Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #625: “War of the Rings”
#625: “War of the Rings”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Chibiusa should visit the MTV Music Awards =-'
[07:58] * it is a lazy day at #suburbansenshi
[07:58] * Cést_la_V is lazily stretched out on one of the livingroom couches reading manga
[07:58] <@Dr_Xadium> Mina... ♡
[07:59] <Cést_la_V> ?
[07:59] <@Dr_Xadium> In honor of the holiday I bought you a present ^_^
[08:00] <FireFly_9> Ano... the July 4th indpendence day holiday is not one which usually involves a present exchange....
[08:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL that's the kinda mistake Neko would make, she must be rubbing off hahahaha
[08:00] <Cést_la_V> ¬_¬;
[08:01] <@Dr_Xadium> Excuse me for not understanding Terran holidays, hmph!
[08:01] * Cést_la_V sits up and smiles
[08:01] <Cést_la_V> That's OK X-chan, what'd you get?
[08:01] <@Dr_Xadium> A trinket, really...
[08:02] <> URL -->
[08:02] * Cést_la_V blushes
[08:02] <Cést_la_V> Kirei...
[08:02] <@Dr_Xadium> It's your birthstone, Opal...
[08:03] <Cést_la_V> Domo! ♡
[08:03] * Cést_la_V hugs X-chan ♡
[08:04] <FireFly_9> What a waste of money, you could have put it to something a bit more practical... but it is pretty.... heh...
[08:04] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- whistles
[08:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That musta set you back...
[08:04] * Dr_Xadium winces a little
[08:04] <Mdm_Maestro> ♡ Ara? ♡
[08:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey, Michi...
[08:05] <Mdm_Maestro> ♫ Did Xadium-san buy you a ring, Minako-chan? How romantic! ♡ ♫
[08:06] <Cést_la_V> Isn't it?! (hugs X-chan some more)
[08:06] <Mdm_Maestro> ♫ I admit, I did see him go into the jewelry store, and as I was there as well, I decided to select a little something for my 'ruka... ♫
[08:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh yeah?
[08:07] * Mdm_Maestro hands Haruka a ring too ♡
[08:07] <Mdm_Maestro> URL -->
[08:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HOLY S[BLEEP]T the size of that ROCK
[08:08] * FireFly_9 facefaults
[08:08] <Cést_la_V> Oh... my...
[08:09] * Dr_Xadium sighs (utterly outdone)
[08:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Holy s[BLEEP]t damn wow Michi I mean damn damn DAMN woman
[08:10] * Mdm_Maestro gives Minako-chan a sidelong glance
[08:10] * Dr_Xadium starts to move away despondently
[08:10] <Mdm_Maestro> ♫ Ara, see how it shine in the light, Haruka? ♡ ♫
[08:11] * Cést_la_V sees X-chan leaving and runs up to stop him with a BIG hug and a kiss on the cheek
[08:12] <Cést_la_V> (whispers) Don't mind them, X-chan, I L♡VE the present, thank you so much!! ♡
[08:12] * Dr_Xadium is glad she's happy
[08:13] <Mdm_Maestro> ♫ Yes, it's always good to take what one can get, ne? ♡ ♫
[08:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ♡_♡ (drool)
[08:15] <Mdm_Maestro> ♫ Come, Haruka, let's go out for the day and enjoy each other's company ♡ ♫
[08:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Y--y---yes d-dear... hehehehehe
[08:15] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- and Michiru leave :P
[08:16] <Cést_la_V> Moh! What's their game?!
[08:16] * Dr_Xadium hugs Mina
[08:16] <@Dr_Xadium> Don't worry about it...
[08:17] * Cést_la_V goes off to treat X-chan to a Sailor V Ice Cream Treat
[08:17] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> materfax0rs wen dew i gat a rang?!
[08:18] <FireFly_9> ¬_¬; I have this "One Ring" forged by Sauron...
[08:18] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> kikaz gave it 2 mi i jken pawn it 4 mony!!11
[08:19] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa-chan, you tried to get adopted by Xadium and Minako-sempai the other day in order to get money and gifts... is there something I should know?
[08:20] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> wat i jest lak mony and gafts, datz all!!!1
[08:20] * FireFly_9 tosses her the one ring
[08:20] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> OoO mai preshuzzz
[08:21] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. pats it in har picket - diz gona sell 4 tonz o moneiz!!1
[08:21] <FireFly_9> Blast... I thought it might change her into some kind of Gollum creature.
