Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #536: “Minako's Dirty Little Secret [NSFW, 14+]”
#536: “Minako's Dirty Little Secret [NSFW, 14+] ”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= you guys are SO not ready for this =-'
[15:25] *** =^catablanca^= [] has joined #suburbansenshi

[15:25] <spiritflame> Irasshai =^catablanca^=
[15:25] <=^catablanca^=> Now... it is time....
[15:25] <Cést_la_V> Just get on with it!!
[15:26] <=^catablanca^=> I have to warn you all, that what I'm about to present is so scandalous, so shocking, so horrible and SO PAINFUL that I daren't even link this to a thumbnail...
[15:26] * Cést_la_V blinks

[15:26] <Dr_Xadium> Is it THAT bad?
[15:27] <=^catablanca^=> All I can say is, if you're at work, the link isn't safe for you.
[15:27] <=^catablanca^=> If you've got small children in the room, the link isn't safe for you...
[15:27] * Cést_la_V frowns

[15:28] <Cést_la_V> Just what is this...?
[15:28] <Dr_Xadium> Yes... really...
[15:28] <=^catablanca^=> This link will forever change the way you look at Aino Minako...
[15:28] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- whistles

[15:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I smell "scandalous no painting II-- the son of Scandal!"
[15:30] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is listening to: Bart Simpson - Deep Deep Trouble [128 kbps]

[15:30] <Dr_Xadium> Uhh, Arty... maybe you don't want to--
[15:30] <=^catablanca^=> It'll even change the way *you* look at her, Doc.
[15:30] <Dr_Xadium> Wai.... What? What is this, precisely?
[15:31] * Dr_Xadium is suddenly very curious

[15:31] * Cést_la_V smacks X-chan

[15:31] <Cést_la_V> What are you THINKING?! He's got nothing!! I keep TELLING YOU!!
[15:32] * =^catablanca^= sighs

[15:32] <=^catablanca^=> One last chance, Minako. Apologize for the bunny-suit pic, the picture of me giving Sparkles the Alleycat a backrub, the Drunken Bar pics and the aftermath, as well as the posting of my online flirtation with the lovely Biffy, and I'll stop this now...
[15:33] <Cést_la_V> HAH! YOU Apologize for posting that private painting of me and getting people talking, almost KILLING me by knocking me down the stairs as well as posting a picture of my ROOM for everyone to see!!
[15:35] <=^catablanca^=> ME apologize?! YOU STARTED IT!
[15:36] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is listening to: [ Techno ] DJ Liquid - I Can't Stop Raving [128 kbps]

[15:36] <=^catablanca^=> Know then that your arrogance brought us to this, Minako!! I'm sorry if our freidnship is over!
[15:36] <Cést_la_V> Oh get ON WITH IT!
[15:38] <=^catablanca^=> Fine
[15:38] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- gets ready to hit save

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[15:38] <spiritflame> Irasshai // J_Daito //
[15:38] <// J_Daito //> I'm not too late, am I?
[15:38] <=^catablanca^=> No... her shameful secret is about to be revealed
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[15:38] <spiritflame> Irasshai FireFly_9
[15:40] <FireFly_9> All right, Minako-san, I'm online as well...
[15:39] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is listening to: [ Max Headroom ] (Art of Noise) Paranoia [128 kbps]

[15:40] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshs s dis shuld be god
[15:40] <Dr_Xadium> Mina, are you sure there isn't anything we shoudl know?
[15:41] * Cést_la_V looks at X-chan sadly with the watery puppy eyes

[15:41] <Cést_la_V> X-chan... how can you doubt your beloved Minako-sama...
[15:41] * Dr_Xadium sighs

[15:41] <=^catablanca^=> Doubts? He'll be full of them
[15:42] * Cést_la_V points at Artremis Imperially

[15:42] <FireFly_9> "Imperiously".
[15:42] <Cést_la_V> Do you HAVE anything, or is this all a big case of MUD?
[15:44] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is listening to: Snap - I've got the Power [128 kbps]

[15:44] <=^catablanca^=> Haha since you guys doubt me, it's time.
[15:44] <// J_Daito //> It's been time for the last 10 minutes, cat... get on with it
[15:44] <=^catablanca^=> As you all saw from the picture of Mina's messy room, there's tons of junk crammed into a relatively small space...
[15:45] <=^catablanca^=> Living on her own without her parents to goad her into keeping things neat, she's fallen into a rather slobby way of living...
[15:46] <Cést_la_V> Is there a point to this Speech
[15:46] <=^catablanca^=> Always
[15:46] <=^catablanca^=> It also allowed her to more freely pursue a more... non-mainstream habit...
[15:47] <Cést_la_V> ...
[15:47] <Dr_Xadium> What
[15:47] <Cést_la_V> I don't know what he means
[15:47] <=^catablanca^=> Deny... Deny all you want, Minako... but this picture I have here is the most damning indictment of your perverse secret lifestyle that NO ONE has EVER suspected even EXISTED until now
[15:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hohohohoho
[15:48] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- drools and prepares to save

