Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #535: “Sonambulic Solipsisms”
#535: “Sonambulic Solipsisms”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Heavy Metal Papillon ph33rs cyanide =-'
[03:01] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi

[03:01] <spiritflame> Irasshai FireFly_9
[03:01] <FireFly_9> I am bored.
[03:02] <GERMATOID> HOW COME, DEAR?
[03:02] <FireFly_9> There isn't anything to talk about, really.
[03:02] <GERMATOID> I SAW HELLBOY
[03:03] <FireFly_9> Wonderful characters, wasted experience-- as there was no plot.
[03:03] <FireFly_9> They spent more time fighting a second-fiddle monster than really dealing with the adversaries in the movie.
[03:04] <GERMATOID> I LIKE DEMONS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[03:04] <FireFly_9> Such stimulating conversation...
[03:04] <GERMATOID> WHEN LIFE IS SO BORING YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO BUT HANG OUT ON IRC, YOU'RE TRULY AN ANTISOCIAL GEEK!
[03:05] <FireFly_9> Are you trying to tell me something?
[03:05] <GERMATOID> NO, I'M A GEEK! BUT I GOT RICH BY IT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[03:05] <FireFly_9> You got rich by breaking every moral and ethical law in existence, papa...
[03:06] <GERMATOID> WHICH SEPARATES ME FROM THE FORTUNE 500 TYPES HOW EXACTLY?
[03:06] <FireFly_9> Just because everyone else is doing it doesn't make it *right*...
[03:07] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi

[03:07] <spiritflame> Irasshai --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
[03:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whew, Michiru is asleep finally
[03:07] <GERMATOID> HI HARUKA-KUN!
[03:07] <FireFly_9> Greetings, Haruka-poppa.
[03:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, she just wouldn't stop playing that cello... the bass was liquifying my intestines...
[03:08] <FireFly_9> Ugh, you didn't...
[03:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah plumber comes tomorrow
[03:09] <FireFly_9> I am so glad I live outside those walls...
[03:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hah yeah right you live with a roommate who's engaged in a petty feud with her CAT
[03:10] <FireFly_9> Her CAT is smarter than YOU are...
[03:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bah I don't believe it
[03:10] <FireFly_9> I saw Artemis solve a Rubix Cube last week.
[03:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LIES! Everyone knows those things are insoluble!
[03:11] <FireFly_9> ...
[03:11] <GERMATOID> I KNOW THE QUICKEST WAY TO SOLVE THEM!
[03:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ?
[03:11] <GERMATOID> PULL OFF THE PLASTIC COLORED BITS AND PASTE THEM BACK ON IN THE RIGHT ORDER! MUAHAHAAHHAAH!
[03:13] <FireFly_9> That's not really solving it...
[03:13] <GERMATOID> SURE IT IS! HOW DO YOU THINK THEY SOLVE THEM AT THE FACTORY
[03:15] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- listens to [ Saliva ] Click Click Boom.mp3

[03:15] <FireFly_9> Ahh, another thing I don't miss...
[03:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hah right you're the one who plays Bach's organ crap at like 10,000 decibels
[03:16] <FireFly_9> I find that sound uplifting and empowering... I just think your music is more akin to some kind of aural dissonance.
[03:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No way this [BLEEP] empowers me, it makes me feel like kicking ass
[03:17] <FireFly_9> ...
[04:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL it's quiet around here
[04:05] <FireFly_9> That's because it's sunday and there's nothing to do
[04:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey even GOD rested on a Sunday
[04:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hmm he shoulda been a teamster he coulda rested every day
[04:06] <GERMATOID> MAYBE NO ONE CHATS BECAUSE WE HAVE LIVES!
[04:06] * FireFly_9 just LOOKS at her father

[04:06] <GERMATOID> OR NOT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[04:07] *** .'~SugaBB_2999~'. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has joined #suburbansenshi

[04:07] <spiritflame> Irasshai .'~SugaBB_2999~'.
[04:07] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> oh guud u pplz are stal awike
[04:07] <GERMATOID> DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CALORIES IT TAKES TO DECODE YOUR SPELLING
[04:08] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak u im lak fda atkanz of spaling
[04:08] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I am de late delate
[04:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The hell did she just say?
[04:08] <FireFly_9> "The Lite Delite".
[04:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> How the [BLEEP] do you translate that crap?
[04:09] <FireFly_9> years of exposure to her have warped my brain.
[04:09] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshs im lik da azbastos hshshshshshs
[04:10] <FireFly_9> That's not something to be proud of, Chibiusa-chan.
[04:10] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> il tak wut i ken fakin gat
[04:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> This is too much for me...
[04:11] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- goes across the hall with a beer

