Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #557: “Revenge is a dish best served cold”
#557: “Revenge is a dish best served cold”

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[13:38] <// J_Daito //> Did you see it
[13:38] <=^catablanca^=> It was... unbelievable...
[13:39] <FireFly_9> I missed it... my mind is still rife with images of Papa and Michiru-momma...
[13:39] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror gat ovar it aready
[13:40] <FireFly_9> Easy for you to say! Your world hasn't been shattered!
[13:40] <// J_Daito //> I think I hear Ten'ou coming now
[13:40] <H3LLI05> yoyoyo did you see the big fight that happened late last night
[13:41] <// J_Daito //> That's what we're talking about, idiot
[13:41] <H3LLI05> shut up fool before I bit[BLEEP]chslap yo ass and send you back to school
[13:42] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi

[13:42] <spiritflame> Irasshai --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
[13:42] <// J_Daito //> hey Ten'ou
[13:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WHERE THE HELL IS AINO MINAKO
[13:42] <=^catablanca^=> Dunno, she hasn't come back yet
[13:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> SHE IS SO DEAD
[13:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> SO VERY [BLEEP]ING DEAD
[13:43] <Mdm_Maestro> So are you going to tell us what happened, or are you going to sit there and scream like a rhesus monkey who's just seen the face of Michael Jackson for the first time?
[13:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dammit!
[13:45] <// J_Daito //> hehehe
[13:45] <// J_Daito //> We saw it all
[13:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ARRGH
[13:45] <FireFly_9> Well I didn't...
[13:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Good!
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[13:45] <FireFly_9> What... happened?
[13:45] <// J_Daito //> First Ten'ou goes out to Ichinohashi park, where she's set up to duel with Tsukino
[13:46] <H3LLI05> but to give herself some extra luck, she went out in a special tux
[13:48] <FireFly_9> ?
[13:48] <H3LLI05> As part of a surprise attack, she dyed her blonde hair black
[13:48] <FireFly_9> Wait... if Haruka-poppa were to dye her hair black...
[13:48] <=^catablanca^=> Yup, she's almost a dead ringer for Endymion
[13:49] <// J_Daito //> It was hilarious, Tsukino is coming out of the Time Gate screaming her head off to Setsuna to stay away from her "man-meat" when she turnsaround and stares right into the face of what she thinks is her lover
[13:50] <FireFly_9> And let me guess, Haruka-poppa suckerpunched her.
[13:50] <GERMATOID> NO SHE TRIED
[13:50] <FireFly_9> ? Usagi-san Blocked?!
[13:50] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> moar lik moma hit harackra fist!!
[13:51] <FireFly_9> Did she see through the disguise?
[13:51] <// J_Daito //> LMAO no
[13:51] <// J_Daito //> She thought it was Endymion she was punching out
[13:51] <FireFly_9> Oh dear
[13:51] <// J_Daito //> So Ten'ou's nose is broken, she's spinning around in pain, and Tsukino knees her in the "groin"...
[13:52] <FireFly_9> That would still hurt a bit, you know...
[13:52] <// J_Daito //> Yeah but Ten'ou was wearing a cup or something, she took the hit and screamed out some kind of obscenity, at which point Tsukino knew what was up
[13:53] <FireFly_9> Then what happened?
[13:53] <// J_Daito //> She was like "HOW DARE YOU IMPERSONATE MY MAMO-CHAN, IN THE NAME OF THE MOON I WILL PUNISH YOU"
[13:54] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> butt bai da end of da spech, harackra was like friken aslap
[13:54] <Mdm_Maestro> That sounds like her, all the attention span of grasshopper on prozac
[13:56] <GERMATOID> SO USAGI SHOOK HARUKA-KUN AWAKE
[13:56] <// J_Daito //> And then Ten'ou punched her in the nose as payback for the first hit
[13:57] <// J_Daito //> Tsukino started crying "Why, why?!" really pathetically, all the while going for her silver crystal...
[13:57] <FireFly_9> Duplicity? From Usagi?
[13:57] <=^catablanca^=> She's become quite dangerous thanks to her scheming to keep Mamoru in her clutches. In the palace she used to feign distress in order to get him to come close enough for her to chain him to her waist.
[13:58] <FireFly_9> ...
[13:58] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> so si wips out a sliver cystal
[13:59] <// J_Daito //> And she starts praying "O Mystical Silver Crystal, please help me teach Haruka-san a painful lesson
[13:59] <GERMATOID> BUT NOTHING HAPPENED
[13:59] <=^catablanca^=> Usagi was stunned
[13:59] <// J_Daito //> Then Ten'ou whips out the sword Aino lent her, saying "Mine is bigger than yours, [BLEEP]"
[14:00] <FireFly_9> So then what does Usagi-san do?
[14:01] <// J_Daito //> Predictably, she leaned on the Silver Crystal.
[14:01] <Mdm_Maestro> But I thought it didn't work
[14:01] <GERMATOID> SHE THREW IT AT HARUKA-KUN LIKE A ROCK! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[14:01] <// J_Daito //> Clocked Ten'ou one but GOOD
[14:02] <FireFly_9> ...
[14:02] <FireFly_9> So why is Haruka-poppa mad at Minako-san?
[14:02] <// J_Daito //> Well when she got hit, Ten'ou fell backwards, and let go of the sword, it swung around and came flying down at her... she caught it by enfolding the blade in her hands...
[14:03] <FireFly_9> So?
[14:03] <=^catablanca^=> Mina forgot to tell her that in addition to being made of the same material as the Ginzushou, the stone portion of the sword was also incredibly venomous
[14:04] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa was poisoned?!
[14:04] <GERMATOID> NOT QUITE... IF SHE HAD BEEN CUT, SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN POSIONED... BUT AS IT ONLY TOUCHED HER SKIN...
[14:04] <// J_Daito //> She's got so many hives she looks like a walking pimple colony...
[14:05] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[14:05] <=^catablanca^=> Touching her in even the slightest way causes her extreme pain...
[14:05] <// J_Daito //> And as a consequence she'd had to go around totally naked dipped in Calamine lotion waiting for the blisters to subside
[14:06] <FireFly_9> Good grief...
[14:06] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> of curse it dadn't halp dat momy tok da low rod an kacked harackra whil si was doun
[14:07] <FireFly_9> *WITH* the blisters? Oh my...
[14:07] <GERMATOID> HMM GLAD I USED GLOVES WHEN I WAS PULLING OFF ALL THAT DNA FROM THE SWORD
[14:07] <// J_Daito //> Hey Souichi I'm coming down there I want to see your progress with the Beryl clone
[14:08] <GERMATOID> OK
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Client: FireFly_9
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[14:08] <FireFly_9> Jedite, you're not actually going to help him clone Beryl, are you?
[14:09] <// J_Daito //> Hell no I'm gonna put a fly in the ointment
[14:09] <// J_Daito //> And if you tell your dad I'm gonna take you out... and I don't mean for dinner
[14:09] <FireFly_9> As if I want Beryl resurrected... with my luck, Father would try to marry her...
[14:10] * FireFly_9 shudders

