Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #616: “Rise of the Equus”
#616: “Rise of the Equus”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= now they will learn why they fear the night =-'
[08:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Life's funny sometimes...
[08:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Here we were, planning to cut back on the amount of time we spent in the public chat area...
[08:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And then ALL kinds of hell break loose last night.... all kinds of things happened to all kinds of people...
[08:04] <// J_Daito //> Heh
[08:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So because some of this s[BLEEP]t could turn out to be important in the long run, we're gonna let rei.bot dump an edited portion of the log here... keep in mind it was late and we were all punch drunk... so it's a bit more raw than usual... heh
[08:06] * // J_Daito // nods


### now switching to rei.bot log playback mode ###

[02:15] <// J_Daito //> YES
[02:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dammit!! it sounded SO RIGHT
[02:15] <// J_Daito //> What the F[BLEEP] do you have that Cialis can even be USED on?!
[02:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> SO didn't read the FINE PRINT in the spam!
[02:16] <// J_Daito //> *Fine PRINT*?! It said "FOR MEN"
[02:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude! My clothes: "For Men" My cologne: "For Men"
[02:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> My deoderant: "For Men" My boxers: "For Men"...
[02:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So you know... I just figured....
[02:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That it was just like.. a reccomendation....
[02:18] * // J_Daito // slaps his forehead
[02:18] * CÚst_la_V quietly steals some gatorade from the fridge
[02:18] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> u!!! BICH!!!
[02:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What
[02:19] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> net u, materfacker!!! da vich in da red bew!!!!1
[02:19] <// J_Daito //> Ten'ou, you answer to "b[BLEEP]h"?
[02:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> When you've lived with Michiru for enough years... ya kinda have to...
[02:20] <CÚst_la_V> What?!
[02:20] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> gav mi bick my facking slivar kistal!!!1
[02:20] * CÚst_la_V is confused
[02:21] <CÚst_la_V> Do I have it ? ? ?
[02:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Neko-chan, you took it home with you last night...
[02:21] <CÚst_la_V> Ahh!
[02:23] <CÚst_la_V> Yeah I think it's in my other outfit, I'll go home and get it...
[02:23] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> u dew dat. bich!!!1
[02:24] * CÚst_la_V leaves with the gatorade
[02:24] *** CÚst_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (♥)
[02:24] <// J_Daito //> LOL she's gone...
[02:24] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ?
[02:25] <// J_Daito //> She ain't bringin' back your crystal
[02:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> She lies
[02:25] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> oh gid dimmitt! sum of a batch materfacking arrhshahgsd!!!!1
[02:26] <// J_Daito //> What about when you cut half [Michiru's] hair off with the weed whacker
[02:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hahaha her "sinead o'conner" period...
[02:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> She doesn't talk about that much

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[03:18] <GERMATOID> OK LOOK WE NEED 1000 HAMSTERS AND 1000 WHEELS
[03:18] <GERMATOID> WE'D BE LIKE THE MATRIX ONLY SMALLER
[03:33] *** .`~SugaBB_2999~`. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has joined #suburbansenshi
[03:33] spiritflame> Irasshai .`~SugaBB_2999~`.
[03:34] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i wnt mai fackinf sliver kistal!!!11
[03:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It's not here go away
[03:34] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i wnt mai sliver kistal wnt mai fackinf sliver kistal!!!
[03:35] * // J_Daito // hurls a rock at the creature
[03:35] <// J_Daito //> It's not here go dry up and DIE!
[03:35] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ..|..
[03:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I should've just tossed her out of the convertible when I had a chance
[03:47] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak dis sit im gong over dar n taking da kistal bak myslef!!!1
[03:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> GOOD

