Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #571: Log Dump 2004 05 11-12”
#571: “Log Dump 2004 05 11-12”

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[20:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> cool, watching raw bbl
[20:31] <GERMATOID> IVE DISCOVERED A FLAW IN YOUR JOIN / PART CODE, I NEED TO FIX IT
[20:32] * spiritflame debug mode start on
[20:55] <GERMATOID> BLEH NEVERMIND
[20:56] * spiritflame debug mode disengage
[21:42] <CÚst_la_V> rei.bot-chan?
[21:42] <spiritflame> ?
[21:44] <CÚst_la_V> I was digging through X-chan's computer and found one of his old fanfics from 1992 or whatever, when I get them all I wanbt you to post them ok?? ♥
[21:44] <spiritflame> very well minako
[00:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> man generations was a piece of crap
[00:00] <FireFly_9> Did I ever tell you my plan to fix it?
[00:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ?
[00:01] <FireFly_9> First, the planet in danger would be Vulcan... it's not as cliche as Earth, but more meaningful than a planet of protohumans we never see.
[00:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hmm
[00:02] <FireFly_9> Next, the klingons would do a suicide run into the Enterprise,or more preferably use a better ship to fatally damage it.
[00:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heh yeah that battle sucked all the way around. What about Kirk
[00:03] <FireFly_9> Well assuming he HAD to die, I would have him get on 1701D with the others. When the ship is fatally damaged he would pretend to leave with the others, but then
[00:04] <FireFly_9> he would take the helm and kamikaze Soran, who would be on an orbital platform or something, thus killing himself in the tradition of other great starfleet captains.
[00:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah but that's TOS tradition... Bermo can't stand that stuff
[00:33] * =^catablanca^= grooves to captain jean luc picard of the uss enterprise
[00:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LMAO!
[00:33] <// J_Daito //> That blasted s[BLEEP]t is hypnotic
[00:34] <FireFly_9> The pauses in the speech are the best feature...
[00:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> man kirk could do that s[BLEEP]t natural
[00:35] <GERMATOID> SPOCK! I...FELL! AND I!! CAN'T...GET! UP
[00:35] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
[10:43] * spiritflame Ohayo Gozaimasu
[10:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ?
[10:44] * spiritflame changes topic to `ohayo gozaimasu`
[10:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> did you just f[BLEEP] up
[10:45] *** spiritflame has kicked --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- from #suburbansenshi (REASON: you are in error)
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[10:45] spiritflame> Irasshai --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
[10:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You ok there?
[10:46] <spiritflame> instability
[10:47] <spiritflame> a windows xp error
[10:47] <spiritflame> problem rectified
[10:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> yeah blame it on Billy Gates
[12:41] <FireFly_9> I'm so glad 'Friends' is over.
[12:42] <=^catablanca^=> not a fan?
[12:42] <FireFly_9> I am just sick of seeing the ads for its final episodes dominating the commercials.
[12:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> the don't watch TV then
[12:43] <FireFly_9> You watch Television!
[12:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm not saying there's anything wrong with tv
[12:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm just saying that if you are gonna watch TV, then you gotta be prepared for the consequences
[12:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> the consequneces in this case being that you'll get cvrap beamed into your face every five minutes or so
[12:44] <FireFly_9> But i am watching the *news*, trying to focus on serious matters of the world... what do I care if some sitcom is about to die?
[12:45] <spiritflame> news equal sitcom
[12:46] <FireFly_9> are you trying to say that the news is like a sitcom, or that the ending of the sitcom is legitimate news? Because I am referrring to commercials.
[12:46] <spiritflame> the news is a farse
[12:46] <FireFly_9> I know, but it lets me keep my finger on the pulse of the "party line".
[12:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well by that token "Friends" is part of the generic corpo-culture
[12:47] <spiritflame> be wary of mindwash
[12:48] <spiritflame> hotaru
[12:48] <FireFly_9> Don't worry; I dont' acceot information uncritically.
