Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #553: “Like, Whatever”
#553: “Like, Whatever”

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*** Topic is '-= Souichi uses Prozac =-'
[18:10] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> lik i wana fackin be halen of troi
[18:11] <FireFly_9> A Betazed rock star?
[18:11] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak u bich u kno wat i meen
[18:11] <FireFly_9> Why would you want to be Helen of Troy?
[18:11] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> becuz den peopel wul kall demseeves ovar mi
[18:12] <FireFly_9> You... want people to kill themselves over you?
[18:12] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> sit ya it wud mak mi feele improtant
[18:12] <FireFly_9> That is a very perverse thing to say.
[18:12] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshs ur jast piased bcuz no men wil kal demsleves ovar u
[18:13] <FireFly_9> I wouldn't *want* anyone to kill themselves over me.
[18:13] <GERMATOID> I ALMOST KILLED MYSELF OVER YOU
[18:13] <FireFly_9> First of all, you were my parent-- and second of all, you also killed me... technically
[18:14] <GERMATOID> OOPS
[18:14] <FireFly_9> heh
[18:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WTF "heh"
[18:14] <FireFly_9> ?
[18:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You let HIM get away with a mere "heh" and *I* get loads of [BLEEP] from you
[18:16] <FireFly_9> Papa did what he did out of Love...
[18:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> BULLS[BLEEP]T I specifically heard him say "Love? What is that? Muahahahahahah!"
[18:17] <FireFly_9> When was this?
[18:17] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> rite after u facking riped out mai hart an ate it
[18:17] <FireFly_9> heh... I wasn't myself at the time.
[18:17] <GERMATOID> YOU TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING, TEN'OU-KUN?
[18:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah prof, I'm sick of your preferential treatment BS
[18:18] <GERMATOID> SO YOU WANNA THROW DOWN?
[18:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I coudl kick your ass old man
[18:18] <GERMATOID> I'M ONLY 40 YEARS OLD, JERK
[18:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You're a fricken Oji-san to me, Ojisan!
[18:19] <GERMATOID> WHY YOU
[18:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah yeah, WTF you gonnaefwfewrbhtgfsadsdadfgjgnhgg ARGTRRweds
[18:19] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has quit IRC (broken pipe)

[18:19] <FireFly_9> I wonder what...
[18:19] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[18:20] * GERMATOID HOLDS UP A HOMEBREW 500,000W TASER FOR WHICH I AM APPLYING FOR A PATENT

[18:20] <FireFly_9> Papa... that's a little much...
[18:21] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi

[18:21] <spiritflame> Irasshai --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
[18:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> my heart... dying... help me...
[18:21] <GERMATOID> NOW WHO'S THE OLD MAN! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[18:21] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- has a special finger for you would you like to see it

[18:22] <GERMATOID> DON'T PUSH ME PUNK, OR I GET THE CATTLE PROD!
[18:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...usotski...
[18:23] <// J_Daito //> What? Souichi is one of THOSE?
[18:23] <GERMATOID> NO BUT I MADE ONE IN THE LAB ONCE
[18:24] *** Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd.dsl.xadiumproductions.com] has joined #suburbansenshi

[18:24] *** spiritflame sets mode +o Dr_Xadium

[18:24] <spiritflame> Irasshai Dr_Xadium
[18:24] <Dr_Xadium> my hearts... dying... help me...
[18:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Souichi hit you with the taser too?
[18:24] <Dr_Xadium> Not quite...
[18:25] <Dr_Xadium> Hotaru... I leave tonight's Pizza... to you...
[18:25] *** Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd.dsl.xadiumproductions.com] has left #suburbansenshi (dies)

