Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #604: “Pitch Black (Spoilers Abound)”
#604: “Pitch Black (Spoilers Abound)”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi2
*** Topic is '-= A night at the movies =-'
[21:21] * FireFly_9 looks at Elios

[21:21] <=^catablanca^=> Wow Mina, you tied him up good...
[21:21] <Cést_la_V> He actually broke out of the Love-Me chain once trying to grope me!!
[21:22] <FireFly_9> Truly, the power of his perversity knows no bounds...
[21:22] <spiritflame> what shall his fate be
[21:23] <Cést_la_V> Hmm, we can't have him changing into a Horse and escaping...
[21:23] * FireFly_9 frowns

[21:23] <FireFly_9> I'm not good at this hostage-taking thing...
[21:24] <Cést_la_V> He's not a hostage, we're just keeping him off the chessboard until the match is over...
[21:24] <=^catablanca^=> Hmm...
[21:24] <=^catablanca^=> Maybe he'll defect to our side? He seems to like all you girls well enough...
[21:24] <FireFly_9> It's what he'd like us _to do_ that scares me...
[21:25] <Cést_la_V> I won't work with him...
[21:25] * Cést_la_V tugs at the Golden Crystal

[21:25] <=^catablanca^=> Mina?!
[21:25] <FireFly_9> What are you doing?!
[21:25] <Cést_la_V> Remember that time Professor Tomoe decapitated Elios? Well ever since then I heard that this thing was pretty loose so--
[21:26] <=^catablanca^=> Whoa it just popped right out there
[21:26] <FireFly_9> That's... disgusting... there's a *hole* in his head...
[21:27] <=^catablanca^=> Mina, stop juggling the Golden Crystal
[21:28] * Cést_la_V pockets it

[21:28] <FireFly_9> That's going to be trouble...
[21:28] <Cést_la_V> ? Do you want it, Hotaru-chan?
[21:29] <FireFly_9> Not particularly, considering where it's been...
[21:29] * Cést_la_V frowns

[21:29] <Cést_la_V> Oh well, I am the Kinsei no Senshi, so a Golden Crystal is Apropost for me heheheheheeh
[21:29] <=^catablanca^=> "Apropos" and it's not...
[21:30] <FireFly_9> Won't Elios die without the crystal?
[21:30] <Cést_la_V> No, don't you remember this is like his third body...?
[21:30] <=^catablanca^=> Oh yes, you refer to what happened after the Budokai that no one has bothered to explain to anyone else
[21:30] <Cést_la_V> Yeah how he went from the "my little pony" body to taking over that rapper, "Street Master DJ 48 and one-half cent"
[21:32] * Dr_Xadium is back

[21:32] * Cést_la_V glomps X-chan

[21:32] <Cést_la_V> Ne, look what I have!!
[21:32] <Dr_Xadium> Isn't that the Golden Crystal?
[21:32] <Cést_la_V> Hai!
[21:32] * Dr_Xadium sees Elios on the floor, passed out

[21:33] <Dr_Xadium> Is he going to be all right?
[21:33] <spiritflame> all signs point to yes
[21:33] <Dr_Xadium> I got "Pitch Black"... they were backlogged on the 1.5 sequel... so what do you guys want to do?
[21:34] <Cést_la_V> Let's watch the movie and then see if we can't get 1.5, if not we'll watch them tomorrow?
[21:34] <=^catablanca^=> Sounds good
[21:34] <FireFly_9> Indeed, but what of Elios?
[21:35] <Cést_la_V> We'll send him to Siberia!!
[21:35] <Dr_Xadium> Are you joking, Mina?
[21:35] <Cést_la_V> No I have a friend in the police department who sends people there all the time LOL
[21:36] <Dr_Xadium> ...
[21:36] <Dr_Xadium> We aren't sending him to Siber...
[21:36] <=^catablanca^=> He just vanished!
[21:36] <Dr_Xadium> Mina you killed him!?
[21:36] * Cést_la_V waves her hands frantically

[21:37] <spiritflame> escaped into dreams
[21:37] <Dr_Xadium> Aino Minako, if that reprobate lech ends up in my dreams...
[21:37] * FireFly_9 shudders

[21:38] <Cést_la_V> Whose dreams,
[21:38] <spiritflame> the flames are silent
[21:38] <Cést_la_V> crap!!
[21:42] <Dr_Xadium> Hmm... well, shall we watch Pitch Black?
[21:42] * Cést_la_V goes for the popcorn

[21:42] <=^catablanca^=> I hope he doesn't get into MY dream...
[21:44] * Dr_Xadium pops the DVD into the player

