Suburban Senshi IRC Chat #530: “The Cat with Fast Hands”
#530: “The Cat with Fast Hands”

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*** Topic is '-= The Elephant never Remembers!! =-'
[10:39] <=^catablanca^=> And the mice were deliciously tasty :)
[10:39] <FireFly_9> I'm... sure...
[10:39] <Cést_la_V> Artemis....
[10:39] <=^catablanca^=> eh... Mina?
[10:39] * Cést_la_V narrows her eyes

[10:39] * Cést_la_V is surrounded by a black aura of ki

[10:39] <Cést_la_V> Did you think I had forgotten about the _scandalous no painting_...
[10:40] <=^catablanca^=> Well I... yesterday, you didn't say anything... so...
[10:40] <Cést_la_V> That was because I had to go through my secret-secret files...
[10:41] <=^catablanca^=> Mina, now wait a minute...
[10:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh, I think they're about to escalate...
[10:41] * // J_Daito // gets the popcorn

[10:41] <Cést_la_V> If you're going to spill details about my private life to the whole world...
[10:41] <=^catablanca^=> Now wait, look, it was tit for tat! you posted that stupid picture of me in the bunny ears...!
[10:41] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshs he sad tat....
[10:42] <Cést_la_V> It's too late, Artemis... you crossed the Rubix Cube... I told you not to post that painting...
[10:42] <FireFly_9> "Rubicon"...
[10:42] <Cést_la_V> And now I have no choice...
[10:43] <=^catablanca^=> You...
[10:43] * =^catablanca^= calls your bluff

[10:43] <=^catablanca^=> You got NOTHIN'! Go ahead, do your WORST!
[10:43] <Cést_la_V> O poor noble cat... "how doth your pride slip and fall"...
[10:44] <FireFly_9> "Pride goeth before a fall..."
[10:45] <=^catablanca^=> You can't psych me out..!
[10:45] <Cést_la_V> I'm sorry Artemis, but I bet you didn't know that Mako-chan gave me a small credit-card sized digital camera for my birthday last year...
[10:46] <=^catablanca^=> Hah it's well known you can't work consumer electronics without eventually breaking them in a fit of klutziness
[10:47] <Cést_la_V> I've gotten better over the years, Artemis...
[10:47] <=^catablanca^=> ...
[10:47] <Cést_la_V> ...much better.... when the world cries out for the truth of a candid camera, Aino Minako is there!!
[10:48] * Cést_la_V poses

[10:48] <=^catablanca^=> ... I say again... you... you. got. NOTHIN.
[10:48] <Cést_la_V> Oh? is *this* a nothing??
vavavavoom

[10:51] <=^catablanca^=> AGGGH!
[10:51] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- spits out her cola all over the screen

[10:51] <// J_Daito //> Ho ho ho...
[10:51] <// J_Daito //> I don't think that's Luna... hahahaha
[10:54] <Cést_la_V> No, it's not... I came home late one night and found that Artemis had turned the bath into a cat-sized sauna...
[10:54] <=^catablanca^=> I assure you all there's a perfectly logical explanation for all this...
[10:55] <FireFly_9> Yes, there is... Occam's razor says "what you see is what you get"...
[10:55] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hloy sit weight till i sow dyana chan dis sit...
[10:56] <=^catablanca^=> I was just doing a favor for a sick tabby that had a dislocated shoulder, that's all!
[10:57] <Cést_la_V> ...the one that was crying outside our window for a solid week... and *not* out of shoulder pain...
[10:57] <GERMATOID> OOH ESTRUS! MUAHAHAHAHA!
[10:57] <=^catablanca^=> Gaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
[10:57] <=^catablanca^=> Mina, you've gone too far!
[10:58] <Cést_la_V> Now we're EVEN!!
[10:58] <=^catablanca^=> No WAY! This is too MUCH!
[10:58] <Cést_la_V> Don't act all self-righteous! At least I'm not CHEATING on ANYONE like YOU!!
[10:58] <=^catablanca^=> I WASN'T CHEATING!
[10:59] * =^catablanca^= points a paw at Minako

[10:59] <=^catablanca^=> You're gonna pay!
[10:59] * Cést_la_V does the Neo hand thing

[11:00] <Cést_la_V> Bring it!!
[11:00] <=^catablanca^=> Oh I will
[11:00] <=^catablanca^=> I will
[11:01] * .'~SugaBB_2999~'. emales dis pic 2 Loona

[11:01] <=^catablanca^=> ...assuming I live...
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OMG!!! That's my cat, Ginger!!! Holy >bleep
Solarchos [e-mail] • 04/16/04 04:39pm

Great. Now we know who's Diana's REAL mother is. >_>

Uninformed Newbie [e-mail] • 04/16/04 03:56pm



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