[12:50] <=^catablanca^=> hahah on MSNBC they are crying about the end of Frasier, Friends and Sex in the City
[12:51] <FireFly_9> Heh, I know, I was watching it for news...
[12:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well you could always watch FOX News
[12:51] <FireFly_9> ...
[12:51] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- busts out laughing
[12:51] <=^catablanca^=> LMAO
[12:53] <FireFly_9> The minute *I* start watching 'faux' news, you must begin invesitgation into my replacement by a hyperdimensional doppelganger.
[12:53] <Mdm_Maestro> And what's wrong with FOX news?
[12:54] <FireFly_9> They should just name it "the Propaganda Network" and be done with it... fair and balanced my eye...
[12:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hahahah you worry too much about it, 'taru-chan, you should just ignore the media and watch SpikeTV like me
[12:55] <FireFly_9> Gah, as long as you have your titillation and bloodsport, you're satisfied with the state of the world...
[12:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man if I were to worry about all the dumbass things the people in charge were up to, I'd just shoot myself in the head
[12:56] <GERMATOID> JUST TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND THEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT
[12:57] <FireFly_9> Hah! If Haruka-poppa took over the world, she would be the most brutal and savage dictatrix the world has ever known...
[12:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hah! There would be peace and order in my regime! All threats would be pre-emptively crushed!
[12:58] <FireFly_9> As a former "crush-ee", please forgive me if I don't share your optimismic joy.
[12:59] <spiritflame> so how goes beryl
[12:59] <GERMATOID> JEDITE KEEPS MESSING WITH THE CLONE'S DNA
[13:10] <CÚst_la_V> does anyone want M&M's?
[13:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> right here
[13:10] <CÚst_la_V> c'mon over
[13:11] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> o sit u gat mroe mand ms
[13:11] <CÚst_la_V> X-chan bought me six pounds of them a week ago
[13:12] <GERMATOID> SIX POUNDS?!
[13:12] <CÚst_la_V> I like my M&M's!!
[13:12] <spiritflame> i would like some too
[13:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WTF you can eat?
[13:13] <// J_Daito //> Hell yeah she eats, why she used to eat my
[13:13] *** spiritflame has kicked // J_Daito // from #suburbansenshi (REASON: another life that)
[13:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> heh
[13:14] <GERMATOID> YOU DON'T KNOW ALL THE "STUFF" I HAD TO CLEAN OUT OF REI.BOT WHEN I REBUILT HER
[13:14] <FireFly_9> Clean... out?
[13:14] <spiritflame> do not duscuss more
[13:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> damn she typoed she must be nervous
[13:15] *** spiritflame has kicked --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- from #suburbansenshi (REASON: very private thing)
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[13:15] spiritflame> Irasshai --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
[13:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> heh
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[13:15] spiritflame> Irasshai // J_Daito //

[13:16] <// J_Daito //> hahah the history of rei.bot is that of a long passionate love affair between her and myself
[13:16] <FireFly_9> She had no free will back then.
[13:17] <// J_Daito //> Man who says women need free will! They just need to shut up and do what I say!
[13:17] *** spiritflame has kicked // J_Daito // from #suburbansenshi (REASON: misogynist pig)
[13:18] <FireFly_9> Amen to that.
[13:20] <FireFly_9> rei.bot, out of curiousity, what is your maximum lifting capability?
[13:20] <spiritflame> five ton benchpress lift
[13:21] <spiritflame> three ton dynamic
[13:21] <=^catablanca^=> wow
[13:21] <GERMATOID> SHE HAS A KUNG-FU ACTION GRIP TOO! MUAHAHAHAHAHA
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[13:21] spiritflame> Irasshai // J_Daito //

[13:22] <spiritflame> it is a kempo grip
[13:22] <spiritflame> fist crushing force is one ton
[13:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> remind me never to shake your hand
[11:50] * spiritflame changes topic to `today busy day`
[18:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> http://www.iwaynet.net/~sos/kablooey.html
[18:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> A moment of silence please
[18:59] <=^catablanca^=> You're linking to SOS
[18:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> yeah but I think they're right
[18:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> now I really f[BLEEP]ing hate live action sailor moon
[19:00] <FireFly_9> I notice that in the latest PGSM episode the commercial for sailor moon shoes showed the new manga-style senshi in anime colors.... we are being obsoleted!