[21:44] * Cést_la_V hops on the sofa

[21:44] * =^catablanca^= sits on the top of the sofa next to Hotaru

[21:44] * spiritflame sits near hotaru

[21:45] * FireFly_9 waits in anticipation

[21:45] * Dr_Xadium sits to Mina and goes for some popcorn

[21:46] * Cést_la_V defends her popcorn

[21:46] * =^catablanca^= mounts a sneak attack on the bag

[21:47] * FireFly_9 quietly eats of the Popcorn as they brawl

[21:47] <Cést_la_V> Hotaru-chan!!
[21:47] <Dr_Xadium> LOL
[21:47] <Cést_la_V> hehheheh.. here
[21:48] * Cést_la_V shares out the popcorn

[21:48] <=^catablanca^=> Ok, hit play
[22:12] * Dr_Xadium hits play

[22:13] <Cést_la_V> You ever notice how the light shooting out of the Universal Logo looks like all the souls getting ripped out in End of Eva?
[22:14] <=^catablanca^=> Hmm, she's got something there
[22:14] <Dr_Xadium> LOL it's their secret plot...
[22:19] <=^catablanca^=> Whoa he got taken OUT by those... bolts?
[22:19] <Dr_Xadium> I do believe they're micro-meteorites...
[22:24] <=^catablanca^=> DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
[22:24] <spiritflame> a nasty crash that
[22:28] <Cést_la_V> HO! Vin Diesel-sama!!
[22:28] * FireFly_9 sighs

[22:31] <spiritflame> " State representative Tim Moore wanted to show how careful the legislative process was in [Texas]. He sponsored a bill praising Albert Salvo, a man whose "unconventional techniques involving population control and applied psychology" had already been noted by the state of Massachusetts."
[22:31] <spiritflame> "The Texas politicians, never wanting to be outdone by any state, unanimously passed a resolution praising Albert Salvo. Salvo is better known as The Boston Strangler."
[22:31] <spiritflame> in 2000 this was done
[22:31] <Dr_Xadium>, why are you saying this now?
[22:31] <spiritflame> surfing the internet i
[22:32] <Cést_la_V> Aren't you watching the movie??
[22:32] <spiritflame> multitasking heh
[22:35] <=^catablanca^=> Whoa it's that lady from Farscape...
[22:37] * Dr_Xadium winces

[22:37] <Dr_Xadium> did he just dislocate...
[22:37] <Cést_la_V> Vin Diesel-sama can do anything!!
[22:38] <Dr_Xadium> I'll have you know he stole that trick from Houdini...
[22:38] <Cést_la_V> Ara... is X-chan jealous??
[22:38] * Dr_Xadium frowns

[22:38] <Dr_Xadium> Certainly not!
[22:43] <=^catablanca^=> LOL "What happens if Mr. Riddick spots us first?"
[22:43] <Dr_Xadium> heh
[22:47] <FireFly_9> You know, if I am wandering around unfamiliar terrain, and I come across a graveyard filled with massive skeletons... I would tend to avoid it...
[22:48] <=^catablanca^=> That's why you'll never have a career in horror films
[22:49] <Cést_la_V> Eww, he stole her hair....
[22:49] * Dr_Xadium changes topic to "Vin Diesel: He'll steal your hair"

[22:50] <=^catablanca^=> LOL
[22:51] <=^catablanca^=> Well I mean he's bald so it's not that hard ot figure out
[22:51] <Dr_Xadium> Yes, so now with that lock he can become Alfalfa, Rascal Lord of the Desert...
[22:57] <=^catablanca^=> riddick stalks the halls...
[22:57] * Dr_Xadium looks at Minako askance

[22:57] <Cést_la_V> What??
[22:57] <Dr_Xadium> You're not doing the usual "Oh! It's SO SCARY, please PROTECT ME" overdone acting thing you usually do during horror movies...
[22:58] <=^catablanca^=> Not that we pay attention to it anymore
[22:58] <FireFly_9> Or ever, since she only ever does it to Xadium
[22:58] <=^catablanca^=> She tried it on Yaten and Taiki too, they ignored her
[22:59] <Cést_la_V> I don't need protection!! I *want* Vin Diesel-sama to find me!!
[22:59] <=^catablanca^=> ...
[22:59] <=^catablanca^=> He's playing a mass murderer, you know...
[22:59] <Cést_la_V> *Slay* me, Vin Diesel-sama!!
[23:00] * Dr_Xadium groans

[23:00] <Cést_la_V> Moh! It's not him!!
[23:00] <Dr_Xadium> Heh
[23:01] * =^catablanca^= recoils

[23:01] <=^catablanca^=> Damn that was cold, they killed him
[23:01] <=^catablanca^=> hahahaha Riddick is Chilling out in plain sight
[23:02] <Cést_la_V> Isn't he coool?!
[23:04] <Dr_Xadium> Ugh
[23:04] <Cést_la_V> X-chan... you know I'm just joking around, right?
[23:04] <Dr_Xadium> It's not that... it's the movie... I HATE movies where people get framed.... now everyone's going to think HE killed that fellow...
[23:08] <=^catablanca^=> "WHERE THE HELL CAN I GET EYES LIKE THAT?!"
[23:09] <Cést_la_V> "You gotta kill a few people..."
[23:10] <=^catablanca^=> "OK! I CAN DO IT!"
[23:10] * =^catablanca^= ROFL