[15:48] <=^catablanca^=> One day, while I was rifling through Mina's room looking for Catnip....err,, I mean hunting for mice...
[15:50] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is listening to: [ Ted Nugent ] Cat Scratch Fever [128 kbps]

[15:50] <=^catablanca^=> I happened to come across something so disturbing and damaging that I didn't know what to make of it at first...
[15:50] <Cést_la_V> ...
[15:51] <=^catablanca^=> I mean even thinking about it now, gives me the heebie-jeebies...
[15:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[15:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You don't mean she has a
[15:52] <=^catablanca^=> Hey! I don't have fleas!!
[15:52] <=^catablanca^=> Fine. It's time for the link. Just remember, this is an R-Rated, NSFW, not suitable for human consumption picture...
[15:53] <FireFly_9> Minako-san...?
[15:53] <Cést_la_V> I pre-emptively deny everything and plead the fifteenth!!
[15:54] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is listening to: Michael Jackson - Thriller [128 kbps]

[15:55] <=^catablanca^=> I found this hidden in a pile of her clothes...
[15:55] <=^catablanca^=> It was old and showed considerable signs of use...
[15:56] <Cést_la_V> Masaka... Artemis... Chotto Matte...!
[15:56] <Dr_Xadium> Minako...?
[15:56] <Cést_la_V> Don't do it Artemis!! I'll never forgive you!!
[15:56] <=^catablanca^=> And at last, you begin to understand...
[15:56] <=^catablanca^=> But it... is too late for you, young Aino...
[15:56] <=^catablanca^=> Aino Minako's ultimate shame... the thing she doesn't want anyone to know about ever...
[15:57] <=^catablanca^=> is HERE!!!
[15:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh mother of f[BLEEP]k I'm blind
[15:59] * // J_Daito // falls out his chair in agony

[15:59] <Dr_Xadium> OH BY RASSILON THE PAIN
[15:59] * Dr_Xadium throws up violently

[16:01] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is listening to: Aerosmith? - Don't Fear The Reaper [128 kbps]

[16:01] <FireFly_9> Oh good god... my mind reels
[16:01] * Cést_la_V twitches

[16:02] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hloy sit evan i wulnt wat 2 hav sax wit ham '
[16:02] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. piks ot har eyez

[16:02] <Cést_la_V> That was-- that was *low*, Artemis...
[16:03] <spiritflame> why minako why
[16:03] <Cést_la_V> ...
[16:03] <Cést_la_V> He's an incredible idol in Germany!!
[16:03] * Cést_la_V blushes

[16:03] * FireFly_9 looks at Minako as if she were mad

[16:03] <Cést_la_V> What, all girls have to have their idols!!
[16:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't [BLEEP]ing tell me HE WAS your INSPIRATION?!
[16:04] <Cést_la_V> Well mor eof in the sense of "if he could make it then so could I"!!
[16:04] <// J_Daito //> Strangely, I'd say "I can see that", but I'm DAMNABLY BLIND!
[16:04] * // J_Daito // goes to flush out his eyes with SULFURIC ACID

[16:06] <Dr_Xadium> Minako-chan... that... OMG...
[16:06] * Dr_Xadium resumes the regurgitus

[16:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> We can't do the Kill Bill thing today, I'm too [BLEEP]ing [BLEEP]ed up now
[16:05] * Cést_la_V sighs

[16:06] * Cést_la_V narrows her eyes

[16:06] <Cést_la_V> well played, Mr. Artemis... but now I am am forced to
[16:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> NO! NO WAY! THIS IS OVER NOW
[16:06] <// J_Daito //> Yeah Catman wins, this little war's starting to take casualties, and the casulaties are US
[16:07] <Cést_la_V> Demo... I have to retaliate!!
[16:07] <// J_Daito //> NO! As Jed, Jury and Electrocutioner, I deem this contest CLOSED and Artemis D. Cat the WINNAH by TKO
[16:08] * Dr_Xadium nods

[16:08] <Dr_Xadium> So let it be written, so let it be done
[16:08] * Cést_la_V looks at Xadium-chan in shock

[16:09] <Cést_la_V> X-chan!!
[16:09] <Dr_Xadium> Mina... can you really one-up the nude hasselhoff
[16:09] <FireFly_9> With *puppies*?
[16:09] <Cést_la_V> I... I---
[16:10] * Cést_la_V bows her head in shame

