Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #601: “Chill before the Storm - A chat in 3 Acts”
#601: “Chill before the Storm - A chat in 3 Acts”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Earlier today at Kaioh House =-'
[16:55] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- stretches and yawns

[16:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Mm... summer's finally here...
[16:56] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- grabs a beer and gets ready to watch an NWA-TNA Pay-Per-View

[16:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WTF
[16:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yo, is anybody from the basement online?
[16:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WTF's all that noise I'm hearin' down there?
[16:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The hell? We don't have rats
[16:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Why?!
[16:59] <// J_Daito //> Because I'm bored, that's why...
[16:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Aren't you still trying to take over the world by dressing up in a Kerry Suit?
[16:59] <// J_Daito //> I have a youma handling that, I have a bad time "pressing the flesh"... I'd sooner suck the energy out of potential supporters rather than shake hands with them
[17:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man you can't be shooting up the basement
[17:00] <// J_Daito //> Look, Ten'ou... we're...
[17:00] * // J_Daito // spits out the word

[17:01] <// J_Daito //> friends... right... we've stood back to back in battle, kicked all manner of demonic [BLEEP] and had fun adventures
[17:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah
[17:01] <// J_Daito //> But I am a Dark General, I lust for battle and conquest
[17:02] <// J_Daito //> You can't tell me *you're* happy puttering around there in the lab instead of raining devastation upon the Earth

[17:04] * // J_Daito // sighs

[17:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, you need to enjoy the benefits of peace
[17:05] <// J_Daito //> I've been a combatant for most of my life, Ten'ou... peace is *annoying* to me
[17:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude
[17:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You're not evil anymore
[17:05] <// J_Daito //> THE HELL I'M NOT!
[17:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ok Go kill Hotaru-chan right now
[17:06] <// J_Daito //> What
[17:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You heard me, go whack her
[17:06] <// J_Daito //> This is some kind of test, right
[17:06] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- holds up her hand

[17:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Go on Jed, I won't stop you, and neither will Souichi... you've always wanted to revenge yourself on the Sailor Senshi, right?
[17:07] <// J_Daito //> Hmm let me go kill Aino, I owe her for putting me though the wall and lighting me on fire
[17:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I didn't say Neko-chan, I said *Hotaru-chan*
[17:08] <// J_Daito //> What you think I can't do it?
[17:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Go on
[17:08] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- points to the door

[17:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> She'll be going out for an afternoon walk right about now, you should be able to get the drop on her real easy
[17:09] <// J_Daito //> Fine, she's dead meat
[17:09] * // J_Daito // is away: killing time

[17:09] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- holds up her hand again

[17:10] <// J_Daito //> f[BLEEP]k
[17:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> See
[17:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> She's your friend... you can't kill her
[17:10] <// J_Daito //> Oh by Metallia, I've turned into *Nephlite*... will I be sucking up Chocolate Parfait next? OH WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME
[17:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No man it's ok...
[17:11] <// J_Daito //> How the HELL is it OK?! I DEFINE MY LIVE through the application of VIOLENCE
[17:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> If you saw Elios walking down the street, would you kill it?
[17:12] <// J_Daito //> yup
[17:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> If Chibiusa pissed you off enough, would you kill her
[17:12] <// J_Daito //> Hell yes
[17:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> If I got in your face would you try to kick my ass
[17:12] <// J_Daito //> "Try?"
[17:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> See? You may have become not totally *evil* anymore, but you are still a badass mofo with serious anger management issues
[17:13] <// J_Daito //> I'm actually quite calculated, thank you
[17:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well, hmm.. you're bored right... why not hit on some more?
[17:14] <// J_Daito //> Screw that, I'm tired of all this lovey-dovey nonsense... I want to get back to what I do best
[17:15] <// J_Daito //> Oh BIG Talk Mr. "Let me just launch another diamon seed into the air at random and cackle for no good reason while accomplishing ABSOLUTELY nothing"

[17:16] * // J_Daito // glares at Tomoe

[17:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Now now, children, let's play nice
[17:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> yeah?
[17:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> lmao

[17:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> oh crap
[17:17] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. sies

