Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #586: “Killer MiST”
#586: “Killer MiST”

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[23:29] <Dr_Xadium> So what do all of you want to eat tonight?
[23:29] <Cést_la_V> Korean Bar-B-Q
[23:29] <=^catablanca^=> Again?
[23:29] <Cést_la_V> It's useful against vampires!!
[23:29] <FireFly_9> I'd like some soba.
[23:30] <Dr_Xadium> Arty?
[23:30] <=^catablanca^=> Salmon, please :)
[23:30] <Dr_Xadium> Hmm, and I suppose I'll take a slice of New York style Pizza...
[23:31] <FireFly_9> If I may say so, you're always eating Pizza, Xadium-san, and plain cheese Pizza at that... why not go for a little variety?
[23:31] <Cést_la_V> He could have some of my delicious pie
[23:32] <=^catablanca^=> Oh brother...
[23:32] <Dr_Xadium> Pizza is quite possibly the best food item Earth civilisation has ever produced...
[23:32] <FireFly_9> Well how about Pizza with shrimp on it? It's quite good...
[23:33] <Dr_Xadium> Sea-roaches? You want me to put _Sea-Roaches_ on my Pizza?!
[23:33] <FireFly_9> Sea-roaches?
[23:35] <Dr_Xadium> Shrimp are related to Roaches you know...
[23:35] <FireFly_9> I think you mean lobster...
[23:35] <Dr_Xadium> Ugh, those are worse... if there's one trait I share with that _poseur_ Time Lady Setsuna, it's a dislike of Roaches...
[23:39] <=^catablanca^=> Haha do I sense a rivalry?
[23:39] <Dr_Xadium> The violence she's inflicted... oh nevermind, no one wants to hear this anyhow... I'm going to go get the food..
[23:41] <Cést_la_V> Chotto matte
[23:41] <Dr_Xadium> What is it, Mina?
[23:41] <Cést_la_V> Mail... an E-Mail came for you while you were lost in Roppongi...
[23:41] * Dr_Xadium raises an eyebrow

[23:42] <Dr_Xadium> You were reading my E-Mail?
[23:42] <Cést_la_V> erk
[23:42] <Cést_la_V> You can read mine
[23:42] <Dr_Xadium> Your computer's broken, IIRC...
[23:42] <Cést_la_V> Well if it wasn't... you could read it...!
[23:43] <=^catablanca^=> But no one ever E-Mails you except for the spammers...
[23:43] <Cést_la_V> Quiet, I'm trying to be Monogamous!
[23:43] <FireFly_9> "Magnanimous"
[23:43] <Dr_Xadium> *Magnanimous*
[23:43] <=^catablanca^=> MAGNANIMOUS
[23:45] <Cést_la_V> Moh, the three of you ALWAYS do that!!
[23:45] <=^catablanca^=> That one was just bad, Mina
[23:45] <Dr_Xadium> Anyway, may I see this mail?
[23:46] <Cést_la_V> Hai, Dozo

----- Original Message -----
From: "wolvarr" <>
To: <>
Sent: Thursday, May 27, 2004 3:41 PM
Subject: a request I would like this page, or at least the content reffering to the copyrighted work, to be removed. The girl who wrote this story recently passed away as a partial result of stress and anger at seeing the only finished story she had ever done ripped appart in this way.
I just dont feel it is fair. Also, the site itself is not as bad as this site makes out.

[00:21] <Dr_Xadium> ...
[00:22] <=^catablanca^=> Something about this looks funny to me... and I don't mean the pregfur pic...
[00:23] <FireFly_9> I sincerely doubt anyone has died over that MiST... as Haruka-poppa would say, "Show me the Death Certificate."
[00:24] <Cést_la_V> I think they're saying we pushed them over the edge...
[00:24] <=^catablanca^=> Hmm, checking out pregfur... if someone HAD died, you'd think it would be posted on the forums... actually I can't find any mention of this "gandri" anywhere...
[00:27] <Dr_Xadium> Hmm...
[00:29] <FireFly_9> So what are we, "Suburban Senshi: Killer of Furs?"
[00:29] <=^catablanca^=> I hope not... =^.^=;
[00:30] <Cést_la_V> Are you going to remove the page?
[00:31] <Dr_Xadium> Mina... in one breath they wax angrily about the death of the person, and in the next switch gears to saying "Well the site isn't as bad as all that"... I'm tempted to concur with Artemis that the message is spurious...
[00:33] <Cést_la_V> X-chan sometimes I need a dictionary to talk to you... but seeing pregfur again made me lose my appetite... let's do something fun!!
[00:34] <=^catablanca^=> Ugh
[00:34] <Cést_la_V> What?! Looking at that page again... it makes me...
[00:35] * Cést_la_V quivers

