Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #622: “Late Nite Fites (guest stars: YOU GUYS!)”
#622: “Late Nite Fites (guest stars: YOU GUYS!)”

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[10:43] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- kicks the f[BLEEP]ing s[BLEEP]t out of jedite
[10:43] <// J_Daito //> WHAT WAS THAT FOR
[10:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> just testing the new swear filter code hahahaha
[10:44] <// J_Daito //> I hate you
[10:44] * Cést_la_V hurls more junk into the street
[10:44] <@Dr_Xadium> Mina Mina Mina that's not junk!!
[10:45] <Cést_la_V> Moh! There's stuff everywhere in here!!
[10:45] * @Dr_Xadium is trying to preserve his worldy possessions
[10:46] <Cést_la_V> How is a giant stuffed panda bear not junk?!
[10:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I thought Neko-chan liked bears?
[10:47] <Cést_la_V> It's a REAL stuffed Panda!!
[10:47] <@Dr_Xadium> It was a gift from the Emperor of China!
[10:47] * Cést_la_V donates it to the trash heap
[10:47] <@Dr_Xadium> it was a REAL panda that was stuffed
[10:48] <Cést_la_V> it took up HALF the console room!!
[10:48] <@Dr_Xadium> It's over 200 years old!
[10:49] * @Dr_Xadium got it back in the 1800's before they were endangered
[10:49] * // J_Daito // sets it on fire
[10:50] <@Dr_Xadium> ARGGGGH
[10:53] * Cést_la_V will tell you what X-chan *really* hates
[10:54] <@Dr_Xadium> Go on, then
[10:54] <Cést_la_V> He hates the *telephone*...
[10:54] * @Dr_Xadium nods... this is true
[10:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hahaha I know a lot of wanna be poser elite who "hate" TV... but phones?
[10:55] <@Dr_Xadium> It's like every time I sit down to think, or I'm deep in a project or writing, RING RING RING
[10:56] <@Dr_Xadium> And the if I'm at the computer I have to cradle th thing on my shoulder
[10:58] * Cést_la_V starts dumping a bunch of scary wooden masks
[10:58] <@Dr_Xadium> Ancient... Maori... Artifacts...
[10:59] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- prefers using cars as lethal weapons
[10:59] <// J_Daito //> LOL Kaioh uses cooking
[11:02] * Cést_la_V finds the twister mat and gives it back to the Professor
[11:03] <GERMATOID> THX
[11:04] * @Dr_Xadium starts pondering throwing out some of Mina's stuff
[11:05] * @Dr_Xadium chuckles
[11:05] * @Dr_Xadium gave Mina every console system ever invented ever
[11:06] * Cést_la_V loves her PS9
[11:06] * Cést_la_V tosses out some cracked pottery
[11:06] <@Dr_Xadium> from... pompeii....
[11:07] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- steals her virtual boy
[11:08] <// J_Daito //> LOL Ten;ou you're a dumbass
[11:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What I liked the crappy 3d effect
[11:08] * // J_Daito // steals her playstation 3
[11:09] <Cést_la_V> Hey!!
[11:09] * @Dr_Xadium realizes they are indirectly stealing from HIM
[11:10] * Cést_la_V is getting tacked up
[11:13] <Cést_la_V> MOH! Why don't you steal X-chan's historical junk!!
[11:13] <@Dr_Xadium> Hey!
[11:14] * Cést_la_V pulls out a mummy of Ramses
[11:14] <@Dr_Xadium> Not the TARDIS museum!!
[11:14] * Cést_la_V It's creepy and I'm SURE it's cursed!!
[11:14] <@Dr_Xadium> Gah
[11:15] <Cést_la_V> rei.bot san, help me get this easter island head out of here
[11:15] * @spiritflame complies
[11:15] <@Dr_Xadium> O_o;
[11:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whoa, rei.bot can push that head one-handed...
[11:16] * @Dr_Xadium gives up and sits down
[11:16] * Cést_la_V continues the summer cleaning
[11:18] * FireFly_9 GLARES at Minako-sempai and Xadium
[11:18] <FireFly_9> YOU TWO HAVE PERMANENTLKY DAMAGED ME
[11:18] * FireFly_9 stalks off
[11:19] <Cést_la_V> Why is she always picking on us.
[11:19] <@Dr_Xadium> I don't know.
[11:22] <@Dr_Xadium> Mina, not the ming vase..
[11:24] <Mdm_Maestro> Agatha Christie wrote a book that killed off her famous detective Poirot very early on.
[11:25] <Mdm_Maestro> She kept it in a drawer for years until she was ready to finish him off.
[11:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[11:25] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- wonders if Xadium has such a book for the sub.senshi
[11:25] * @Dr_Xadium is not Hideki Anno
[11:30] * Cést_la_V starts hauling out the small stuffed toys
[11:31] * @Dr_Xadium has to stop this
[11:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL
[11:32] <@Dr_Xadium> ;_;
[11:32] * // J_Daito // starts setting the toys on fire
[11:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Jed what is it with you and fire today?
[11:33] <// J_Daito //> fire! fire! (twitches)
[11:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Come on, Beavis... lets go get some nachos...
[11:35] <// J_Daito //> Are you challenging me?! Are you challenging Jedholio?!
[11:36] * Cést_la_V pulls out the Great Golden Book of Gallifreyan Nurery Rhymes
[11:37] * @Dr_Xadium snatches it back
[11:40] * Cést_la_V finds the Joke Book of Rassilon
[11:40] <Cést_la_V> I don';t get these jokes...
[11:41] <@Dr_Xadium> Well you see the punchline is that the setup never happened because of the time travel and so it's a Grandfather Paradox...
[11:41] <Cést_la_V> ? ? ?
[11:41] * @Dr_Xadium takes back the Joke Book of Rassilon
[11:46] * Cést_la_V goes to rearrange furniture in the TARDIS, gets out the frilly curtains
[11:47] <@Dr_Xadium> Frilly...
[11:47] * @Dr_Xadium runs after her to stop the madness

...


[16:33] * @Dr_Xadium goes flying into the room
[16:34] * @Dr_Xadium crashes into a heap
[16:34] * @Dr_Xadium was kicked out of his TARDIS so Mina could "redecorate"
[17:43] * @Dr_Xadium decides to see how Mina's doing with the TARDIS redecoration
[17:44] <@Dr_Xadium> (from the distance) PINK IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE WALL COLOR!!
[17:46] * @Dr_Xadium gently pulls Mina into the room
[17:48] <Cést_la_V> Hi Everybody!!
[17:48] <Sailor Q.> ....you okay, Minako?
[17:48] * Cést_la_V nods happily
[17:49] <Sailor Q.> hey, Minako-chan, what do you think of my new summer dress? *twirls around showing off, and falls on the couch, dizzy* oooooo...
[17:51] * Cést_la_V usually breaks off the other heel when that happens
[17:51] <Sailor Q.> ....and I just bought these shoes!!!!
[17:51] <Sailor Q.> no prob!! I'll get Hideki to buy me some new ones!!
[17:52] * Cést_la_V chuckles
[17:52] * Cést_la_V needs to get X-chan to buy her some new clothes
[17:53] <Sailor Q.> ...doesn't his TARDIS have a wardrobe room, Minako-chan?
[17:54] <Cést_la_V> it didn't have any girls' clothes in it...
[17:54] <Sailor Q.> .....*giggles*
[17:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Why would it have, Mina?
[17:54] <Sailor Q.> ....ahhhhhh......
[17:54] <Cést_la_V> Not Neko-chan??
[17:54] <Sailor Q.> heya, Haruka....
[17:55] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is wasted
[17:55] * @Dr_Xadium sighs
[17:55] <Sailor Q.> ....nothing new, huh, Haruka?
[17:55] <@Dr_Xadium> She has a point though, why would it have had any?
[17:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I will buy KITT ans conquer the world
[17:55] <Haak> How's the preparations going for the final event, Haruka?
[17:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whaddya mean final, there's like 3 more
[17:56] <Sailor Q.> ....you have problems, Haruka....
[17:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The mock opera, then capture the flag ans something else
[17:56] <Cést_la_V> X-chan had an Easter Island Statue head in tehre!!
[17:56] <Sailor Q.> *hands Haruka some water*
[17:56] <Haak> Huh, good point. I'd somehow got it in my head that there were only 5. My bad I guess
[17:57] <Sailor Q.> ...ooooh...cool!!!.....
[17:59] <Sailor Q.> ....*sips from Ginger ale*
[17:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> DAMN YOU Hasselhoof
[17:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn you.
[18:00] * Cést_la_V goes to change out of her painters' clothes
[18:00] <Sailor Q.> .....huh?
[18:01] <Sailor Q.> .....Haruka...how many times have I beaten your ass, tell me that?
[18:02] <Sailor Q.> huh, Haruka? tell me?
[18:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Me!
[18:02] <Sailor Q.> c'mon, tell me!
[18:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm a sweta mena player who bought a speedo today
[18:03] <Sailor Q.> ....you're disgusting.......
[18:04] * Cést_la_V is back in an orange sundress
[18:04] <Sailor Q.> ...i've beaten asses from MN, USA to Tokyo, Japan......heh...
[18:04] * Cést_la_V steals X-chan's iced tea
[18:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I beat up asses all over th eplanet
[18:04] <Sailor Q.> nice dress, Minako-chan *gives Minako a hug*
[18:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YOU're next Michael Knight
[18:05] <Cést_la_V> Domo! ♡
[18:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> will show HIM that one man can ake a difference
[18:05] <@Dr_Xadium> You're not a man...
[18:05] <Sailor Q.> ...I've beaten asses off this planet...at the very edge of the solar system, in fact!!
[18:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> TECHNICALITY (burp)
[18:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> One time I went into space... no wait that was the absinthe
[18:06] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- wants more absinthe
[18:07] <Sailor Q.> ....you're delusinol...
[18:08] <Sailor Q.> what?....
