*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi*** Topic is '-= Chibiusa should visit the MTV Music Awards =-'
[07:58] * it is a lazy day at #suburbansenshi
[07:58] * Cést_la_V is lazily stretched out on one of the livingroom couches reading manga
> Mina... ♡
> In honor of the holiday I bought you a present ^_^
> Ano... the July 4th indpendence day holiday is not one which usually involves a present exchange....
[08:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> LOL that's the kinda mistake Neko would make, she must be rubbing off hahahaha
> Excuse me for not understanding Terran holidays, hmph!
[08:01] * Cést_la_V sits up and smiles
> That's OK X-chan, what'd you get?
> A trinket, really...
[08:02] <> URL --> https://mikesjewelrystore.com/images/21032-opal-ring.jpg
[08:02] * Cést_la_V blushes
> It's your birthstone, Opal...
> Domo! ♡
[08:03] * Cést_la_V hugs X-chan ♡
> What a waste of money, you could have put it to something a bit more practical... but it is pretty.... heh...
[08:04] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- whistles
[08:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> That musta set you back...
[08:04] * Dr_Xadium winces a little
> ♡ Ara? ♡
[08:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> Hey, Michi...
> ♫ Did Xadium-san buy you a ring, Minako-chan? How romantic! ♡ ♫
> Isn't it?! (hugs X-chan some more)
> ♫ I admit, I did see him go into the jewelry store, and as I was there as well, I decided to select a little something for my 'ruka... ♫
[08:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> Oh yeah?
[08:07] * Mdm_Maestro hands Haruka a ring too ♡
> URL --> https://www.jewelryexpert.com/catalog/graphics/Breathless-Blue-Diamond-Ring-7.gif
[08:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> HOLY S[BLEEP]
T the size of that ROCK
[08:08] * FireFly_9 facefaults
> Oh... my...
[08:09] * Dr_Xadium sighs (utterly outdone)
[08:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> Holy s[BLEEP]
t damn wow Michi I mean damn damn DAMN woman
[08:10] * Mdm_Maestro gives Minako-chan a sidelong glance
[08:10] * Dr_Xadium starts to move away despondently
> ♫ Ara, see how it shine in the light, Haruka? ♡ ♫
[08:11] * Cést_la_V sees X-chan leaving and runs up to stop him with a BIG hug and a kiss on the cheek
> (whispers) Don't mind them, X-chan, I L♡VE the present, thank you so much!! ♡
[08:12] * Dr_Xadium is glad she's happy
> ♫ Yes, it's always good to take what one can get, ne? ♡ ♫
[08:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> ♡_♡ (drool)
> ♫ Come, Haruka, let's go out for the day and enjoy each other's company ♡ ♫
[08:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> Y--y---yes d-dear... hehehehehe
[08:15] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- and Michiru leave :P
> Moh! What's their game?!
[08:16] * Dr_Xadium hugs Mina
> Don't worry about it...
[08:17] * Cést_la_V goes off to treat X-chan to a Sailor V Ice Cream Treat
> materfax0rs wen dew i gat a rang?!
> ¬_¬; I have this "One Ring" forged by Sauron...
> kikaz gave it 2 mi i jken pawn it 4 mony!!11
> Chibiusa-chan, you tried to get adopted by Xadium and Minako-sempai the other day in order to get money and gifts... is there something I should know?
> wat i jest lak mony and gafts, datz all!!!1
[08:20] * FireFly_9 tosses her the one ring
> OoO mai preshuzzz
[08:21] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. pats it in har picket - diz gona sell 4 tonz o moneiz!!1
> Blast... I thought it might change her into some kind of Gollum creature.
[08:21] * FireFly_9 shrugs
[08:26] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. cums back with fiav hole doleers
> lok lok dey gav mi FIAV DOLLERS!!11
[08:26] * FireFly_9 twitches
> That's all you could get for the ONE RING?!
> wall da gai, he sed... "onlay 1 rang den onlay 5 baks..."
> Oh, good god... you know he'll have it up in the window for at least 2000...
> rarhgh mai preshusss!!!
> mai preshuss moniezzz!!!1
> Oh good grief! (hands her ten dollars)
> yey!!!11 hshshshshshshshs
> And what will you do with the money, Chibiusa-chan?
> im gona bey mi a kopy of da branyad kima satra!!!1 hshshshshshshshshshshs
[08:32] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. rans off 2 gat tit
[08:33] * FireFly_9 is dimly aware that she needs more friends
[08:35] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. iz awey: gatting da luv menuel 4 hoses
> Good god.