[17:18] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> mm helioz dat was sum god sit
[17:18] <H3LLI05> You know chibi-babe I been thinkin' / an' my rep is seriously stinkin'
[17:18] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> datz cuz UR alwayz hiting on every1 and bein a payne in da az
[17:19] <H3LLI05> but I'm a rude, crude gangsta thug dude
[17:19] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i kno datz y ur so hit
[17:19] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> bat wi dnt gat ane respack arund hear
[17:20] <H3LLI05> they just be jealous dat we got a whole season
[17:20] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. froens

[17:20] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> im tiared of poepel sitting on oar relashunshit... i wnt uz 2 B abel to lave in pace
[17:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> oowowowowowowow that HURTS ok I give up Prof!!
[17:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Sike!
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[17:22] <spiritflame> Irasshai Mdm_Maestro
[17:22] <Mdm_Maestro> Hello, everyone...
[17:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hey OW!!
[17:22] * Mdm_Maestro sighs

[17:23] <Mdm_Maestro> It's summer and the heat has come
[17:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> yeah, really
[17:23] <Mdm_Maestro> And what have we accomplished in the last year, anyway
[17:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Err, I chased you all over Europe, Jedite messed up Prof's cloning experiments, Elios tried to turn quasi good and Chibi still hasn' learned how to spell right
[17:24] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak u bich mai spaling is prefect
[17:24] <Mdm_Maestro> -sigh-
[17:24] <Mdm_Maestro> I miss Hotaru-chan...
[17:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh?
[17:25] <Mdm_Maestro> My happiest memories were of you, me, Setsuna, and Hotaru-chan living together as a family...
[17:25] <Mdm_Maestro> the way she would mock my cooking, paint over my paintings, accuse me of being an amoral murderess...
[17:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> heh those were fun times
[17:26] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wat da fick am , chipped laver?
[17:26] <Mdm_Maestro> No offense, Chibi-chan, but you're not the same...
[17:26] <Mdm_Maestro> Hotaru-chan's your best friend, don't you miss her at all?
[17:27] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> yah sumtimes it was alweyz fun to pass her off when id tlak abut pegasas
[17:27] <H3LLI05> heh I too miss that lass / i miss gazing at that saturnian as[BLEEP]
[17:28] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. smax pegasas

[17:28] <H3LLI05> sorry babe, you're da only one for me
[17:28] <Mdm_Maestro> I just...
[17:28] <Mdm_Maestro> it's summer, and we should be doing things together as a family...
[17:29] <// J_Daito //> Kaioh, we're sort of a dysfunctional family right here... Ten;ou's the "Dad" You're the "Mom", Souichi is like the crazy uncle, I'm the angry brother-in-law, and Elioz is the rebel teen
[17:30] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> and wat da fick am i bich
[17:30] <// J_Daito //> The red-headed stepchild
[17:30] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. launchaz a pank suger hart attak

[17:31] * // J_Daito // easily deflects it sideways with his arm

[17:31] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- takes it in the face

[17:31] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> whops sori harackra
[17:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> dammit the way you type my name makes it sound like someone's coughing to death
[17:32] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshshshshshshs
[17:32] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hay pplz Y dnt wi dew sumting fan dis sumar as a grope
[17:33] <H3LLI05> Summertime gropes are always fun my Chibi anti-nun
[17:33] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fackit dats not wat i meen
[17:33] <Mdm_Maestro> A fun group activity, eh?
[17:33] <// J_Daito //> You can follow what the runt says?
[17:34] <Mdm_Maestro> Easily... she types like Haruka does when she's drunk
[17:34] <// J_Daito //> This is true...
[17:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL I'm not THAT bad
[17:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hmm... I wonder what we could do...
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*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Earlier today at Aino^H^H^H^HTomoe House =-'
[17:37] <=^catablanca^=> Hotaru, your room is really dusty...
[17:37] <FireFly_9> It's the old books, they tend to decay...
[17:37] * =^catablanca^= sneezes

[17:37] * FireFly_9 giggles

[17:38] <=^catablanca^=> What?
[17:38] <FireFly_9> Sorry, that's just *cute*...
[17:38] <=^catablanca^=> What, the sneeze?
[17:38] <FireFly_9> yes! :
[17:38] * FireFly_9 pets Artemis

