Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #580: “Divided Loyalties”
#580: “Divided Loyalties”

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[15:33] * Cést_la_V looks at her watch

[15:33] <Cést_la_V> he should be back already
[15:33] <H3LLI05> don't worry ya pretty little head / i'll give ya some banana nut bread
[15:33] * Cést_la_V smacks Helios

[15:34] <// J_Daito //> Don't rough up the pretty boy gangsta stallion, Aino... that's gonna be MY job
[15:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You're not gonna do [BLEEP] Jed
[15:35] <// J_Daito //> Don't think I can't take you out too, Ten'ou... I powered myself up sucking the life-juices out of the Old Ones
[15:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh yeah, well I know the Kaiouken!
[15:36] <FireFly_9> Will you two children please stop!
[15:36] <H3LLI05> That's right Saturn / don't let them fall into that lame ass pattern
[15:36] * FireFly_9 slams Elios on the head with the blunt end of the Glaive

[15:37] <H3LLI05> nah-ah
[15:37] * H3LLi05 dodges

[15:37] <H3LLI05> I ain't sayin [BLEEP]t until the Doc gets back, that's it
[15:38] <FireFly_9> But you said you were on Queen Serenity's side, did you not?
[15:38] <H3LLI05> don't remind me / of the sick ties that bind me
[15:38] <Cést_la_V> Is she blackmailing you?? (Cuz she will)
[15:38] <FireFly_9> Minako-sempai?
[15:39] <Cést_la_V> It's a trick she picked up from me... ^_^;;... she uses it to keep Endymion-sama in line
[15:39] * H3LLi05 spits

[15:39] <H3LLI05> What a fu[BLEEP]ing loss / having to back up my ex-boss
[15:40] <// J_Daito //> Hah at least *I* had the guts to KILL his pathetic effeminate self
[15:40] <H3LLI05> Oh spare me the bull[BLEEP]t Jed / you may have been cool 10,000 years ago when you made him dead
[15:40] <H3LLI05> But now you're just a sellout / who sucks his [BLEEP] to get ahead
[15:41] * // J_Daito // slams Elios with a roundhouse punch

[15:41] <Cést_la_V> I think... he went through a wall...
[15:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dammit Jed!
[15:42] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- hits Jedite with a sidekick

[15:42] * // J_Daito // gets back up

[15:42] <// J_Daito //> You want some, come get some!
[15:42] <FireFly_9> EVERYONE, CALM DOWN!
[15:42] <// J_Daito //> No way, Ten'ou's had this coming
[15:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bring it
[15:43] <FireFly_9> I want answers, and I want them now!
[15:43] * H3LLi05 wipes the blood off his mouth

[15:43] <H3LLI05> Why you fightin' Jed? The truth makin' you see red?
[15:44] <// J_Daito //> I *never* suck up to ANYONE, let ALONE that pansy-man Endymion!
[15:44] <H3LLI05> Oh yeah, then what about what I saw on da TV you basta[BLEEP]... you was all shell-shocked gibbering fer yer "Masta"...
[15:45] <// J_Daito //> The HELL are you talking about?
[15:45] <Cést_la_V> ...the Live Action...
[15:45] <H3LLI05> That's right you potted plant / even the ditz sees the source of my gangsta rant
[15:46] *** Dr_Xadium has kicked H3LLi05 from #suburbansenshi (REASON: Glue, anyone?)

[15:47] <Cést_la_V> X-Chan!!
[15:47] * Cést_la_V goes for a glomp

[15:47] * Dr_Xadium deftly dodges

[15:47] *** H3LLi05 [] has joined #suburbansenshi

[15:47] <spiritflame> Irasshai H3LLi05
[15:48] <FireFly_9> So, you made it back... what happened exactly?
[15:48] <Dr_Xadium> Far too much to explain properly... after *someone* lost me in Roppongi...
[15:48] <Cést_la_V> gomen
[15:48] <Dr_Xadium> There was the nasty bit about the Alien Dance Dance Revolution players, followed by the Cosplay Wrestlers from Dimension 9 and-- Elios, what's this about a "Gangsta Rant"
[15:50] <FireFly_9> Elios attacked Jedite, and Haruka-poppa joined in, and he refuses to explain his reasoning...
[15:50] <Cést_la_V> I think it's got something to do with the live action...
[15:50] * Dr_Xadium frowns