[08:21] * FireFly_9 shrugs
[08:26] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. cums back with fiav hole doleers
[08:26] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> lok lok dey gav mi FIAV DOLLERS!!11
[08:26] * FireFly_9 twitches
[08:27] <FireFly_9> That's all you could get for the ONE RING?!
[08:27] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> wall da gai, he sed... "onlay 1 rang den onlay 5 baks..."
[08:28] <FireFly_9> Oh, good god... you know he'll have it up in the window for at least 2000...
[08:29] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> rarhgh mai preshusss!!!
[08:30] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mai preshuss moniezzz!!!1
[08:30] <FireFly_9> Oh good grief! (hands her ten dollars)
[08:30] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> yey!!!11 hshshshshshshshs
[08:31] <FireFly_9> And what will you do with the money, Chibiusa-chan?
[08:31] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> im gona bey mi a kopy of da branyad kima satra!!!1 hshshshshshshshshshshs
[08:31] <FireFly_9> ¬_¬;
[08:32] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. rans off 2 gat tit
[08:33] * FireFly_9 is dimly aware that she needs more friends
[08:35] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. iz awey: gatting da luv menuel 4 hoses
[08:35] <FireFly_9> Good god.
[08:36] * =^catablanca^= jumps on Hotaru-chan's shoulders
[08:37] <FireFly_9> Artemis... I've told you not to do that, it scares me...
[08:37] <=^catablanca^=> Hehe... Mina is upset...
[08:38] <FireFly_9> Why, because the ring she got turned out to be less "cool" than the one Haruka-poppa got?
[08:39] <=^catablanca^=> no... she's convinced that Michiru is trying to one up her...
[08:39] <FireFly_9> I wouldn't see that assessment as being incorrect...
[08:39] <FireFly_9> "Love-Love Michiru" is a scary woman... I know this, because I alone have seen it before...
[08:40] <=^catablanca^=> What about Setsuna?
[08:40] <FireFly_9> Setsuna-momma is quite, quite mad these days.
[08:40] <FireFly_9> Her exile to the Crystal Closet has rendered her bitter and twisted.
[08:41] <=^catablanca^=> Wait, I thought Endymion was locked in the Crystal Closet...?
[08:42] <FireFly_9> It used to be so... but Serenity has... "uses" for him that are not compatible with a prolonged stay in the Cystal Closet. (shudder)
[08:42] <=^catablanca^=> I'm SO glad Mina and I quit...
[08:43] * =^catablanca^= still misses Luna and Diana-chan though
[08:43] <FireFly_9> A Genki Michiru is still a sly and cunning Michiru, never ever forget that. But she also is flighty...
[08:46] <FireFly_9> For the first few months of my stay with her, she kept calling me "the baby" because she had forgotten my name...
[08:47] * FireFly_9 notes that sometimes a photographic memory is not a good thing.
[08:52] <Cést_la_V> Moh! Moh, Moh, MOH!
[08:52] <FireFly_9> Minako-sempai you sound like a cow...
[08:54] <Cést_la_V> I decide to do something nice and rent "Shrek" for X-chan and then THAT WOMAN decides to show up and rent "spider-man" for Haruka-san! MOH!
[08:54] <FireFly_9> This is... rather petty, wouldn't you... wait, he's never seen Shrek?
[08:55] <Cést_la_V> For his birthday some years ago I decided to treat him so I let him pick the movie... I wanted Shrek... but he picked "Meet Joe Dirt".
[08:55] <FireFly_9> Meet who?
[08:56] <Cést_la_V> He thought it would be funny, because there was that kid from "Malcom in the Middle" in it (who only turned out to have ONE SCENE)
[08:56] <Cést_la_V> The movie was SO BAD that we had the theatre to OURSELVES
[08:56] <Cést_la_V> Because of this, he has never seen Shrek and until he does we can't see Shrek 2...
[08:57] <Cést_la_V> But that WOMAN!! Everything we do, she does BETTER!!
[08:57] <Cést_la_V> I buy him a Sailor V ice cream pop, she buys Haruka a TUB of Cookie Dough Ice Cream...
[08:58] <Cést_la_V> He buys me a Berry White CD, she buys Haruka-san an AUTOGRAPHED CD
[08:58] * Cést_la_V is FUMING
[08:59] <FireFly_9> Michiru-momma does tend to want the spotlight in all things, I'm afraid...
[08:59] <FireFly_9> And it's "Barry White."
[09:00] <Cést_la_V> I want to teach her a LESSON!!!
