Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #561: “MiST: Dragonball - The LIVE Movie [ Part 2 ]”
#561: “MiST - Dragonball - The LIVE Movie [Part 2 ]”

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[19:27] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> sew den i sed, "giv mi ur seed" and he wuz like 'hshshshshshshhshs nou U R defowered bich!!'
[19:28] <FireFly_9> You shouldn't be doing those kinds of things on MSN messenger.
[19:29] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> it wuzn't MSN it was AOL
[19:29] <FireFly_9> Even worse...
[19:29] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi

[19:29] <spiritflame> Irasshai --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
[19:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man you didn't tell me you had the live action Dragonball flick
[19:30] <FireFly_9> It has been pointed out that this film is a bootleg, not a real licensed project...
[19:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well DUH, kid, what did ya think?
[19:31] <FireFly_9> ...
[19:31] <FireFly_9> But the boxart looked so official...
[19:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> bah stick that DVD in and let's see the rest of it already, I'm curious...
[19:32] <FireFly_9> You may regret this..
[19:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I don't regret, I make other people regret
[19:33] <FireFly_9> Indeed.




[19:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn Oolong your new disguise SUCKS
[19:34] <GERMATOID> HOLY CRAP GOKU HIT HIM SO HARD HE TURNED INTO DAVE LISTER!
[19:34] <FireFly_9> I think that's his real form...
[19:34] <Cést_la_V> So he's gone from being a big fat pig to being...
[19:34] <=^catablanca^=> ...a big fat pig.
[19:34] <Cést_la_V> Yeah
[19:35] <GERMATOID> BUT I LIKE THE SUNGLASSES! MUAHAHAHAHA




[19:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Holy [BLEEP] it's Tuxedo Mask with a MACHINE GUN!
[19:38] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> omfg papa is sew facking hit1!!
[19:38] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa, that Electra complex of yours is really getting of hand




[19:39] <Cést_la_V> Wait, now it's ClinT Eastwood-sama as "The man with no shame"
[19:40] <FireFly_9> "The man with no name."
[19:40] <Cést_la_V> But if you think about it he was pretty shameless in how he went around killing people!!
[19:40] <FireFly_9> That's NOT the point.
[19:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah but Clint never had a Parrot... maybe this is "Lone Gunmen of the Caribbean".
[19:41] <FireFly_9> Actually this is Yamucha...
[19:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, and I'm [BLEEP]ing Vegitto.
[19:42] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ya i sawr a dojinshe were U waz dong dat
[19:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> gah




[19:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ooh, I see Goku's breakin; out some new super techniques JUST for this flick
[19:44] <=^catablanca^=> I am... so scared. For all the wrong reasons.
[19:44] <GERMATOID> PH33R MY NOSE-JITSU! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[19:44] <Cést_la_V> Yamucha needed a nosejob anyay...




[19:45] <Cést_la_V> What the... now they're recapping the whole beginning of the movie
[19:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> While Roid-Pilaf stands there and plays with his balls
[19:46] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa!!
[19:47] <Cést_la_V> Yeah Haruka-san, it's just a "Pilaf-Equivalent"
[19:48] <GERMATOID> AND THEY'RE PEARLS, NOT BALLS
[19:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Fine while Pilaf-quivalent stands there and plays with his Pearls.
[19:48] <FireFly_9> That's hardly any better.




[19:49] <GERMATOID> I THINK I SAW THIS IN THE 1966 BATMAN MOVIE
[19:50] <FireFly_9> Yes, because in this age of martial arts and swords, people routinely move about on jetskis...
[19:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey, Bulma had a jeep
[19:50] <GERMATOID> YEAH BUT SHE WAS AN INVENTOR, SHE COULD HAVE INVENTED IT
[19:51] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> da bad gius had UEOs
[19:51] <FireFly_9> Well they were aliens... so they are exempt. Heh.




[19:53] <=^catablanca^=> Who's that breakdancing dude with the giant Roach Carapace on his back?
[19:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude that's so obviously Kamesennin




[19:55] <=^catablanca^=> I see that now
[19:56] <GERMATOID> (KAMESENNIN) "ARE YOU TRYING TO SEDUCE ME, MS. BRIEFS?"
[19:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (Bulma) "Are you trying to nauseate me, Mr. God of Martial arts?"
[19:57] <Cést_la_V> (Kamesennin) "I'm also the god of *marital arts*" hehehehehe
[19:57] <FireFly_9> Sadly he WOULD say something like that.




[19:58] <FireFly_9> "Yea, for I hath mastered the mighty rotoscoped film scratch..."
[20:02] <=^catablanca^=> It's been over an hour already and the plot hasn't moved at all...
[20:02] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I guess dis sit rally is a paur of da DRAG ON bal fanchise
[20:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Silence heretic! Do not forget Haruka 25:36-- "Thou shalt not Dis the Dragon Ball."




