#603: “Preventative Measures”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi2
*** Topic is '-= Summer fun is begun =-'
[17:16] * Dr_Xadium looks at the channel title

[17:16] <Dr_Xadium> #suburbansenshi2?
[17:17] <=^catablanca^=> Yeah, so Haruka-tachi won't know what we're planning
[17:17] <Dr_Xadium> heheheh
[17:17] <Dr_Xadium> Hey you wanna go see "Chronicles of Riddick" with me, Arty?
[17:17] <=^catablanca^=> You haven't seen it yet?
[17:17] <Dr_Xadium> No, Mina dragged me off to that... other... flick.
[17:18] <=^catablanca^=> LOL she'd been trying to get rid of those tickets for ages
[17:18] <=^catablanca^=> You saw "Pitch Black", right?
[17:18] <Dr_Xadium> No...
[17:18] <=^catablanca^=> Then you need to see that first, it's a prequel to "Riddick"
[17:19] <Dr_Xadium> Oh... hmm, I suppose we can rent it tonight.
[17:19] * FireFly_9 sighs

[17:20] <Dr_Xadium> Hotaru?
[17:20] <FireFly_9> They still haven't told me what events they are planning...
[17:20] <=^catablanca^=> Don't worry, Hotaru... after all, you're the most powerful Sailor Senshi before Eternal Sailor Moon...
[17:21] <FireFly_9> Firstly, I doubt this will escalate into a battle... I just don't do well with athletics...
[17:21] <Dr_Xadium> Nor do I...
[17:21] <=^catablanca^=> No?
[17:21] <Dr_Xadium> Time Lords generally consider "running" to be undignified... I'm not that bad, but I'm no athlete...
[17:22] <FireFly_9> And... I haven't wanted to mention this... but my Silence Glaive is damaged.
[17:22] <=^catablanca^=> WHAA?
[17:22] <=^catablanca^=> Is that even possible?!
[17:22] * FireFly_9 sighs

[17:23] <FireFly_9> We're outnumbered... even if they keep this in a strictly team vs. team formation... they still have the numerical advantage...
[17:24] <Dr_Xadium> Hmm.... you, Artemis, Mina, rei.bot and myself versus Haruka, Jedite, Chibiusa, Souichi, Michiru and Elios... they only outnumber us by one...
[17:25] <FireFly_9> Yes, but the thing is, Elios and Chibiusa both possess items of incredible power, the Golden Crystal and the Mirai no Ginzushou respectively...
[17:27] <Dr_Xadium> Yes, but if you recall, Chibiusa shattered the Mirai Ginzushou into a thousand pieces around the time she was dating Kim-Jong Il...
[17:28] <FireFly_9> Hmm.. but the Golden Crystal could be a problem...
[17:28] <Cést_la_V> Leave it to me!!
[17:28] <Dr_Xadium> Mina?
[17:29] <Cést_la_V> I've got a cunning plan!!
[17:29] * Dr_Xadium looks at Artemis

[17:29] * =^catablanca^= looks at Doc X

[17:30] * Cést_la_V hugs them both

[17:30] <Cést_la_V> C'mon you guys!! Trust me...
[17:30] <Cést_la_V> keh keh ke keh keh....
[17:30] <FireFly_9> That sounds rather sinister...
[17:31] * Cést_la_V fishes around in her pockets

[17:31] <Cést_la_V> Where'd I put it...
[17:31] <Cést_la_V> Where is it...
[17:31] <Dr_Xadium> What are you looking for?
[17:31] <Cést_la_V> GOT IT!
[17:32] * Cést_la_V holds up her crescent moon compact

[17:32] <=^catablanca^=> Whoa, you still have it?
[17:32] <Cést_la_V> I'd never throw away something my buddy Artemis gave me
[17:33] <=^catablanca^=> Mina...
[17:33] <Cést_la_V> And now, the "Coup D'etat!"
[17:33] <Dr_Xadium> "Coup D'Grace"?
[17:33] <Cést_la_V> That too!!
[17:33] <Cést_la_V> "Crescent Moon Power... Transform!!"
[17:34] <FireFly_9> ?
[17:34] <=^catablanca^=> This is seriously old-school...
[17:34] <Cést_la_V> "Turn me into..."
[17:34] <Dr_Xadium> Oh Rassilon help us...
[17:34] <FireFly_9> A... A... Ano...
[17:35] <=^catablanca^=> That's just wrong...
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*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Para-Para: Psycho or Insane? =-'
[17:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> heheh we gotta figure out the perfect events to kick their butts
[17:36] <// J_Daito //> Hmm. how about tug-of-war over a pit of spikes
[17:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm not trying to KILL them
[17:37] <GERMATOID> LOL YOU'RE JUST AFRAID THAT HOTARU WILL WIN AND MAKE YOU HER SLAVE
[17:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What is it with your family and wanting to dominate people
[17:37] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror weres elioz he suld be planning wit us
[17:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Aiming his telescope at the apartment complex next door
[17:37] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ... mater faxker
[17:37] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. goez 2 her rom