[09:00] <FireFly_9> Minako-sempai, she *does* love Haruka-poppa you know, and they have been fighting for almost two years.... I'm sure it will subside. Please try to calm down.
[09:01] * Cést_la_V IS CALM!!!
[09:01] * Cést_la_V stalks off to go buy X-chan a tie (will SHE buy Haruka-san one TOO?!)
[09:04] <FireFly_9> I wonder what Chibiusa-chan is up to...
[09:05] <FireFly_9> Can you see anything?
[09:05] <@spiritflame> an ecchi midget
[09:05] <@spiritflame> studying the positions
[09:06] <@spiritflame> a barnyard romp soon
[09:06] <FireFly_9> GAH!
[09:06] <FireFly_9> How is it that my fate has been intertwined with the likes of THAT...
[09:07] <FireFly_9> I've tried to stop her, oh believe me I've tried...
[09:07] <FireFly_9> But Minako-sempai divined that the two of them *were* indeed soul mates...
[09:07] <FireFly_9> What can I do against that...
[09:09] <FireFly_9> Reasoning with Chibiusa is an exercise in futility.
[09:13] <FireFly_9> I Have shown her the explicitly-illustrated "when the horse whisperer goes too far".
[09:13] <FireFly_9> Not to mention "Booty and the Beast"
[09:14] <@spiritflame> horse obviously
[09:14] <FireFly_9> ...
[09:14] <FireFly_9> Too late, then?
[09:14] <@spiritflame> hai
[09:15] * FireFly_9 hangs her head in shame
[09:21] <FireFly_9> Artemis, you're heavy...
[09:21] * =^catablanca^= jumps off Hotaru's shoulder
[09:21] <=^catablanca^=> Hotaru, the stuff you go through is.... scary.
[09:21] <FireFly_9> I do not need to be told this.
[09:22] * FireFly_9 hears the sound of a car horn playing a polyphonic tune
[09:23] <FireFly_9> Sanity.... may not be mine much longer...
[09:23] * FireFly_9 looks out the window
[09:23] <FireFly_9> Good GOD, Michiru-momma bought Haruka-poppa a brand new LOW RIDER Lamborghini with Hydraulic bounce action...
[09:24] <=^catablanca^=> And enough bass to shake the neighborhood
[09:24] <FireFly_9> Agh!
[09:25] <=^catablanca^=> Aww, and Mina is standing there looking so sad... she had a new jacket in her hands for the Doc...
[09:25] <FireFly_9> This is out of control.
[09:26] <FireFly_9> As an aside, this site's 4th of July layout scares me...
[09:27] <> URL -->
[09:27] <FireFly_9> The overall effect is one I find somewhat frightening, especially with the music...
[09:28] <=^catablanca^=> LOL it puts the USA in Usagi....
[09:28] <FireFly_9> Very droll, Artemis...
[09:29] * =^catablanca^= can't stop staring at the page...
[09:31] * Cést_la_V runs in
[09:31] * Cést_la_V pauses to see the site Artemis is looking at
[09:32] <Cést_la_V> What the HELL?!
[09:32] <=^catablanca^=> I have NO idea... (is hypnotized)
[09:32] <Cést_la_V> MOH! Michiru-san is passing me off!!
[09:33] <Cést_la_V> She keeps trying to blaze the steaks!!
[09:33] <Cést_la_V> Everytime I get or recieve a present today she has to go one better!!
[09:33] * Cést_la_V points to the Opal ring X-chan gave her this morning
[09:34] <Cést_la_V> As SOON as I got this Michiru-san gave Haruka-san a HUUUGE Diamond one!
[09:34] <Cést_la_V> It's SOO irritating!!
[09:36] * Cést_la_V hands Hotaru-chan a bag of Sailor V Chocopeanuts
[09:36] * Cést_la_V poses
[09:37] <Cést_la_V> "Sailor V Chocopeanuts! The OFFICIAL snack of Suburban Senshi!!" ♡
[09:37] <Cést_la_V> Hotaru-chan... the goddess of Love will have her revenge...
[09:38] <FireFly_9> Revenge... against their love?
[09:38] <Cést_la_V> No, revenge against her One Man Ship!!
[09:38] <FireFly_9> "One... upsman-ship?"
[09:39] <Cést_la_V> That too!!
[09:39] <@Dr_Xadium> My word, she bought her a low riding Lamborghini with fog generators...
[09:39] <Cést_la_V> Don't forget the "Bling Bling" hubcaps!!
[09:40] <=^catablanca^=> Or the tigerskin interior
[09:40] <@Dr_Xadium> I've never seen anyone "pimp out" a sportscar before...
