Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #613: “Ask the Suburban Sensh #13”
#613: “Ask the Suburban Sensh #13”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Because like that dude in Dirty Harry, we gots ta know =-'
[19:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Okay, we're all here for the final status conference to decide the order of the inter-house games that will start on Tuesday
[19:13] <=^catablanca^=> I thought the games would start on Monday?
[19:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> RAW is more important
[19:14] <=^catablanca^=> ...
[19:14] *** Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd.dsl.xadiumproductions.com] has joined #suburbansenshi

[19:14] *** spiritflame sets mode +o Dr_Xadium

[19:14] <spiritflame> Irasshai Dr_Xadium
[19:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yo, you're not part of the games
[19:14] <Dr_Xadium> Consider me a trans-temporal _consigliatore_ to the House Tomoe...
[19:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heh
[19:15] <// J_Daito //> Hah, just don't get in our way
[19:15] * Cést_la_V hands X-chan a gallon of Gatorade and some Sailor V Vitamin B and D drinks

[19:16] * Dr_Xadium gratefully accepts and begins to chug

[19:16] <FireFly_9> How... can you drink that... liquid sweat?
[19:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man it's probably some weirdass alien thing where to Time Lords it tastes good
[19:16] <Dr_Xadium> No it's horrible
[19:17] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> den WTF
[19:17] <Dr_Xadium> It's a question of necessity...
[19:17] <Cést_la_V> Ne, before we talk about the games, as long as we're all here, let's do "Aino Minako Presents: Ask the Suburban Senshi"!!
[19:18] <// J_Daito //> *I* have an idea. Why don't we do "Shitennou Jedite presents: Ask the Suburban Senshi"?
[19:18] <Cést_la_V> No, we won't be doing that...



[19:19] <// J_Daito //> keh
[19:19] <Cést_la_V> ♫ Hiiiii, Miiinna, and welcome all to a brand new edition of "Aino Minako presents: Ask the Suburban Senshi!!" ♫
[19:20] <// J_Daito //> We all KNOW who the host is already, ok?
[19:21] <Cést_la_V> Today, in a special "service-service" edition, we'll answer ALL the questions we've gotten so far, even though the rules usually only let us answer one!! Because we love you, the loyal readers of Suburban Senshi!!
[19:22] <// J_Daito //> Voyeuristic freaks
[19:23] * Cést_la_V clamps her hand over Jedite's mouth

[19:23] <Cést_la_V> Now, without any further ague, let's get started!!
[19:23] <Cést_la_V> First question, please!!



This is for all the SS - If you were given the chance to transfer into any other fandom, be it an anime, video game, movie,
what not, what would it be, and what would your purpose be?
-Adam



[19:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I would join the WWE
[19:24] <// J_Daito //> That's not a fandom, moron
[19:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Does it have fans?
[19:24] <// J_Daito //> ...
[19:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Then it's a fandom so STFU
[19:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I would join the WWE, and I would personally make it my mission to permanently CRIPPLE Triple H and Undertaker so the other guys could get proper facetime on TV.
[19:25] <// J_Daito //> Hmm, at least your method's don't suck. I'd join "Star Wars" and put an end to that green snotstain Yoda myself, for kicks. "Put my foot up your [BLEEP] I must! Hee hee!"
[19:27] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I'd facking jon dat shew sax in a shity if it war stal on, n den id B in at bcuz der'd be lots of sax
[19:28] <// J_Daito //> Not once they saw YOU there wouldn't
[19:28] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> stak it pu ur az geydite
[19:28] <GERMATOID> I WOULD JOIN THE LIVE ACTION SAILOR MOON BECAUSE THEN I COULD PLAY "TWISTER" WITH THE GALZ AND BERYL....HEHEH... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[19:30] <Cést_la_V> Hmm, where's Michiru-san, we need her for this too...
[19:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Off messing around with the Knight Rider, I'd expect...
[19:31] <Mdm_Maestro> I have been lurking here the whole time, idiot.
[19:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WTF?
[19:31] <Mdm_Maestro> If Xadium is their "consigliatore" then I can be yours.
[19:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What, so you can advise me on how hairy Hasselhoff's chest is?!
[19:31] <Mdm_Maestro> ...
[19:31] <Cést_la_V> Now you two, this isn't the time... Michiru-san, how would you answer the question??
[19:32] <Mdm_Maestro> I would join the cast of Star Trek: Enterprise, and redecorate their starship... it's SO bland and ugly...
[19:34] <Cést_la_V> Ano... we're missing Elios too...
[19:34] <// J_Daito //> Trust me, no one's missing him
[19:34] <Cést_la_V> Fine... Hotaru-chan?
[19:34] <FireFly_9> I would join the X-files.... the notion of seeking undiscovered truths about the world at large fascinates me.
[19:35] <// J_Daito //> You just like the "Cancer Man".
[19:35] <FireFly_9> Not so.
[19:35] <// J_Daito //> yes the thought of him makes you "smoke"
[19:35] <FireFly_9> No.
[19:35] <// J_Daito //> heheh
[19:35] <FireFly_9> No, I say...
[19:36] <=^catablanca^=> I would join the cast of "Sabrina the Teenage Witch" and hang out with that cool dude Salem...
[19:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> man Salem was a robot
[19:36] <=^catablanca^=> No way...
[19:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yup fraid so
[19:37] <=^catablanca^=> Oh great, what's next, are you going to tell me that THERE'S NO SANTA CLAUS TOO?!
[19:37] * =^catablanca^= weeps