[18:08] <Cést_la_V> Haruka-san is "smushed"...
[18:08] <Haak> Geez Haruka you nearly managed one typo per word there.. what did you HAVE?
[18:08] <@Dr_Xadium> "Smashed"?
[18:08] <Sailor Q.> ..........
[18:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> a litle bit f this, sum of that
[18:09] <Sailor Q.> ....want some lemonaide, Minako-chan?
[18:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> so many shiny bottles so many s[BLEEP]tglasses
[18:09] <Cést_la_V> please! :)
[18:09] <Haak> I take that means "a lot of this, and TONS of that"
[18:09] <@Dr_Xadium> By Rassilon, I hope you meant "shot" glasses
[18:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> haak ur the man
[18:10] <Haak> XD
[18:10] <Sailor Q.> *gets a picher of lemonaide and pours Minako a glass* here ya go...
[18:10] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- belches
[18:10] <Cést_la_V> Thank you! ^_^
[18:10] <Sailor Q.> ......you okay, Haruka?
[18:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I like had thos one betl with a wurm in it
[18:11] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- sees the roomspinning from side to side
[18:11] <Haak> *steps back to a safe distance from Haruka
[18:11] <Sailor Q.> *takes a sip of lemonaide*
[18:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hehehe you guys are fanny
[18:11] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- gets up and starts swaying in ever widening circles
[18:11] <Sailor Q.> *holds up two fingers* how many fingers am I holding up, Haruka?
[18:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> sixteen
[18:12] <Haak> Pity Jed's missing this, I'm sure he'd have enjoyed the spectacle
[18:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "a shadowy fight into the hurl of a man that does not resist"
[18:12] <Sailor Q.> Damn it....you ARE drunk!!....okay...how do I look, Haruka?
[18:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "michal knight, a young stoner on a crusade"
[18:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Q-- you're a goddess
[18:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "to champage the cause of the innocent"
[18:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "the hapless, the showerless"
[18:14] <Sailor Q.> oh...*blushes*...thank you...if only you could be soo kind when sober...
[18:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I mean you;re like dann nNeko chan losk like the crap compared tyo you
[18:14] <Sailor Q.> ...she's quoteing Knight Rider ;-_-
[18:14] <Cést_la_V> ¬_¬;
[18:14] <Sailor Q.> ....oh..um..huh..um...
[18:15] <Sailor Q.> ............
[18:15] <Sailor Q.> *gets redder*
[18:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "im a world of sinimals who operate above the maw"
[18:15] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- starts to do a jig
[18:15] <BTL> Why is Haruka drunk, anyway? Drowning her sorrows? Celebrating the Liberal victory? ^_^
[18:15] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- starts to doa very bAD jig
[18:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> im not drunk you're all sober
[18:15] <Haak> You think she needs a reason?
[18:16] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is gonna take out the haselhof
[18:16] <Sailor Q.> .........*is beet red* um..huh..um..um..um..um...Minako-chan...sorry...
[18:16] <BTL> Haak: Good point; stupid question, really. :)
[18:16] <Sailor Q.> .........
[18:16] * Cést_la_V shakes her head
[18:16] * @Dr_Xadium flatters her discreetly
[18:16] <Sailor Q.> *is stil red*
[18:16] * Cést_la_V is red too
[18:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm red too 4 anotehr reason altogerh
[18:17] <Sailor Q.> ....I think Haruka's going to get arreseted again...
[18:17] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- burps
[18:17] <Haak> Indeed...
[18:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> i neer get arresstesedtedted
[18:17] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- wobbles over to Xadium
[18:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YOYUE' NOT HTHE BASS OF ME!!!!1
[18:18] <Haak> XD
[18:18] <@Dr_Xadium> O..K...
[18:19] <Sailor Q.> .....*Grabs Haruka by the arm* Haruka, calm down....Haruka...can you hear me..
[18:19] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. has been at the liquor too
[18:19] <Haak> Geez..
[18:19] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- sweeps SQ into her arms
[18:20] <Sailor Q.> Haruka? calm down..
[18:20] <Sailor Q.> huh!?!
[18:20] <Sailor Q.> uh..uh..uh..Haruka?
[18:20] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is listening to: Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5 [128 kbps]
[18:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> starts to do teh mamba
[18:20] <Sailor Q.> ...huh....
[18:21] <Sailor Q.> ....Haruka...uh..uh...huh?
[18:21] * Cést_la_V rescues Q
[18:21] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- mambos all bey her damn self
[18:21] <Haak> I'm impressed that she can do that while blind drunk..
[18:21] <Sailor Q.> ...thanks, Minako-chan....
[18:21] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. sits on the streetcorner in an existential funk
[18:21] * Cést_la_V nods ^_^
[18:22] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- jumps up an down a moves it all around
[18:22] <Sailor Q.> .....do you think she'll fall sleep soon?
[18:22] <Sailor Q.> *is stunned*
[18:22] <Haak> I would say so...
[18:22] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is 100& alchhol powered!!!111
[18:22] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- gets faster and the dance mutates into the funky cicken
[18:23] <Cést_la_V> LOL
[18:23] <Sailor Q.> ....so....then...how many times should she have died from alchoal poisning?
[18:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Im,m a chicken! Gobble gobble!!!
[18:23] <Sailor Q.> ....LOL...as long as she doesn't start stripping...
[18:23] <@Dr_Xadium> Must be the Senshi healing factor...
[18:24] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- gets this crooked looj on her face
[18:24] *** @spiritflame has kicked --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- from #suburbansenshi (REASON: no)
[18:24] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[18:24] <@spiritflame> Irasshai --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
[18:24] <Haak> That's a turkey... heh.. though I don't think she can hear us at this point
[18:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> what I wasn';tg ona
[18:24] <Sailor Q.> .........
[18:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> wana see my speedo?
[18:24] <Sailor Q.> ...it was a joke....
[18:25] <Sailor Q.> GAH!!!!
[18:25] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- holds up her spedo
[18:25] <Sailor Q.> *punchs Haruka in the face*
[18:25] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. ponders the deep blackness of her soul
[18:25] <Sailor Q.> PERVERT!!!!!!
[18:25] <Haak> BTL - Chibiusa only gains literacy when inebriated
[18:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I LIVE PEOPLE!!!
[18:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I;m ounch drunk1!!
[18:26] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. formally apologizes to everyone for everything
[18:26] <Sailor Q.> ........
[18:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> michi is in germany with the knight rider
[18:27] <Sailor Q.> never thought I do this...*gives Chibi-usa a hug*
[18:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> she's wtih him and kitt ansd the red scamnner light that goes woo woo
[18:27] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. accepts with deep sadness
[18:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> david answers her coucemail
[18:28] <Sailor Q.> .....we're really doomed......someone hold me......
[18:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I break whings eith my thighs too
[18:28] * Cést_la_V steadies Q
[18:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> like tha t chick in James Bond
[18:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> whasername
[18:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bond drapped her on a raditor grill
[18:29] <Sailor Q.> .....this is getting frighting.....
[18:30] <Haak> The name "Xenia Onatopp" is in my head, but I'm not sure it's her
[18:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> yeah!!!1
[18:30] <Sailor Q.> ......Haruka....you scare me...
[18:30] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- goes over to X and pills a Mrs. Robindson
[18:30] <Sailor Q.> ...I mean...REALLY scare me...
[18:31] <Sailor Q.> UGHHH!!!
[18:31] <Haak> Q - you're only encouraging her, y'know
[18:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> lemme show you how I break struff
[18:31] <Sailor Q.> *faints*
[18:31] * Cést_la_V hauls X-chan away quickly
[18:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> you can gat some too, neko heheheeehehe
[18:31] <Sailor Q.> *is out cold*
[18:31] * @Dr_Xadium hauls Mina away
[18:32] * Cést_la_V and X haul each other away
[18:32] <Sailor Q.> *is still out cold*
[18:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> they goin g down
[18:33] <Sailor Q.> *is draped over the couch, out cold*
[18:33] <Sailor Q.> *still out cold*
[18:34] <Sailor Q.> .................
[18:34] <Haak> *revives Q with that weird smelling salt thing
[18:36] <Sailor Q.> COUGH..HACK!!! *looks around* wha happened?
[18:36] <Sailor Q.> OMG is Haruka still drunk
[18:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> does the funy monky
[18:36] <Haak> Haruka scared you so much you fainted.
[18:37] <Sailor Q.> ......god...Haruka....ughh..
[18:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> C';mon kiddos, I can show you a WORLD of stuff
[18:38] <Sailor Q.> *moves to where Minako and Doc. X are* I feel much safer here..
[18:38] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- hears sailor Van Goddess
[18:38] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- homes in on her
[18:38] <Sailor Q.> ...I've already seen a world full of stuff...
[18:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> whoah the goddess of photogtraphy
[18:38] <Sailor Q.> .....STOP CALLING ME THAT!!
[18:39] <Sailor Q.> ....huh?...
[18:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ur the goddess of the photgrpah
[18:39] <Sailor Q.> .....Haruka...you okay?
[18:39] <Sailor Q.> ..............*is slightly stunned*
[18:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> i've alwasy admitred ur work
[18:40] <Sailor Q.> ...well that's nice....
[18:41] <Cést_la_V> We need to sober her up...
[18:41] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- higcoughs
[18:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hugs Dr. X
[18:42] <Sailor Q.> ..why else would Haruka say I'm beutiful....
[18:42] <Cést_la_V> Hey!!
[18:42] <Sailor Q.> ...I agree, Minako-chan...
[18:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hy doc wanna play Twister
[18:45] * @Dr_Xadium edges slowly away
[18:46] <Sailor Q.> H.A.R.U.K.A......HARUKA!!
[18:46] <Sailor Q.> ....you stay away from Doc. X and Minako-chan!!
[18:46] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- drools and swings around to face q
[18:46] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- spreads her arms wide
[18:46] <Sailor Q.> HUH!?!