[18:25] <FireFly_9> ...
[18:27] <// J_Daito //> Hey I want Pizza too, Tomoe
[18:27] <FireFly_9> So Teleport over.
[18:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Kickass!
[18:27] <FireFly_9> Not you.
[18:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Why NOT me?!
[18:27] <FireFly_9> I'm exercising my right to be slightly petty and spiteful for the night. I will leave you a cold slice for use on the morrow.
[18:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I don't need your charity, you who I RAISED AS MY VERY OWN...! MY VERY OWN!
[18:29] <FireFly_9> And who do you think I learned the petty grudgefulness from?!
[18:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Michiru!
[18:29] * FireFly_9 frowns

[18:29] <FireFly_9> Be that as it may...
[18:30] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> nay harackra, lik wuld u kill peopel ovar mi?
[18:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Only if I had to kill the people over you to get to you so I could deal the death blow, squirt
[18:30] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wat da fick u defand mai mudder and nit mi?! im ur futar picess
[18:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> DID YOU EVER WONDER WHY WE NEVER WENT TO THE FUTURE WITH YOU GUYS?!
[18:31] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> u fackers was laft behand
[18:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah but Sets coulda given us the hookup, we chose to STAY
[18:32] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ur sach a pankass i shuld tal mai momy 2 kack ur as
[18:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh yeah, well if she put the Magic Space rock down for one sec I could kick her ass!
[18:32] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak u da cistal is a purt of har bodi si gats to usr it lik ur tansfurmashum
[18:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> man then it's a BS match
[18:33] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wat bich u ant beet a teny latel rok?? hshshshshhshsshsh!!!1
[18:34] *** Cést_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi

[18:34] <spiritflame> Irasshai Cést_la_V
[18:34] <Cést_la_V> Hello!!
[18:34] <Cést_la_V> ♫ Is everyone ready for Pizza? ♫
[18:34] <FireFly_9> How can you think of food...
[18:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'll wipe the [BLEEP]ing FLOOR with her!
[18:35] <Cést_la_V> Whoa?! What did I do?!
[18:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Not you Neko-chan, I'm telling shroomhead here that if her mom wasn't leaning on the damn Space rock I could kick her ass in a fight
[18:36] <Cést_la_V> Oh hehehehehehe
[18:36] <Cést_la_V> Hmm I have something that could even the odds... actually it's better
[18:37] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wat da fack crak u smokng venis u dnt gat sit y dnt u go cral back int2 wateavar hol u craled ot from
[18:38] <Cést_la_V> Be quiet before I come over there and teach you a lesson!!
[18:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ignore the fungus' verbal vomit, you got an equalizer?
[18:38] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Everything that elevates an individual above the herd and intimidates the neighbor, is henceforth called evil.)

[18:39] <Cést_la_V> I doo!
[18:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Details!
[18:39] * Cést_la_V will be right back

[18:39] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> si ant gat sit
[18:40] <FireFly_9> Hmm... it might be amusing to see Usagi-san smear Haruka-poppa into paste...
[18:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh you think that's so funny
[18:40] <FireFly_9> What the hell is...
[18:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ?
[18:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You rarely swear...
[18:41] * Cést_la_V is back