[19:37] <Cést_la_V> Hmm I guess it's my turn...
[19:37] <Cést_la_V> I'd like to be in the "Batman" universe because my life was a lot like his... only not so tortured
[19:38] <Dr_Xadium> I'd have thought you would have preferred "American Idol"?
[19:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's not a fandom it's a pox on civilisation
[19:39] <Cést_la_V> And finally, rei.bot-san?
[19:39] <spiritflame> i would like red dwarf
[19:39] <spiritflame> kryten is very funny
[19:39] <spiritflame> i want to meet him
[19:39] <GERMATOID> KRYTEN WAS A MAN IN A MASK AND SUIT
[19:40] <spiritflame> usotski
[19:40] * spiritflame sheds a tear of pain

[19:40] <Cést_la_V> On that happy note, we move on to the next question, from someone who forgot to leave their handle!!


whats going on with Hotaru?!


[19:41] <FireFly_9> Eh? I'm perfectly fine. I do feel a bit giddy and happy right now, but I expect it's the upcoming games that has me this way... the idea of avenging myself on Haruka-poppa... heheh
[19:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[19:42] * Cést_la_V clamps her hands over Hotaru's ears

[19:42] <Cést_la_V> You see what it is is that in the sidechat thing we have on the site, someone made a "love-love" confession to Hotaru-chan and she couldn't handle it so her mind kind of froze. So Professor Tomoe-san solved the problem by cloning her and giving that clone away in her place, which solved the problem and freed her subconcious
[19:44] <GERMATOID> AND SHE'LL NEVER KNOW! MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[19:44] <Dr_Xadium> Yes, the side chat occasionally leaks continuity into this one, it's a nasty habit, must get it fixed...
[19:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Why? You find out the most *interesting* things going through those archives...
[19:45] <Dr_Xadium> Whatever do you mean.
[19:45] <Cést_la_V> ::ahem:: Ano, it's time to move on to the next question!!


This question is for Michi-san:
How do you come with the ideas for your paintings and music?
oh and Artemis, I've been asked by my cat, Freya, to tell you that she loves you and wish she could have your kittens.....
Sailor Q.



[19:46] * =^catablanca^= turns beet red

[19:46] <Cést_la_V> Ara, Artemis... someone *likes* you...
[19:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Like? *LIKE*? Offering to HAVE someone's KITTENS is a far way from LIKE, kiddo
[19:55] * =^catablanca^= steams with some kind of emotion

[19:59] * Cést_la_V slaps Artemis on the back

[20:00] * =^catablanca^= goes flying

[20:00] <Cést_la_V> Ara, Ara, isn't this scandalous?
[20:00] <Mdm_Maestro> Ignoring the idiot cat
[20:00] <Mdm_Maestro> Adam, my inspiration comes from the events in my daily life. For example, a tranquil sunrise may stem from a day when Haruka is NOT home. A blasted ruin of devastation may spring from a chance look into her room as I pass by it in the hall. It's all very mundane, actually...
[20:02] <=^catablanca^=> T-Tell Ms. Freya...
[20:02] <// J_Daito //> Speak up cat, we want to be sure LUNA can hear EVERY word...
[20:03] <=^catablanca^=> eep
[20:03] <=^catablanca^=> That... that I'm a happily married cat... s-sorry....
[20:03] * =^catablanca^= slinks away into a corner

[20:03] <Cést_la_V> Okay, it's time for the next question!!