[08:36] * =^catablanca^= jumps on Hotaru-chan's shoulders
> Artemis... I've told you not to do that, it scares me...
> Hehe... Mina is upset...
> Why, because the ring she got turned out to be less "cool" than the one Haruka-poppa got?
> no... she's convinced that Michiru is trying to one up her...
> I wouldn't see that assessment as being incorrect...
> "Love-Love Michiru" is a scary woman... I know this, because I alone have seen it before...
> What about Setsuna?
> Setsuna-momma is quite, quite mad these days.
> Her exile to the Crystal Closet has rendered her bitter and twisted.
> Wait, I thought Endymion was locked in the Crystal Closet...?
> It used to be so... but Serenity has... "uses" for him that are not compatible with a prolonged stay in the Cystal Closet. (shudder)
> I'm SO glad Mina and I quit...
[08:43] * =^catablanca^= still misses Luna and Diana-chan though
> A Genki Michiru is still a sly and cunning Michiru, never ever forget that. But she also is flighty...
> For the first few months of my stay with her, she kept calling me "the baby" because she had forgotten my name...
[08:47] * FireFly_9 notes that sometimes a photographic memory is not a good thing.
> Moh! Moh, Moh, MOH!
> Minako-sempai you sound like a cow...
> I decide to do something nice and rent "Shrek" for X-chan and then THAT WOMAN decides to show up and rent "spider-man" for Haruka-san! MOH!
> This is... rather petty, wouldn't you... wait, he's never seen Shrek?
> For his birthday some years ago I decided to treat him so I let him pick the movie... I wanted Shrek... but he picked "Meet Joe Dirt".
> Meet who?
> He thought it would be funny, because there was that kid from "Malcom in the Middle" in it (who only turned out to have ONE SCENE)
> The movie was SO BAD that we had the theatre to OURSELVES
> Because of this, he has never seen Shrek and until he does we can't see Shrek 2...
> But that WOMAN!! Everything we do, she does BETTER!!
> I buy him a Sailor V ice cream pop, she buys Haruka a TUB of Cookie Dough Ice Cream...
> He buys me a Berry White CD, she buys Haruka-san an AUTOGRAPHED CD
[08:58] * Cést_la_V is FUMING
> Michiru-momma does tend to want the spotlight in all things, I'm afraid...
> And it's "Barry White."
> I want to teach her a LESSON!!!
> Minako-sempai, she *does* love Haruka-poppa you know, and they have been fighting for almost two years.... I'm sure it will subside. Please try to calm down.
[09:01] * Cést_la_V IS CALM!!!
[09:01] * Cést_la_V stalks off to go buy X-chan a tie (will SHE buy Haruka-san one TOO?!)
> I wonder what Chibiusa-chan is up to...
> rei.bot-san? Can you see anything?
> an ecchi midget
> studying the positions
> a barnyard romp soon
> How is it that my fate has been intertwined with the likes of THAT...
> I've tried to stop her, oh believe me I've tried...
> But Minako-sempai divined that the two of them *were* indeed soul mates...
> What can I do against that...
> Reasoning with Chibiusa is an exercise in futility.
> I Have shown her the explicitly-illustrated "when the horse whisperer goes too far".
> Not to mention "Booty and the Beast"
> GAH THE THINGS I HAVE SEEN TO TRY AND SAVE HER WHICH I CANNOT NOW UNSEE! WHAT CAN BE DONE?!
> horse obviously
> Too late, then?
[09:15] * FireFly_9 hangs her head in shame
> Artemis, you're heavy...
[09:21] * =^catablanca^= jumps off Hotaru's shoulder
> Hotaru, the stuff you go through is.... scary.
> I do not need to be told this.
[09:22] * FireFly_9 hears the sound of a car horn playing a polyphonic tune
> Sanity.... may not be mine much longer...
[09:23] * FireFly_9 looks out the window
> Good GOD, Michiru-momma bought Haruka-poppa a brand new LOW RIDER Lamborghini with Hydraulic bounce action...
> And enough bass to shake the neighborhood
> Aww, and Mina is standing there looking so sad... she had a new jacket in her hands for the Doc...
> This is out of control.
> As an aside, this site's 4th of July layout scares me...
[09:27] <> URL --> https://senshisrus.net/
> The overall effect is one I find somewhat frightening, especially with the music...
> LOL it puts the USA in Usagi....
> Very droll, Artemis...
[09:29] * =^catablanca^= can't stop staring at the page...
[09:31] * Cést_la_V runs in
[09:31] * Cést_la_V pauses to see the site Artemis is looking at
> What the HELL?!
