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[02:15] <// J_Daito //> YES
[02:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dammit!! it sounded SO RIGHT
[02:15] <// J_Daito //> What the F[BLEEP] do you have that Cialis can even be USED on?!
[02:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> SO didn't read the FINE PRINT in the spam!
[02:16] <// J_Daito //> *Fine PRINT*?! It said "FOR MEN"
[02:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude! My clothes: "For Men" My cologne: "For Men"
[02:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> My deoderant: "For Men" My boxers: "For Men"...
[02:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So you know... I just figured....
[02:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That it was just like.. a reccomendation....
[02:18] * // J_Daito // slaps his forehead
[02:18] * Cést_la_V quietly steals some gatorade from the fridge
[02:18] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> u!!! BICH!!!
[02:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What
[02:19] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> net u, materfacker!!! da vich in da red bew!!!!1
[02:19] <// J_Daito //> Ten'ou, you answer to "b[BLEEP]h"?
[02:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> When you've lived with Michiru for enough years... ya kinda have to...
[02:20] <Cést_la_V> What?!
[02:20] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> gav mi bick my facking slivar kistal!!!1
[02:20] * Cést_la_V is confused
[02:21] <Cést_la_V> Do I have it ? ? ?
[02:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Neko-chan, you took it home with you last night...
[02:21] <Cést_la_V> Ahh!
[02:23] <Cést_la_V> Yeah I think it's in my other outfit, I'll go home and get it...
[02:23] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> u dew dat. bich!!!1
[02:24] * Cést_la_V leaves with the gatorade
[02:24] *** Cést_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (♥)
[02:24] <// J_Daito //> LOL she's gone...
[02:24] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ?
[02:25] <// J_Daito //> She ain't bringin' back your crystal
[02:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> She lies
[02:25] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> oh gid dimmitt! sum of a batch materfacking arrhshahgsd!!!!1
[02:26] <// J_Daito //> What about when you cut half [Michiru's] hair off with the weed whacker
[02:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hahaha her "sinead o'conner" period...
[02:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> She doesn't talk about that much

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[03:18] <GERMATOID> OK LOOK WE NEED 1000 HAMSTERS AND 1000 WHEELS
[03:18] <GERMATOID> WE'D BE LIKE THE MATRIX ONLY SMALLER
[03:33] *** .`~SugaBB_2999~`. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has joined #suburbansenshi
[03:33] spiritflame> Irasshai .`~SugaBB_2999~`.
[03:34] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i wnt mai fackinf sliver kistal!!!11
[03:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It's not here go away
[03:34] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i wnt mai sliver kistal wnt mai fackinf sliver kistal!!!
[03:35] * // J_Daito // hurls a rock at the creature
[03:35] <// J_Daito //> It's not here go dry up and DIE!
[03:35] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ..|..
[03:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I should've just tossed her out of the convertible when I had a chance
[03:47] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak dis sit im gong over dar n taking da kistal bak myslef!!!1
[03:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> GOOD

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[03:53] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i tink i;; weit tal tomoroew
[03:53] <// J_Daito //> Hotaru, kindly escort your "pet" off the premeiss
[03:54] * FireFly_9 raises an eyebrow
[03:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "Hotaru?" Not "Tomoe"?
[03:54] <// J_Daito //> ,,, damn it;s leate.... Tomoe, get that radioactive turnip out of here
[03:55] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i aeint facking gong bak in dere biches
[03:55] <// J_Daito //> Get moving...
[03:55] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ill kut U! i'll faking KUT U
[03:55] <// J_Daito //> Bring it
[03:56] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. leeps at geydite
[03:56] * // J_Daito // grabs her by the arm and takes her shank
[03:56] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. kicks him in the nose with her foot
[03:56] <// J_Daito //> f[BLEEP]!!!
[03:57] * // J_Daito // spins around with an ice dagger
[03:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude I thought you had ice phobia
[03:57] <// J_Daito //> AGH
[03:57] * // J_Daito // drops it
[03:57] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. shives her fat rite up his az
[03:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Your "fat"?
[03:58] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. fot, bich, fot
[03:58] * // J_Daito // tears off hids uniform belt
[03:58] * // J_Daito // makes a loop
[03:58] * // J_Daito // wraps it around her arm
[03:59] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> lit go bestard!!!
[03:59] * // J_Daito // Spins her around and around
[03:59] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> eww fack im getting dizzy
[03:59] * // J_Daito // spins harder
[03:59] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. projectile vomits in a circular radius
[04:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> F[BLEEP]! Third SUIT
[04:00] * // J_Daito // 's eyes get hit with some
[04:00] * // J_Daito // let's go, launching her at an unpredictable angle
[04:00] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. splats against a wall and comes to a stop, sliding down in a bloody trail
[04:01] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. 's eyez lat up
[04:01] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ur not sanding me bick
[04:01] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. spits
[04:02] <// J_Daito //> Hmm..