Yup, Sub-Sen, me again...your least-favorite regular. I've got a couple of questions, actually. I know the rules call for only one question per person, but they're pretty short.
First, whatever happened to Usagi.Bot, the predicessor to Rei.Bot?
Secondly, I'd like to ask a favor of the Suburban Senshi themselves, ALL of them, and get their official, uncensored feedback on "Sporehunt" thus far.
Solarchos



[20:05] <Cést_la_V> What's this about being our least favorite?? We LOVE all our readers, Solarchos-san!!
[20:05] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- whispers "this is the dude who wants to perforate Nako-Nako"

[20:06] <Cést_la_V> ...
[20:06] <Cést_la_V> I think you're mean and cruel and I hate you!! AND SO DOES NAKO-CHAN!!!
[20:06] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dat hole stori iz a pak of fackilng LIEZ and ballsit!!!
[20:07] <spiritflame> i do not use sentences
[20:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That was a sentence
[20:07] *** spritflame has kicked --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- from #suburbansenshi (REASON:quiet )

[20:07] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi

[20:07] <spiritflame> Irasshai --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
[20:07] <spiritflame> i am much calmer
[20:07] <GERMATOID> I LIKE IT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[20:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude it's the [BLEEP], we'll MiST it when we're done IF you want... then you can get full on reactions...
[20:08] <FireFly_9> I... kind of had my eyes closed during most of the fanfic, so I am not really qualified to judge... but Elios did seem to be deserving of his "reward"...
[20:09] <// J_Daito //> heheheheeheh
[20:09] <Mdm_Maestro> I deny ever even having seen this "spore-hunt" thing you speak of. Hmph


[20:10] <Cést_la_V> Next set!!

1. Minako, why don't you get a job Baby-sitting? It pays good when you charge 5 bucks an hour to let two bratty kids do whatever the hell they want.
2. Spore (Chibi-Usa), if you're so smart then how come you can't even spell your "Best Friend's" name right? It's Hotaru not Horatru! Also, [BLEEP] YOU BITCH!
3. Horse-Face, why don't you go screw off? You're not needed and everyone thinks you're a bastard. I know this may sound mean, but, you're rapping is worse than my mom's singing and she's tone deaf! IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY!
4. Hotaru-chan, I have a question for you........ Have you ever thought of decapitating the Spore, I mean, Chibi-Idiot? The reason I'm asking this is because she needs to be summarily EXECUTED! And the Silence Glaive would be just perfect for doing that!
Kakyuu



[20:11] <Cést_la_V> I don't get along well with kids....
[20:11] <Dr_Xadium> She sinks to their level instantly
[20:11] * Cést_la_V smacks X-chan

[20:11] <Cést_la_V> I'm too mature for them... they can't understand someone like me...
[20:12] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hay fack u bich 2, horatru knowz wen da fick im tlaking 2 har, lok
[20:12] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Horatru-chun??
[20:12] <FireFly_9> Yes?
[20:13] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> si if si ansarz den wtf dafrence oes it mak
[20:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well Elios ain't here, but I think we all know he'd just respond with a middle finger or something, so...
[20:18] <// J_Daito //> Yes, really... moving on
[20:18] <Cést_la_V> *I* get to say that!! *I'm* the hostess!!
[20:18] <Cést_la_V> moving on...
[20:19] <// J_Daito //> ..|..
[20:20] * Cést_la_V frowns



This one is for Haruka and/or Michiru, and it's inspired by a Seinfeld episode that I happened to watch the other day. When the two of you dance, how do you decide which one gets to lead? Do you do rock/paper/scissors beforehand or what? Susan's response on the show was basically to just call George an idiot, but I think it's a legitimate question.
Your faithful reader,
Jack Flagg



[20:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I lead. That's the end of it.
[20:21] <Mdm_Maestro> It's true. If she didn't, my feet would be hamburger. ¬_¬;
[20:22] <=^catablanca^=> heh
[20:23] <Cést_la_V> And now some from our new chatbox!!


MetalMstrs asks: "What is the meaning of life?"
"Is Mistress 9 going to be appearing anytime soon, or will she have to continue to inhabit the body of this small child sitting at a computer?"



[20:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Rock n' Roll
[20:24] <// J_Daito //> Pain
[20:24] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> sax
[20:24] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
[20:24] <Mdm_Maestro> Order ruling over chaos
[20:24] <FireFly_9> A window into eternity.
[20:25] <=^catablanca^=> A chance to do good for others
[20:25] <Cést_la_V> A way to have fun!!
[20:25] <spiritflame> life is zen is life is zen
[20:46] <Cést_la_V> What about the other question...
[20:46] <GERMATOID> MISTRESS 9 WON'T EVER BE A PROBLME FOR *US* AGAIN... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
[20:47] <FireFly_9> Are you sure, papa?
[20:47] <GERMATOID> DEFINITELY!
[20:47] <FireFly_9> Blessed relief!
[20:48] * Cést_la_V clamps her hands over Hotaru-chan's ears again

[20:48] <Cést_la_V> You see, the clone of Hotaru that the Professor made has the part of Hotaru that can turn into Mistress 9!! So if you feed it after midnight...
[20:48] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[20:49] * Cést_la_V lets go of Hotaru-chan