[00:35] <Cést_la_V> Makes me...
[00:35] <Dr_Xadium> ?
[00:35] <Cést_la_V> WANT TO MiST!!
[00:36] <Dr_Xadium> Excellent...
[00:36] <Dr_Xadium> But it's late, I couldn't stand a whole story
[00:37] <Cést_la_V> Then let's do the Synopses!!
[00:38] <=^catablanca^=> But if they are to be believed this could cause a chain reaction of depression and fur related deaths
[00:39] <Cést_la_V> Then let's do the Synopses!!
[00:39] <=^catablanca^=> -sigh-
[00:40] <Cést_la_V> X-chan, go here:
[00:40] <Cést_la_V>

A conception story, the starting of a new family.

[00:45] <Cést_la_V> ehehehe...
[00:45] <Dr_Xadium> Err, I think Learning channel has beat them to it, slightly...

Bioorganic 14-7415
A young skunk working on an experiment that goes horribly wrong

[00:47] <=^catablanca^=> While trying to replace his stink gland with a sachet of "Obsession for Men", Mr. Skunk accidentally swaps in some pre-fertilized ovaries...
[00:48] <FireFly_9> That is about the way these things tend to work out...
[00:48] <Cést_la_V> PePe LePew becomes the object of his own desire!!
[00:48] <=^catablanca^=> Weak, Mina... weak...
[00:49] <FireFly_9> But that happens in these stories too...

Chaz and Tal Short
A night in the life of Chaz and Talbona

[00:50] <=^catablanca^=> ...
[00:51] <Dr_Xadium> Well we're doing "a night in the life of Minako, Artemis, Xadium and Hotaru" so...
[00:52] <Cést_la_V> We should let them slide
[00:52] <FireFly_9> Moving right along...

The Cabin
There's more than meets the eye to a simple "family" getaway in the country. Perhaps it has more to do with "family".

[00:52] <=^catablanca^=> Maybe because other members of the "family" are gonna whack them?
[00:53] <Cést_la_V> IOr maybe "the Cabin" is in Alabama and they are keeping it "in the family"?
[00:54] <FireFly_9> Maybe it's just "fun" to "quote" words?

Fertility Express
A couple not only find a way to have a child, they find a whole new religion, even though they don't have to go to church.

[00:54] <=^catablanca^=> "Fertility Express": Accepted everywhere Visa isn't!
[00:57] <Cést_la_V> So they get pregnant and find religion at the same time??
[00:57] <FireFly_9> The modern life is a busy one indeed...
[00:57] <Dr_Xadium> Yes, multitasdking is key... "Get milk, conceive, find religion, pay the gas bill."

The Lioness
A sequel to 'The serum', just about a lioness this time

[00:58] <=^catablanca^=> OK

The Litter Within

[00:58] <=^catablanca^=> That sounds ominous...
[00:58] <FireFly_9> A horror story... set in the womb of a pregnant Lynx...
[00:59] <Cést_la_V> No someone left something insi... nevermind...
[00:59] <Dr_Xadium> Oh good grief...

A vixen kidnapped and forced into a pregnancy having to deal with the happenings of a corrupt business and her own feelings

[01:00] <=^catablanca^=> Furs get into a lot of trouble, huh
[01:00] <Cést_la_V> Looks that way

The Serum
A story about a pregnant Cheetah

[01:00] <Cést_la_V> LOL she needs the Serum or she gets forced to feed on the blood of humans
[01:01] <FireFly_9> That's "Blade"...
[01:01] <Cést_la_V> Oh right...

Sin City 2000 Type IX
Military story I wrote in a bi-monthly or so funk.

[01:02] <=^catablanca^=> I misread that as "Sim City"
[01:02] <FireFly_9> You're the Time Lord... is "Bi-Monthly" twice a month or every two months?
[01:03] <Dr_Xadium> Yes.

The Thief
Yet another sequel to 'The Serum', but this one is based on a coyote morph.

[01:03] <FireFly_9> So a mutant Coyote takes the place of a leopard or a lioness...
[01:04] <=^catablanca^=> The canids must have protested the feline focus of the Serum Series...