[09:41] <Cést_la_V> Ano... I bought you a new jacket., X-chan...
[09:41] * Cést_la_V hands it to him sheepishly (it's no sportscar)
[09:41] <@Dr_Xadium> Thank you, Mina! (gives her a hug)
[09:42] <FireFly_9> Isn't that thing two sizes too large?
[09:42] * Dr_Xadium is ignoring that fact
[09:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I am the elite of the hop hop street I can't be beat I am the man meat
[09:43] <=^catablanca^=> Haruka... "man meat?"
[09:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hahahaha man it's like damn it bounces up and down and s[BLEEP]t
[09:45] <FireFly_9> Good lord she's high on life...
[09:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ♫ I gots me a new ride ♫ I gots me a new ride ♫
[09:46] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- does the cha-cha-cha
[09:46] * Cést_la_V is developing a black ki aura
[09:47] * Dr_Xadium frantically hugs her to calm her down
[09:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I am stylin and profilin like RIC FLAIR! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[09:48] <FireFly_9> Life... sucks.
[09:48] <=^catablanca^=> Hotaru..?!
[09:48] * FireFly_9 shrugs
[09:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Now now NOW 'Taru-chan, turn that frown upside DOWN!
[09:49] <FireFly_9> Eh?
[09:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Mi Good fortune es su Good Fortune!
[09:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Let me take you out on the town in my sporty new pimpmobile racer!!
[09:50] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- grabs Hotaru and pulls her outside
[09:50] <Cést_la_V> ^_^;;...
[09:50] <=^catablanca^=> Look at that car bounce...
[09:51] <=^catablanca^=> And that bass...! I wonder if Hotaru-chan can hear herself think?
[09:51] <Cést_la_V> Nice fog generators... LOL it even has a purple KITT light on the front...
[09:51] * Cést_la_V watches with grudging respect as they drive off
[09:52] * Cést_la_V snuggles closer to X-chan
[09:53] *** // J_Daito // [] has joined #suburbansenshi
[09:53] <@spiritflame> Irasshai // J_Daito //
[09:53] <// J_Daito //> (cracks neck) Gah, I could hear that thing all the way in the sub-subbasement
[09:53] <Cést_la_V> Haruka-san is happy...
[09:54] <// J_Daito //> Bah, teleporting is the way to go... hah, I heard rumours that Sailor Jupiter had a little "training accident" and knocked out her man cold LOL
[09:54] <Cést_la_V> Mako-chan doesn't understand....
[09:55] <Cést_la_V> There are *different* ways to knock out a man ::giggles::
[09:55] * Dr_Xadium turns red
[10:03] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. is baz bichhess!!!1
[10:04] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> O men mi and Elioz wi hed FAN todie!11 ♡
[10:06] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> I uzed sam of da cokies dat mako-chun tat mi to bak 2 saduze elioz
[10:06] * Cést_la_V was thinking of being more romantic with X-chan but the mood just evaporated
[10:07] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i seduzed him god!!!1
[10:07] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hi rally iz da hoss wit da foss!!!1
[10:07] <=^catablanca^=> Chibiusa... what would your mother think...
[10:08] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshsh har impeerial az is jeloz...
[10:08] <=^catablanca^=> But what about Peruru?
[10:08] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> pupupup waZ a 1 nite stad
[10:08] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> elioz is mai mein men
[10:09] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> o sit bai da whey mai mandroid armi iz almest dun
[10:09] <Cést_la_V> Uso! You rebuilt the mandroids? !
[10:09] <@Dr_Xadium> Mandroids...?
[10:10] <Cést_la_V> Hai, those beefy men in the pictures behind her? Those are robot men she built for herself in the 31st century!
[10:10] <Cést_la_V> They were her personal army and... well, other things...!
[10:12] <Cést_la_V> URL --> 268.html
[10:13] <Cést_la_V> Scroll down to see her "mandroids" near the end of the MiST
[10:14] * Cést_la_V decides to try and huggle X-chan again
[10:14] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> elioz and mi in da hey.....
[10:14] <Cést_la_V> Oh forget it!!
[10:14] * Dr_Xadium sighs
[10:14] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshshs hshshshshss hshshshshs
[10:16] <// J_Daito //> "It's giant flat-chested megahairbun amazoness yeoman woman and her immedate supervisor, microgirl!! "
[10:16] * =^catablanca^= loved that MiST
[10:17] <Cést_la_V> Eh? I wasn't here for that one...
[10:17] * Cést_la_V goes to read it
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