[04:11] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa, what are you...?
[04:11] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is Away: Liquor

[04:12] *** Cést_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi

[04:12] <spiritflame> Irasshai Cést_la_V
[04:12] * Cést_la_V stetches

[04:12] <FireFly_9> Minako-san...?
[04:12] <Cést_la_V> I'm sooooo relaxed
[04:12] <FireFly_9> I'll bet... it's the middle of the night...
[04:14] <Cést_la_V> hahahah
[04:14] <Cést_la_V> What's going on, Chibiusa-chan?
[04:14] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> sdfawrE
[04:14] * Cést_la_V frowns

[04:14] <Cést_la_V> What did she say, Hotaru-chan?
[04:15] <FireFly_9> "sdfawrE"
[04:15] <Cést_la_V> That's what I thought...
[04:16] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is back

[04:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> heh
[04:16] <FireFly_9> Have a nice drink?
[04:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The drink wasn't for me...
[04:17] <FireFly_9> ?
[04:17] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> My life is so hollow and meaningless...
[04:17] <Cést_la_V> !?
[04:17] <GERMATOID> WHOA
[04:17] <FireFly_9> Is that Diana-chan?
[04:18] * Cést_la_V goes to wake up Artemis and X-chan

[04:18] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> No, it's me, Chibiusa...
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[04:18] <spiritflame> Irasshai =^catablanca^=
[04:18] <=^catablanca^=> What do you want, Mina, it's too late, I'm not changing my mind.
[04:19] <Cést_la_V> No you need to see...
[04:19] <=^catablanca^=> I've seen quite enough from you, thanks...
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[04:19] *** spiritflame sets mode +o Dr_Xadium

[04:19] <spiritflame> Irasshai Dr_Xadium
[04:19] * Dr_Xadium yawns

[04:19] <Dr_Xadium> I... don't have the power to chat right now...
[04:20] <Cést_la_V> LAZY! Wake up and look!! You'll never see this again!! It's more rare than Rally's Comet!!
[04:20] <Dr_Xadium> What
[04:20] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> My existence has been a hollow tissue of lies and sick perversions all designed to bring some joy into my otherwise barren childhood
[04:21] <=^catablanca^=> Holy...
[04:21] * Dr_Xadium is dreaming right

[04:21] <=^catablanca^=> That's gotta be Jedite in diguise right?
[04:22] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> No it is I Neo-Princess Serenity Small Lady Tsukino Usagi the second
[04:22] <=^catablanca^=> The hell?
[04:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I got her liquored up on Stout
[04:23] <=^catablanca^=> ...
[04:23] <Dr_Xadium> Who knew
[04:23] *** Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd.dsl.xadiumproductions.com] has left #suburbansenshi (Unconcious)

[04:24] <Cést_la_V> I guess his mind couldn;'t handle it... (^_^)
[04:24] <=^catablanca^=> I don't think mine can either...
[04:24] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa-chan...
[04:24] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Oh Hotaru, I've been such a reprobate little girl...
[04:24] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I grew up before my time...
[04:24] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I'm sorry for my delinquent behaviour...
[04:25] <FireFly_9> That's.. all right, Chibiusa-chan...
[04:25] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I'm sorry about Elios , the Chippendale's men, the Man-Droids, the lusting after both my father and yours...
[04:26] * FireFly_9 twitches

[04:26] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I deeply regret penning those perverse fanfictions to slake my repressed thirsts....
[04:27] <FireFly_9> What. Perverse. Fanfictions.
[04:27] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- wants URL

[04:27] <FireFly_9> No you don't!
[04:27] <Cést_la_V> The things you learn at night...
[04:31] * Cést_la_V wants the URL too

[04:31] <FireFly_9> Minako-san!
[04:31] * Cést_la_V is just grinding you up

[04:33] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> But with my new clarity I now look back upon my past sins and feel the pangs of conscience
[04:33] <FireFly_9> Good :) Now at last maybe you can get back to normal...
[04:34] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I am 904 years old... and alone... so alone...
[04:34] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is bored by this crap