[04:02] * // J_Daito // shoves Ten'ou into Chibi
[04:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The hell?!
[04:02] * // J_Daito // opens up a teleportal
[04:02] * // J_Daito // beams them into the house next door
[04:03] <// J_Daito //> There.
[04:03] <// J_Daito //> I am the victor.
[04:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> We didn't get sucjed into your vortex ass[BLEEP]rd
[04:03] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is hanging onto a hanging lightr
[04:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Faster than Light Speed, rememner?
[04:04] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> yah!!!1 ater dan lit seed!!!1 (hanging on lag)
[04:04] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- kicks chibi into a wall, she goes limp
[04:05] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- marches over to JEd
[04:05] * // J_Daito // is distracted; peering into portal
[04:05] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- grabs Jed by the collar
[04:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> THE F[BLEEP] WAS THAT?!
[04:06] * // J_Daito // points into the portal
[04:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Huh... oh hohohoh
[04:06] * // J_Daito // KICKS TENOU IN THE ASS, SENDING HER SIDEWAYS
[04:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That was DIRTY
[04:06] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- whips out the space sword
[04:07] <// J_Daito //> Thar sword is very gay
[04:07] * // J_Daito // closes the portal
[04:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> the f[BLEEP] you ean it's gay
[04:07] <// J_Daito //> it's cheap looking, it looks like it's made out of plastic
[04:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, WTF do you want from me, Toei cuts me a check
[04:08] <// J_Daito //> Use like a rapier or some s[BLEEP]t
[04:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Those are gay too
[04:08] <// J_Daito //> Katana?
[04:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Cliche
[04:08] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. starts crawling off
[04:09] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- steps on her head
[04:09] <FireFly_9> Ano...
[04:09] <FireFly_9> Isn't this a bit much...
[04:09] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> im nit going bick dere
[04:09] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. is surrounded by pink light
[04:10] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> EYEM NIT GEWING BIIIIIIICCCCCCCCKKKKK DEEEERRREEEEEE
[04:10] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> SLIVAR KISTAL, CUM 2 MII!!!!!1
[04:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> [BLEEP] she 's got a KI aura
[04:10] <// J_Daito //> The crystal's appearing
[04:10] * // J_Daito // puts his hands on his hips
[04:11] <// J_Daito //> If you coulda done that all the time
[04:11] <// J_Daito //> WHY DIDN'T YOU
[04:11] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. contines 2 pawar up
[04:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh this is SWELL.
[04:12] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. aewfafgdgv egsfd sfgfsd
[04:12] <FireFly_9> "I am suffused with the power of the Silver Crystal"...
[04:12] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> asdds adsad df fdsdgf
[04:13] <FireFly_9> "You have all..." *ahem* ..."pissed me off"...
[04:13] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sd
[04:13] <FireFly_9> "And now you must reap the terrible vengenace that has been building in my heart these many years"...
[04:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No way she said all that in 2 keystrokes
[04:14] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> adssda ssa
[04:14] <FireFly_9> ....
[04:14] <FireFly_9> "But first I must observe what is happening elsewhere, I was too angry to really pay attention, excuse me and goodbye"
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[04:15] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa-chan... honestly...
[04:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man when she grows up...
[04:16] <FireFly_9> She will be 904 soon...
[04:16] <GERMATOID> JUST LET HER BE WITH THE HORSE, THEY'LL BE TOO PREOCCUPIED TO BOTHER US
[04:16] <FireFly_9> That is not an acceptable solution, Papa.
[04:18] <=^catablanca^=> Why is Chibiusa hovering over our house, Hotaru?
[04:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude You know how Nephlite had that black crystal thing
[04:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That gave him the X-Ray Vision
[04:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well a silver crystla being transparent would give her that much more "clarity"
[04:19] <=^catablanca^=> Something... needs to be done about that girl...
[04:20] <// J_Daito //> She needs killin'
[04:20] <// J_Daito //> Yup
[04:20] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- punches jed on principle
[04:21] <// J_Daito //> What the hell was she running from?
[04:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Good point...
[04:22] <spiritflame> a force lurks there now
[04:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> nods
[04:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> A force?
[04:22] <// J_Daito //> Not...
[04:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The horse with the force?!
[04:23] <FireFly_9> Well it would be true to form, wouldn't it?
[04:23] <=^catablanca^=> You don't' understand!! The silver crystal! It's field is ACTIVE!
[04:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> A lot of things are active over there, what's your point
[04:24] <FireFly_9> ELios...