> I have NO idea... (is hypnotized)
> MOH! Michiru-san is passing me off!!
> She keeps trying to blaze the steaks!!
> Everytime I get or recieve a present today she has to go one better!!
[09:33] * Cést_la_V points to the Opal ring X-chan gave her this morning
> As SOON as I got this Michiru-san gave Haruka-san a HUUUGE Diamond one!
> It's SOO irritating!!
[09:36] * Cést_la_V hands Hotaru-chan a bag of Sailor V Chocopeanuts
[09:36] * Cést_la_V poses
> "Sailor V Chocopeanuts! The OFFICIAL snack of Suburban Senshi!!" ♡
> Hotaru-chan... the goddess of Love will have her revenge...
> Revenge... against their love?
> No, revenge against her One Man Ship!!
> "One... upsman-ship?"
> That too!!
> My word, she bought her a low riding Lamborghini with fog generators...
> Don't forget the "Bling Bling" hubcaps!!
> Or the tigerskin interior
> I've never seen anyone "pimp out" a sportscar before...
> Ano... I bought you a new jacket., X-chan...
[09:41] * Cést_la_V hands it to him sheepishly (it's no sportscar)
> Thank you, Mina! (gives her a hug)
> Isn't that thing two sizes too large?
[09:42] * Dr_Xadium is ignoring that fact
[09:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> PEOPLE PEOPLE DAMN MICHI GOT ME A NEW RIDE! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
[09:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> I am the elite of the hop hop street I can't be beat I am the man meat
> Haruka... "man meat?"
[09:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> Hahahaha man it's like damn it bounces up and down and s[BLEEP]
> Good lord she's high on life...
[09:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> ♫ I gots me a new ride ♫ I gots me a new ride ♫
[09:46] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- does the cha-cha-cha
[09:46] * Cést_la_V is developing a black ki aura
[09:47] * Dr_Xadium frantically hugs her to calm her down
[09:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> I am stylin and profilin like RIC FLAIR! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
> Life... sucks.
[09:48] * FireFly_9 shrugs
[09:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> Now now NOW 'Taru-chan, turn that frown upside DOWN!
[09:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> Mi Good fortune es su Good Fortune!
[09:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
> Let me take you out on the town in my sporty new pimpmobile racer!!
[09:50] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- grabs Hotaru and pulls her outside
> Look at that car bounce...
> And that bass...! I wonder if Hotaru-chan can hear herself think?
> Nice fog generators... LOL it even has a purple KITT light on the front...
[09:51] * Cést_la_V watches with grudging respect as they drive off
[09:52] * Cést_la_V snuggles closer to X-chan
[09:53] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
Irasshai // J_Daito //
[09:53] <// J_Daito //
> (cracks neck) Gah, I could hear that thing all the way in the sub-subbasement
> Haruka-san is happy...
[09:54] <// J_Daito //
> Bah, teleporting is the way to go... hah, I heard rumours that Sailor Jupiter had a little "training accident" and knocked out her man cold LOL
> Mako-chan doesn't understand....
> There are *different* ways to knock out a man ::giggles::
[09:55] * Dr_Xadium turns red
[10:03] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. is baz bichhess!!!1
> O men mi and Elioz wi hed FAN todie!11 ♡
> I uzed sam of da cokies dat mako-chun tat mi to bak 2 saduze elioz
[10:06] * Cést_la_V was thinking of being more romantic with X-chan but the mood just evaporated
> i seduzed him god!!!1
> hi rally iz da hoss wit da foss!!!1
> Chibiusa... what would your mother think...
> hshshshsh har impeerial az is jeloz...
> But what about Peruru?
> pupupup waZ a 1 nite stad
> elioz is mai mein men
> o sit bai da whey mai mandroid armi iz almest dun
> Uso! You rebuilt the mandroids? !
> Hai, those beefy men in the pictures behind her? Those are robot men she built for herself in the 31st century!
> They were her personal army and... well, other things...!
> URL --> 268.html
> Scroll down to see her "mandroids" near the end of the MiST
[10:14] * Cést_la_V decides to try and huggle X-chan again
> elioz and mi in da hey.....
> Oh forget it!!
[10:14] * Dr_Xadium sighs
> hshshshshs hshshshshss hshshshshs
[10:16] <// J_Daito //
> "It's giant flat-chested megahairbun amazoness yeoman woman and her immedate supervisor, microgirl!! "
[10:16] * =^catablanca^= loved that MiST
> Eh? I wasn't here for that one...
[10:17] * Cést_la_V goes to read it