[18:41] * Cést_la_V holds up a crystal sword

[18:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What...
[18:41] <Cést_la_V> This sword is made of the same material as the Ginzushou! I ran Queen Beryl through with it one time!! She didn't like that at all!!
[18:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HOLY [BLEEP] give it here
[18:42] <Cést_la_V> Just promise you're not going to kill Usagi-chan or maim her or something
[18:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Err, what's your definition of maim...
[18:43] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa!
[18:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What!? What if by accident I swing and nick her ear, that's like a maiming if you get all technical
[18:43] <Cést_la_V> You can't leave any marks!!
[18:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> man
[18:44] <Cést_la_V>
[18:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> okok I'll play by your COMPLETELY UNREASONABLE RESTRICTIONS
[18:44] <Cést_la_V> OK I'll lend it to you tomorrow
[18:45] <GERMATOID> MINAKO-KUN...
[18:45] <Cést_la_V> ?
[18:45] <GERMATOID> YOU SAY YOU IMPALED BERYL WITH THAT SWORD?
[18:45] <Cést_la_V> Hai!!
[18:45] <GERMATOID> DID YOU WIPE OFF ALL THE BLOOD?
[18:46] <Cést_la_V> What a weird question...
[18:46] <GERMATOID> JUST HUMOUR ME
[18:46] <Cést_la_V> I wiped it off, but there might be a spot here or there...
[18:46] <FireFly_9> No Papa!
[18:46] <GERMATOID> CAN I BORROW IT FOR A FEW MINUTED BEFORE TEN'OU-KUN GETS IT?
[18:47] <FireFly_9> No PAPA!
[18:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey he's gonna cut a piece off to make a new Ginzushou, he said he was making a one
[18:47] <Cést_la_V> You can't break it!!
[18:48] <GERMATOID> NONONO THAT'S NOT IT, I JUST WANT TO TAKE A DNA SAMPLE
[18:48] <FireFly_9> Papa!
[18:48] <Cést_la_V> Ok!!
[18:48] <FireFly_9> Minako-san! What's wrong with you! you know that letting PAPA have access to DNA is a sure-fire recipe for disaster!
[18:49] <Cést_la_V> I'm just feeling very happy and generous right now!!
[18:49] <FireFly_9> Arrgh!
[18:49] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[18:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ♫ I'm gonna kick her ass... I'm gonna kick her ass... ♫
[18:50] <GERMATOID> AND SOON I'LL GET TO SEE IF BERYL'S GOT BACK! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
[18:50] <FireFly_9> Minako what ARE you doing keeping ancient artifacts of supremely mystical power?!
[18:51] <Cést_la_V> It was propping up one end of a bookshelf!
[18:52] <FireFly_9> Wait a minute... the old bookshelf in the study? What did you replace it with?
[18:52] <Cést_la_V> Replace?
[18:52] <FireFly_9> Oh God.
[18:52] * FireFly_9 runs off to fix it before someone DIES from all the books falling on them

[18:53] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi

[18:53] <spiritflame> Irasshai // J_Daito //
[18:53] <// J_Daito //> So what did I miss?
[18:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm gonna kick Usagi's ass and Prof is gonna clone Queen Beryl
[18:54] <// J_Daito //> OH HELL NO
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• 06/14/12 04:22am

KILL SPORE!

Kakyuu [e-mail] • 05/25/04 08:36pm

I'm sure she could use two at once by pulling some kind of ill concievef miyamoto mushashi stunt... :)

Xadium • 05/01/04 01:01am

Ah, that would do it, yes. I was just remembering the original Ami-analysis of the thing, not any later talk about it.

But hey, there are other Sailor Moon continuity swords Haruka could get... she should go grab the "Last Dracul" Sammael Sword from Tomoe or something. Live Action Kunzite's energy absorbing sword would be a big help, too. 'Course, she can only use one at a time. Hmm, how about sword-chucks...?

Dallbun [e-mail] • 05/01/04 12:52am

Well there's this in the act 11 translation:

"He grabs her roughly around the neck and lifts her in the air. "Ha
ha!" He glares at her, his eyes black. "Tell me! If this
is the Mystical Silver Crystal, why does it have no power? Besides
this small broken piece and that sword, where is the rest of the
crystal, with the real power!?"

So I inferred they were made of the same stuff.

Xadium • 04/30/04 10:19am

Actually, I think the sword is only made of Ginzuishou-stuff in the Mixx version of the manga, though I would have to go read through my Volumes 3 and 4 Alex Glover translations to be completely sure. I think it's just "a unique, toxic substance." But then again, it's Minako saying this... she's not a reliable source. And that's not to say the sword can't do cool stuff anyway.

Dallbun [e-mail] • 04/30/04 10:02am

The Betazoids would be screaming in pain.
That's what they'd be doing once they get a hold of the Spore.