[18:47] <Duo> haruka, can you get prof. T for me?
[18:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Duo, you're sa liovely man
[18:47] <Sailor Q.> wha..Haruka....what?
[18:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> i'll plau wtoht all u lovely people
[18:48] * Cést_la_V is scared
[18:48] <Sailor Q.> why are you looking at me like that, Haruka?
[18:48] * @Dr_Xadium holds her close
[18:49] <Sailor Q.> *is also scared*
[18:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> photogoddess
[18:49] * Cést_la_V holds Q close
[18:49] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. laments the fate of mankind
[18:49] <Sailor Q.> ......thanks, Minako.....*scary!!!*
[18:50] * @Dr_Xadium , Mina and Q are huddled like they huddle in Scooby Doo when afraid
[18:50] <Duo> haruka, can you get Prof. T for me?
[18:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> IAM TEH INVINVIBLE!!!!11
[18:50] <Sailor Q.> *is started to breath heavy*
[18:50] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- gives Duo a big wet kiss
[18:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> NO!1
[18:51] <Sailor Q.> ...this...is....ugghhh...
[18:51] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- starts to whirl and prance, and grabbs two bottles of whitkey
[18:51] <Sailor Q.> .......OMG.....
[18:51] <Sailor Q.> *hides eyes* I can't look
[18:51] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- smashes the bottles on a countertop
[18:51] <Duo> ORO?!
[18:51] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- stsarts advancing on X
[18:51] <Sailor Q.> ...OMG!!!!
[18:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> i've had with you'ew like direcintg us and s[BLEEP]t
[18:52] <Sailor Q.> ...SOMEONE GET THE POLICE!!
[18:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> i want ops b[BLEEP]h
[18:52] <Sailor Q.> S[BLEEP]T!!!
[18:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I wantr like then aboslute power
[18:52] <Sailor Q.> *panics....transforms to Eternal mode*
[18:52] * Cést_la_V transforms into Super Saior Venus
[18:53] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is an alchohol powered bionic redneck
[18:53] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- transforms into sailoe anus
[18:53] <@spiritflame> akuryo TAISAN
[18:53] <Sailor Q.> .....one more step....and I'll blow you up, Haruka...
[18:53] <Sailor Q.> ...I'm seirous...
[18:53] * @spiritflame 's ofuda hits Haruka
[18:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> @.o
[18:54] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- drops like a stone
[18:54] * @spiritflame drags Haruka off with 2 fingers
[18:55] * Cést_la_V and Xadium let go of Q.
[18:55] <Sailor Q.> ...oh...thank goodness.
[18:55] <Sailor Q.> ...that was scary...
[18:55] <Sailor Q.> *de-transforms*
[18:55] * @Dr_Xadium sits on the ground, traumatized
[18:56] * Cést_la_V detransforms and sits down too
[18:56] <Sailor Q.> .....I'm going to have nightmares...even haveing Heilos in my dreams would be better...
[18:56] <Sailor Q.> *sits on couch, stunned*
[18:57] * Cést_la_V sits back-to-back with X, in shock
[18:57] <Sailor Q.> *is sweating perfusely*
[18:57] <Sailor Q.> ..............
[18:58] <Sailor Q.> ...............
[18:58] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> let us sit upon the ground and tell tales of the death of kings
[18:58] <Sailor Q.> ..................
[18:59] <Cést_la_V> ................
[18:59] <@Dr_Xadium> ........................
[18:59] <Haak> I don't think you'll get many takers, Chibiusa. Most of them are still in shock.
[18:59] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Lo for life is pain and living is suffering
[19:00] * @Dr_Xadium is noticeabley pale
[19:01] <Sailor Q.> *is pure white*
[19:01] <Sailor Q.> ......................
[19:01] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> I see that Haruka-san has "killed the room", as they say.
[19:01] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. wanders off to ponder infinity
[19:02] <Sailor Q.> ...................
[19:02] <Cést_la_V> X-chan I need a hug
[19:02] <@Dr_Xadium> I'd hug you but I can't move
[19:03] <Cést_la_V> I can't move either
[19:03] * @Dr_Xadium would nod if he could move
[19:03] <Cést_la_V> We'll just sit here in fright for a while then...
[19:03] <@Dr_Xadium> Indeed...
[19:04] <Sailor Q.> *is now huddled in a fetal postion*
[19:04] <Sailor Q.> ..huh..huh..huh..huh..huh..huh..

...


[20:27] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- stalks in with broken bottles still in hand
[20:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> my nem is teno harka, u fixed my compo prepare 2 die
[20:28] <YingGirl> The last time I saw the Hanson Boys, they were repeatly shot at by Griffen.
[20:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hi... uhh... bling girl
[20:28] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is still wasted
[20:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> where da f[BLEEP] is the time bored
[20:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> i gots me some cuttin 2 do
[20:29] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- spins around in the paranoid way
[20:30] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- staggers around kinda dizzy
[20:30] <YingGirl> ....Ok, ever tried Gaterade? It works well on hangovers...
[20:30] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- jabs in the air with the broken bottles
[20:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> f[BLEEP]in aino stole all my damp gator aid
[20:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> i wanna cut her too
[20:31] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- jabs
[20:31] <YingGirl> ......That's nice.
[20:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> yeah1 you run1 run woman rin
[20:31] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- stumbles forward
[20:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> i am the branger of deadly vengeance
[20:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> i am alcholo powered
[20:32] * @Dr_Xadium and Mina, who were sitting back to back in the corner in shock from the last time, stir
[20:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> aho!!! it's the dumanic deados
[20:33] <YingGirl> ......
[20:33] <Cést_la_V> Ano... I think I can move now...
[20:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> U U saylar peanas...
[20:34] <@Dr_Xadium> Uhh, hello? What... AGH! Haruka's back?!
[20:34] <Cést_la_V> NANI?!
[20:34] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- shows them her bottles
[20:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> im gonna cut u punks UP reel good
[20:34] <KawaiiShjo> Wait... What happened?
[20:35] <@Dr_Xadium> Earlier today Haruka got extremely drunk pining over Michiru
[20:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> MIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRUUUUUU
[20:35] <Cést_la_V> And now she's ultra violent!!
[20:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> you thee... Mistar Op... I wants ops powers too
[20:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> so I can bend Michiru to my... willpower ans s[BLEEP]t
[20:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ying, yo're lookin fine babe
[20:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> wann a see my speedop
[20:36] <@Dr_Xadium> Ops doesn't give you the power to modify behaviour...
[20:38] <YingGirl> ........
[20:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> well ying it's like when I'm on the happy juic e I see s[BLEEP]t I don't normally see ylnow
[20:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> like Sailor Q man she was FINE
[20:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> BUT excuse me cuz I gotta stick theses pigs and make them bleed
[20:40] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- hurls a bottle at aino
[20:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> NEKO u keepstraling my damn food b[BLEEP]h
[20:41] <Cést_la_V> Gomen nasai Gomen Nasai!!
[20:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> aww dony' car ebaout that? I'm, a nice girl who just wnats ot KICK your ASS for all those sepeekless NIGHTS
[20:42] * Cést_la_V backs away slowly
[20:42] <YingGirl> .....Uh, you do realize what happens when another Sub. Senshi fights off Xadium's fave senshi??
[20:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> man i lost my women to the ngith rider
[20:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> i dont give a s[BLEEP]t, i ant got s[BLEEP]t to live 4
[20:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> and hotaru's beatingmy ass in the games, i dint wanna be her slav
[20:43] <YingGirl> Xadium will taunt minako while hiding behind the opponent while Mina brings forth the apocolyse with her powers...
[20:43] <@Dr_Xadium> Haruka... there's still three events left
[20:44] * Cést_la_V is still mad at X-chan for that
[20:44] * Cést_la_V does NOT have a pimple on her butt!!
[20:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> no f[BLEEP] that s[BLEEP]t such that this it's bulls[BLEEP]t
[20:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> i f[BLEEP]ing am tired of f[BLEEP]ing games
[20:45] <Duo> *pours a cup of TASTY COFFIE down haruka's throte*
[20:45] <@Dr_Xadium> ...
[20:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Now i'm fuacking drunk and huper dumass
[20:45] <YingGirl> I'm not. Getting rich off Wolfwood's stupid bets.
[20:46] <@Dr_Xadium> Uhh, Hotaru's team won the last two...
[20:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> SEE!! tha;t shte F[BLEEP]ING s[BLEEP]t I'm, talkign about
[20:46] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- glomps duo
[20:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> see I rED that f[BLEEP]ing polls
[20:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I remember who it was you know
[20:46] <KawaiiShjo> OMG!!!! WTF??!?!?!?!
[20:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hotaru is the favorite sens[BLEEP]t of them all
[20:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> so they will ALWAYUS vote foer her famn team
[20:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> they'll find an f[BLEEP]ing excsue for it
[20:47] <@spiritflame> urgent matter has arisen (we will return)
[20:50] <Sailor Q.> ....what's going on?
[20:50] <Sailor Q.> is Haruka still drunk?
[20:51] <Sailor Q.> damn....that's bad...
[20:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> GOMNAN m,ake U ALL PAye
[20:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> everybody lakes hotaru's team, that's the problem, she one hte popopilatrty polls
[20:53] <Sailor Q.> Haruka....stop that...
[20:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ho can they be unbased when it cums to the conteast?
[20:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> tehy awnt me to lose, tos they';tll mahilaimate me with the voting so they can se mw sugfer
[20:55] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa...
[20:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> OH lok it's the scrawny goth b[BLEEP]h goddss who everybody loves
[20:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> maybe I cut you too, shorty
[20:55] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- jabs with her bottles
[20:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hahaha uro so f[BLEEP]ing demore
[20:56] <Cést_la_V> Haruka-san!!
[20:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> no i know this nice garl act is just to make themliek you and s[BLEEP]t
[20:57] <FireFly_9> ... I do not "act" for anyone...