[17:38] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Pleez Pegassus... Protekt Every1's Dreems... Twinkel Yall!!1
[17:38] <// J_Daito //> LOL did that bell just say "Command not Understood? Please Restate Request?"
[17:38] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak u geydite
[17:38] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> p l e a s e p e g a s u s . . . p r o t e c t e v e r y o n e ' s d r e a m s ! T w i n k l e Y e l l !
[17:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL
[17:38] *** H3LLi05 [beastmastah@stable.abattoir.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi

[17:38] <spiritflame> Irasshai H3LLi05
[17:38] <H3LLI05> Hey Hotaru.. you can dominate me any day / we can do it every way...
[17:38] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'.
smax elioz
[17:39] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> GAT OFF DA DAM CELLPHON!! what da fack, U r always looking at Hotaru-chan instead of mi1!
[17:39] <H3LLI05> Yo babe, yo looking hotta den both suns / u ready for some saucy fun?
[17:40] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshshshshshsh
[17:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heh with Chibi on our side it'll be so easy to win a piggyback race
[17:40] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror dats so true, becauz u r a pig, so a piggybak race wuld B second natur!!1
[17:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The hell did you say?
[17:41] <// J_Daito //> LMAO
[17:41] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hay Elioz, wanna B mai luvr?
[17:42] <// J_Daito //> DAMMIT you're gonna make me go BLIND
[17:42] * GERMATOID GRABS THE POPCORN

[17:42] <H3LLI05> anytime babe, you're hypaa, let's cybaa
[17:42] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. reaches into her dress

[17:43] <H3LLI05> You're making me sweat, my pet
[17:43] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. grabs

[17:43] * // J_Daito // pukes

[17:43] <H3LLI05> Grabs what, yo?
[17:43] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. grabs her henshin stick

[17:44] <H3LLI05> Hohoho I always knew you senshi used it "that" way
[17:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> NO WE DON'T
[17:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And wait, did Chibi even have...
[17:45] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Moon Power, TRANSFORM!!
[17:45] <// J_Daito //> That light....
[17:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WTF I can't see
[17:45] * GERMATOID ADJUSTS THE POLARITY OF HIS GLASSES

[17:45] <GERMATOID> NO WAY
[17:46] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. is now known as Cést_la_V

[17:46] <Cést_la_V> Enemy of Women, your foul innuendo is a shame to your species!! Even now Secretariat and Mr. Ed are crying in their graves!!
[17:47] <Cést_la_V> The Belmont Stakes and the ASPCA might allow it, but I won't!!
[17:47] <Cést_la_V> The Soldier of Justice, the Sailor Suited Beautiful Soldier!
[17:48] * // J_Daito // yawns and steals some of Souichi's popcorn

[17:48] <Cést_la_V> Code Name: Sailor V!
[17:48] <Cést_la_V> I am Sailor Venus!!
[17:49] <H3LLI05> ya put on quite a show when ya was henshining ya know
[17:49] <GERMATOID> I GOT PICS
[17:49] <GERMATOID> I GOT PICS
[17:49] *** Dr_Xadium has kicked GERMATOID from #suburbansenshi (REASON: Burn them or die)

[17:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So Chibi-usa was...
[17:50] <H3LLI05> Yeah she was plannnin ta get into my stable / the only way she'd be able
[17:50] <Cést_la_V> VENUS LOVE-ME CHAIN!!
[17:50] <// J_Daito //> Damn you want him BAD
[17:51] <Cést_la_V> Don't make saucy implications!!
[17:58] * H3LLi05 struggles in the chains

[17:59] <Cést_la_V> Heh! Now you're all ours!!
[17:59] <H3LLI05> Oh I gets it, you wants ta take me home for a three way / wit me dats A-OK
[18:00] * Cést_la_V scowls

[18:00] *** Cést_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (See me now, hear me later!!!)

[18:00] *** H3LLi05 [beastmastah@stable.abattoir.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (ph33r Da Horse wit da Force, Baybee!)

[18:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WTF.COM
[18:00] <// J_Daito //> She stole pegasus
[18:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> heh not bad
[18:02] <// J_Daito //> I guess Tomoe is serious about this [BLEEP]
[18:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> heh... so am I, man
[18:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> so am I
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