[17:38] <=^catablanca^=> Y'know, a long time ago when Mina and I were fighting this Mosquito-creature, I daydreamed about being taken care of by her friend Hikaru... she was gentle and quiet, not like the rambunctious Mina...
[17:39] <FireFly_9> really?
[17:39] * FireFly_9 lights up a mosquito candle

[17:40] <=^catablanca^=> It was kinda like this... so calm, so peaceful...
[17:41] <=^catablanca^=> So how's rei-bot settling in?
[17:41] <FireFly_9> I used to think I was a quiet, introverted person... but she makes me seem like a social butterfly.
[17:41] <=^catablanca^=> I haven't seen her leave her room since we moved the last of Mina's stuff out...
[17:42] <FireFly_9> It's very spartan in there now. She has no furniture except for a tea set, a small divider, a futon for sleeping, one low table and a small shrine where she cultivates a sacred flame...
[17:43] <FireFly_9> Minako's room, which had seemed so small and cramped, now seems large and spacious.
[17:43] <spiritflame> a simple decor
[17:43] <spiritflame> i prefer simplicity
[17:44] <spiritflame> the zen of design
[17:56] <FireFly_9> :)
[17:56] * =^catablanca^= stretches

[17:56] <=^catablanca^=> It's so... lazy and nice...
[17:56] <FireFly_9> Indeed... the long summer heat is upon us... these days are made for tranquil relaxation...
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*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= earlier today at the TARDIS =-'
[17:58] <Dr_Xadium> Look out for that stuffed animal!
[17:59] <Cést_la_V> Eeek!!
[17:59] * Dr_Xadium is buried in a pile of plushies

[17:59] <Dr_Xadium> I *told* you it would be a bad idea to try and stack them all on top of the arcade machines... the laws of physics bow to no Senshi...
[17:59] <Cést_la_V> Gomen heheheh
[17:59] * Cést_la_V leans back on the pile

[18:00] <Cést_la_V> spring is over...
[18:00] <Dr_Xadium> That it is...
[18:00] * Cést_la_V turns around

[18:00] <Cést_la_V> Ne...
[18:00] <Dr_Xadium> hmm...?
[18:01] <Cést_la_V> why do you put up with it
[18:01] <Dr_Xadium> with what
[18:01] <Cést_la_V> i know i've been nothing but trouble since i moved in... i broke a lot of your stuff and then there were those fires... and the explosions...
[18:01] <Dr_Xadium> tut. you were just trying to be helpful...
[18:02] <Cést_la_V> moh... what if they're right and I am just being a hyper-genki leech...
[18:02] <Dr_Xadium> ahh, that's nonsense... why all these thoughts all of a sudden...?
[18:03] * Dr_Xadium sits up a little

[18:03] <Cést_la_V> because... artemis chose to go with Hotaru-chan... he's *never* left my side before...
[18:03] * Cést_la_V sniffles

[18:03] <Cést_la_V> he's my best friend...
[18:03] * Dr_Xadium hugs Mina

[18:03] <Dr_Xadium> i'm sure it'll all work out...
[18:03] <Cést_la_V> hmmm...
[18:04] <Cést_la_V> you know artemis has a lot of pride too... he *hates* it if you call him a klutz...
[18:04] <Dr_Xadium> heh... i seem to recall a certain *someone* else also having this particular character trait....
[18:05] * Cést_la_V bats x-chan on the head with a domo-kun

[18:05] <Cést_la_V> but he's really trustworthy and loyal and fun... i never thought of him as a "pet" y'know...
[18:06] <Cést_la_V> he's like a brother to me...
[18:06] * Dr_Xadium nods