[20:58] <Sailor Q.> ...Haruka, shut up....
[20:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Q, my radiant goddess of the pjotlab
[20:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I;kk be with you shortly
[20:58] <Sailor Q.> ....this is getting weird...
[20:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> so anways i know theu'll vote for her no matter whu I do
[20:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> and that s[BLEEP]t pisses me off
[20:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> so I have a splorting preposition to make
[21:00] <FireFly_9> I'm listening...
[21:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> the are alike 3 gays left, right, so I say insreas of 3 of the, we just bat it all on 1
[21:01] <@Dr_Xadium> Haruka- what?
[21:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> you heard me thyme boy
[21:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> it's tieled 2 to 2 ... 2 to 2 to too to tu tu tu hahahahaha
[21:01] <Sailor Q.> .....Haruka....shut up...
[21:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> so like we just what we do is instea dof three more gaymes
[21:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> we do the one game
[21:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> for ALL the balls
[21:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> SHE f[BLEEP]ing wins I be her manservant
[21:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I win she becomes my living dress up doll forever
[21:03] <Cést_la_V> O_o;
[21:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> BAU to kleep this sjit all fair ans s[BLEEP]tr
[21:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HOTARTUYR LISTEND TO ME DSAMAMIT
[21:04] <Sailor Q.> ......I'm with you, Minako-chan O_o;
[21:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LISSEN
[21:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> lis ssen
[21:04] * FireFly_9 is listening...
[21:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> so likewe know thise skicophants will vote for you no mater what so
[21:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> so what we so it swe do it anmonnmaynously
[21:05] <FireFly_9> Try as I might, I cannot parse that.
[21:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> we do it amon i mouse lee
[21:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> aminimous
[21:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> amonumous
[21:06] <@Dr_Xadium> "Anonymous?"
[21:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> yeha f[BLEEP] yah the geek got it amaonaklmous
[21:06] <@Dr_Xadium> ¬_¬;
[21:07] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- glomps salier Q
[21:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> see my babe agreez with mau
[21:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (sailo rQ ) "lets doit amonkyoys)
[21:08] <FireFly_9> ...
[21:08] <Sailor Q.> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
[21:09] <Sailor Q.> SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!
[21:10] <Sailor Q.> GAH!!!!!! DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!!
[21:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ehehehehehehe
[21:11] <Sailor Q.> SOMEONE HELP ME!!! PLEASE!!
[21:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HTOARU LSITEN TO ME
[21:11] <Sailor Q.> AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
[21:12] * Cést_la_V pries Q away from Haruka
[21:12] <Sailor Q.> HARUKA TOUCHED ME IN THE BOOBS!!!
[21:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> damit I was just playing with har
[21:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I was making apoint with her... pont
[21:12] <Sailor Q.> *starts crying*
[21:13] * Cést_la_V hugs Q-chan
[21:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> so whadday say we do the play amoneumously
[21:14] <Sailor Q.> ....sniff...sniff....that was scary....
[21:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> wen we SEE who is the vicgtorWW
[21:14] * Cést_la_V and Xadium comfort Q
[21:15] <FireFly_9> I have... books to read...
[21:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> DONT GO A WAY YOUI GOTH BITACJHAS SPIUNK
[21:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WHAT ABut MAI IDEA
[21:16] <FireFly_9> Eh? Uh do... whatever it is you want, with that...
[21:16] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (I am not listening. )
[21:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ok now that like tha't s la l gone and dume where;s my photogoddes
[21:17] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- spots Q
[21:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> baaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyybeeeeee
[21:17] <Sailor Q.> gah!!!
[21:17] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- goes down, the victim of a huge ki blast
[21:17] <Sailor Q.> nonononononononono
[21:18] * // J_Daito // walks in and steps on her head
[21:18] <// J_Daito //> Moron. C'mon.
[21:18] <Sailor Q.> OH THANK GOODNESS!!!
[21:18] * // J_Daito // drags Ten'ou off
[21:19] <Sailor Q.> ...thank you, Jedite...
[21:19] * // J_Daito // WAS NEVER HERE. HE DID NOT DO ANYTHING NICE for ANYONE.
[21:19] <Sailor Q.> ....*is still a little scared*
[21:20] <Sailor Q.> .....I don't think i'll be able to forget this....
[21:20] * Cést_la_V gives Q-chan some Sailor V Ice Cream Pops
[21:20] <Sailor Q.> *sucks on ice cream pop and relaxs*
[21:21] <Sailor Q.> ...mmmmm..this is good...what flavor is it?
[21:22] <Sailor Q.> *counitues to eat*
[21:22] * Cést_la_V shows her - French Vanilla ChocoChip
[21:23] * Cést_la_V has a profound thought
[21:23] <Cést_la_V> ""If Pacman had affected us as kids we'd be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music."
[21:23] <@Dr_Xadium> and that would be rave culture...
[21:24] <Sailor Q.> hehehehehhee.....Pacman is a hard game....
[21:24] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ¬_¬;
[21:24] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> woe be the tides of evil for woe is their woeingly evil woeeish ways
[21:24] <Sailor Q.> ....what?....
[21:24] <Sailor Q.> that's alot of woes....
[21:25] <Sailor Q.> .....wakawakawakawaka...
[21:25] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> the world is a dank pit of dankness I hate it
[21:25] <Sailor Q.> ...the noise of pacman...
[21:25] * @Dr_Xadium shelters Mina
[21:26] <Sailor Q.> ....personally, life isn't too bad for me....I have good friends *hugs Minako-chan*.....I have good weather...and I have a boyfriend...
[21:26] * Cést_la_V gets the joke :)
[21:26] <Cést_la_V> hai... Life is Sweet... ne?
[21:27] <Sailor Q.> ....oh..I made a pun and I didn't even know it..hehehehehehhehe...
[21:27] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> death is the sweet release of life
[21:28] <Sailor Q.> .....my saying is "Life's a b[BLEEP]h...but who cares!!"
[21:28] <Sailor Q.> ....you have to take the good with the bad....*bites hard on the stick, hurting her teeth*
[21:29] <Sailor Q.> ...ow...like that....
[21:29] * Cést_la_V winces at that
[21:30] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> bleak, black, dark, void
[21:30] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> oh the searing hurt of life's life
[21:30] <Sailor Q.> .....I've had worse injuries....like getting disinagrated by a blast from Sailor Steel Serpert....
[21:30] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i am disconsolate
[21:31] * Cést_la_V got disintegrated once too
[21:31] <Cést_la_V> twice, actually... no three times
[21:31] <Sailor Q.> .....dying sucks....
[21:31] * Cést_la_V doesn't like to think about it
[21:32] * @Dr_Xadium hugs Mina closer
[21:32] <Sailor Q.> ...I got my neck broken by a youma during the silver millenium....
[21:32] <Sailor Q.> ....sorry....
[21:32] <Cést_la_V> ouch...
[21:32] <Sailor Q.> .....bad memories...
[21:32] * Cést_la_V wants to focus on the future
[21:33] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> URL --> the art of shakespeare
[21:39] <Sailor Q.> Minako...can I ask you a personal question......
[21:41] <Sailor Q.> how come your always friendly to me...when I'm a bit of a nobody.....
[21:41] <Cést_la_V> Well you help me out all the time, and I like you :)
[21:42] <YingGirl> Funny, Dark Horse was the firtst company to introduce me to anime.
[21:42] <Solarchos> ( concealed armored floor-hatch opens : Solarchos has entered the chatroom )
[21:42] <Sailor Q.> ...thanks...I mean it means alot to me....I was always a outsider at school....and even as a senshi...I was out of the team....
[21:43] * Cést_la_V hugs Q-chan
[21:43] <YingGirl> ....I wonder what type of mangas Usagi, Anime Rei, or Minako reads?
[21:44] <Cést_la_V> As leader of the Inner Planetary Senshi I say welcome to the team ♡
[21:44] <Cést_la_V> Usagi reads the ones with few kanji, Rei reds H-manga... I read... everything hehehehehe
[21:44] <Sailor Q.> ....thanks....thanks alot....*hugs Minako-chan*
[21:45] * Cést_la_V likes all kinds of manga, shoujo and shounen
[21:49] * Cést_la_V takes one
[21:54] * Cést_la_V stretches and leans back, snuggling next to X-chan
[21:54] * @Dr_Xadium hugs her and watches the rest of the room
[21:55] <@spiritflame> system announcement: "Paging Professor Tomoe, Tasty Coffee needed Stat"
[21:59] * // J_Daito // is trying to sober up Ten;ou
[22:00] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- wants to cut the hasselhoff like a stick pig
[22:00] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. is contemplating life the universe and everything
[22:00] <Neith> *hands jedite some Beer and Brat Horseradish* Put some of this on her toung with a tounge depressor. That oughta sober her up
[22:01] * // J_Daito // tries it
[22:01] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> the word is a cesspit of loquacious loathing
[22:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> MOTEHR F[BLEEP]ER YOU UST THAS[BLEEP]T IN MY SOUTN I KIL YOU
[22:02] <Neith> It's really spicy and hot and it will clear out your sinuses and sober you up in an instant
[22:02] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- and Jedite fight
[22:02] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- 'sbrain bleeds
[22:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ill cut u s stpis dork genal
[22:05] * // J_Daito // pulls the Agent Smith move
[22:05] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> the life of a warrior is arduous glory
[22:06] * Cést_la_V falls asleep; Xadium holds her close
[22:07] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- goes flying through the air
[22:07] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> in vino, veritas
[22:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> FUCJIHNG IRGURGHRED BITHTSHJ
[22:15] * Cést_la_V wakes up; Xadium gently pushes her forward
[22:19] <Sailor Q.> OH MAN!!!!......I wonder how my daughter is doing right now?
[22:19] <Sailor Q.> ....my future daughter...
[22:20] * Cést_la_V wants a future daughter...