[20:05] <=^catablanca^=> Oh my GOD OMFG a self-flagellating sumo transvestite
[20:05] <Cést_la_V> So it's Ranma live-action?




[20:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HOLY SH[BLEEP]T they BLEW UP KAme Island
[20:06] <=^catablanca^=> I bet his insurance rates will go through the roof.... get it, through the roof... hehehehe
[20:07] <Cést_la_V> Give it up Artemis
[20:07] <=^catablanca^=> ...




[20:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> PH33R the Dragon Team!
[20:08] <FireFly_9> "I'll get right to action once I've finished wiping this mucus I just extracted from my left nostril onto my moustache"
[20:08] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror olong az rombo
[20:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You realize that in this flick Yamucha has been BOTH Tuxedo Mask and the Moonlight Knight?
[20:09] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hez such a dam playa




[20:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "Lou Ferrigno in a shocking Dual Role as the Dynamic Butt Kicking Kung Fu Duo!"
[20:11] <FireFly_9> Kempo.
[20:11] <GERMATOID> GESUNDHEIT!
[20:12] <Cést_la_V> Lou who?
[20:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Before your time, kid




[20:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> THIS IS MY LOVE-BITCH
[20:16] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> (sun gohin) "me ruv u rong tim"
[20:16] <=^catablanca^=> My god... he's wearign that lingerie AND he's tied up Son Gohan...
[20:17] <Cést_la_V> This movie is perverse!!




[20:18] * Cést_la_V imitates a ghost

[20:18] <Cést_la_V> "weee are alll the peeopleee whose energyyyy got suuuucked ooouuuuuuuttttt innnn the maaaaaaaaaaking of thiiiiiissssss mooooooooooviiee....."
[20:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WHOA! They killed Pilaf by shoving the DBs in his THROAT so they would all come together and Shenlong would EXPLODE out of his body
[20:20] <GERMATOID> DOESN'T THAT VIOLATE THE RULES
[20:20] <FireFly_9> Why didn't they try this on Cell?
[20:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It would have just made him angry




[20:21] <FireFly_9> Behold Shenlong
[20:21] <GERMATOID> HUH I THOUGHT IT WAS A FILM SCRATCH
[20:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Didn't Lord Zedd have one of those once on Power Rangers?
[20:24] <FireFly_9> And there you have it... "Dragonball: The Magic Begins"
[20:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "...to fade like the lustre of a Drunken Vegas Wedding"
[20:25] * FireFly_9 slices the DVD in two with her glaive

[20:26] <Cést_la_V> Chotto matte!! You should have ejected the disc first!
[20:26] <FireFly_9> Your DVD player was tainted. I cleansed it. I brought it the fresh sweet cleansing of Death.
[20:27] * FireFly_9 grins

[20:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh crap she's gone into "that" mode again
[20:27] <Cést_la_V> Kowaiyo....
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LMAO! Go Hotaru! Here's a good list:
1. Chibi-usa
2. Helios
3. Whoever thought of live action DB
4. TV Evangelists

Kakyuu [e-mail] • 05/25/04 07:38pm

Moonstar...must you mention that movie,witch brings about horrable memories of David Bowie in spandex? first Dr X crushes my love of Buffy with Giles as Dr. Frankenfurter and now this???...I know i'm a moral-less evil so and so...but that just takes cruel to a whole new level...

~Wolfwood is f**king traumatized~

DJ WOLFWOOD [e-mail] • 05/02/04 03:11am

Heh heh! We definitely need some inputs from the DBZ gang!
And Hotaru-chan, way to go! Silence is truely golden at times, don't you agree?

SaturnGrl [e-mail] • 05/02/04 02:18am

Yes, you're on a role Hotaru, don't stop now! Here's a short list
1.) Chibi-Usa
2.) Helios
3.) Telivangolist, or how ever you spell that

And yes Haruka, there are many movies where men play with their balls. Just look at the Labyrinth.

Moonstar [e-mail] • 05/01/04 10:02pm

Go Hotaru-chan!
I would have done the same thing with my trusty ofuda. :)
(As well as Chibiusa-chan, but that's a different story.)

Not the ReiBot • 05/01/04 08:40pm

Gone into that mode again? She should truly stay in that mode, Hotaru keeps the shit out of the world then.

Overall, that movie..... scared the shit out of me! EVIL! rei.bot, can you like go with Hotaru and kill whomever thought of that?

Seiya Kou [e-mail] • 05/01/04 08:08pm

Stop, in the name of all that which does not suck!
Seriously, the sumo-transvestite was just plain SCARY ( like the obese zombie in "Dawn of the Dead" ), the guy with the roach carapace looked like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle wannabe at first glance...but "Roid-Pilaf standing there playing with his balls" and "Machine Gunner Tuxedo Kamen" were just too funny!

However, Hotaru's finshing was the best of all. The disc HAD to die. That is why we love her so.

Solarchos [e-mail] • 05/01/04 07:50pm



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