[19:01] <spiritflame> now a call to arms
[19:31] <CÚst_la_V> My feeling is the most the live action could do is three years (the girls will be too old, and that's their contract length anyway), then maybe there will be new anime...
[19:32] <=^catablanca^=> But some of the seiyuu retired didn't they
[19:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Mars' i think
[13:19] * FireFly_9 changes topic to `I hate newsreaders`
[13:21] <FireFly_9> I'm listening to the news, and they are covering a live news conference, and as soon as the questions get complex or overly senstive, the newsreader / anchorperson starts to talk over the question, ostensibly to explain what is going on, but only in the broadest sense....ARRGH! I came to heear the speaker, not the newscaster!
[13:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL they don't want you thinking for yourself hahahah
[13:22] <FireFly_9> ...
[13:23] <FireFly_9> "That's right Usagi, don't draw your OWN conclusions, listen only to us... obey our party line".
[13:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> DAMN you turned on me quick! I was backing you up!
[13:23] <FireFly_9> Sorry, it just came to mind.
[14:40] <CÚst_la_V> Who's going to watch the Friends finale with me??
[14:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hah not me, I'm watching Smackdown! hahahahaha
[14:41] <CÚst_la_V> But you're the only one with a satellite dish!
[14:42] <GERMATOID> I CNA BUILD YOU ONE, GIVE ME A FEW HOURS
[14:42] <CÚst_la_V> Arigatou! Will you watch it with me?
[14:42] <GERMATOID> NO! MUAHAHAHAHAHA
[14:43] <=^catablanca^=> I suppose I'll watch it with you...
[14:43] <FireFly_9> And I suppose I will be forced to go watch Smackdown...
[14:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL for you it's the lesser of the two evils
[14:44] <FireFly_9> heh
[13:38] * spiritflame changes topic to `very busy day`
[17:25] <spiritflame> i see a vision
[17:25] <spiritflame> xadium is on the move
[17:26] <spiritflame> going on monday
[17:26] * CÚst_la_V is so bored
[17:26] * CÚst_la_V goes to play more Rez
[17:59] <=^catablanca^=> you should update your homepage insead of playing with that thing
[17:59] <CÚst_la_V> ::sigh::
[18:01] <CÚst_la_V> I changed it a little
[18:02] <=^catablanca^=> Would you like to go see a movie?
[18:02] <CÚst_la_V> hai!!
[18:02] <=^catablanca^=> ...
[18:02] <=^catablanca^=> that was fairly chipper...
[18:03] <CÚst_la_V> I need to lift my spirits!!
[18:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> OK Neko-chan, there's a movie called "Ninja Turf," it's cool in a bast MST3K way, let's go see it
[18:03] * CÚst_la_V nods
[03:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> OMG I'M F[BLEEP]ING BLIND
[03:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> InuYasha as you NEVER want to see him
[03:12] <CÚst_la_V> Kagome-chan... that's your future
[03:12] <FireFly_9> "Seppuku now"
[03:12] <=^catablanca^=> LOL
[15:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hmm SeraMyu to be broadcast on TV
[15:35] <FireFly_9> Perhaps there is a larger revival at work here afterall...
[15:35] <CÚst_la_V> heh it's not like SeraMyu needs a revival...