[18:06] <Dr_Xadium> at any rate... i'm sure once we talk this all though, it will work out...
[18:06] <Cést_la_V> hai
[18:08] <Cést_la_V> x-chan... i don't want to be as unreliable as Hotaru-chan says I am...
[18:08] <Dr_Xadium> ugh... i don't think she really means that, she just wants you to be a bit less lazy...
[18:08] <Cést_la_V> heh... so why do you put up with it, then...
[18:08] <Dr_Xadium> i don't "put up" with anything... get this straight... life with minako-chan is *never* boring... if you weren't as genki and cheerful as you are, I wouldn't like you as much... a little laziness is a fair trade, I think...
[18:08] <Cést_la_V> mmm... summertime... long stretches of sand...
[18:09] <Dr_Xadium> fresh watermelons... waves crashing on the beach...
[18:10] <Cést_la_V> the pounding surf...
[18:41] * Cést_la_V helps X-chan out of the pile

[18:41] * Cést_la_V stretches

[18:41] <Cést_la_V> This TARDIS is nice and everything, but we should go! The sun is shining, the birds are singing, it's summertime!!
[18:41] <Dr_Xadium> Eh?
[18:41] <Cést_la_V> It's summer!! We shouldn't be wasting our precious youth inside some soda machine!!
[18:42] <Dr_Xadium> The TARDIS only superficially resembles a vending machine, you know-- theoretically it can assume any form. The chamelionic disguise system was stolen... I was trying to fix it last night as you might recall... until someone asked me to redesign her living space...
[18:42] * Cést_la_V chuckles

[18:45] <Dr_Xadium> What's that noise?
[18:45] <Cést_la_V> Someone's knocking?
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*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= current state of affairs =-'
[18:45] * Dr_Xadium opens the TARDIS door

[18:46] <Cést_la_V> Everyone's in the kitchen?
[18:46] <=^catablanca^=> Hey guys... the air conditioner in the TARDIS fail or something?
[18:46] <Dr_Xadium> No...? What's up, Artemis?
[18:46] * FireFly_9 holds up a piece of paper

[18:46] <Cést_la_V> What's this, Hotaru-chan?
[18:47] <spiritflame> letter of challenge
[18:47] <Cést_la_V> "challenge letter?"
[18:49] * FireFly_9 reads

[18:49] <FireFly_9> "To commemorate the beginning of summer, the members of House Kaioh do hereby extend a challenge to the members of House Tomoe, to determine once and for all who is most worthy of running their own affairs..."
[18:50] <Dr_Xadium> I don't understand...
[18:50] <FireFly_9> They're challenging us to a high-school style summer athletic fair consisting of a series of yet-to-be named events...
[18:51] <=^catablanca^=> Didn't I see this on Azumanga Daioh one time?
[18:51] <Dr_Xadium> Several times
[18:52] <FireFly_9> Their team versus our team... the winning team gets...
[18:52] <Cést_la_V> Gets what, Hotaru-chan?
[18:52] <FireFly_9> Me.
[18:53] <=^catablanca^=> Didn't we have this fight once before?
[18:53] <FireFly_9> Yes, but that was for this house... this time... we're *all* going to compete against one another... and if we lose, I have to live with Haruka-poppa and Michiru-momma...
[18:54] <FireFly_9> And you guys would get Elios.
[18:55] <=^catablanca^=> god
[18:56] <Cést_la_V> YAY!!
[18:57] <FireFly_9> Minako-sempai?!
[18:57] <Dr_Xadium> Mina?
[18:57] * Cést_la_V narrows her eyes

[18:58] <Cést_la_V> We will DESTROY them in the spirit of summer fun and physical culture!!
[18:58] <FireFly_9> ...
[18:58] <Cést_la_V> I'm great at athletics, has SUPER strength and endurance, and
[18:59] <FireFly_9> And I'm relatively frail, our other teammate is a *cat*... no offence, Artemis...
[19:00] <=^catablanca^=> s'arite
[19:00] <Dr_Xadium> Not to mention they outnumber us.
[19:02] <Cést_la_V> That just means it will be an *interesting* summer!!
[19:03] <=^catablanca^=> You know what they say about "interesting" times...
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[19:03] <spiritflame> Irasshai --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
[19:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So, I see you punks got our letter
[19:03] <FireFly_9> Is this all really necessary?
[19:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heh, whassamatter, you not up for some good ol' fashioned fun and games?
[19:04] <FireFly_9> You know, if I lose, you get me... if I win, what do I get?
[19:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hmm... Chibi-chan?
[19:05] <FireFly_9> Try again.
[19:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh ahahaha I know
[19:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ok you can have Jed
[19:05] <FireFly_9> !
[19:05] * Cést_la_V giggles

