Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #592: “Ruminatory”
#592: “Ruminatory”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Why not =-'
[22:59] * // J_Daito // sighs

[22:59] <// J_Daito //> we've been here for a long time, haven't we
[23:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What's the matter, bored with us already
[23:00] <// J_Daito //> no, but really, I guess I'm feeling all angsty like the Senshi of Depression
[23:00] <FireFly_9> Are you making some kind of snide reference to me, Jedite?
[23:01] <// J_Daito //> I used to dream of crushing planets and holding whole civilizations in thrall, now it's like I just sit here and watch Ten'ou get drunk
[23:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm HOT like a Jalepeño! Whooo!
[23:02] <// J_Daito //> see
[23:02] <Cést_la_V> Don't feel too bad, I used to fight crime, right wrongs and triumph over evil, but now I get to sit here and watch Artemis get drunk _with_ Haruka-san...
[23:03] <=^catablanca^=> imn not drubk it's the catopn
[23:03] <Cést_la_V> see?
[23:03] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror he spalz werse den mi!1 shshshshshs
[23:03] <=^catablanca^=> evaen at my drunkest i spell better than you
[23:04] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak u ur gona b mai far coat 1 dey
[23:04] <Cést_la_V> You better not hurt Artemis!!
[23:04] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> quite, hez ole saf bcuz hi is da fater of dyana whoz mai cet sew hi knoz i cnt dew sit 2 ham
[23:05] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa, is it me, or are you getting worse...
[23:05] <// J_Daito //> hey people I have an idea
[23:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I do too but it involves me and neko-chan and some jalapeño suits
[23:06] <Cést_la_V> ack
[23:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> just [BLEEP]ing wih ya
[23:06] <Cést_la_V> I hope not!!
[23:07] <Cést_la_V> I mean I hope so!!
[23:07] <Cést_la_V> I mean, moh! Haruka-san is so annoying!!
[23:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hahahahahah you're so fun to get agitated
[23:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> kind alike michi, whereever the heck she is
[23:07] <Cést_la_V> ... She doesn't write you?
[23:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL she might have snet me email but I tried to punch the monkey on this one wrestling site and now my computer is all messed up , I get popunder ads all the time showing me chicks in bikinis and offering to let me download their wallpaper
[23:08] <GERMATOID> I'M SURE I COULD FIX YOUR COMPTUER FOR YOU, HARUKA-KUN
[23:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> fix? WTF?
[23:09] <GERMATOID> YOU SAID YOU WERE GETTING POPUPS OF WOMEN IN BIKINIS...
[23:09] <GERMATOID> OHH
[23:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> riiight
[23:09] <FireFly_9> unbelievable...
[23:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> but it does screw up the email thing
[23:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I figure she'll come home whenever
[23:10] <Cést_la_V> Are things really that strained between the two fo you?
[23:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> strained?
[23:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hahahaha
[23:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> you guys are so clueless
[23:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> this is how we are
[23:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> it's like a pressure release
[23:10] <Cést_la_V> ?
[23:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> We give each other space, and then when she comes back, like the Bard said, "Absence makes the heart grow fonder"...
[23:11] <Cést_la_V> I thought it was "absence is when the heart goes yonder"??
[23:11] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- cries

[23:11] <// J_Daito //> LMAO you liar, you have no arrangement, she ran out on you
[23:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> STFU
[23:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> STFU man
[23:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I miss her
[23:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I miss her so bad
[23:12] <=^catablanca^=> haruka's wearing ehr heart on her sleeve?
[23:12] <// J_Daito //> It's the liquor
[23:12] <=^catablanca^=> Hey, Haruka, I know girl, i mena i feel the dame way about luna... i miss her... the way she yells at me, hurls the food dish at me, dumps water all over me and rakes my face with her claws
[23:13] <// J_Daito //> Hey I don't need to hear about your sick mating rituals ok
[23:13] * =^catablanca^= cries

[23:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> God, I'd do anything if she was here... I really wanna see her agan
[23:14] *** Mdm_Maestro [SeaGoddess@art1.perfectco.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi

[23:14] <spiritflame> Irasshai Mdm_Maestro
[23:14] <Mdm_Maestro> Greetings, Motley Fools. I have returned from the Wasteland of the Occident. As is customary, I have brought you all small tokens of my esteem... subway tokens. Don't spend them all in one place.
[23:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL the Ice Queen returneth
[23:15] <GERMATOID> WHOA
[23:15] <FireFly_9> That was a fast turnaround...
[23:16] <Mdm_Maestro> Hello, the jester to my majestic regality..
[23:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So I guess you were living it up out there with all those famous 80's celebs huh
[23:17] <Mdm_Maestro> That's right, I had all kinds of experiences
[23:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[23:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I don't care...
[23:17] <Mdm_Maestro> hahaha I think to amuse myself I shall regale you with all of them until you are reduced to a quivering mass of grief
[23:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You can't hurt me, my heart of glass has already been broken!
[23:18] <FireFly_9> yare yare...
[23:18] <Mdm_Maestro> hah! Big words from a small woman
[23:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Do your worst!
[23:18] <Mdm_Maestro> I *intend* to.
[23:18] *** Mdm_Maestro [SeaGoddess@art1.perfectco.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (to my room if you dare.)

[23:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HOLY [BLEEP]
[23:19] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- breaks out the Cialis

[23:19] <// J_Daito //> What did I tell you, Ten'ou?
[23:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh yeah
[23:19] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Faster than Light Speed)

[23:19] <Cést_la_V> What was that??
[23:19] <FireFly_9> Courtship.
[23:19] <Cést_la_V> ...
[23:20] <=^catablanca^=> That's messed up
[23:20] <FireFly_9> They pretend to fight so *I* won't guess as to what's going on...
[23:20] * // J_Daito // pats Hotaru on the head

[23:20] <// J_Daito //> When you're older
[23:20] <FireFly_9> Don't be condascending!
[23:21] <GERMATOID> HMM
[23:21] <GERMATOID> SO ANY FUNNY STORIES TO SHARE
[23:23] <Cést_la_V> I can tell you why Chibiusa-chan is the way she is
[23:23] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak u bick lik u wuld kno sit about mi
[23:23] <Cést_la_V> I was in the future when you were BORN, remember?!
[23:23] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> how da fack culd i remamber dat, I wuz barley aliv!!!1
[23:24] <=^catablanca^=> Oh mina, not that story?
[23:24] <Cést_la_V> hai
[23:24] <Cést_la_V> I used to babysit for Chibi-chan because she couldn't tell the difference between me and Usagi
[23:24] <// J_Daito //> That explains IT ALL
[23:24] * Cést_la_V smacks Jedite