[22:20] * @Dr_Xadium turns red
[22:21] <Sailor Q.> I think you do...can't remember what myself told myself...
[22:22] * @Dr_Xadium turns very red
[22:27] <Moonstar> ***Moonstar[Moonstar@outminds.com] has joined #suburbansenshi
[22:29] <Moonstar> WTF? I'm away for two days and Xadium and V have a CHILD?
[22:29] <Cést_la_V> NO!!!
[22:29] <@Dr_Xadium> Certainly not!!
[22:29] * Cést_la_V wants one though!!
[22:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm gina kikk all you peipke shiuf
[22:34] <Moonstar> What happened to Haruka?
[22:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I wan t ro cut... s[BLEEP]t...
[22:35] * // J_Daito // hurls coffee pellets at Ten'ou
[22:35] <Sailor Q.> ....*slaps Haruka in the face*
[22:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WHOA!
[22:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yo, whassup?
[22:36] * Cést_la_V facefaults
[22:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, I know... I'm the man...
[22:37] * @Dr_Xadium facefaults too
[22:37] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- looks around
[22:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ahh it's sailor VAN!
[22:38] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- leaps away super fast
[22:42] * // J_Daito // leaps over T. and shoves coffeee beans in her mouth
[22:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> pthh ptth THE F[BLEEP]?!
[22:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I AM SOBER YOU MOROB
[22:46] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- punches JEdite
[22:47] <Solarchos> ( concealed armored floor-panel opens : Solarchos has entered the chatroom...fully armed )
[22:51] * // J_Daito // pounds Haruka through the kitchen wall
[22:52] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- gets a railgun
[22:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I AM SOBER MOTHERF[BLEEP]ER AND TO PROVE IT I WILL KILL YOU NOW
[22:52] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- fires some bolts at Jed
[22:53] * // J_Daito // does the Xena thing and grabs them out of the air
[22:53] * // J_Daito // hurls them back
[22:53] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- ducks and rolls
[22:53] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- fires a fre bug bombs
[22:53] <// J_Daito //> AM I A DAMN ROACH?!
[22:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YOU LOOK LIKE ONE
[22:54] * // J_Daito // gets a butcher knife
[22:55] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- grabs a Hatchet
[22:55] <Solarchos> ( slumps to the ground...staring at the floor ) T_T
[22:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm gonna get LUMBERJACK ON YOUR ASS
[22:55] <// J_Daito //> Yeah? YEAH?!
[22:56] * // J_Daito // starts to stab at Tenou
[22:56] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- pulls up a baking pan as a defense
[22:57] * // J_Daito // PUNCHES THROUGH the pan
[22:58] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- Plls the pan up and Jed's arm with it
[22:58] * // J_Daito // kicks Ten'ou in the,... CRAP
[22:58] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- smirks and hits with a Judo Chop
[22:59] * // J_Daito // assumes the Tiger Stance
[22:59] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- assumes the crane stance
[22:59] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- and JEd whip out guns and go at it HK style
[23:00] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is running on walls
[23:00] <// J_Daito //> Man that won't help I can FLY
[23:00] * // J_Daito // levitates and grabs Ten;ou by the head
[23:01] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- goes halfway through the kitchen counter
[23:02] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- transforms
[23:02] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- whips out the Space sword
[23:03] * // J_Daito // summons a crystal dagger
[23:04] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- and Jedite clash int he Kitchen
[23:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> AGH! A ROACH!
[23:05] * // J_Daito // and Haruka team up and kill the roach
[23:05] * // J_Daito // takes the chance to Ambush Tenou
[23:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> GOD DAMN BA[BLEEP]RD
[23:06] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- drives the hilt of the Space Sword into Jed's stomach
[23:06] <// J_Daito //> That's NOT MY... (wheeze) stomach
[23:06] * // J_Daito // feels Maxx Power's pain
[23:06] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- tosses her the smushed roach
[23:06] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- goes for JEd's throat
[23:06] <Sailor Q.> ....hey, Jedite!! use this!!! *tosses Jediter her flute*
[23:07] * // J_Daito // catches the flute and drives it into Ten;ou's eye
[23:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> AUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[23:08] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- staggers around and blindly finds a garden spade
[23:08] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- cracks it in half and makes Muy Thai sticks
[23:08] <Sailor Q.> .....that's the ticket!!!
[23:09] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- begins whaling on Jedite with the sticks
[23:09] * // J_Daito // blocks with the flute
[23:10] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- kicks the flute out of Jed's hands
[23:10] <Solarchos> ( jerks suddenly and sits up )
[23:10] * // J_Daito // headbutts the flute in midair so it flies into Trn;ous mouth
[23:10] <Solarchos> ( looks at Haruka, growling )
[23:11] * // J_Daito // grabs some beans and hurls them into the flute
[23:11] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is choking
[23:11] <Solarchos> Haruka - This is your fault...
[23:11] <// J_Daito //> Here let me flush that out
[23:12] * // J_Daito // rams a hose onto the end of the flute and turns it on
[23:12] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is being drowned
[23:12] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- goes for the low blow again
[23:12] <Solarchos> Haruka - If you hadn't opened your big mouth...if you hadn't started that crap with Chibiusa...if you'd just let me feel something other than eternal loneliness FOR ONCE...!!!
[23:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> DUDE YOU DID, YOU HAVE A KID
[23:13] * // J_Daito // uses the distraction to ram Ten;ou into the sink
[23:13] <Solarchos> Haruka - I will destroy all who seek to destroy me...! ( stands up )
[23:13] * // J_Daito // turns the water to boiling and unleashes it
[23:14] <// J_Daito //> Wait your turn, punk
[23:14] <// J_Daito //> Damn eunuch
[23:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ARGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
[23:15] <Solarchos> Haruka - Smite the foe! Smash the enemy! For the Emperor I bring death!!! ( screams as he charges at Haruka )
[23:15] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- brings her ipper body up and puts Jed in a legscissors
[23:16] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- flips jed back and into solar
[23:16] <Solarchos> Jedite - I an *not* a eunich! YIng's pervert bat f[BLEEP]ed this the pictures it took! ( begins kicking the everloving s[BLEEP]t out of Haruka )
[23:16] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- nips up and cartwheels off to the side
[23:16] <Solarchos> ( dodges aside and tackles Haruka )
[23:16] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- tumbles to ths side and scuffles witrh Solar
[23:17] <// J_Daito //> ...
[23:17] <// J_Daito //> WHAT ABOUT ME?! WHAT ABOUT JEDITE?!
[23:17] <Solarchos> ( screams in fury and leaps into the air...Matrix-kick comin' at ya! )
[23:17] * // J_Daito // leaps in to brawl with the TWO OF THEM
[23:17] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- does the trinity thing and dodges
[23:18] <Solarchos> ( begins punching Haruka )
[23:18] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- parries s. With one hand and J. with the other
[23:18] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- poers up to Kaiouken x10
[23:18] <Solarchos> ( begins whaling on Haruka...I'm Agent Smith and she's Morpheus )
[23:19] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- IS NEO DAMMIT
[23:19] <Solarchos> ( b[BLEEP]hslaps Haruka )
[23:19] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- goes through a wall
[23:19] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- gets up and does the hand thing
[23:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> yo
[23:19] * // J_Daito // tackles T. from behind
[23:19] <Solarchos> ( Mr. Anderson...we meet again )
[23:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So solar... this time I aint; gonna let you assimilate me
[23:21] <Solarchos> ( pepper-sprays Haruka in the face )
[23:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ARRGH
[23:21] <Solarchos> ( head-butts Haruka...and since I'm wearing a combat helmet that's going to hurt )
[23:21] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- spins around and grabs an aerosol can
[23:22] <Solarchos> ( grabs Haruka's throat and starts punching the s[BLEEP]t outta her )
[23:22] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- falls back, sprays and lights the aersol
[23:22] * // J_Daito // breaks up the do and puches H in S's place
[23:22] <// J_Daito //> She;s MINE
[23:22] <Solarchos> Haruka - WHY COULDN'T YOU JUST LET ME BE HAPPY FOR *ONCE*??!!
[23:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> THE F[BLEEP] YOU TALKING AVOUT
[23:23] <Jack Flagg> *** Jack Flagg [jackflagg@crs.skynet.mil] has joined #suburbansenshi
[23:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You did the did reap the oats or wahtever the f[BLEEP]
[23:23] <Solarchos> ( unaffected by the flame : visor is *down* and armor was recently enchanted by Neith )
[23:23] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- ducks under Jed and strategivsally runs
[23:24] <Solarchos> Haruka - ( while punching her ) I...NEVER...HAD...SEX...WITH...CHIBI...USA!!!
[23:24] * // J_Daito // starts blowing s[BLEEP]t up to get at H
[23:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'd cut and past it.,.. but I got a homicidlal motehrficker on my ass
[23:25] <Solarchos> ( flips up visor and *bites* Haruka on the shoulder )
[23:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
[23:25] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- spins around and gives solar a deep kiss
[23:25] <// J_Daito //> ... THE HELL?!
[23:26] <Solarchos> Haruka - ( while punching ) I...WAS...SHOOTING...AT...THE...SPORE...GOD...DAMM IT!!!
[23:26] <Solarchos> O_O
[23:26] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- locks the kiss in hoping to asphyaixare Solar
[23:27] <// J_Daito //> TENOU!!!!
[23:27] * // J_Daito // is wielding two energy blades
[23:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> S[BLEEP]T
[23:28] <Solarchos> O_O
[23:28] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- pushes away from Solar and jumps up onto his shoulders and up through the roof
[23:28] <Solarchos> ( is flung to the floor by the force of her leap ) O_O
[23:28] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- and Jed are on the roof
[23:29] <// J_Daito //> You're going DOWN, Senshi of flatulence!
[23:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bah!
[23:29] <Jack Flagg> *nonchalantly throws a forcefield up in case the roof collapses*
[23:29] <Solarchos> Haruka - ( leaps to his feet ) COME BACK HERE AND FACE ME, YOU DECEITFUL BA[BLEEP]RD!!!