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[03:53] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i tink i;; weit tal tomoroew
[03:53] <// J_Daito //> Hotaru, kindly escort your "pet" off the premeiss
[03:54] * FireFly_9 raises an eyebrow
[03:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "Hotaru?" Not "Tomoe"?
[03:54] <// J_Daito //> ,,, damn it;s leate.... Tomoe, get that radioactive turnip out of here
[03:55] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i aeint facking gong bak in dere biches
[03:55] <// J_Daito //> Get moving...
[03:55] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ill kut U! i'll faking KUT U
[03:55] <// J_Daito //> Bring it
[03:56] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. leeps at geydite
[03:56] * // J_Daito // grabs her by the arm and takes her shank
[03:56] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. kicks him in the nose with her foot
[03:56] <// J_Daito //> f[BLEEP]!!!
[03:57] * // J_Daito // spins around with an ice dagger
[03:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude I thought you had ice phobia
[03:57] <// J_Daito //> AGH
[03:57] * // J_Daito // drops it
[03:57] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. shives her fat rite up his az
[03:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Your "fat"?
[03:58] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. fot, bich, fot
[03:58] * // J_Daito // tears off hids uniform belt
[03:58] * // J_Daito // makes a loop
[03:58] * // J_Daito // wraps it around her arm
[03:59] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> lit go bestard!!!
[03:59] * // J_Daito // Spins her around and around
[03:59] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> eww fack im getting dizzy
[03:59] * // J_Daito // spins harder
[03:59] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. projectile vomits in a circular radius
[04:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> F[BLEEP]! Third SUIT
[04:00] * // J_Daito // 's eyes get hit with some
[04:00] * // J_Daito // let's go, launching her at an unpredictable angle
[04:00] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. splats against a wall and comes to a stop, sliding down in a bloody trail
[04:01] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. 's eyez lat up
[04:01] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ur not sanding me bick
[04:01] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. spits
[04:02] <// J_Daito //> Hmm..
[04:02] * // J_Daito // shoves Ten'ou into Chibi
[04:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The hell?!
[04:02] * // J_Daito // opens up a teleportal
[04:02] * // J_Daito // beams them into the house next door
[04:03] <// J_Daito //> There.
[04:03] <// J_Daito //> I am the victor.
[04:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> We didn't get sucjed into your vortex ass[BLEEP]rd
[04:03] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is hanging onto a hanging lightr
[04:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Faster than Light Speed, rememner?
[04:04] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> yah!!!1 ater dan lit seed!!!1 (hanging on lag)
[04:04] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- kicks chibi into a wall, she goes limp
[04:05] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- marches over to JEd
[04:05] * // J_Daito // is distracted; peering into portal
[04:05] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- grabs Jed by the collar
[04:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> THE F[BLEEP] WAS THAT?!
[04:06] * // J_Daito // points into the portal
[04:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Huh... oh hohohoh
[04:06] * // J_Daito // KICKS TENOU IN THE ASS, SENDING HER SIDEWAYS
[04:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That was DIRTY
[04:06] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- whips out the space sword
[04:07] <// J_Daito //> Thar sword is very gay
[04:07] * // J_Daito // closes the portal
[04:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> the f[BLEEP] you ean it's gay
[04:07] <// J_Daito //> it's cheap looking, it looks like it's made out of plastic
[04:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, WTF do you want from me, Toei cuts me a check
[04:08] <// J_Daito //> Use like a rapier or some s[BLEEP]t
[04:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Those are gay too
[04:08] <// J_Daito //> Katana?
[04:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Cliche
[04:08] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. starts crawling off
[04:09] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- steps on her head
[04:09] <FireFly_9> Ano...
[04:09] <FireFly_9> Isn't this a bit much...
[04:09] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> im nit going bick dere
[04:09] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. is surrounded by pink light
[04:10] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> EYEM NIT GEWING BIIIIIIICCCCCCCCKKKKK DEEEERRREEEEEE
[04:10] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> SLIVAR KISTAL, CUM 2 MII!!!!!1
[04:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> [BLEEP] she 's got a KI aura
[04:10] <// J_Daito //> The crystal's appearing
[04:10] * // J_Daito // puts his hands on his hips
[04:11] <// J_Daito //> If you coulda done that all the time
[04:11] <// J_Daito //> WHY DIDN'T YOU
[04:11] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. contines 2 pawar up
[04:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh this is SWELL.
[04:12] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. aewfafgdgv egsfd sfgfsd
[04:12] <FireFly_9> "I am suffused with the power of the Silver Crystal"...
[04:12] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> asdds adsad df fdsdgf
[04:13] <FireFly_9> "You have all..." *ahem* ..."pissed me off"...
[04:13] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sd
[04:13] <FireFly_9> "And now you must reap the terrible vengenace that has been building in my heart these many years"...
[04:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No way she said all that in 2 keystrokes
[04:14] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> adssda ssa
[04:14] <FireFly_9> ....
[04:14] <FireFly_9> "But first I must observe what is happening elsewhere, I was too angry to really pay attention, excuse me and goodbye"
[04:14] *** .`~SugaBB_2999~`. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has left #suburbansenshi (sds)
[04:15] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa-chan... honestly...
[04:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man when she grows up...
[04:16] <FireFly_9> She will be 904 soon...
[04:16] <GERMATOID> JUST LET HER BE WITH THE HORSE, THEY'LL BE TOO PREOCCUPIED TO BOTHER US
[04:16] <FireFly_9> That is not an acceptable solution, Papa.
[04:18] <=^catablanca^=> Why is Chibiusa hovering over our house, Hotaru?
[04:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude You know how Nephlite had that black crystal thing
[04:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That gave him the X-Ray Vision
[04:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well a silver crystla being transparent would give her that much more "clarity"
[04:19] <=^catablanca^=> Something... needs to be done about that girl...
[04:20] <// J_Daito //> She needs killin'
[04:20] <// J_Daito //> Yup
[04:20] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- punches jed on principle
[04:21] <// J_Daito //> What the hell was she running from?
[04:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Good point...
[04:22] <spiritflame> a force lurks there now
[04:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> nods
[04:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> A force?
[04:22] <// J_Daito //> Not...
[04:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The horse with the force?!
[04:23] <FireFly_9> Well it would be true to form, wouldn't it?
[04:23] <=^catablanca^=> You don't' understand!! The silver crystal! It's field is ACTIVE!
[04:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> A lot of things are active over there, what's your point
[04:24] <FireFly_9> ELios...
[04:24] <FireFly_9> He could feed off the energy...

