Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #623: “Baby Shower”
#623: “Baby Shower”

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*** Topic is '-= What are the odds? =-'
[10:25] * it is a calm cool day at the seaside
[10:25] * Cést_la_V looks around
[10:26] <Cést_la_V> Ne, X-chan... no one's around ♡
[10:26] <@Dr_Xadium> heh
[10:26] * Cést_la_V gives X-chan a passionate kiss
[10:27] * suddenly, out of the sky, something falls on their heads
[10:28] <Cést_la_V> Ittai!!
[10:28] <@Dr_Xadium> Ouch!
[10:28] * @Dr_Xadium looks at what hit them
[10:29] <Cést_la_V> OMG, it's a little girl?!
[10:29] * @Dr_Xadium observes it incredulously
[10:30] * it has long blonde hair, brown eyes and is wearing an orange sundress and bow
[10:30] <Cést_la_V> Ah!! Usagi-chan told me something like this happened to her once!
[10:30] <@Dr_Xadium> ?
[10:31] <Cést_la_V> Could this be... our...
[10:31] * Cést_la_V turns red
[10:31] * @Dr_Xadium deduces what she means and follows suit
[10:32] <@Dr_Xadium> our... future...
[10:32] <guest_kid> mama! papa!
[10:32] * @Dr_Xadium and Minako go completely red
[10:33] <guest_kid> im sew glud a fand u!!!!1
[10:33] <Cést_la_V> ¬_¬;
[10:33] <guest_kid> wall u 2 tak mi hum an gav mi all kids of kewl sit ans stuf? u tlod mi 2 cum bak hear frum da futar 2 gat trening frum u
[10:34] <@Dr_Xadium> >_< Oh did we now...
[10:35] <guest_kid> dats rite, materfacker, momy tlod mi 2 cum bak an lav with u in da pest and dat ud gav mi mony and sit
[10:36] <@Dr_Xadium> No child of mine would ever be so utterly illiterate...
[10:36] <guest_kid> im nit liligeatamen u bich, im ur kad bron of luv!!!!1
[10:37] <Cést_la_V> And no child of mine would ever pick such a stupid plan!!
[10:37] * Cést_la_V pulls at her "mirai no daughter's" hair
[10:37] <guest_kid> FAK BICH DATS MAI HEAIER!!!!!1
[10:38] * Cést_la_V and Xadium: "Chibiusa."
[10:38] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshss ROR i foled u azzes god
[10:38] <@Dr_Xadium> ...for about one instant of planck time...
[10:39] <Cést_la_V> That was LOW, Chibiusa-chan
[10:39] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshs wat da fick dew u went, im facking srot
[10:39] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sew R u lik gona adipt mi an sit???
[10:39] <Cést_la_V> NO
[10:39] <@Dr_Xadium> Why would we?! You have your own parents!
[10:40] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> bat dey neavar bai mi brothday pasants n sit... (weaps) todei im 904 yars ole and dey forgat me
[10:41] <Cést_la_V> Ano, when I was in the future, I remember you giving them the finger and walking out so you could be with Elios in the Royal Stables...
[10:41] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sew wat
[10:42] * Cést_la_V sighs and gives Chibiusa-chan a Sailor V gelatto snack
[10:42] <Cést_la_V> Now get out of here before I get X-chan here to send you back to the future...
[10:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> facking bich i woldnt went u 4 mai moma newey!!!11
[10:43] *** .`~SugaBB_2999~`. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has left #suburbansenshi (bichass panks)
[10:45] <Cést_la_V> keh... You know I was planning a surprise party for her but I think I don't want to now...
[10:46] <@Dr_Xadium> there's something wrong with that girl
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