[23:24] <Cést_la_V> That's not why!!
[23:24] <// J_Daito //> sure sure
[23:25] <Cést_la_V> So anyway, Usagi-chan was busy being head of state, I was out late being her doublegangster, and I get back to the palace at 4 AM to check on Chibi-chan
[23:25] <=^catablanca^=> heh
[23:25] <GERMATOID> AND?
[23:25] <Cést_la_V> So I come in, and Endymion is asleep on the couch
[23:26] <FireFly_9> I'm amazed she let you stay in the same oom with him, knowing her infamous jealousy streak...
[23:26] <Cést_la_V> She had him locked up tight
[23:26] <GERMATOID> YOU MEAN...
[23:26] <Cést_la_V> Hai... a chastening belt
[23:27] <FireFly_9> "Chastity".
[23:27] <Cést_la_V> No, "Chastening"... it was set up so if he tried to remove it it would "chasten" him... into a eunich
[23:27] <GERMATOID> OUCH
[23:27] <// J_Daito //> Damn, and they said BERYL was evil
[23:28] <Cést_la_V> So anyway. I come in and as I'm rmeoving my shoes I see the TV... and Chibi-chan, who is about 3 (and should have been asleep) pops her head up
[23:28] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> o fack i tink i remamber dis
[23:28] <Cést_la_V> She says "what's daddy watching"
[23:28] <// J_Daito //> And?
[23:29] <Cést_la_V> It wasn't suitable for three year olds or THIRTEEN year olds...
[23:29] <GERMATOID> OOH
[23:29] <Cést_la_V> later endymion tried to say he had rolled over on the remote and changed the channel, but it was such a sad lie, he was crying as he said it
[23:30] <// J_Daito //> HAHAHAH that's rich... one day I need to go to the future and beat him up for fun
[23:30] <=^catablanca^=> Nothing you could do to him... would harm him now...
[23:30] <// J_Daito //> No?
[23:31] <=^catablanca^=> he's... even less of a man than he was before...
[23:31] <Cést_la_V> Every day he asked me to kill him
[23:31] <// J_Daito //> So now he begs for death!?
[23:31] <=^catablanca^=> Jedite...
[23:31] <// J_Daito //> Souichi, we need an immortality formula, STAT
[23:31] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[23:33] <// J_Daito //> I have a funny joke....
[23:33] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wat iz it geydite
[23:33] <// J_Daito //> Oh, it's SO appropriate for you, too...
[23:33] <// J_Daito //> You can't spell "manslaughter" without "laughter"...
[23:34] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[23:34] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak u
[23:34] <FireFly_9> JEdite...
[23:34] <// J_Daito //> C'mon, you can't tell me that you haven't EVER considered shiskabobing her one with the Glaive...
[23:34] <FireFly_9> ...
[23:34] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> horatru?!
[23:35] <FireFly_9> ...
[23:35] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> HORATRU!!1
[23:35] <FireFly_9> gomen, Chibiusa.
[23:35] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> newwwwwwwwwwwwwww1 i'm facking trimitazed!!!!1 my brest fiend wents 2 kal mi!!!!1 i';m wa[ing 4 it!!!
[23:35] <// J_Daito //> Waiting?
[23:36] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wapeing, u sam of a bich
[23:36] <// J_Daito //> hehe
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[23:37] <spiritflame> Irasshai ThAJuGgAlEtTe987
[23:37] <// J_Daito //> Who the hell?
[23:37] <spiritflame> spam bot possibly
[23:38] <ThAJuGgAlEtTe987> Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. The only reason someone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. There are at least 2 people in this worldthat youu would die for. You mean the world to someone. Someone that you dont even know exists loves you. When youuu make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look again. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget the rude remarks. So if you are a loving friend, send this to everyone on you list
[23:38] <// J_Daito //> go [BLEEP] yourself
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[23:39] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> lmew
[23:39] <// J_Daito //> "lmew"? Is that like a cat laughing it's [BLEEP] off?
[23:39] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> shat da fack ip
[23:40] <=^catablanca^=> LMEW
[23:40] <// J_Daito //> LOL
[23:40] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> u2 farbeg
[23:41] <Cést_la_V> lol last night after I had the sausage I went to McDonald's and I saw this offer
[23:41] <Cést_la_V> They are offering a free music download if you get a Big Mac Extra Value Meal
[23:42] <// J_Daito //> I only get the "Happy Set".
[23:42] <FireFly_9> YOU like Kid's meals?
[23:42] <// J_Daito //> No, I like to STEAL the kid's meals from the kids
[23:42] <GERMATOID> HMM
[23:42] <GERMATOID> SO ASSUMING AN AVERAGE OF 12 SONGS PER ALBUM, YOU'D NEED TO EAT 7200 CALORIES TO GET ONE
[23:43] <FireFly_9> ...
[23:43] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa would do it without thinking twice.
[23:44] <// J_Daito //> Ten'ou does most [BLEEP] without thinking *once*
[23:44] <FireFly_9> This is true.
[23:45] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshshshs ok lak i gots a sori 2
[23:46] <// J_Daito //> Ugh, can you relay it to Tomoe so she can type it for us and we don't have to suffer your typing
[23:46] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak u mai taping iz elegunt
[23:46] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> bat okey bcuz itz fany
[23:46] <FireFly_9> Oh good grief... do I really have to type this?
[23:47] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dnt b sack a stak up titeaz
[23:47] <FireFly_9> I AM NOT A... What you called me...
[23:47] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> sew tyap it den
[23:47] <FireFly_9> But in future someone might mistakenly attribute this to me!
[23:47] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> faine bich
[23:48] <// J_Daito //> Dammit Tomoe, is it that bad?
[23:48] <FireFly_9> Yes!
[23:48] * // J_Daito // is intrigued