[19:05] <FireFly_9> No.
[19:05] <FireFly_9> If I win, Haruka-poppa... I get *you*.
[19:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[19:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> uhh
[19:06] <FireFly_9> Those are my terms, take them or leave them.
[19:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[19:06] <FireFly_9> You have 30 seconds.
[19:06] <=^catablanca^=> Hotaru is being really strict today...
[19:06] <spiritflame> eyes glow with purpose
[19:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Fine, dammit, I'll put my money where my mouth is
[19:07] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- points to herself

[19:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Cuz like the part message says, I'm faster than lightspeed, baby
[19:08] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [] has left #suburbansenshi (Faster than Light Speed)

[19:08] <=^catablanca^=> Hotaru...
[19:08] <FireFly_9> heh
[19:08] <=^catablanca^=> You do realize that you've probably just made Haruka desperate...
[19:08] * FireFly_9 falters slightly

[19:09] <FireFly_9> And nothing is more dangerous than a desperate Haruka-poppa...
[19:09] * Cést_la_V puts her hand on Hotaru-chan's shoulder

[19:09] <Cést_la_V> Don't worry chief, we'll stab your back!!
[19:10] <FireFly_9> "get my back?"
[19:10] <=^catablanca^=> That *was* a malaprop, right?
[19:10] <Cést_la_V> Hai...
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[19:11] <spiritflame> Irasshai .'~SugaBB_2999~'.
[19:11] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> well gave u da lits of evants in a few daze
[19:11] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshs u biches are sew ded
[19:11] *** .'~SugaBB_2999~'. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has left #suburbansenshi (scoo U guyz im gong hm!!)

[19:12] <FireFly_9> ...
[19:12] <FireFly_9> They have the fastest Sailor Senshi, a magical boy who can turn into a flying horse, a Dark General, a Mad Scientist, the holder of the future Ginzushou, and Michiru-momma... not only are we outnumbered, we're overpowered...
[19:13] <spiritflame> where strength fails cunning prevails
[19:14] <FireFly_9> I hope you're right...
[19:14] <FireFly_9> I truly hope you're right...
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I agree.

Kakyuu [e-mail] • 06/15/04 01:11pm

Hotaru has some sort of plan, I bet she'll win Haruka, and use her as a personal slave or something like that. Threaten her, then end up giving Haruka back once she has asurted her athority as leader of the outer senshi.

S.Darkness [e-mail] • 06/15/04 06:39am

Uhh. . . If say Hotaru does win, she gets, Haruka. . . . Why would Hotary want Haruka??? And if Haruka lives with Hotaru, wouldn't Michiru have to make calls over there for Haruka, or vic versa?

My wites tell me this is a bad trade. . . Maybe Hotaru would have been happier with a car?

And didn't Hotaru move in with Minako because she couldn't stand living with Haruka?

Moonstar [e-mail] • 06/14/04 09:53pm

Good plan, but what about those of us who have done nothing but be nice to you?

Kakyuu [e-mail] • 06/14/04 09:02pm

I'm placing full support on Hotaru. We love you, Hotaru!

Solarchos [e-mail] • 06/14/04 08:16pm

*sighs* Don't they get it? If it comes down to a senshi battle, Hotaru will just kick everyones ass. *points to Season Three: Suburban Senshi - Budokai* Hotaru knows the Kamehameha from that time, and can take out almost anyone with her glaive, not much of a fight if you ask me.

*reads a manga as she types* Now, then there's Minako. Ever seen her play sports? And Artemis can go human if needed. Then there's, who could beat her? X-san can go perfectly well with sports I'm sure.

S.Darkness [e-mail] • 06/14/04 07:28pm

*rubs off the area she got from the "connection" with Elios* I am dgoing to slowly kill and murder that ungrateful pink hair bitch...

Anyways, if worse comes to worse...I can just let Seph nuke everyone and the Phoenix to revive them, thus erasing their memories once they're revived.

YingGirl [e-mail] • 06/14/04 06:48pm