[14:10] <// J_Daito //> Don't worry, I've got the matter well in hand
[14:10] <FireFly_9> Ok.
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[14:10] <=^catablanca^=> Where's Mina she forgot to leave my food out and I can't get the fridge open
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Client: H3LLI05
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Acknowledging Chat Request...
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[14:11] <H3LLI05> A/S/L
[14:12] <FireFly_9> What.
[14:12] <H3LLI05> A/S/L
[14:12] <FireFly_9> You know all that about me already.
[14:12] <H3LLI05> But I just like to see you type, baby...
[14:12] <FireFly_9> Ugh if you message me again I'll have rei.bot ban you
[14:13] <H3LLI05> I like it when you get rough with me baby
[14:13] <FireFly_9> Ugh.
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[14:13] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (The Sound of Silence is Truly Deafening)

[14:13] *** spiritflame has kicked H3LLi05 from #suburbansenshi (REASON: do not be an ass )

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Sorry I must agree

Kakyuu [e-mail] • 05/25/04 08:12pm

Rei.bot should ban him...but then again, despite the fact that he's completely annoying and perverted, Subrban Senshi just wouldn't be the same...it is funny whenever he gets kicked out though. Which is every single time. :)
Sorry Hotaru-chan, Forgive me, but I'm afraid he's here to stay and annoy you.

SaturnGrl [e-mail] • 04/30/04 08:57pm

Poor Haruka! And why doesn't Usagi just get a vibrator? lol.

Moonstar [e-mail] • 04/30/04 04:46pm

Dammit, Helios! Leave! Hotaru! ALONE! We've already got Chibiusa as our primary objective. Don't make us reprioritize. Believe me; that would suck for you...and not in that fun, sexy way, either.

Solarchos [e-mail] • 04/30/04 03:31pm



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