[04:24] <FireFly_9> He could feed off the energy...

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[04:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> OH F[BLEEP]! I HATE ANIME PHYSICS!!!
[04:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> INCOMING SUPERHEATED SPORE!
[04:28] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- assumes the crahs position
[04:28] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. SLAMS INTP THE GROUND
[04:29] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ew/// mai hed...
[04:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So whadya see whadya see huhuhuhuh?
[04:29] <// J_Daito //> This really isn't the time for that....
[04:30] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> oh wat da fick my stomack!!!!
[04:30] <FireFly_9> Get her on the table!!
[04:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It's... moving...
[04:30] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> gaa gaa gaa gaack
[04:30] <// J_Daito //> bulging, like something wants ouit
[04:31] <FireFly_9> The movement is slowing...
[04:31] <// J_Daito //> She's stopped moving
[04:31] <spiritflame> ...
[04:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> nothing
[04:31] <spiritflame> .
[04:32] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. 's CHEST EXPLODES
[04:32] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- dodges gristle
[04:32] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa-chan!!!
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[04:32] spiritflame> Irasshai Cést_la_V
[04:32] <Cést_la_V> Ne.... what's going on over here...?
[04:33] <// J_Daito //> Who's that flyin up the sky?
[04:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> R-E-Y...!
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[04:33] *** spiritflame sets mode +o Dr_Xadium
[04:33] spiritflame> Irasshai Dr_Xadium
[04:34] <Dr_Xadium> What's happening around here tonight...
[04:34] <Cést_la_V> Chibiusa-chan! Her body... it's boiling?
[04:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> f[BLEEP] that what's that s[BLEEP]t up on the cieling?!
[04:35] * Cést_la_V adjusts her kimono and points
[04:35] <Cést_la_V> ELIOS!!
[04:35] <H3LLi05> yo yo YO muthaf[BLEEP]as
[04:35] <// J_Daito //> Oh crap
[04:36] <H3LLi05> I gots da power and you folks need a shower
[04:37] <H3LLi05> cuz u all just took a dump in ya pants / when you saw elios ADVANCE
[04:38] <Cést_la_V> Chibiusa-chan's body... it's repairing itself...!!
[04:38] <GERMATOID> RESIDUE FROM THE SILVER CRYSTAL
[04:39] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> eww wat da fick... happed 2 mi
[04:39] <H3LLi05> hay girl i had a nice rest / den i came out yo damn chest
[04:40] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. looks at Elios
[04:40] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. remembers something
[04:40] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. plays a Barry White song on her iPod
[04:40] <H3LLi05> ooo yea baby, gimme summa dat sweet sweet suga
[04:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> W. T. F. .C OM
[04:41] <H3LLi05> Let me show you... a beautiful; dream... dat'll make you... sc
[04:41] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hhshshshshssh
[04:42] <H3LLi05> opens up a portal / to please his mortal
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[04:43] <FireFly_9> NO, CHIBUSA!!!!! ! (screams desperatelty)
[04:43] <// J_Daito //> What the f[BLEEP] brought that on? I thought they hated each other
[04:44] <GERMATOID> SOME SORT OF STIMULUS RESPONSE I SUPPOSE... LIKE WITH THOSE PANDAS IN THE NEWS
[04:44] <Dr_Xadium> This situation is dire... most, most dire... we must go and strategize...
[04:45] * Cést_la_V nods
[04:45] *** Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd.dsl.xadiumproductions.com] has left #suburbansenshi (gone)
[04:45] <Cést_la_V> Yes... strategize...
[04:45] *** Cést_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (gone)
[04:45] <// J_Daito //> Gah
[04:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You can track portals, where did he take her?
[04:46] <// J_Daito //> Er.... Man I ain;t looking
[04:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The hell you mean "I ain't lookin'?
[04:47] <// J_Daito //> Because to look for a thing... is to find a thing...
[04:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yess...
[04:47] <// J_Daito //> And If I find it... I'm gonna see things...
[04:47] <// J_Daito //> Things that even MY motherf[BLEEP]in dark general ass does NOT want to see
[04:48] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- sighs
[04:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well they won't be done "strategizing" for who knows how long
[04:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And I'm sure Chibi and Elli will want to play "Putting the Cart before the Horse" for a good while
[04:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So f[BLEEP] it I'm going to Mo's for a beer... the universe can take care of itself
[04:50] <// J_Daito //> Yeah Motoki owes me some damn money too
[04:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No he doesn't
[04:50] <// J_Daito //> He will once I pick his ass off the ground with one arm and *inform* him that he does
[04:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You keep doing that they'll shut him down
[04:51] <FireFly_9> I don't know any of these people, I don't know them...

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