[15:50] <Dr_Xadium> Sorry to burden you with the job of running the channel all by yourself,
[15:51] <spiritflame> a pleasant burden
[15:51] <H3LLI05> Yeah well now that the #1 OP is back / I'm gonna recommence my attack
[15:51] <H3LLI05> I gots a request for the good Doc / and it's gonna shock
[15:52] <Dr_Xadium> What do you want?
[15:52] <H3LLI05> I wants you to take out the queen ice [BLEEP] from her little niche
[15:52] <Dr_Xadium> Neo-Queen Serenity?
[15:52] <H3LLI05> Not that [BLEEP]tch, the one who won't scratch Jed's 10,000 year old itch
[15:53] <// J_Daito //> ...
[15:53] <// J_Daito //>
[15:53] <H3LLI05> to use some 50's lingo / bingo
[15:54] <// J_Daito //> I'll have you know when she was first built she scratched ALL my itches
[15:54] *** spiritflame has kicked // J_Daito // from #suburbansenshi (REASON: long dead history)

[15:54] *** // J_Daito // [] has joined #suburbansenshi

[15:54] <spiritflame> Irasshai // J_Daito //
[15:55] <Dr_Xadium> And why exactly should I remove
[15:55] <Cést_la_V> Because she spurns his advances??
[15:55] <H3LLI05> dat ain't it you dim halfwit
[15:56] *** Dr_Xadium has kicked H3LLi05 from #suburbansenshi (REASON: be nice )

[15:56] *** H3LLi05 [] has joined #suburbansenshi

[15:56] <spiritflame> Irasshai H3LLi05
[15:56] <H3LLI05> quit that sycophantic sh[BLEEP]t and let me talk / that robo-bi[BLEEP]ch has got to walk
[15:56] <Dr_Xadium> And I ask again, why?
[15:57] <// J_Daito //> Yes, explain why you want my incredibly hot ex-girlfriend kicked out of here
[15:57] <H3LLI05> for the same reason I ripped up ya jacket / maggot
[15:57] <// J_Daito //> That doesn't exactly rhyme
[15:58] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- punches Jed in the gut

[15:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't question the Lone Horseman of the Anipocalypse!
[15:58] <FireFly_9> That's it, I'm lost.
[15:59] <H3LLI05> Ok you geeks / I'll plainly speak
[15:59] <H3LLI05> I'm here with ease / to rid our channel of a sickening disease
[15:59] <H3LLI05> there's a threat to our way of life / a keenly cuttin' censor's knife
[15:59] <H3LLI05> Naoko Takeuchi's new crown gem / the bastard parody P-G-S-M
[16:00] <FireFly_9> ...
[16:00] <H3LLI05> You're all so hot / on little miss
[16:00] <H3LLI05> but she's got to go / the robotic clone of live action miss keiko
[16:01] <H3LLI05> jed here let the costumes get to his head
[16:02] <FireFly_9> The jacket you ripped off...
[16:02] <// J_Daito //> What, I like the live action jacket more...
[16:02] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- punches Jedite in the gut

[16:02] <// J_Daito //> You better stop doing that
[16:02] <FireFly_9> So.. . are you waging war on all elements of the Live action?
[16:03] * H3LLi05 points to the top of the chat log