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[04:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> OH F[BLEEP]! I HATE ANIME PHYSICS!!!
[04:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> INCOMING SUPERHEATED SPORE!
[04:28] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- assumes the crahs position
[04:28] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. SLAMS INTP THE GROUND
[04:29] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ew/// mai hed...
[04:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So whadya see whadya see huhuhuhuh?
[04:29] <// J_Daito //> This really isn't the time for that....
[04:30] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> oh wat da fick my stomack!!!!
[04:30] <FireFly_9> Get her on the table!!
[04:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It's... moving...
[04:30] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> gaa gaa gaa gaack
[04:30] <// J_Daito //> bulging, like something wants ouit
[04:31] <FireFly_9> The movement is slowing...
[04:31] <// J_Daito //> She's stopped moving
[04:31] <spiritflame> ...
[04:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> nothing
[04:31] <spiritflame> .
[04:32] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. 's CHEST EXPLODES
[04:32] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- dodges gristle
[04:32] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa-chan!!!
[04:32] *** CÚst_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[04:32] spiritflame> Irasshai CÚst_la_V
[04:32] <CÚst_la_V> Ne.... what's going on over here...?
[04:33] <// J_Daito //> Who's that flyin up the sky?
[04:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> R-E-Y...!
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[04:33] *** spiritflame sets mode +o Dr_Xadium