[04:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> GD IRC i stayed on my computer to listen to one [BLEEP]ing song, and then got caught up in channel and i've been round my entire playlist and it's on again
[04:36] <Cést_la_V> heh
[04:36] <Cést_la_V> IRC does that... it seems to take over your whole life and not let go... :)
[04:37] <=^catablanca^=> Like one of your glomps
[04:37] <Cést_la_V>
[04:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Can you guys chill for a little while
[04:38] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Ahh the sweet joys of true friendship...
[04:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> AGH
[04:38] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa?
[04:38] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is Away: Basement

[04:39] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Hotaru, I would ask your help in finding me a suitable young man, but sadly you seem to be as adrift as I
[04:39] <FireFly_9> What... no... I merely have no interest at the present time...
[04:39] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Ahh so you are like Haruka and Michiru...
[04:40] <FireFly_9> NO, I merely have NO INTEREST in dating at the current time!
[04:40] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I see
[04:40] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> You justify your undesirability with a veneer of self-imposed isolation.
[04:41] <FireFly_9> ...!
[04:42] <Cést_la_V> Harsh
[04:42] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is back

[04:42] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- crosses the hall with some of Prof's TASTY COFFEE

[04:42] <=^catablanca^=> Wait, Haruka... you're not going to...
[04:43] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ARGETGH
[04:43] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- returns

[04:43] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak lik da uder dey i saw dis saxy men n i wuz lik hloy sit i went to gat in his pans
[04:43] <FireFly_9> I hate to say this, but I think I like her better this way.
[04:44] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> lak mi batter wat whey?
[04:44] <FireFly_9> Nevermind, Chibiusa-chan.
[04:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Anyway, I should have the Kill Bill tix tomm... between movie 1, movie 2 and RAW the whole day's booked solid
[04:47] * Cést_la_V will get the snacks

[04:47] <=^catablanca^=> If you can stand to be around her
[04:47] <Cést_la_V> What.
[04:47] <=^catablanca^=> When I show them what I've got
[04:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Is it another scandalous revelation about her private life?
[04:48] <=^catablanca^=> Yes. And it's SO BAD even I regret having let things come this far
[04:48] <Cést_la_V> I don't kjow what you're talking about, but you can let it drop right now. Just concede Defeat! There's no shame in losing to the wodnerful Aino Minako-sama!!
[04:50] <=^catablanca^=> Hah! They won't think you're so "wonderful" after tomorrow...
[04:50] <Cést_la_V> You have nothing! NOTHING!
[04:50] <=^catablanca^=> Keep telling yourself that, Minako... :(
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[04:51] <Cést_la_V> ...
[04:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You know, Neko-chan, pre-emptive full disclosure can go a long way to smoothing this kind of [BLEEP] out...
[04:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You can put your own spin on it
[04:52] <FireFly_9> I hate to say it, but Haruka-poppa's right...
[04:52] <Cést_la_V> But... honestly... there's nothing he could do that he hasn't already done...
[04:53] <FireFly_9> Respectfully, Minako-san, you *are* the girl who set up the Three Lights into taking compromising-looking photos with them...
[04:53] <Cést_la_V> kekeke
[04:54] * Cést_la_V whispers

[04:54] <Cést_la_V> X-chan doesn't like Yaten-kun because of that time at the idol competion where he got rought with me... kekekekeke
[04:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> big [BLEEP] I hate all those freaks, esp. that Seiya for puttin' the mack on Michi
[04:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And you can f'n land an airplane on Yaten's forehead
[04:56] <FireFly_9> Actually, wasn't that her idea? Trying to seduce him to "learn more" about him?
[04:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[04:56] <FireFly_9> Face it, both of you were quite amoral in the pursuit of your mission
[04:57] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ya lik si was facking pursing her "massion" LMAO hsshhshshssh
[04:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> We take whatever steps are neccessary... no matter how painful....
[05:00] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshs happocrate
[05:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> brb crapper
[05:01] <FireFly_9> Good grief, you did NOT need to share that with us
[05:01] <GERMATOID> NO I NEED TO KNOW SO I CAN START THE DEFUMIGATOR
[05:02] <Cést_la_V> I wonder what Artemis is planning...
[05:02] <FireFly_9> Why do you antagonize him so?
[05:02] <Cést_la_V> I'm just playing around with him... it's how we are
[05:02] <FireFly_9> He sounds fairly serious to me...
[05:03] <Cést_la_V> Yeah well so am I!! He always tells me what to do, so sometimes I have to stop him up and show him who's boss!!
[05:03] <FireFly_9> "Show him up".
[05:08] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is back