A guy helps a girl out, who he has loved ever since highschool, and soon finds out she loves him too...

[01:05] <FireFly_9> So his feelings, are in fact... "requited"...
[01:06] <Cést_la_V> You're using the wrong dictionary. Hotaru-chan

The Way it is
An interesting short story about a man who is changed into a pregnant dragoness

[01:07] <Dr_Xadium> We already killed them, apparently
[01:07] <FireFly_9> Ahh...

Well, Hello Miss Powell (Unfinished)
This is a short story written about a lesbian who tries to cope with the last week of her pregnancy without her girlfriend, a friend of the male persuation who is trying to convert her back to heterosexuality, a roommate who is not what she appears to be, and a baby that won't wait.

[01:08] <Cést_la_V> This is a mist about four people I mean three people and one cat who are tired and sleepy and getting insulting mails from furs claiming to have been killed by them, a lot of bad jokes and an urge to stop this chat that won't wait.
[01:10] <Dr_Xadium> Yes, I'm getting tired as well...
[01:10] <=^catablanca^=> You think they'll complain about this too?
[01:10] <Dr_Xadium> Most likely...
[01:10] <FireFly_9> So what do you expect the death toll to be?
[01:11] <Dr_Xadium> Staggering.
[01:12] <Cést_la_V> I'm hungry again...
[01:12] <FireFly_9> I'll buy us all a bowl of Soba...
[01:13] <=^catablanca^=> I can't slurp...
[01:13] <Dr_Xadium> You and me, Pizza. :)
[01:13] <=^catablanca^=> hehehehe
[01:23] <Dr_Xadium> Hmm, I just realized that Venus will transit the sun this morning... Mina, your powers will be at their peak...
[01:24] <Cést_la_V> Oh, *will* they now... kekekekeke...
[01:24] <Dr_Xadium> What;s that laugh for?
[01:24] <Cést_la_V> ♫ Oh, Nooothing.... ♫
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• 09/14/12 08:56am

Oh well, I have a new idea!

Kakyuu [e-mail] • 06/09/04 12:10pm

I remember that messed-up website. God, it was a total mind-warper! >shudders<

Solarchos [e-mail] • 06/08/04 04:16pm

I did respond to that e-mail last week with "Show us the death certificate :)" but I didn't get a reply.

Jadeite2 [e-mail] • 06/08/04 01:59pm

X-san, how long do we have to hide from "super" Mina? I don't wanna end up like Helios.....

Kakyuu [e-mail] • 06/08/04 12:49pm

No way...can't lose the! rei.Bot is the glue that holds suburban senshi together! If we lose, who will kick Helios for being an ass?...aside from Dr. X anyways, unless X-chan decides to man the Blog 24/7/365(1/4)...That would be insane...

SaturnGrl [e-mail] • 06/08/04 12:11pm

Oh, first appeared on 10 / 21 / 03 (Chat # 529) as Jedite's "Girlfriend of Steel"...

Dr. X • 06/08/04 10:23am

can't believe i'm still laughing at this. I've read the MiST before but it still cracks me up. It's quality work to get someone laugh at a joke they've heard before.

sera|girl [e-mail] • 06/08/04 10:21am

Well capebot was in the original (what was then gonna be a oneoff) suburban senshi IRC fanfic, it wasn't a bot at all, merely Endymion occupying himself by being a bot online... but he was mercilessly ridiculed and eventually Serenity figured out where he was and did not want to take the chance of him "hooking up" online so she cut his feed. After that, I was the only op, and then was created later by Jedite and Prof. Tomoe reprogrammed her for free will and operator duties.

Dr. X • 06/08/04 10:20am takes the cake of Furry Bashing. And you did a good thing, since that first MiST ended up warping the minds of the Sub. Senshi gang and perhaps a few viewers with that image.

YingGirl [e-mail] • 06/08/04 07:29am

Epp! Minako is gonna jump the good Doctor! lol. j/k

Moonstar [e-mail] • 06/08/04 04:23am

OMG, Xadium! I have a question, when did first appear in this blog, and who was in her place before then.

Was /o USaGi_BoT o the original OP because I remember a Cape_Boy somewhere in there. . .

Moonstar [e-mail] • 06/08/04 02:50am

Apparently you can't be the killer and bashers of furs/furries....


YingGirl [e-mail] • 06/08/04 01:17am