[16:03] <H3LLI05> See that tagline? "Home of the Original Sailor Soldiers" / That shoulda told ya
[16:04] <// J_Daito //> What the hell do you care if PGSM exists or not?
[16:04] <H3LLI05> It's real simple, as[BLEEP] pimple
[16:04] <H3LLI05> yeah I'm a playa / if I see a hot chick I wanna [BLEEP] 'er
[16:04] <H3LLI05> but I'm also da high priest of Elsyion / a noble scion
[16:04] <H3LLI05> my job our Earth to protect / and this PGSM is gonna get it all wrecked
[16:05] <FireFly_9> Forgive me, but I never considered you as one who took his job seriously
[16:05] <H3LLI05> Hey I'm a slacka, that's no lie / but [BLEEP]k girl, even *I* don't wanna die
[16:06] <Cést_la_V> die?
[16:06] <H3LLI05> Check it
[16:06] <H3LLI05> What's PGSM done for you lately
[16:06] <H3LLI05> it's given you a terminal disease / makin you groan and wheeze
[16:07] <Cést_la_V> But I'm perfectly fine
[16:07] <H3LLI05> Continuity trumps / ye of saucy rump
[16:07] * Cést_la_V smacks Elios

[16:08] <FireFly_9> Elios, do try to be serious... for once I want to hear what you have to say...
[16:08] <H3LLI05> They're re-writing our history / screwin' wit our legend
[16:08] <H3LLI05> this is my misery / the pain I wanna end
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[16:09] <spiritflame> Irasshai .'~SugaBB_2999~'.
[16:09] <H3LLI05> Look at suga doll / she might not show up at all
[16:09] <H3LLI05> instead they take a stuffed cat / and give her the chibi girl hat
[16:09] <=^catablanca^=> And if she goes... you go.
[16:10] <// J_Daito //> I fail to see the problem here.
[16:10] <H3LLI05> The problem is it won't stop there / PGSM tore the anime off the air
[16:10] <H3LLI05> we been replaced by live action fakes and manga out-takes
[16:14] <H3LLI05> the oldskool tradition is bein' lost ta da new generation
[16:14] <=^catablanca^=> are those figures for real
[16:14] <H3LLI05> dis is da last outpost I say / we gots to keep the anime way
[16:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Like I'VE been saying from DAY ONE of this PGSM thing
[16:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Who knows how they're gonna assassinate our characters, if they even GO that far! I don't wanna go out remembered as some girly, under-characterized fashion idol wannabe shadow of my former self
[16:23] <Cést_la_V> You're over-reacting...
[16:23] <H3LLI05> Shut up, tumor girl
[16:24] <Cést_la_V> It's not a tumor!
[16:24] <H3LLI05> Well in a few years that's the way it's gonna be, Marlboro Minako...
[16:25] <Cést_la_V> Ugh, that did varnish my image...
[16:25] <FireFly_9> "Tarnish"...
[16:26] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> sit pplz, were undar a thret hear, kant U C it?!111
[16:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's right, we need to purge the PGSM crap from our channel
[16:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> We can't be encouraging the destruction of our legend
[16:27] <GERMATOID> ...
[16:27] <spiritflame> continuity
[16:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What continuity?! The Anime has been disowned like a red-headed stepchild! The Manga is being REWRITTEN... we are SO DEAD
[16:29] <FireFly_9> Isn't this a bit of a delayed reaction... considering this was discussed weeks ago?
[16:32] <H3LLI05> I bid my time and held my reins / until the return of the founding brain
[16:33] <Dr_Xadium> ...
[16:33] <Cést_la_V> X-chan??
[16:33] <Dr_Xadium> No.'s just as much a part of the channel as anyone else, live-action based or not
[16:33] <H3LLI05> you're contaminatin' da groundwater / wit dat robotic fodder!
[16:34] <// J_Daito //> And I like my new jacket very much, thank you
[16:34] <H3LLI05> You weak lilly liver / sellin' out your homies for 30 pieces of silver
[17:09] <// J_Daito //> I may be an evil Dark General but I'm no Judas
[17:10] * FireFly_9 points to "Hah at least *I* had the guts to KILL his pathetic effeminate self"

[17:13] <// J_Daito //> shut up you... I did that for FREE, on PRINCIPLE
[17:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hmph well I know where *I* stand
[17:16] <H3LLI05> well fine stupid op / even with reibot I won't stop
[17:16] <H3LLI05> from this day / I'm here to say

[17:21] <H3LLI05> don't [BLEEP]ing throw away the sailor moon anime, yo
[17:22] <FireFly_9> Wait so this means Elios...
[17:23] * FireFly_9 's brain is imploding

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