[23:12] <Cést_la_V> Tentacles??
[23:12] <=^catablanca^=> This better not turn into Urotskidoji...
[23:12] <Cést_la_V> And how would Artemis know about that?!
[23:13] <=^catablanca^=> How would you?!
[23:13] <FireFly_9> Can we please not speak of Urotskidoji...
[23:16] <spiritflame> "finally found something worse than me, huh?"
[23:16] <=^catablanca^=> ehehe
[23:27] <Cést_la_V> EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
[23:27] <=^catablanca^=> That corpse is NASTY...
[23:27] * FireFly_9 has seen worse

[23:27] <Cést_la_V> Oh?
[23:28] <FireFly_9> My father is a genetic scientist... trust me.
[23:30] * Cést_la_V screams

[23:30] * FireFly_9 fumbles around in the dark confusion

[23:30] <Dr_Xadium> Minako-chan?
[23:31] <=^catablanca^=> That's my face
[23:31] <Cést_la_V> WHAT'S GOING ON!?!?!
[23:31] <FireFly_9> Why has the power gone out?
[23:31] <spiritflame> "You're not afraid of the dark, are you"?
[23:32] * spiritflame smirks

[23:32] * spiritflame restores the light

[23:32] <spiritflame> ...
[23:32] <Cést_la_V> X-Chan... is heavy...
[23:32] <=^catablanca^=> You're both... too heavy...
[23:33] <FireFly_9> I see has a sense of humour...
[23:33] <Cést_la_V> But she didn't move, how did she shut off the lights??
[23:33] <spiritflame> i hacked power grid
[23:38] <Dr_Xadium> heh
[23:53] <=^catablanca^=> hey can you pause I need some ice cream
[23:53] <FireFly_9> I'd like some too...
[23:53] <Cést_la_V> I thought Hotaru-chan didn't like milk??
[23:53] <FireFly_9> Ice Cream is not Milk.
[23:53] * Dr_Xadium pauses it

[23:58] * =^catablanca^= laps up some ice cream

[23:59] <FireFly_9> That's so cute :)
[23:59] * =^catablanca^= blushes

[23:59] <Cést_la_V> Artemis? Cute? HAHAHAHAHAHA!
[23:59] <=^catablanca^=> :P
[23:59] * Dr_Xadium unpauses

[00:29] <=^catablanca^=> oh. my. god.
[00:29] <Dr_Xadium> "Did not know who he was [BLEEP]ing with..."
[00:30] <Cést_la_V> Ahh Vin Diesel-sama...
[00:30] <FireFly_9> That is impressive... in a macabre fashion...
[00:34] <Cést_la_V> He... left them behind...??
[00:34] <Dr_Xadium> I don't know about that, I think he reasons he'd have a better shot getting the cells to the ship on his own without them holding him back... then he could conceivably come back for them...
[00:35] <spiritflame> more naive than usagi
[00:36] <FireFly_9> thinks Usagi-chan is naive?
[00:36] <spiritflame> yes
[00:37] <Cést_la_V> eww the bugs
[00:37] <Dr_Xadium> Bioluminescence...
[00:38] <=^catablanca^=> Like Fireflies, Hotaru
[00:38] <FireFly_9> Yes...
[00:38] <=^catablanca^=> Get it? Like fireflies, "Hotaru" ahahahaha
[00:39] <FireFly_9> <-- points to her handle
[00:39] <Cést_la_V> lol
[00:44] <FireFly_9> "THERE is my God, Mr. Riddick."
[00:44] <Dr_Xadium> eheheheh
[00:49] <=^catablanca^=> That's... just wrong...
[00:49] <Cést_la_V> cold
[00:50] <Dr_Xadium> hehehehehe I know what he's thinking...
[00:50] * =^catablanca^= too

[00:52] <FireFly_9> heh
[00:52] <FireFly_9> A not entirely ineffective motion picture.
[00:53] <Cést_la_V> LOL Hotaru-chan was scared for a minute back there
[00:53] <FireFly_9> I was not.
[00:53] <Cést_la_V> Your knuckles were pale ^_^
[00:54] <FireFly_9> My knuckles are *always* pale.
[00:54] <=^catablanca^=> hehehe
[00:54] <Dr_Xadium> And Artemis turned white with fear...
[00:54] <Cést_la_V> Not funny
[00:54] <FireFly_9> Not at all.
[00:55] <Dr_Xadium> :P
[00:55] <FireFly_9> So tomorrow we'll see 1.5?
[00:55] <Dr_Xadium> Hopefully so, yes.
[00:56] * Cést_la_V hopes Elios is not in her dreams

[00:57] <Dr_Xadium> Indeed...
[00:57] * Cést_la_V hopes Vin Diesel-sama is

[00:57] <Dr_Xadium> :P
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