[20:49] <FireFly_9> What's the big secret?
[20:49] <GERMATOID> NOTHING DEAR, NOTHING AT ALL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[20:50] <FireFly_9> ¬_¬;
[20:50] <Cést_la_V> And on a final note, we have some birthday wishes to extend!! "Haak" wants us to wish his girlfriend Euri, who just turned 17, a happy birthday!!
[20:53] * // J_Daito // knocks Aino aside

[20:53] <// J_Daito //> And *I* want to wish our loyal energy-slav... I mean "reader", Adam, a happy birthday as well! He turns 17 tomorrow!
[20:55] * Cést_la_V slams Jedite out of the way

[20:55] <Cést_la_V> So from all of us here at Suburban Senshi-- Omedetou Gozaimasu!!
[20:56] * // J_Daito // pushes Aino offstage

[20:56] <// J_Daito //> Oh look, a question she missed
[20:56] * Cést_la_V yells "because YOU HID IT!"

[20:56] <// J_Daito //> BTL asks:

Will there be more Suburbansenshi fics in the near future?


[20:57] <Dr_Xadium> I'll field that...
[20:57] <Dr_Xadium> The short answer is yes and no...
[20:57] <Dr_Xadium> This IRC chatblog system is the official continuation of Suburban Senshi after fic #20 and the pixel manga... I'm not saying there won't be any more short stories (for example if the Senshi'ichi Budokai were to start up again, or if I feel like it) but otherwise than that, I don't have it in me to do another straight series of fics right now. Perhaps later..
[20:59] <Cést_la_V> But we're all still right here for you, almost every day!!
[21:00] <Cést_la_V> And with that, we come to the end of another "Aino Minako presents: Ask the Suburban Senshi". Thanks for all your questions!! If you have a question, just send it to Aino Minako Presents: Ask the Suburban Senshi! PLEASE Remember to specify the handle you want us to refer to you as when we answer, Onegaishimasu? Since we get so many questions, please limit yourselves to one question per person per day! Arigatou!

[21:01] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- stretches

[21:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> damn that took long
[21:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Now, let's set the order of events for the games
[21:01] <FireFly_9> We have considered your proposal and find the final schedule acceptable. So the final order of the games is as follows:


1 Cow Pie Throwing
2 Iron Chef Match
3 LAN Deathmatch
4 Halftime Band Performance Skit (Audience Judged)
5 400 Meter Relay Race
6 WWE Tag match
7 Capture the Flag

[21:03] <// J_Daito //> The games begin this Tuesday, barring any incidents.
[21:03] <GERMATOID> AND REMEMBER, FOR HOUSE TEN'OU IT'S HARUKA-KUN, ME, ARTEMIS AND JEDITE VERSUS MY DAUGHTER HOTARU, AINO MINAKO-CHAN, REI.BOT AND CHIBIUSA-CHAN FOR THE RIGHT TO DECIDE HARUKA OR HOTARU'S FATE AS AN INDENTURED SERVANT! SO BE SURE TO TUNE IN TUESDAY, TUESDAY, TUESDAY!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THE SEAT, BUT ONLY NEED.... *THE EDGE!* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
*** Disconnected





 






For the performance skits, we should also incorporate elements of "American Idol" in that one of the judges be just like Colin, i.e. tell the losers exactly what they did wrong in the most blunt and honest fashion possible.

Solarchos [e-mail] • 06/20/04 03:30pm

Emm, they totaly forgot about the question about Usagi.bot

Moonstar [e-mail] • 06/20/04 05:01am

Xadium! Here's a tip on how we judge bands. There are Is IIs IIIs and so one and so forth.

I is the highest you can get. It means that that band or corp did it the best they could and there was no way they could have improved it. (My band has never gotten anything then straight Is)

II Means it was great, but could have been better on sometings.

III means there was alot to improve upon.

Usualy anyting below a III means you should have just stayed home. I've only seen 1 band ever get below a III. They got a IV.

Oh an one more thing. There are usualy three judges. Eacg judge gives a score and which ever number is the most doninate wins. Such as if a band got 2 Ia and a II, then they would get a I. But if a band got 1 I, 1 II, and 1 III, their over all score would be an II because the I and the III would balance out to be a II.]

If you have any questions you can always e-mail me.

*Moonstar is an Über bandie*

Moonstar [e-mail] • 06/20/04 04:45am

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I GOT JUST THE REACTION I WANTED! JUST THE REACTION!

Kakyuu [e-mail] • 06/19/04 09:06pm

Remember, folks, it's going to be "Halo-style Capture the Flag"! Prepare yourselves for rampant use of Covenant plasma grenades, rocket launchers, and all sorts of lethal surprises!

Solarchos [e-mail] • 06/19/04 08:33pm

[cackles]

MetalMstrs [e-mail] • 06/19/04 08:25pm



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