[23:29] * // J_Daito // runs forward, leaps up, spins, making a deadly tornado with the blades
[23:30] <Solarchos> ( runs upstairs towards the roof...this ain't over by a longshot! )
[23:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's B[BLEEP]CH to you, Soalr! (leaps to the side)
[23:30] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- begins to parry with the space sword
[23:30] * // J_Daito // gets all musashi with the blades
[23:31] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- ducks back, and flips off the roof
[23:31] <Solarchos> Haruka - Fine! Bitch! Why'd you have to ruin it between me and Ying?! Why'd you fill Chibiusa's head with that bulls[BLEEP]t?! Why?! Why?! Why?!
[23:31] * // J_Daito // leaps forward to catch her, and sails down to the yard
[23:31] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- pulls herself back onto the roof where she was hanging
[23:32] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- spins and unleashes a space turbulence attqwck into the yeard
[23:32] <Solarchos> ( whips out two knives...both are sharp as scalpels and one has a 10-inch blade...charges after Haruka )
[23:32] * // J_Daito // puts up a temp, barrier
[23:32] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- turns and fires a space turbuilence at Solar
[23:33] <Solarchos> ( begins stabbing and slashing at Haruka...ambidextrous-style...one knife to cut while the other is used to parry )
[23:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> W T F is tyour damn POROBLEM
[23:33] <Solarchos> ( Haruka's attack strikes a barrier surrounding him and vanishes harmlessly - Neith's enchantments )
[23:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> pulls out a BFG 9000 and fires it
[23:34] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- leaps back to avoid the blast
[23:34] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- uses the house as her shield
[23:34] <Solarchos> ( dives under the BFG as it's priming to fire and punches Haruka in the side of her knee )
[23:34] * // J_Daito // fires at HAruka, knockeing her down to the ground
[23:35] <Solarchos> ( pulls out a Covenant plasma grenade and chucks it at Haruka )
[23:35] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- blasts into the ground
[23:35] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- burrows out of sight
[23:35] * // J_Daito // starts raining blasts everywhere ito the yeard
[23:36] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is hidden somewhere
[23:36] <// J_Daito //> dammit
[23:36] * // J_Daito // goes looking for a redeemer
[23:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[23:37] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- makes her way into the sewer system and starts running
[23:38] <Jack Flagg> ...I don't like where this is headed.
[23:38] <Jup. Knight> REDEEMER?!! OH HOLY... *Starts running for cover*
[23:39] * // J_Daito // is listening to: Saliva - click click boom [128 kbps]
[23:39] * // J_Daito // has found Tomoe's Redeemer
[23:39] * // J_Daito // wonders if he should nuke that idiot S. for interfering
[23:40] <Jup. Knight> I don't either.
[23:40] * // J_Daito // levitates up from the basement, smashing through the floor, 2nd floor and roof
[23:40] <// J_Daito //> (panting) Ten;ou!!!
[23:40] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is making that guy in Shawshank Redemption
[23:40] <Solarchos> ( just stands there...staring off into the distance )
[23:41] * // J_Daito // scowls
[23:41] * // J_Daito // makes sure the redeemer works
[23:41] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is hauling ass
[23:41] <Solarchos> ( rushes over to the hole in the yard where she burrowed down and begins shooting down it with an assault rifle )
[23:41] <Jack Flagg> She done up and vanished like a fart in the wind.
[23:42] <// J_Daito //> HAH The HOLE !
[23:42] * // J_Daito // aims for the hole
[23:42] * // J_Daito // waits for Solar to be in front of the hole
[23:42] * // J_Daito // prepares to fire
[23:43] <Solarchos> ( keeps shooting )
[23:43] * // J_Daito // dispatches the redeemer
[23:43] * // J_Daito // backs off to a safe distance
[23:43] <Jup. Knight> I'm staying near Jedite. At least it's safer that way.
[23:43] <guest_redeemer> 50m
[23:43] <Solarchos> ( doesn't see the redeemer )
[23:44] <guest_redeemer> 40m
[23:44] <Solarchos> ( keeps shooting )
[23:44] <guest_redeemer> 30
[23:44] <guest_redeemer> 20
[23:44] <guest_redeemer> 10
[23:44] <guest_redeemer> 5
[23:44] <Solarchos> Haruka - Damn you for ruining my chances with Yinggirl!!!
[23:44] <guest_redeemer> 4
[23:44] <guest_redeemer> 3
[23:44] <Jup. Knight> FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!
[23:44] <guest_redeemer> 2
[23:44] <Jack Flagg> Well, we're boned.
[23:45] <Solarchos> ( sees redeemer ) Oh bugger...
[23:45] <guest_redeemer> 1
[23:45] <guest_redeemer> BOOOOOOOOOOOOM
[23:45] <Jack Flagg> *ducks and covers, for all the good it'll do*
[23:45] <FireFly_9> SILENT WALL
[23:45] <Jup. Knight> Nice shot Jedite.
[23:45] * FireFly_9 protects both houses... but the street is toast
[23:46] * // J_Daito // goes flying through the air at an odd angle
[23:46] <Jack Flagg> Hey...we're not vaporized! Um...not that I was worried or anything.
[23:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hehehehehe (hears something)
[23:46] <Jup. Knight> Oops... nice work Jedite
[23:46] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- looks back
[23:46] <Solarchos> ( is on the ground...motionless )
[23:46] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- sees a fireball coming at her
[23:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WWW.WTF.COM?!
[23:47] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- runs as fast as she cvan
[23:47] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is caught up in the explosion
[23:47] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is flung into the air
[23:47] <Solarchos> ( doesn't care )
[23:47] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- rams into jedit
[23:47] <Jup. Knight> *Jup.Knight heads other direction* I didn't fire that thing...
[23:47] <// J_Daito //> Mother. F[BLEEP]er.
[23:47] * // J_Daito // grabs Haruka by the throat
[23:48] * // J_Daito // flips upside down
[23:48] <Solarchos> ( still doesn't care...let the galaxy burn )
[23:48] * // J_Daito // powerdives towards the earth
[23:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> are.. you... INSANE?!
[23:48] <// J_Daito //> die... motherf[BLEEP]er... DIE!
[23:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "the... motherf[BLEEP]er... the?"
[23:49] * // J_Daito // increases his speed
[23:49] <Solarchos> ( looks up to see Haruka and Jedite heading RIGHT TOWARDS HIM!! ) Oh bugger...
[23:49] <Jup. Knight> WTF?
[23:49] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- stuggles to escape
[23:49] <Jack Flagg> "No one who speaks German could possibly be evil!"
[23:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> one chance...
[23:49] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- starts licking and puching jed into odd poses
[23:49] <Solarchos> ( gets up and RUNS )
[23:50] <// J_Daito //> AATG
[23:50] <// J_Daito //> Ae tyou tyringto make out with ,e>?!
[23:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Fuu....
[23:50] <Jup. Knight> Are we under attack?
[23:50] <Solarchos> ( grabs assault rifles and takes aim )
[23:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Sion....
[23:50] <// J_Daito //> NO YOU DON't MTOERHJSIVCHERJE
[23:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[23:50] <Solarchos> ( shoots at BOTH OF THEM )
[23:51] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- and Jedite are surrounded by a huge ball of lgith
[23:51] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- and Jedit's ball of light SLAMS into the ground with a tremebdousn blast... and there stands
[23:51] <Jup. Knight> ...
[23:51] <guest_Jeruka> I'm back.
[23:51] <FireFly_9> O_o;
[23:51] <Jack Flagg> Oh HELL no.
[23:52] <Solarchos> ( throws his *last* Culexus psyk-out grenade...disrupting ALL magical energy within a 50' radius )
[23:52] <guest_Jeruka> the strongest warrior in the universe... has returned.
[23:52] <guest_Jeruka> *merely catches it in her gloved hand and crushes it.
[23:53] <Solarchos> Jeruka - Great... ( empties assault rifle into Jeruka )
[23:53] <Jup. Knight> Oh no... Jeruka?! *Gives an odd look* Man Jedite's got to be so hating this.
[23:53] <guest_Jeruka> That tickles. Heh.
[23:53] <guest_Jeruka> *turns around, grabs the rifle, compresses it and uses it for a toothpick
[23:53] <guest_Jeruka> Got any pizza? I'm starved.
[23:54] <Solarchos> ( reloads and empties another clip of depleted-uranium armor-piercers into Jeruka's face )
[23:54] <guest_Jeruka> Hmm.. needed a facial scrub
[23:54] <guest_Jeruka> *turns around nd heads for the house, spec. the kitchen
[23:54] <Jup. Knight> This has gone from interesting to wierd in two point four seconds.
[23:54] <Jack Flagg> Try throwing the gun at him/her, maybe that'll work. *rolls eyes*
[23:54] <Solarchos> ( whips out the shotgun and starts loading DU armor-piercing slugs )
[23:55] <guest_Jeruka> Where's the frozen pizza?
[23:55] <guest_Jeruka> ooh... beer
[23:55] <guest_Jeruka> *chugs
[23:55] <Solarchos> ( throws a Covenant plasma grenade at Jeruka's butt )
[23:55] <guest_Jeruka> Solar, what's up, man?
[23:56] <guest_Jeruka> * spins around, grabs it and swallows as it goes off.
[23:56] <Jup. Knight> Um, perhaps Sailor Lead Crow's black hole generator?
[23:56] <Solarchos> ( starts shooting at the back of Jeruka's head with 12-gauge depleted-uranium armor-piercing slugs )
[23:56] <guest_Jeruka> Ooh,spicy. Can I have another?
[23:56] <guest_Jeruka> * eats some, doesn't like it, spits it out at the wall at high velocity, wall collpases
[23:56] <Solarchos> ( keeps on shooting )
[23:57] <guest_Jeruka> Why all this hostiliy? Ever thought about anger management?