[23:48] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> sew anwey, one dey mai popa was lik loking thru mai cumputar n hi found da specil sekret foldar were i kapt mai pics of mi an helios
[23:49] <// J_Daito //> He didn't know you were dating Helios?
[23:49] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> new it was lik other stuaff dat pizzes of horatru
[23:49] * // J_Daito // vomits

[23:49] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> sew he sez 2 mi "did u tink u culd fol mi, im nit stopid u kno", an h wuz bein all manacing an sit
[23:50] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wal as mancing az hi can bi
[23:50] <// J_Daito //> So what happened?
[23:51] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i steyed kewl n sed : "C:\Documents and Settings\Tuxy\My Documents\faxes\sent faxes"
[23:51] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> n he shat da fack up rite away
[23:51] <// J_Daito //> Why, what was that?
[23:52] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hiz foldar wit picz of satsina
[23:52] * Cést_la_V clamps her hand over her mouth

[23:52] <Cést_la_V> No way it was TRUE?! All those rumors?!
[23:52] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hal no, i ducktored dem up 2 backmale ham, hi knew dat if i tuld momy, shied emaskulate ham
[23:53] <Cést_la_V> ...
[23:55] <GERMATOID> ONE TIME I DOWNLOADED WINRAR... AND IT CAME IN A .RAR FILE
[23:56] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> stop traying, greek
[23:56] * GERMATOID LOOKS FOR THE PURE HEART GUN

[23:56] <// J_Daito //> If that heart's still pure I'm Nako-Nako's illegitimate half-brother
[23:57] <Cést_la_V> Ne, do any of you remember this creepy horror movie where you could look through a mirror into another dimension and you got broadcasts from the future on TV and at the end there was a broadcast and then it was the woman heroine?
[23:58] <// J_Daito //> No
[23:58] <GERMATOID> NO
[23:58] <FireFly_9> No.
[23:58] <=^catablanca^=> no
[23:58] <spiritflame> no
[23:58] <// J_Daito //> Hey, rei.bot, don't you have a story for us?
[23:58] <=^catablanca^=> She can only speak in Haiku!
[23:59] <// J_Daito //> So, it'll be lyrical or something...
[00:00] <spiritflame> on another chan
[00:00] <spiritflame> someone made a face like this
[00:00] <spiritflame> d-_-b
[00:00] <spiritflame> another watched this
[00:00] <spiritflame> and asked a question thusly
[00:01] <spiritflame> "how u make that inverted b"
[00:02] <// J_Daito //> LMAO
[00:02] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wata facking returd
[00:02] <spiritflame> i found that quite humourous
[00:05] <=^catablanca^=> You know I was thinking
[00:05] <Cést_la_V> What, Artemis?
[00:05] <=^catablanca^=> Every Scooby-Doo epsiode could have been cut down to the length of one minute if someone had just had the sense to buy a gun
[00:06] <Cést_la_V> LOL
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lol. Mamoru, how shocking. . .

*assumes discovery channel voice* "Here we are, anxiously awaiting the *mysterious* mating habits of the Suburban Senshi. . . . Let's watch, shall we?"

Moonstar [e-mail] • 06/12/04 11:26pm

Yinggirl! You wanna join us in our grand conspiracy to take NeoQueen Stupidity down a few pegs?

Solarchos [e-mail] • 06/12/04 02:42pm

I'll help too!

Kakyuu [e-mail] • 06/11/04 07:01pm

You know, I almost feel sorry for Mamoru...almost. Hey, Wolfwood! You need some help in trashing Crystal Tokyo?

Solarchos [e-mail] • 06/11/04 05:34pm

THAT WAS SCARY!

Kakyuu [e-mail] • 06/11/04 12:43pm



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