Cést_la_V> The warning label says it's not good for animals.
[22:47] <=^catablanca^=> waaaaaaah
[22:48] <Cést_la_V> You'll just have to exercise, Artemis!! I'll get a spinning wheel from the store tomorrow!
[22:48] <@Dr_Xadium> He's not a hamster!
[22:48] <Cést_la_V> What, they don't make them for bloated cats??
[22:49] <=^catablanca^=> (sobs)
[22:49] <Yajinden> No mercy for kitty!
[22:50] * Cést_la_V is listening to: Louis Farrakhan - Is She Is, Or Is She Ain't? [192 kbps]
[22:50] <@Dr_Xadium> Mina... that song is... creepy...
[22:50] <Cést_la_V> It would be a perfect image song for Jeruka...
[22:50] <@Dr_Xadium> Gah
[22:51] <Sub Zippo> lol
[22:52] * Cést_la_V shoves X-chan over and lies down on the couch
[22:52] <@Dr_Xadium> Tired?
[22:53] * Cést_la_V nods
[22:53] <=^catablanca^=> luna...
[22:53] *** FireFly_9 [firstname.lastname@example.org] has joined #suburbansenshi
[22:53] <@spiritflame> Irasshai FireFly_9
[22:53] <@Dr_Xadium> Hotaru.... Darkness brought back your repaired silence glaive...
[22:54] <FireFly_9> WHAT?!
[22:54] <@Dr_Xadium> Your silence...glaive...
[22:54] <FireFly_9> MY SPINELESS LATHE?
[22:54] * Cést_la_V frowns (can't fall asleep for the yelling)
[22:55] <@Dr_Xadium> Are you all right, Hotaru?
[22:55] <FireFly_9> NO I WASN'T IN A FIGHT? WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?
[22:55] <@Dr_Xadium> ...
[22:55] <FireFly_9> WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU PROPERLY!
[22:55] * Dr_Xadium sighs...
[22:56] <FireFly_9> HARUKA-POPPA HAD THE SPEAKERS SET TO ULTRA MAXIMUM!!
[22:56] <FireFly_9> ARE YOU ALL SAYING ANYTHING, BECAUSE I CAN'T TELL!
[22:57] * Cést_la_V tosses and pulls a pillow over her head
[22:57] <Jack Flagg> So that's why my kidneys started rattling when she drove up...
[22:57] <FireFly_9> WHAT?
[22:57] <@Dr_Xadium> Nothing.
[22:57] * Sub Zippo waves to Hotaru
[22:57] <FireFly_9> WHAAAT?
[22:57] <@Dr_Xadium> NOTHING, I SAY!!
[22:58] <Cést_la_V> X-CHAN, SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO TAKE A NAP!!
[22:58] * Yajinden wonders if tempting fate would be a good idea now
[22:58] <@Dr_Xadium> GAH!
[22:58] * Dr_Xadium sighs
[22:59] <FireFly_9> I CAN'T UNDERSTAND, XADIUM?!
[22:59] <Yajinden> Try sign language!
[22:59] * Dr_Xadium pulls out a sign and a marker, and writes "You are too loud!"
[23:00] * Dr_Xadium obliterates the part that says "this sign property of genma saotome"
[23:00] <FireFly_9> OH! SORRY!
[23:00] <FireFly_9> I SUPPOSE I AM A BIT DEAFENED!!
[23:00] <Cést_la_V> ...!!
[23:01] * Cést_la_V curls up into a ball on the sofa and pulls the pillow tighter over her head
[23:01] <FireFly_9> I SHALL TRY TO be quieter... now I can't hear myself talk...
[23:02] * Jack Flagg tosses V-chan some earplugs
[23:02] * Dr_Xadium refuses to note the irony inherent in this
[23:02] * Cést_la_V gratefully takes the earplugs
[23:03] * FireFly_9 sighs (or at least thinks she does)
[23:04] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa had the car bouncing up and down the whole trip with the hydrauklics...
[23:04] <Yajinden> *tempts it* Y'know, Hotaru, when I was younger I had the hugest crush on you ever.
[23:04] <@Dr_Xadium> (on the sign) Yes I see that, it's still bouncing in the driveway.
[23:05] <Yajinden> ...are you sure that's hydraulics?
[23:05] <FireFly_9> yajinden wanted to brush my teeth? (reads sign) That's not the hydraulics.
[23:05] <@Dr_Xadium> ¬_¬;
[23:06] * Cést_la_V tosses and turns
[23:07] <FireFly_9> It was so embarassing
[23:09] <Yajinden> Ah, the mental images.
[23:09] <@Dr_Xadium> Ugh... given current events, it might be wise for us to take our leave for the time being..
[23:09] * Jack Flagg checks his sensors, and notices a 2.0 registering on the Richter scale
[23:10] * Cést_la_V starts drooling in her sleep
[23:10] * Cést_la_V mutters "2.0 isn't anything, we hit 6.5"
[23:10] * Dr_Xadium turns red
[23:11] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> biches im STALL HEAR!
[23:11] <Jack Flagg> And we still don't care.
[23:11] *** @Dr_Xadium has kicked .`~SugaBB_2999~`. from #suburbansenshi (REASON: no you aren't)
[23:12] * Cést_la_V mutters "I'd like a hot dog please"
[23:12] <@Dr_Xadium> Ahem, yes I think we had best be going, wake up Mina...
[23:13] * Cést_la_V sighs happily
[23:13] <@Dr_Xadium> rei.bot, if you would?
[23:13] <Yajinden> All princesses should be woken from deep slumbers with a smooch. So says fairy tales.
[23:13] * @rei.bot sets the sub.senshi away: BBL, thanks for chatting!
[23:14] * Dr_Xadium decides to use that idea
[23:14] * Dr_Xadium gives her a deep kiss
[23:14] * Cést_la_V grabs him in a headlock (still sleepy)
[23:15] <@spiritflame> i set you away
[23:15] <@spiritflame> you should not be here
[23:15] * @rei.bot kicks them all