[16:10] <Cést_la_V> no
[16:10] * Dr_Xadium gives Minako-chan a consoling hug

[16:10] <Dr_Xadium> It's ok... I'm sure it;ll all be forgotten by tomorrow
[16:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You lie like a cheap rug, Dr. X
[16:11] <// J_Daito //> I'm traumatized for life
[16:12] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ya fick i tink ive gon starile
[16:12] <// J_Daito //> One can only hope, runt
[16:12] <// J_Daito //> One can only hope
[16:12] * Cést_la_V glares at Artemis

[16:14] * =^catablanca^= lowers his head

[16:14] <Dr_Xadium> Now wait a sec guys...
[16:14] <Dr_Xadium> (pulls out wallet)
[16:15] * Dr_Xadium steals a tactic from Tsukino Usagi

[16:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You gonna bribe them with Korean Barbecue?
[16:16] <Dr_Xadium> That's Chiba, not me.
[16:16] * Dr_Xadium pulls out a picture

[16:16] <Dr_Xadium> You guys remember this?

[16:31] * Cést_la_V looks at the picture

[16:31] <=^catablanca^=> I remember...
[16:31] <=^catablanca^=> -sniffs-
[16:32] <FireFly_9> You two are the best of friends, no matter what...
[16:32] * =^catablanca^= sobs

[16:32] * Cést_la_V gets teary-eyed

[16:32] <Cést_la_V> how can I stay mad at my very best friend in the whole world over some stupid pictures!!??
[16:34] <=^catablanca^=> Mina!!
[13:34] <Cést_la_V> Artemis!!
[16:34] * =^catablanca^= breaks down and leaps into Mina's arms crying

[16:34] <Cést_la_V> there there Artemis... it's alright, I'm sorry, OK?
[16:35] <=^catablanca^=> Lets... never fight again!!
[16:35] <Cést_la_V> No, not ever
[16:36] <// J_Daito //> Blasted sentimental crap, I hoped they would fight until the death
[16:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And I wanted a hot scandalous picture
[16:36] <Cést_la_V> Haruka-san don't make me tell Michiru-san you've been hitting me up!!
[16:37] <FireFly_9> "Hitting on me"... "Chatting me up"...
[16:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bah
[16:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Tomorrow Is Kill Bill day don't forget
[17:38] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [] has left #suburbansenshi (Chisaki = GoGo)

[16:38] <Dr_Xadium> Mina...
[16:38] <Cést_la_V> Hai?
[16:39] <Dr_Xadium> *Hasselhoff*, though?
[16:39] <Cést_la_V> kekekekekekeeke... what can I say, I was young and impressionable, and he had a hot car ;)
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Uninformed Newbie [e-mail] • 04/24/04 12:14am

OMFG!!! I agree with Jed. The fight's over; Arty won. If Minako actually countered with "The Anime Nuke" all of our heads would explode.

Solarchos [e-mail] • 04/20/04 04:04pm

Ok, I only have two things to say. One, where in hell did that Hasselhoff thing come from?? Cause that's frickin' scary as hell. Two, other picture was cute. Nice to see 'em make up like that. ^_^

K. Nephrite [e-mail] • 04/19/04 11:30pm

But lo, for Artemis is the victor, as verily the nekkid Hasselhoff (with puppies) is indubitably the tactical nuke of shameful things one can possibly have in their closet...
I mean yes, Mina could have possibly countered with "Artemis does a Goatse", but I don't think *anyone* would have survived that. (And if you don't know what a "Goatse" is, consider yourself VERY VERY fortunate)

Xadium • 04/19/04 10:31pm

Damn...does this mean the duel's off? I think Minako had the upper hand with her pictures over poor Arty. I was hoping for some really GOOD dirt from both sides...Pooh...

SaturnGrl [e-mail] • 04/19/04 10:22pm

...naked...evil....haggard....eighties...dude...MUST END LIFE NOW!!!!!!!!! (puts Colt .45 to his head,cocks hammer back) ooh,Monster House is on!!! (runs for tv)

DJ WOLFWOOD [e-mail] • 04/19/04 09:53pm

I have to agree with Professor Tomae...Kitt did rule!!!

Sailor Q [e-mail] • 04/19/04 07:38pm

That was nothing short of hilarious. It had me in stiches for about a minute. :-) Congrats.

GKScotty [e-mail] • 04/19/04 06:45pm

GAH! I'M FREAKIN BLIND! KEEP IT AWAY! KEEP IT AWAY! ARG!!! *covers eyes in pain* Okay, okay, I'm not blind, thaty last picture was sweet... *sniff..*

Seiya Kou [e-mail] • 04/19/04 05:45pm