Not the ReiBot • 04/29/04 09:01pm

And mine too Project ACUO. http://www.angelfire.com/realm2/anti_c_u/

YingGirl [e-mail] • 04/29/04 12:12pm

Don't worry, Yinggirl. There are plenty of people and organizations who'd happily join forces against anything the Dark Lady Chibiusa could muster behind her. Project CURE forever!

Solarchos [e-mail] • 04/29/04 11:11am

And what, exactly, would the Betazoids do with Chibiusa??? I can't imagine it being pretty, since they'd know exactly how bad her mind was...

Zillah3 • 04/29/04 10:15am

Actually, they are people who will sacrifice their life for Chibi Usa...

People from Project CAT (Chibi's Are Terrific), CULAPC (Chibi Usa Lovers Against Project Cure), and CUTE (Chibi Usa is Terrific, Everyone).

Not to mention the SM fan rejects of Chibi Usa who proudly will do anything for the stupid pink haired bitch.

YingGirl [e-mail] • 04/29/04 06:21am

OK DEAR LORD! THAT BLINDED ME!!! ARG!!!!

Seiya Kou [e-mail] • 04/29/04 06:20am

[ADULT WARNING]

Oh, Beryl definately has curviture. See for yourself here.
http://grimbor.galactichentai.com/zirk/jupiter/jupdou4.htm

I'd advise that you hurry, the gallery will be rotated in a couple of days.
...
Just the same, I'd like to see what comes of this (hopefully successful) cloning attempt.

Flesh Religion [e-mail] • 04/29/04 02:38am

allright Professor!!! tap dat evil @$$!

DJ WOLFWOOD [e-mail] • 04/29/04 01:51am

Wonder if this means Beryl will become a new addition to Suburban Senshi...heh heh! Could probably prove to be amusing! Poor Jedite's gonna hate Souichi even more if he's successful!

Who kills themselves for the Spore? I don't remember there being a mass ChibiUsa cult suicide lately...
And Hotaru can have her pick from any bishonen in the Anime universe! She's that cute! Moreso than that little power puff reject.

SaturnGrl [e-mail] • 04/28/04 09:52pm

wow, will she be like PGSM Beryl? I've been hoping that they'd film her as a civilian, no curly red hait stuff, but the she can still wear that cleavage, er, dress. If she is, I wonder if haruka would hit on her, or is she too old?

sera|girl [e-mail] • 04/28/04 08:59pm

Oh great. The return of Beryl the Beastly B#^%h. That sounds like the title of a bad B-movie.

Also, if Chibiusa becomes Helen of Troy I say we nuke Troy.

Solarchos [e-mail] • 04/28/04 08:38pm

Heh? yes...... Interesting.... I have no clue what that's about....

OKAY! Were was I? Umm...... OH YA! Queen Beryl was a bitch... and that sword is not to be used by Haruka against Usagi! But what's Hotaru fonna find to prop up the bookshelf?

Seiya Kou [e-mail] • 04/28/04 07:35pm

BTW, I think you people will find this funny:

SparkLR**: Newtons are delightful. Quit ew-ing at them.

SparkLR**: Not the fig ones, though. Fig Newtons are like the crazy grandpa of the Newton family.

SparkLR**: All the kids hate going to Grandpa Fig's for holidays. Especially Halloween, because he's the type of guy that will give you a grape as opposed to chocolaty goodness.

SparkLR**: But you're still forced to say "Thank you Grandpa Fig..." but really you just hate him.

SparkLR**:...I hate Grandpa Fig.

SparkLR**: Although...if you do get too depressed...you can think of Grandpa Fig fondly. But not too fondly, because then he might try to kiss you on your cheek with his figgy lips. ...I hate Grandpa Fig so much.

SparkLR**: stupid fig lips

Moonstar [e-mail] • 04/28/04 07:20pm

Run Jedite!!! Mrs. Frostie is coming back! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. . . .

Moonstar [e-mail] • 04/28/04 06:20pm



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