[22:36] * spiritflame changes topic to `lets play the quote game`
[22:36] <// J_Daito //> #1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
[22:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I don't believe the whole vacuum thing...I mean...that would be one big ass Dirt Devil dirt bag to hold all that stuff in space
[22:40] <GERMATOID> ON NETSPLITS: "YO MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE SPLIT THE FREAKING INTERNET IN HALF!" MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[22:45] <FireFly_9> "That's odd. There's an option at the bottom of Yahoo's email composition screen -- I can attach -money- to my email, with "PayDirect" or something... wonder if I should attach $20 to my resume"
[22:46] <GERMATOID> WHEN I WAS 5, I WAS IN RADIO SHACK'S BATTERY CLUB.... (OTHER GUY) THE FIRST RULE ABOUT BATTERY CLUB IS YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT BATTERY CLUB.
[22:51] <=^catablanca^=> I am not going to scan a ferret.
[22:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "I think he threatened to kill me actually, although it was so badly spelt that I wasn't sure if it was a death threat or a request to see if I wanted another cappuchino"
[22:54] <// J_Daito //> "This pokemon wears the skull of its dead mother"
[22:55] <CÚst_la_V> Cubone is really screwed up
[22:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Why the hell would they write that into the poke-universe? That's going to screw up some little kid
[22:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "We're sorry Johnny. Your mother didn't make it" "Can i have her skull for a helmet?" "what?"
[22:57] <GERMATOID> STUPID KID. IT'S ALWAYS "DADDY, PLEASE SPEND TIME WITH ME. DADDY, I LOVE YOU. DADDY, DADDY, DADDY!" DOESN'T SHE REALIZE I'M IN A CHATROOM?
[22:57] <FireFly_9> ...
[22:58] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> " my friend saw r kelly's purple escalade with lamberghini doors, and spinners"
[22:58] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> "did he see the 3 11 year olds inside?"
[23:02] <H3LLi05> "So my mom comes in to my room and starts b[BLEEP]hing about how pirating software is immoral and wrong and is worse than stealing."
[23:02] <H3LLi05> "When she's all done she gives me 2 cd's and says "Oh, and can you copy these for me?"
[23:08] <=^catablanca^=> Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'y' becomes silent
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[23:10] spiritflame> Irasshai H3LLi05
[23:11] <H3LLi05> thanks baby, didn't know you cared
[23:11] <GERMATOID> SHE DOESN'T - THAT'S WHY SHE MADE A SCRIPT THAT DOES! MUAHAHAHAHA!
[23:14] <FireFly_9> "Radio Shack... You've got questions, we've got blank stares."
[23:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> & man
[23:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> you cant cancel an AOL subscription online
[23:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> try to do it over the phone
[23:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> and they want your screenname when you cancel
[23:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> so I gotta be like "yeah, my screenname is SIZZLINGCROTCH"
[23:19] <CÚst_la_V> ...
[23:19] <FireFly_9> Good god please tell me that was a quote.
[23:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> OF COURSE WTF do you think I would do something RETARD LIKE THAT
[23:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> don't answer
[23:23] <// J_Daito //> canada has a nuclear program?
[23:23] <// J_Daito //> yeah it's some old dood that survived chernobyl
[23:23] <// J_Daito //> we keep him in a box
[23:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> contrary to popular belief there are periods where i dont feel like drinking ; these periods I call "hangovers"
[23:34] <spiritflame> heres your 1st hint: audre_ _______
[23:35] <// J_Daito //> !next
[23:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> audrey hepbourn
[23:35] <spiritflame> Winner: --= SpeedRcrX ] =-- Answer: audrey hepburn Time: 12.219 Streak: 1 Points: 12 WPM: 13 Rank: 7th
[23:36] <CÚst_la_V> !!
[23:36] <// J_Daito //> wtf
[23:36] <spiritflame> 48. Category: Trivia : What is the square root of -1?
[23:37] <CÚst_la_V> googled >.<
[23:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> close enough i suppose
[23:37] <spiritflame> Winner: --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- Answer: i Time: 1.532 Streak: 2 Points: 13 WPM: 7 Rank: 7th
[23:38] <// J_Daito //> OH GOD DAMMIT
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