[23:57] <guest_Jeruka> * sits down at the kitchen table
[23:57] <Jup. Knight> ***Jup.Knight (realjupiterknight@hotmail.com) has left #suburbansenshi (As fast as lightning, must not get anymore involved)
[23:57] <Jack Flagg> Um, Solar...it's not doing any good, and those slugs are throwing a lot of radiation around the room for the rest of us.
[23:57] <guest_Jeruka> * dons a bib
[23:58] <Jack Flagg> *points to the Geiger counter on his belt, which is going through the roof*
[23:58] <Solarchos> Jeruka - YOU...BA[BLEEP]RD...!!! ( keeps shooting, sliding in shells into the receiver as he fires )
[23:58] <guest_Jeruka> hmm, can someone order take out/
[23:58] <guest_Jeruka> O..lk...
[23:58] <Solarchos> Jack Flagg - *depleted* uranium...not active. No radiation.
[23:59] <guest_Jeruka> * catches the round in... it's hands and crushes them into pennies
[23:59] <GERMATOID> D.U. DUST DOES HAVE CANCEROUS SIDE EFFECTS
[23:59] <Solarchos> Jeruka - I lost my homeworld because of a lie!! Now I may have lost Yinggirl because of a LIE!! ( keeps shooting )
[23:59] <Jack Flagg> Not all the way, though...many of the battlefields in Iraq have elevated radiation levels because of those things.
[23:59] <guest_Jeruka> ehh, no one's ordering?
[00:00] <Solarchos> ( walks towards Jeruka a step at a time, firing and reloading continuously )
[00:00] <guest_Jeruka> I'm going to be here for anotehr 20 minutes, do you have enough ammo?
[00:01] <guest_Jeruka> Why the hate, Solar, why the hate?
[00:01] <Solarchos> ( out of DU-AP slugs...begins using tungsten-carbide buckshot )
[00:01] <guest_Jeruka> You know Ying took in the kid, right?
[00:01] <guest_Jeruka> And it now serves her every whim?
[00:02] <guest_Jeruka> And that ammo's costing you a fortume? *eats some and belches
[00:02] <guest_Jeruka> heh bet you never thought you'd see this, huh
[00:03] <Solarchos> Jeruka - I've been wandering the galaxy alone for years ( keeps firing ) hunted by the Dark Angels and the Inquisition ( keeps firing )...then I got together with Ying and for the FIRST TIME in my life I didn't care about the past!!!
[00:03] <guest_Jeruka> (yawn) backstory.
[00:03] <guest_Jeruka> She's not mad at you, ya know
[00:04] <guest_Jeruka> you're being cuckoo
[00:04] <FireFly_9> This is... surreal.
[00:04] <Solarchos> Jeruka - A kid born by Chibiusa when she stole that blood sample from me!!! ( keeps shooting and reloading )
[00:04] <guest_Jeruka> or is it that you don't want a kid?
[00:04] <Jack Flagg> You said it.
[00:05] <guest_Jeruka> is either of us the spore?
[00:05] <guest_Jeruka> * gets up (crapper)
[00:05] <FireFly_9> UGH.
[00:05] <guest_Jeruka> * heads for the W.C.
[00:06] <FireFly_9> Solarchos... you're littering the house with your spent ammuniation.
[00:06] <guest_Jeruka> * singing in the W.C.
[00:06] <guest_Jeruka> "water closet"
[00:06] <Jack Flagg> Water Closet = toilet
[00:07] <FireFly_9> It just exploded...
[00:07] <guest_Jeruka> *emerges from the rubble (Jeruka needs no Laxatives!)
[00:07] <guest_Jeruka> is that solar guy still shooting at me?
[00:08] <FireFly_9> This fusion... hopefully it will wear off soon...
[00:08] <Jack Flagg> Ugh, the SMELL...
[00:09] <Jack Flagg> *is feeling nauseous*
[00:09] <guest_Jeruka> the most powerful warrior in the universe... and the most poerful flatulence hahaha
[00:10] <Solarchos> ( is lying on the ground...all shotgun ammo expended )
[00:10] <FireFly_9> That would be the Haruka-poppa in her... err.. it
[00:10] <Jack Flagg> Gah... excuse me for a moment. *runs outside to puke his guts out*
[00:10] <guest_Jeruka> * picks up Solar with one finger
[00:10] <guest_Jeruka> You ok there, buddy?
[00:11] <guest_Jeruka> where's that hatch to your bunker-thing?
[00:11] <Solarchos> Jeruka - If you're going to kill me, just do it and get it over with...
[00:11] <Jack Flagg> *has now moved on to dry heaving*
[00:11] <guest_Jeruka> Man, you are one deluded mofo...
[00:11] <Solarchos> ( the hatch is currently open and visible )
[00:12] <guest_Jeruka> You have a woman to see, and a silver crystal fragment to take care of
[00:12] <Solarchos> Jeruka - Deluded? In what way...?
[00:12] <guest_Jeruka> the kid gave itself to ying
[00:12] <guest_Jeruka> it became a ffragment of silver crystal for her to command
[00:13] <guest_Jeruka> she's not mad
[00:13] <Solarchos> Jeruka - Huh? What are you talking about? Ying's got her powers back and more. I don't think she needs me any more...
[00:13] <guest_Jeruka> LOL you fool love cares for no power level
[00:13] <guest_Jeruka> go see her... go to her...
[00:13] <Jack Flagg> *stumbles back in, now with a wet towel wrapped around his face* Unless someone has a gas mask I can borrow, this will have to do.
[00:14] <guest_Jeruka> * tosses solar in the hatch
[00:14] <Solarchos> Jeruka - She didn't even talk to me...
[00:14] <Jack Flagg> Strange, only concentrated genki usually has that effect on me.
[00:14] <guest_Jeruka> I wll remove the stench!
[00:14] <guest_Jeruka> *inhales the stench with her lungs
[00:14] <guest_Jeruka> *swallows
[00:15] <guest_Jeruka> then solar, sit there and stare her in the eye like a lost puppy till she does.
[00:15] <Solarchos> ( solarchos@aol.com ) has left #Suburbansenshi ( "....................................." )
[00:15] <Jack Flagg> o_O Uh, thanks, Jeruka. *throws the towel in the corner*
[00:15] <FireFly_9> I don't know what to make of all this
[00:17] <Jack Flagg> All I know is that Haruka having this much power cannot possibly lead to anything good.
[00:17] <guest_Jeruka> * sits and waits for the susion to waer off
[00:18] <FireFly_9> Don't just SIT THERE, REPAIR ALL THIS DAMAGE!
[00:18] <guest_Jeruka> but Hotaru...
[00:18] <FireFly_9> Gah, the most powerful warrior in the universe.. AND the laziest...
[00:19] <FireFly_9> YOU HAVE LESS THAN 2 MINUTES LEFT IN THE FUSION! GO!
[00:19] <guest_Jeruka> * launches to ACTION
[00:20] <FireFly_9> un... believable.
[00:20] <guest_Jeruka> DONE!
[00:20] <FireFly_9> Amazing... all the damage is gone...
[00:20] <FireFly_9> In under 45 seconds...
[00:20] <Jack Flagg> Even the devastation outside. I'm impressed.
[00:20] * FireFly_9 is blinded by a bright light
[00:21] <Jack Flagg> But won't they start fighting again once they separate?
[00:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> MOTEHR F[BLEEP]ER YOU DIE NOW
[00:21] <// J_Daito //> I'm going to DECAPITATE YOU
[00:21] * FireFly_9 steps in between them
[00:21] <Jack Flagg> ...yep.
[00:21] <FireFly_9> ENOUGH!
[00:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ... aww maaan,.;.. we was just playin'
[00:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> yeah, yeah... playin...
[00:22] <// J_Daito //> Exactly. It was just a game, Tomoe.
[00:22] <// J_Daito //> A grown up game of cops and robbers.
[00:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> With like lethal violence and s[BLEEP]t
[00:22] <// J_Daito //> yes.
[00:23] * FireFly_9 grabs them by the ears
[00:23] <FireFly_9> Come, children, game over...
[00:23] * FireFly_9 drags them into the house
[00:23] <Wolfwood> ....and I miss all the good stuff...god damnit
[00:24] * FireFly_9 looks at Xadium, Minako, Q and Windknight on the couch
[00:24] <Jack Flagg> It was certainly entertaining, when I wasn't either puking my guts out or fearing for my life.
[00:24] * FireFly_9 drags them back out of the house
[00:25] <Wolfwood> ...I am so lost
[00:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> awwwwwwww
[00:25] <// J_Daito //> maaaaaaaaaaaaaan
[00:26] <Jack Flagg> I almost wish we could watch, but I think I've seen enough of their bickering for one day.
[00:41] <Wolfwood> you guys are some f[BLEEP]ed up people,let me tell you
[00:45] <Jack Flagg> Must be something in the water around there.
[00:50] <Wolfwood> lol
[00:50] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ooo menses
[00:50] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hay fackers gass wat
[00:51] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> gass wat gass wat gass wat
[00:51] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. facking wiets 4 da faxckers 2 gas
[00:53] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ...
[00:53] <Wolfwood> you're gonna commit sepuku?
[00:53] <Jack Flagg> I don't want to know, but I'm sure you'll tell me anyway.
[00:53] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fackers!!!1
[00:53] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> todey im 904 yeeerz ole!!!!1111
[00:53] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> itz mai birthdey itz mai beirthdey
[00:53] <Wolfwood> yay...and you still look twelve
[00:53] <Jack Flagg> Um...yay. And?
[00:54] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ...
[00:54] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> u shul al b on ur keez n warshiping mi!!!!11
[00:54] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> eyem ur pincess!!!1
[00:54] <=^catablanca^=> ...
[00:55] <Jack Flagg> I don't worship demons, you foul little pink hellspawn.