[04:33] spiritflame> Irasshai Dr_Xadium
[04:34] <Dr_Xadium> What's happening around here tonight...
[04:34] <CÚst_la_V> Chibiusa-chan! Her body... it's boiling?
[04:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> f[BLEEP] that what's that s[BLEEP]t up on the cieling?!
[04:35] * CÚst_la_V adjusts her kimono and points
[04:35] <CÚst_la_V> ELIOS!!
[04:35] <H3LLi05> yo yo YO muthaf[BLEEP]as
[04:35] <// J_Daito //> Oh crap
[04:36] <H3LLi05> I gots da power and you folks need a shower
[04:37] <H3LLi05> cuz u all just took a dump in ya pants / when you saw elios ADVANCE
[04:38] <CÚst_la_V> Chibiusa-chan's body... it's repairing itself...!!
[04:38] <GERMATOID> RESIDUE FROM THE SILVER CRYSTAL
[04:39] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> eww wat da fick... happed 2 mi
[04:39] <H3LLi05> hay girl i had a nice rest / den i came out yo damn chest
[04:40] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. looks at Elios
[04:40] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. remembers something
[04:40] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. plays a Barry White song on her iPod
[04:40] <H3LLi05> ooo yea baby, gimme summa dat sweet sweet suga
[04:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> W. T. F. .C OM
[04:41] <H3LLi05> Let me show you... a beautiful; dream... dat'll make you... sc
[04:41] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hhshshshshssh
[04:42] <H3LLi05> opens up a portal / to please his mortal
[04:42] *** H3LLi05 [beastmastah@stable.abattoir.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (aww rite)
[04:43] <FireFly_9> NO, CHIBUSA!!!!! ! (screams desperatelty)
[04:43] <// J_Daito //> What the f[BLEEP] brought that on? I thought they hated each other
[04:44] <GERMATOID> SOME SORT OF STIMULUS RESPONSE I SUPPOSE... LIKE WITH THOSE PANDAS IN THE NEWS
[04:44] <Dr_Xadium> This situation is dire... most, most dire... we must go and strategize...
[04:45] * CÚst_la_V nods
[04:45] *** Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd.dsl.xadiumproductions.com] has left #suburbansenshi (gone)
[04:45] <CÚst_la_V> Yes... strategize...
[04:45] *** CÚst_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (gone)
[04:45] <// J_Daito //> Gah
[04:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You can track portals, where did he take her?
[04:46] <// J_Daito //> Er.... Man I ain;t looking
[04:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The hell you mean "I ain't lookin'?
[04:47] <// J_Daito //> Because to look for a thing... is to find a thing...
[04:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yess...
[04:47] <// J_Daito //> And If I find it... I'm gonna see things...
[04:47] <// J_Daito //> Things that even MY motherf[BLEEP]in dark general ass does NOT want to see
[04:48] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- sighs
[04:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well they won't be done "strategizing" for who knows how long
[04:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And I'm sure Chibi and Elli will want to play "Putting the Cart before the Horse" for a good while
[04:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So f[BLEEP] it I'm going to Mo's for a beer... the universe can take care of itself
[04:50] <// J_Daito //> Yeah Motoki owes me some damn money too
[04:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No he doesn't
[04:50] <// J_Daito //> He will once I pick his ass off the ground with one arm and *inform* him that he does
[04:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You keep doing that they'll shut him down
[04:51] <FireFly_9> I don't know any of these people, I don't know them...

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[09:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> As you can see, things were pretty messed last night...
[09:17] <// J_Daito //> Yes, and now that that Horse boy is back, I expect the downward trend to continue...
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!!!

Solarchos [e-mail] • 06/22/04 07:29pm

Ooo, I reread this in the context of the actual chat on Xanga, and somehow it seems so much better there. lol. But those chat's are insanely long to read. lol.

Moonstar [e-mail] • 06/21/04 06:16pm

If only I didn't have 8am curtain calls to make. *sigh*

That is some f[BLEEP]ked up s[BLEEP] right there. lol. But enjoyable all the same.

Moonstar [e-mail] • 06/21/04 11:49am

.....I have to call I mortician now. Or try to kill all of you & trying to save his ungrateful ass.

THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE TRY TO KILL HIM.

YingGirl [e-mail] • 06/21/04 10:14am

Oh. Dear. In the eternal works of Ten'ou Haruka, W.T.F..com? Must remedy this situation...

*is off to sharpen her sword*

S.Darkness [e-mail] • 06/21/04 08:39am



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