[05:09] <Cést_la_V> wb
[05:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> thx
[05:09] <Cést_la_V> Hotaru-chan, we need to spar tomorrow
[05:09] <FireFly_9> Why?
[05:09] <Cést_la_V> I ate too many Salsa chips today
[05:10] <FireFly_9> -sigh-
[05:10] <FireFly_9> Have you no self-control?
[05:10] <Cést_la_V> Of course I do!! I controlled myself to eat the chips I liked!! Hee hee
[05:11] <FireFly_9> Ugh. All right.
[05:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You can always "spar" with me, Neko-chan
[05:11] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- waggles an eyebrow

[05:11] <Cést_la_V> That's just creepy, Haruka-san
[05:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What
[05:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Spock and McCoy used to do it all the time on the Star Trek I used to watch as a child
[05:12] <Cést_la_V> I must have missed that episode....??
[05:12] <FireFly_9> I think she means the eyebrow-raising, Minako-san...
[05:13] <Cést_la_V> Oh
[05:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well there was also the rather explicit relationshiop betweenm Kirk and Spock...
[05:13] <Cést_la_V> what
[05:13] <FireFly_9> Yes, What?
[05:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I have proof
[05:16] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is listening to Kirk And Spock Love Affair.mp3

[05:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hahah if you can handle this NSFW (18+) audio here it is
[05:21] <Cést_la_V> LOL the SCREAMS!!
[05:21] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dis wnt hart a bat
[05:26] <FireFly_9> Amazing how they can take innocuous lines and turn them into... THAT...
[05:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> man the mp3 has another line about Spock being "substantial" the wav doesn't have
[05:27] <FireFly_9> Good grief.
[05:27] <GERMATOID> CAN YOU TELL IT'S LATE?! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[05:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah I better get soem rest, tomorrow should rock
[05:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ciao
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[05:29] <Cést_la_V> I better get back to bed too, don't want to be at half-power for whatever Artemis is planning
[05:30] *** Cést_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (See me now, hear me later!!!)

[05:30] <FireFly_9> ...
[05:30] <GERMATOID> WANT SOME TASTY COFFEE DEAR?
[05:30] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> no tanks hun
[05:30] <FireFly_9> ...
[05:31] <FireFly_9> Go to sleep Chibiusa-chan.
[05:31] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak u gnite bich
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[05:31] <GERMATOID> ACTUALLY I *WAS* TALKING TO HER! MUAHAHAHAHAH!
[05:31] <FireFly_9>
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[05:32] <GERMATOID> IT WAS JUST A JOKE HEHE
[05:32] *** GERMATOID [MadProf@ip667.m2net.ips.gakuenmugen.edu.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (TIME FOR SOME TASTY COFFEE!! MUAHAHAHAHAA!

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• 11/16/12 05:55pm

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• 11/14/12 09:43am

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• 09/13/12 10:39am

Yayyy!!! I didn't have to hurt myself trying to undertsnad Chibi-Usa!!!

Haruka is so awesome. *nuddges her* Smash the spore more often man! Er. . . woman. . .

I still think it's the best when Haruka can't remember which general Jediate is and which Zoi is. lol.

Moonstar [e-mail] • 04/23/04 05:31pm

I don't like her when she can talk, she makes too much sense! It's wrong! She sounds like Hotaru! No, wrong, so very wrong...

Seiya Kou [e-mail] • 04/20/04 06:33am

Whoa!!! I actually understood Chibi-Usa for once! As creepy as it sounds I kinda like her drunk like that! >shudders<

Solarchos [e-mail] • 04/19/04 03:35pm

I think Haruka's comment was supposted to be about Taiki's forehead, not Yaten... but then, this is Haruka. I wouldn't be surprised if she had no distinction in her mind between the two. Like with Jadeite and Zoicite.

Dallbun [e-mail] • 04/19/04 02:05am



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