[00:55] <Wolfwood> you aint my princess munchkin
[00:55] <=^catablanca^=> Chibiusa, what are you doing?
[00:55] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> dese fax0rs wint warship mi atremis...
[00:55] <Wolfwood> my princess happens to be asleep
[00:55] <=^catablanca^=> Good to see common sense isn't totally out of style
[00:56] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak u atremiz u stopid kat
[00:56] * =^catablanca^= runs off
[00:56] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> yea dats rite bich ran off lik a latel bich
[00:56] <Jack Flagg> That f[BLEEP]ing horse, maybe...that's about it, though.
[00:57] <// J_Daito //> Hmm. seems the cat has a problem.
[00:57] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> wat da fick u went geydite
[00:57] <// J_Daito //> Happy biorthday, runt
[00:58] * // J_Daito // smashes her on the head with a brick and leaves
[00:58] <Jack Flagg> I sincerely hope she doesn't request a birthday spanking.
[00:58] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mater.... facke...r...
[00:59] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i culd hav ane mens i wnet
[00:59] <Wolfwood> heh
[00:59] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> im compaltely devaloped
[00:59] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> C worfwolf theere? hi wents mi1!!!
[00:59] <Jack Flagg> So why the horse?
[01:00] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> all da memses here went mi!!!1
[01:00] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshshshshs
[01:00] <Jack Flagg> *doesn't recognize royalty in any form...just a personal thing*
[01:00] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> elioz is a scallion
[01:00] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mai big scallion
[01:01] * FireFly_9 twitches
[01:01] <Jack Flagg> So he's a giant onion now? When did that happen?
[01:01] <Wolfwood> ...so you're a midget usa?
[01:01] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> .... ..|..
[01:02] * FireFly_9 goes to the couch and wakes up Minako-sempai
[01:02] <Cést_la_V> ...nani?
[01:02] <FireFly_9> I just remembered something...
[01:02] <Cést_la_V> ?
[01:03] <FireFly_9> You used the red thread of destiny to tie Elios and Chibiusa-chan together, yes?
[01:03] <Cést_la_V> Hai...
[01:03] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshshs si tracked halioz god!!!1
[01:03] <FireFly_9> So you bound them together.... forever...
[01:04] * Cést_la_V nods
[01:04] <FireFly_9> ¬_¬;
[01:04] <FireFly_9> You do realize... I spent many YEARS trying to split them up...
[01:05] <Cést_la_V> I told you before, a long time ago, they were compatible...
[01:05] <FireFly_9> HE'S A HORSE. Btu this means you can't have every man you want..
[01:05] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshshs... WAHT? !
[01:05] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> wieight wat abut mai popa?!
[01:06] <Jack Flagg> Minako...when you say compatible, what do you mean exactly?
[01:06] <Cést_la_V> The red thread just means they're soulmates... they can cheat if they want, but it will never work out in the long run...
[01:06] <Jack Flagg> Like, HOW compatible are we talking here?
[01:06] <FireFly_9> DO YOU WANT PICTURES MR. FLAGG
[01:07] <=^catablanca^=> Ara, Hotaru-chan, calm down.. hehehehe
[01:07] <Cést_la_V> Artemis!!
[01:07] <Cést_la_V> Artemis looks strange...
[01:07] <Jack Flagg> Um, no, but I'd really rather know whether those two idiots can reproduce or not.
[01:07] <Jack Flagg> Because if they can, we're f[BLEEP]ed.
[01:07] <=^catablanca^=> hehjhehehe I was walking in the kitchen and dranks some water,,, vut it wasn';t water
[01:08] <Cést_la_V> Well I guess if Helio was a guy at the time...
[01:08] <FireFly_9> AGH
[01:08] <Jack Flagg> That's NOT what I wanted to hear.
[01:08] <Cést_la_V> What do I know?? I'm not an optometrist!!!
[01:09] <=^catablanca^=> hey look... tjre's creatures inm the air, maube I can catch themm,,,
[01:09] * =^catablanca^= leaps and bounces
[01:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> damn DAMN my vodka tipped over into the cat bowl...
[01:09] <=^catablanca^=> hi... haruka-babe....
[01:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And I see you know this.
[01:10] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- just leaves
[01:10] * Cést_la_V picks up Artemis
[01:10] <Jack Flagg> Well, I see we're in for another strange evening.
[01:10] <=^catablanca^=> Who, aI'm flyin!! (bad idea, meana,...) blarg....
[01:11] * Cést_la_V has to go change, brb
[01:11] <=^catablanca^=> e heeehhh sorry
[01:11] <Wolfwood> eh what the hell (swigs some gin and juice)
[01:11] <FireFly_9> So... Elios... and Chibiusa... forever....
[01:11] * FireFly_9 does not imbibe but is sorely tempted at this moment
[01:12] <Wolfwood> (offers Hotaru drink) methinks ye gonna need this
[01:12] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> an i ken stal haf mai popa!!!1
[01:12] <::K.Nephrite> *teleports in* Hey there everybody.
[01:12] * FireFly_9 will try to hold out, thx
[01:12] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa, you heard what she said, it would never work out in the end...
[01:12] <Jack Flagg> Scotchy scotch scotch... *downs a shot of Col. Kwik-E-Mart's Kentucky Bourbon*
[01:13] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> as log az it wroked ot in mai ed, id B OK
[01:13] <Wolfwood> OMG WTF?!
[01:13] <FireFly_9> O_o; CHIBIUSA-CHAN!
[01:13] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> itz mai brithdey i kken saw wet i went!!!11
[01:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yo Chibi
[01:14] <Jack Flagg> Ugh... *downs another*
[01:14] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> wholy fackng sit derea tee 2 horatrus!!!!1
[01:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Want some birthday vodka, Chibi?
[01:14] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> gime dat sit materfax0r
[01:14] <Jack Flagg> See ya, Moonstar.
[01:14] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. chags da hole betel
[01:15] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> aww sit dats some god s[BLEEP]t there, I rather like it...
[01:15] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> I say, do you think I could have some more, old man?
[01:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hehehehe
[01:16] * Cést_la_V is back: changed
[01:17] * @spiritflame changes topic to `artemis needs detox`
[01:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So she's 904 today, huh
[01:17] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> I am one foot closer to oblivion, yes
[01:17] <Jack Flagg> Doesn't take much to get a cat drunk. I'll have to remember that.
[01:17] * FireFly_9 sighs and drinks some coffee
[01:18] <Wolfwood> she's 904...whooptie f[BLEEP]in doo
[01:18] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. absently grabs some
[01:18] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> The things I have seen, Mr. Wofl...d a fackinghirriblr thangs i swrn
[01:18] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> aw fick mai hed harts
[01:19] <// J_Daito //> Ehy everybody
[01:19] <// J_Daito //> You know how at parties they play pin the tail on the donkey?
[01:20] <// J_Daito //> let's play pin the knife into the spore!
[01:20] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- hurls a kife at the spore
[01:20] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hay materckers! OWW!
[01:20] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. iz bleddin frumher arum
[01:21] <Wolfwood> (hands jed his combat knife)
[01:21] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- gets a heated knife
[01:21] <Wolfwood> type message here
[01:21] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- throws
[01:21] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> aww sit dats may fot!!11
[01:21] <Jack Flagg> I don't have any knives, but... *chucks a dozen shuriken at the spore*
[01:22] <Wolfwood> (hurls a knife at her pick locks)
[01:22] * // J_Daito // throws the comabt knife
[01:22] <Wolfwood> *pink
[01:22] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> oof eddff eofo aowhwsk facker sdie i kalu skpowow
[01:22] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. changes topic to `dis iz nit facking suparkutz`
[01:23] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. blud is lakick ont2 da grund
[01:23] * @Dr_Xadium wakes up
[01:24] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> oww may lags im dieing
[01:24] <// J_Daito //> goes for a rotary saw blade
[01:24] * // J_Daito // throws it
[01:25] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hloy SIT im gonan ned a metul lat in mai hed
[01:25] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ^plat
[01:25] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. poses ot
[01:25] <::K.Nephrite> *sits and watches the room go by*
[01:25] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- gets in her car
[01:25] <Jack Flagg> *dumps a bagful of thumbtacks on the floor*
[01:25] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- runs the spore over
[01:26] <Jack Flagg> *picks the spore up, and chokeslams her on the tacks*
[01:26] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- sixteen times
[01:26] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> X_X
[01:26] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> x_X
[01:26] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> at iz... 2 let 4... mi... yung... mater facker...
[01:26] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> bat... dere is....z... a
[01:26] <Wolfwood> (curb stomps Usa)
[01:27] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. diez
[01:27] <Jack Flagg> *kicks her in the head a few times for good measure*
[01:27] *** .`~SugaBB_2999~`. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has left #suburbansenshi (dead)
[01:27] <FireFly_9> ... chibiusa-chan?
[01:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ho s[BLEEP]t we killed her for real
[01:28] <Jack Flagg> She's...dead? Is it really true?
[01:28] <Cést_la_V> !
[01:28] <// J_Daito //> She's...
[01:28] <Jack Flagg> *plays Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead from The Wizard of Oz*
[01:28] <// J_Daito //> Fading out like a jedi...
[01:29] <Wolfwood> (does the white man dance of joy)
[01:29] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> HSHSHSSH U MATERFICKERS AT WUZ MAI HELLOGRIM!!!!111 AHSHSHSHSHSHSHS
[01:29] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> materfickers materfickers
[01:29] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. gaves u all da fangers
[01:29] <Wolfwood> how the f[BLEEP] can you kick in a hologram?
[01:30] <Wolfwood> GET THE USA!!!!!!!!!!
[01:30] *** .`~SugaBB_2999~`. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has left #suburbansenshi (..|.. ..|..)
[01:30] <FireFly_9> ..
[01:30] <Jack Flagg> SON OF A...
[01:30] <FireFly_9> I suppose if it had a forcefield on it...
[01:31] <Jack Flagg> I should have known it was too good to be true.
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